Chapter 41 Statue of Taishang Laojun smoking a big cigarette

"Alas~ How can this work, after all, it is a shop opened by outsiders, the little girl is so cute, so beautiful, if she goes out to show her face, what if she is targeted by bad people!"

Ye Ye glared at Ye Fan, and said in his heart, how can this kid be stubborn, the old man is here to create another opportunity for the two of you, and he doesn't know how to cherish it!

"Yes! Brother Ye, let's let Fluttershy live here, what's the mess with Mrs. Wang, don't look at this mother-in-law's food is delicious, his bedroom is like a kennel, it's not safe to leave such a beautiful girl as Fluttershy! ”

"Ahem!" Ye Fan coughed twice, and gave the old king a hard look.

"Don't interrupt me! The old man is telling the truth, really, if you don't believe it, I can take you to see it next time, if you really think about how messy it is, how messy it really is! Look at what I'm doing, I'm telling the truth! Oops! Who screws me! ”

The old Wang Tou was talking energetically, and when he saw Ye Fan's eyes drifting towards him, he suddenly felt cold in his ears, and as a result, he was dragged up.

"Hehe, you old thing with no conscience, just eat and drink where the old lady is, and dare to slander the old lady, are you impatient!"

Mrs. Wang was invited by Ye Fan to deliver the meal, but as soon as she came in, she heard the old immortal of the old king slandering herself, put down the things in her hand, and showed her wrist thicker than the old king's thigh, grabbed the old king's ear and turned it around fiercely!

"Oops! Tap~ It hurts! ”

Damn how luck is so back! scolded this mother-in-law twice, and she was discovered! But if you can match Ye Fan and Deng Xiaodie's family matter, it will be worth taking this beating!

"Why don't you admit it? You don't even fold the quilt when you wake up in the morning, I went to your house last time to steal ...... Ah, no, when I was looking for food, I was almost scared to death by your mess! Don't you admit it? ”

Mrs. Wang's face was red, and her skin was a little thicker, but not thick enough to be invulnerable. "Nonsense, it's just that day, it's all because the business was too busy that day, where can I take care of so much, if someone starts, the old lady won't have time to clean up!"

Mrs. Wang let go of the hand holding the old king's head, and the old king's head quickly found a broken mirror and carefully looked at the injury to the ear, fortunately, the ear was still there, and it was not pulled off, which was already a great luck. Lady Wang walks up to Fluttershy and pulls her up to look around.

"Oh, whose little girl is this, she looks quite peugeot, she wants to have breasts, she wants her ass to have an ass, and this small waist, it's very thin, and she can give birth and raise it at a glance."

Mrs. Wang is spicy and speaks so explicitly, even if Fluttershy is so bold, she is so ashamed to stomp her feet when she says this.

"What's the name of the little girl? How old is this year? Where is home? Who else? Lady Wang asks, lovingly stroking Fluttershy's head.

"My name is Deng Xiaodie, I am seventeen years old, my family is from Jiangnan, and there are people in my family." Why do people here like to touch people's heads, aren't they just born beautiful and cute! Fluttershy thinks to herself that she can't stand this kind of affection for Mrs. Wang.

"Oh, it turned out that he was from Jiangnan, it's good that my Ye Fan can have such a beautiful little daughter-in-law! Big brother, your vision is really good, you can find such a beautiful little daughter-in-law, I plan to tell you a few of them, I didn't expect you to find it yourself, I really can't imagine it! ”

“……!”

Ye Fan didn't bother to explain, yes! It's only been a day since we've known each other, so this is my daughter-in-law? And the fiancé is unlucky enough, the fiancée who has been waiting for sixteen years, he has just known each other for a long time, and this is his own, and the green hat has been worn by this group of gossipy people! Pathetic, pathetic! Deeply sorry for Fluttershy's fiancé!

"No, it's not! No! I have a fiancé! Fluttershy blushes and explains quickly.

"Oops! So you have a fiancé? It's a pity that such a beautiful beauty, it doesn't matter if you have a fiancé, you can just get rid of it, when the time comes, the old woman will introduce a good one to your fiancé! ”

Mrs. Wang also feels a little sorry that Fluttershy has a fiancé, but Mrs. Wang's thoughts make Ye Ye's eyes light up, which is also true! You can find another daughter-in-law for Fluttershy's fiancé, and he hasn't seen Fluttershy anyway, yes! That's it!

"Brother Ye, I found a Taoist stone statue here, but it can't be moved, it looks like it grows on it, please go and take a look!" Ma Liu ran over and said.

"Let's go! Check it out! Ye Fan hurriedly found an excuse to leave here, he really couldn't stand it.

The stone statue of the Taoist priest that Ma Liu said is in Lao Zhang's bedroom, this stone statue is located in a corner, the stone statue is about to Ye Fan's knees, the stone statue is very dirty, and there is a strong smell of smoke on it. Ye Fan looked at the stone statue, it should be a Taishang Laojun, but the dust in Taishang Laojun's hand is gone, it should have been smashed by Lao Zhang, since there is a big smoke smell on it, it should be used by Lao Zhang to enlarge the smoking gun.

Think about this picture, solemnly Taishang Laojun sat in the corner of the wall, holding not a dust, but a big smoking gun that Lao Zhang had just smoked, Miao Miao was not the smoke after the agarwood that had been precipitated for thousands of years, but the Fushou paste that Lao Zhang spit out. It's so much fun! Lao Zhang is really talented!

"Brother Ye, this statue is so strange, no matter how you move it, you can't move it, it seems to grow on the ground! It's so weird! ”

"Really? Let me see! ”

Ye Fan circled around the stone statue twice, and shook the stone statue with his hand, but the stone statue did not move at all, Ye Fan squatted down and looked, the bottom of the stone statue obviously has an obvious gap with the ground, the size of this stone statue should not be as simple as it seems on the surface, this should be a section underground.

Ye Fan took a rag and wiped the stone statue, revealing the blue-gray color of the stone statue. "That's not right! That's a little weird! After Ye Fan stared at Taishang Laojun's eyes for a while, the Taiji Spirit Pupil actually operated on its own without his control!

Two streams of air flowed out of his eyes continuously, uncontrollably entering the body of the stone statue, Ye Fan clearly felt that the air flow in the Taiji Spirit Pupil in his eyes was rotating more and more slowly, and the symptoms of depletion gradually appeared.

"Oops! Here's what's going on! Ye Fan secretly screamed in his heart that he was in trouble, and now the air flow in his eyes was only a trace of faint rotation.

"Stop! If you suck it again, you won't have it! Please! Laojun! I'll dust you up later! ”

Ye Fan shouted anxiously in his heart, but no one heard it, Ye Fan wanted to leave here, and sadly found that his consciousness could no longer control his body, this time it was a big trouble, losing the Tai Chi Spirit Pupil was a trivial matter, in case it was not worth it if he even took his life into it.

"Brother Ye, are you okay?" Seeing that Ye Fan was looking at the stone statue blankly, and had not moved for a long time, Ma Liu asked carefully. But Ye Fan still didn't respond, Brother Ye wouldn't be stupid, right?

"Brother Ye!" Ma Liu shouted loudly again, but Ye Fan still didn't seem to hear it. "Brother Ye! What happened to you! Ma Liu pulled Ye Fan hard and pulled Ye Fan out of his consciousness.

"Ahh Ye Fan exclaimed. "Brother Ye, what happened to you just now? I called you so many times and didn't answer, are you sick! Ma Liu asked with concern.

"No, no, it's okay, I was so fascinated just now! It's okay! It's really nothing! "It was really dangerous just now, fortunately Ma Liu pulled Ye Fan, otherwise it would be really a big trouble!