For Dian Wei, it is better to have a place of 'hard work' than to do nothing all day.

Quack, quack, poor whole chicken head passed through his mouth, like a meat grinder, three times five divided by two, poof, puff, the meat entered the stomach, and the bone residue spit out.

"Lord, what did you just say, is there really something for Wei to work hard? Haha, the lord doesn't have to be polite, just ask me to come, Wei will do it! ”

Chen Nuo asked Pan Zhang to go out to run errands, to be honest, Dian Weike's eyes have been red all day, and he is looking forward to Chen Nuo can also give him one or two things to do. What Chen Nuo said 'unintentionally' just now, Dian Wei was afraid that he was just saying it, not taking it seriously, so he quickly pulled his tail and asked him for his life, as if he was afraid that Chen Nuo would deny it.

Chen Nuo glanced at Dian Wei, and suddenly laughed, thinking that this guy can really come to trouble. In the past, although he was in a hurry to perform, but if he didn't speak, he wouldn't speak easily. It's just that I didn't expect that this guy has been enlightened by him recently, and his head is full of life, and he knows that he is coming to 'pick up work'. However, looking at him like this, he was wiping his mouth and rubbing his hands, with a silly expression, he was still the same Dian Wei before, and Chen Nuo was in a happy mood.

There is a so-called, unscrupulous means are not heroes, and if you don't change your original intention, you are really a hero, and Dian Wei is also!

After Chen Nuo smiled, his face suddenly tied, and he said, "It seems that you didn't eat this chicken head and chicken butt in vain today." But, Dian Jun, tell me, is the chicken head or the chicken butt delicious? ”

"Huh?"

Where does he know what is delicious or not, as long as it is eaten, it is probably delicious.

Dian Wei's mouth was half open, and he didn't understand that Chen Nuo was joking with him for a while, but seeing Chen Nuo's cold expression, he thought he was testing himself, so he didn't dare to talk nonsense for a while. He scratched his head and said in a half-loud voice, "Yes...... It's a chicken head, right? It's hard to chew, but there's just too much hair on it...... Uh, is Wei wrong? That...... Or is that a chicken butt? ”

"Huh? Is it a chicken head or a chicken butt? ”

Chen Nuo's face was still tied, and he looked at him hehehe.

"Lord, then do you say it's a chicken head or a chicken butt?"

Chen Nuo's cold face at the moment, his rolling eyes, in this dark environment, can really make people see like a ghost. Dian Wei was in a fuss in his heart, afraid that he would say something wrong, so he hesitated for a while and didn't dare to decide.

Some people say that when Brother Pig thinks, humans laugh. Chen Nuo couldn't help but laugh when he saw him so stupid. It's just that this laughter almost went out of breath, coughed a few times, and tears were squeezed out of his eyes. Dian Wei was stunned for a moment, seeing him sitting on the boulder and bowing his back, he hurriedly squatted down the tiger body, supported Chen Nuo's trembling body, and asked him again and again if he was okay.

"Ahem, ahem!"

Chen Nuo pushed him away, trying to hold his breath and not think about his stunned expression. After the qi calmed down, Fang slowly stood up and glanced at Dian Wei. At this time, Dian Wei was already standing sideways, still frowning, it was too difficult for him to think about a question.

Chen Nuo beckoned to him and said, "Dian Jun, you have to remember what I said today, whether the chicken head is delicious or the chicken butt is delicious, as long as you think it is delicious, it is delicious, understand?" You, don't generalize to your own preferences because of other people's preferences, this is an insult to the preferences themselves, and it is also an injustice to yourself! If you say yes because others say yes, then you have no opinions, and people who have no opinions, what are you talking about? ”

"This is like marching to war, the boss has the judgement of the commander, and you naturally have your own judgment. If you think that his judgment is correct because he is the manager, you will lose the battle, and you will lose the battle by not saying what you think, or if you insist on your own ideas. If so, do you think you did it right, or did you do it wrong? Is it loyalty, or is it unfaithful? ”

“……”

Dian Wei listened to Chen Nuo's words before and after, and when he recalled it carefully, he felt that every word of Chen Nuo was sonorous and powerful, and every time he hit the point, like drinking alcohol, it was endlessly memorable. He also immediately understood why Chen Nuo wanted to talk about the chicken head and the chicken butt, that is, to let him know right from wrong and be assertive, which can be described as well-intentioned.

Dian Wei took two steps back, straightened his body, and arched his hand and said, "Lord! Wei understood! Wei knows what to do! ”

Seeing Dian Wei's expression, Chen Nuo exhaled lightly. Who said that Dian Wei's IQ is low, in fact, his comprehension ability is still okay, as long as he is good at it, over time, he is not afraid that he will not be able to train out. Hehe, Chen Nuo thought so in his heart, and asked him tentatively: "Then Dian Jun now tell me, is the chicken head delicious, or the chicken butt delicious?" Don't hesitate to speak with your first feelings! ”

"Yes!"

Dian Wei straightened up again, paused, and said, "Wei thinks...... If the lord can give Wei another piece of chicken butt and a piece of chicken head, and let Wei taste it slowly, he should ...... You should be able to eat it, right? But, my lord, what is the first feeling? ”

“……”

Lost to this kid. Chen Nuo blew his beard and stared at his eyes, but his beard had not yet fully grown, so he still stared. This kid, can you make people worry-free. He pulled his robe, turned around, and was about to leave, not wanting to run in the opposite direction and ride a horse, it seems that the scout has returned, and it should be that there is news from the Yanshi.

Chen Nuo did not move, waiting for the horse to circle around him and fall off his horse far away. Sure enough, when the rider saw Chen Nuo, he immediately ran over and bowed to him: "Report!" General, General Pan's headquarters has left the Yanshi and headed south, and the thieves are about to reach the Yanshi! ”

"Got it!"

Chen Nuo waved his hand and let the detective ride down, but he beckoned back again, asked Dian Wei to step forward, and said to him: "Wasn't Dian Jun in a hurry just now, now that the opportunity has come, are you ready?" ”

Dian Wei snorted and said, "My lord, please command!" ”

Chen Nuo nodded: "You go down now, select more than a dozen capable guys from the assassination department, and then take them on the road." I have a task here, and I need you to take them to complete it yourself. ”

"Dare to ask what the task?"

"Nothing else, let Dianjun go to Yanshi and set a fire!"

"Set fire?"

Dian Wei raised his eyebrows, although it was the first time to do such a noble thing as arson, but it was still exciting to think about it.

"It's just...... As soon as General Pan leaves, Zhang Ji's troops will be stationed inside and outside Yanshi City, and Wei will set fire to it at this time, isn't it ......?"

Chen Nuo knew what he was worried about, and said with a smile: "If Zhang Ji's thousands of men and horses are already stationed inside and outside the Yanshi, the natural danger factor will be high, and I definitely won't let you take this risk easily." But what if I say, Dian Jun, when you set the fire, Zhang Ji was not in the city? ”

"Not in the city?"

If it's not in the city, where else can you go? Dian Wei was a little puzzled, but seeing that Chen Nuo raised his eyebrows, he smiled and said: "Dian Jun can go with confidence, I have already arranged everything for you, as long as you rush over in time, I will ensure that you will not meet Zhang Ji's kid." ”

Dian Wei was not afraid of death, but before he went, he had to think about this matter for Chen Nuo. It doesn't matter if he goes to die, if he says that because he messed up this matter and ruined Chen Nuo's big business, then he can't live up to Chen Nuo's trust in him. When he heard Chen Nuo say this at this time, he straightened up and said, "If this is the case, then don't worry, the lord, this matter is covered by Wei!" ”

"Puff puff!"

Dian Wei patted his chest three times to reassure Chen Nuo.

Chen Nuo nodded at him, whispered a few words to him, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Go!" Be careful! ”

Watching Dian Wei's figure disappear into the ranks, Chen Nuo raised his head and looked at the endless darkness above his head. The moon is like a tooth, and it is almost the same as not. The wind blew softly, ruffling the hair on his sideburns. It's small, but it's enough.

Enough, set fire!

There is the so-called moon dark killing night, the wind is high and the day is set on fire. Yanshi, tonight should be very lively!

…………

Yanshi City, if a devil's claw stretches out in the air, where the devil's claw is, blocks all the light, and envelops the darkness in the city.

"Let's go out of the water!"

After the county magistrate of Yanshi had finished handling a lot of chores, he had just fallen asleep for a long time when he heard this shout in a daze. Whew, in the confusion, the county commander picked up the quilt and stuffed it into his ears. What kind of water, Lao Tzu still releases water. Thinking of releasing water, where the hand touches, it is cold, but it is soft and warm. Mmmm, it's very comfortable to scratch twice. The county magistrate's head was dizzy, his eyes had not been opened, but his hands had not stopped for a moment, he had touched what he should have touched, he had done what he should have done, as if there was a lot of water!

"My lord! You're so bad! ”

The county commander turned his body irritably, and his head drilled into a soft place. The softness was whitened by the light of the fire outside. It is a pile of white meat, and the white meat is exposed outside the quilt, and you can clearly see that the ravines on the white meat are vertical and horizontal, which is vivid. It's just that at this time, the tall place of the pile of white meat is actually covered with a big slap hand, and it is still stroking. The meat is in the palm of the hand, giving it a variety of strange shapes and is extremely rich. In a daze, I finally scratched the itch of the white flesh. White Flesh grunted in his sleep, one hand straining to break the dishonest palm, and the other to pull the corner of the quilt that had been kicked open.

It's cold, although it's the end of March, in the middle of the night, staying in the warm quilt, and suddenly being lifted up, what is this, what's the difference between being suddenly stripped of clothes!

"Giggles!"

In his sleep, the white fresh meat was beating his teeth, and it was a little too cold. I wanted to pull the corners of the quilt, but I found that it was in vain, and my strength gradually decreased. However, the strength here is small, not that I forgot to resist, but because the high part of my body was rubbed by someone, I felt it, and I snorted heavily. The voice is extremely **, in this bedroom, swinging, breathtaking.

"My lord, you are so bad, you have hurt people!"

The hand that was going to break the devil's claw suddenly lost its strength, and after she came out with a trembling snort, she suddenly opened her eyes and woke up! She saw that the county magistrate was like a child, shrunk and hid in her arms, and suddenly understood what was going on.

That hand was still dishonest, and the county magistrate was still muttering: "Water...... There's so much water! ”

"What a lot of water, it's really embarrassing, ahh

The white flesh trembled, I couldn't imagine that this old man was fake and serious, and I washed her body before going to bed and let her get it, but because of what miscellaneous chores were tired, I fell asleep on the couch. I thought there would be no drama tonight, but now it's good, the show starts in the middle of the night.

White Flesh didn't break his hand anymore, but grabbed his warm hand, hoping to guide it to swim around on her small body.

"Let's go to the water! Let's go to the water! ”

"Water...... Flow? ”

The county commander's eyes suddenly opened, and his body wanted to sit up, not wanting to be wrapped in a pile of white meat because half of his body was wrapped, but he almost put the concubine who was selling on the side of the couch. He snorted, and didn't pay attention to her, only to see a fire outside the window lattice, red shining, shining on his naked upper body looked particularly hideous. Outside the house, the sound of running clearly came into the ears, and the sound of shouting 'walking water' suddenly became more harsh. He stretched out his hand and patted his forehead, it turned out that this 'water' is such a thing! The enchanting in the dream, the dry bones of reality, the so-called beauty is like this, right?

The county order didn't have time to think about it, so he had to find clothes to put on, who would have thought that he had just twisted his body, but a pair of plump and greasy ones were pasted on his back, and his just frozen body was suddenly burned again. A pair of small hands clung to his towering belly, keeping him from moving, while the pair of plump snake-like bodies clinging to his back kept fiddling with him, teasing him. In his ears, there was a hot breath, which gently fell on his earlobe, biting.

"My lord, what's the hurry! Concubine ......"

Dare to love this ** body was teased so badly, and wanted to steal two taels of lamp oil from him at this critical juncture. The pestle under the county order was furious and burned like fire, not because it was made by the goblin in the dream just now. Originally, if it was usual, it would be cheap, and it would be cheaper for her, but what is the situation now, where do you have the heart to think about this!

"Someone, what's going on!"

As soon as he struggled with his hands, his body was out of the fire pit, and he immediately got off the bed with his clothes in his arms, and put on his clothes haphazardly. The soldier who was passing by outside the door suddenly heard the county magistrate in the house speak, and quickly stopped and said to the county magistrate: "My lord, it's not good, the granary is on fire!" ”

"Granary? What, granary! ”

The grain and grass collected by Yanshi County are stored in a granary, and if the granary catches fire and is burned down, it will be a fart in the future! The county commander hastily put on his clothes, put on his shoes, and opened the door, only to see that the direction of Yanshi's grain was blazing, and it was already burning. Watching the fire flutter and twist to both sides, I knew that it was the wind that helped the fire, and it burned hot. Fortunately, the wind is not too strong, otherwise I don't know how many places it would have burned out.

"Hurry! Let's put out the fire! ”

Poof! The prefectural magistrate slipped under his feet and sat on the steps with his buttocks. This sound was indeed quite loud, and it immediately alarmed the concubine inside. The woman with her hair all over her head, who was not even dressed properly, quickly ran out of the house when she suddenly heard this noise. She called out to her lord as she leaned down to pick him up. Only the moment she lowered her body, her face was shrouded in darkness, and she was covered with a cloak, and she didn't look like a person at all, but she scared the county order half to death.

"What the hell!"

As soon as his buttocks hit the ground, he was frightened by the concubine, and the county order immediately got up. I don't know what's wrong, today is unlucky, a group of thieves ran out of nowhere during the day, and then was tossed by Zhang Ji for a night, at this time I was scared by a 'female ghost' and almost lost my soul, the county commander stomped his feet again and again, and no longer looked at the concubine on the ground, and quickly led everyone to the direction of the granary to put out the fire.

………………

The fire of Yanshi burned, and Dian Wei's task was naturally completed.

In the dark, he took these dozen people and quietly retreated to the south of the city. The guards on the southern side of the city were suddenly attracted by the sudden light of the fire in the city, and gathered into a heap and began to point fingers and discuss. Dian Wei waited for a while, saw the situation clearly, and then walked out of the dark corner with a wave of his hand, and behind him, more than a dozen people in black also followed. Like the wind, this group of people, under the leadership of Dian Wei, quietly came to the front battlement.

"Withdraw!"

Several iron hooks were attached to the corner of the battlement at the same time, hula, and the rope was thrown towards the city, and the black-clothed men were pulling the rope at the same time, relying on the power of the rope hook, and slowly embellished. Because of the heightened and reinforced Yanshi city wall, there are also about two zhang. Before these people could be replaced, a few more people followed suit.

"General Dian!"

has gone down two batches, and there are only three or five people left around Dian Wei, these people don't want Dian Wei to stay at the end, so they lower their voices and urge Dian Wei to leave quickly. Dian Wei ignored these people, waved his hand, and let them go down first. "This ......" At this moment, one of the gathered guards sighed and suddenly turned around. Due to the folded angle of sight between them, they only saw the darkness once for a while, but they did not immediately find Dian Wei and the others.

But Dian Wei felt this gaze for a moment, and he fell down and hid in the darkness. Plop plop! Although he boasted of his boldness, the moment of staring at each other also made his heart beat violently. He was not afraid of death, but he was afraid that if he was discovered by the enemy at this time, then those companions who had not yet half of them would be in danger. After waiting for a while, there was no movement, and then he exhaled lightly, stretched out his hand, and pulled a rope. He made a whirl, his cuffs were windy, and he jumped up the battlement. After a moment's pause, he went down to the city. Like a rabbit, then go down.

"What people!"

He thought that his movements were sharp enough, but he didn't expect to be discovered before he landed smoothly. Bang, the rope was cut from above with a knife, and Dian Wei's chubby body fell rapidly. There was still a few feet from the ground, and Dian Wei fell down hard, and his butt blossomed.

Dian Wei snorted, and immediately stepped forward to help him up. At this time, the torches on the top of the city were lit, and arrows were shot down at each other.