A crazy and sloppy scholar suddenly came in front of the door of the "Zhenxi General's Mansion", full of nonsense, which made all the guards look at each other angrily.

It's just that this scholar didn't realize it, he looked extremely arrogant, he turned a deaf ear to Du's reprimand, glanced at Du's, Zhen Mi, Feng Yunniang and other stunners, and said with disdain: "Just rely on your crooked melons and cracked dates, I haven't put it in my eyes yet!" ”

Unexpectedly, this person was so rampant, even a woman was humiliated, Du Shi was furious, his anger trembled, he pulled off the placket of Yuan Mai's clothes, and said with a look of grievance: "Husband, this guy is too arrogant, please order him to be killed to set an example, otherwise how can the husband's official authority exist?" ”

Yuan Mai was furious, but he came to his senses.

What was Cao Cao's intention in sending such a crazy person to Hanoi for no reason? Is it purely to let this guy insult himself, although it is annoying, but it is not painful, everything will be stopped with a knife, with Cao Cao's IQ, he should not do such a boring thing, right?

There are not a few masters of scolding in the Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Villager can be regarded as a famous one, angry Zhou Yu to death, tongue battle group Confucianism, scolding Wang Lang to death, can be regarded as "scolding brilliant". But there is another guy who scolds people like poisonous snakes, and he has no scruples, he can scold as much as he wants, this person is the famous You Heng!

"Could it be that Your Excellency is Mr. Youheng?" Yuan Mai didn't know Youheng's words, endured his anger, and asked tentatively.

"That's right, it's Youheng, you still have some eyesight!"

You Heng rolled his eyes and admitted very simply: "Cao Xiaozi has eyes but doesn't know Mount Tai. I don't need to let a talented character like me go, I actually reuse Xun Yu, who can only hang his mourning, Cheng Yu, who closes the door, Guo Jia, who reads white words, and Xun You, who guards the tomb; Xu Chu who herded cattle and horses, Li Dian who passed on books and sent them, Le Jin who read edicts, and Lu Qian who sharpened swords and cast swords...... Wait, wait, it's all wine bags and rice bags, what do you say this Cao Mengde is not blind?

Listen to You Heng humiliate Cao Cao's subordinates one by one. Yuan Mai was speechless. I didn't expect this guy to be a pervert like Youheng.

It is a chapter with Zhuge Liang's export. Compared with the ornate scolding, You Heng's scolding is completely unreasonable, and the exit is a personal attack, purely for the sake of scolding; It's like being addicted to drugs. If you don't scold for a day, you're uncomfortable.

You Heng scolded people and didn't give the other side a face at all. How ugly and humiliating. And it doesn't matter who the other party is, he can scold as much as he wants, in his dictionary. There is no such thing as "afraid" at all, and if you don't scold for a day, it's worse than death!

You Heng's most famous play is scolding Cao Cao naked, which happened half a month ago.

A few days ago, after the war stopped, Cao Cao handled political affairs in Xuchang, and learned that this guy You Heng was open-mouthed on weekdays, not only secretly scolded his subordinates, but even he was poisoned, and he was slandered for nothing. This made Cao Cao furious, and he hated to chop You Heng in two with one sword.

But although you Heng is arrogant and arrogant, but he is extremely talented, never forgetful, exported, can write poems, and is proficient in music and rhythm, and is very famous in various parts of the Central Plains, some great Confucians, such as Zheng Xuan, Kong Rong, Cai Yong and others, have once given high praise to You Heng's talent.

Therefore, although Cao Cao hated this pervert to the core, he was afraid that after killing You Heng, it would affect his reputation and be accused of being intolerant, causing people all over the world to respect him, so he has been holding back.

In order to humiliate Youheng, Cao Cao feasted guests one day and ordered Youheng to act as a drummer and beat drums to cheer up.

The drummers of the imperial court had a rule, and when beating the drum, they had to change into new clothes. And what a pervert You Heng is, how can he obediently be at the mercy of others, wear old clothes and go straight to the drum, and wave a mallet to hit it.

You Heng is very accomplished in music, and it seems that he is beating indiscriminately, but the sound of the drum is very good, like the sound of gold and stone, and the guests are all crying when they hear it.

Cao Cao wanted to humiliate Youheng, but he didn't expect to be in the limelight by him, and he was unhappy, so he sent someone to carry Youheng into the main hall and reprimanded: "You are also a person who reads poetry and books, don't you know the rules for changing clothes when drumming?" ”

After hearing this, You Heng laughed wildly, took off his clothes in the main hall, and stood naked. All the civil and military officials, all of them lost their color, shook their heads again and again, and covered their eyes.

This You Heng is so rude, even if Cao Cao's cultivation is good, he can hardly control it, and one hand fell on the "Heavenly Sword" beside him, and asked angrily: "On the temple, how dare you be so rude?" Believe it or not, I'll kill you above the temple? ”

You Heng looked up to the sky and laughed: "It is rude to bully the king. How can it be rude for me to show my parents' appearance to show my innocence? ”

"Thou art innocent, and who is filthy?" Cao Cao pressed his sword and asked angrily.

You Heng replied disdainfully: "You don't know the virtuous and foolish, and your eyes are cloudy; If you don't read poetry and books, your mouth will be cloudy; If you don't accept advice, your ears will be cloudy; If you don't know the past and the present, you are turbid; The princes are not tolerated, and the belly is turbid; Often harboring usurpation, it is a turbid heart! I am a famous man in the world, used as a drummer, a light Zhongni of Juyang goods, and Zang Cang destroyed Mencius's ear! If you want to become a king, why are you so despised? ”

According to the development of history, at this time, Kong Rong, who had big ears, stood up and asked Cao Cao to send You Heng to Jingzhou to persuade Liu Biao to surrender, so that Cao Cao would not kill You Heng in anger, which was his old friend.

But because of the butterfly effect of Yuan Mai's crossing, the trajectory of the story has changed.

Cao Cao suddenly remembered that Yuan Mai snatched the two generals Gao Shun and Zhang Liao from his subordinates, and took advantage of the fierce battle between himself and Yuan Shao to attack Henan, which made him suffer a lot, and decided to send You Heng to Hanoi to humiliate Yuan Mai.

Cao Cao thought so, Liu Biao was old-minded, and he would definitely be able to guess that he sent You Heng to borrow a knife to kill people; And Yuan Mai is young and vigorous, and his blood is strong, after being humiliated by You Heng, a pervert, it is estimated that he will draw his sword on the spot and cut You Heng into two pieces. Therefore, he temporarily changed his mind and sent someone to tie up You Heng, whether he wanted it or not, and forcibly sent him to Hanoi.

Although Yuan Mai didn't see this scene with his own eyes, after a little consideration, he was able to guess the reason why You Heng appeared in Hanoi.

"Tsk...... Cao Agui, Cao Agui, you kid is really treacherous. You actually want to borrow my knife to kill people, you also underestimate me Yuan Xianyong! ”

Having said that, how to deal with the pervert of You Heng is really a headache. Even Cao Cao didn't dare to kill You Heng without authorization, which shows that this guy's reputation is loud enough, if he is happy to take revenge and kill this pervert, he will fall for Cao Cao's tricks, and he must not do this. It's best to think of the best of both worlds!

I saw my man's face flickering and clear. The changes were uncertain, and Du Shi couldn't guess what Fujun thought for a while, so he asked aggrievedly: "Fujun, it doesn't matter who he is." Humiliate you and your concubine like this. Just kill it. Don't be made fun of! ”

Yuan Mai calmly patted Du Shi's fragrant shoulder, and said softly: "You and Ah Mi will go back to the house for the time being, I have my own plans for this matter!" ”

Du Shi was helpless. He could only glance at You Heng hatefully, and returned to the mansion with Zhen Mi and Feng Yunniang's children sullenly, leaving only dozens of guards who did not know where to go.

You Heng was proud, and said arrogantly: "Cao Agui, let me persuade you to surrender, but if you have the insight of Mount Tai, let me make a long history or rule the middle, or don't drive, I will definitely display my talent and let you achieve the cause of the overlord!" ”

Yuan Mai is neither stupid nor stupid, even if Jiang Shang is reincarnated and Guan Zhong is reborn, he will not dare to boast about Haikou so much in this era when the heroes are rising, you kid go to the grave to burn newspapers and deceive ghosts?

You are really not modest, the long history, the middle of the government, and don't drive are the three major adjutant officials in the history of the state assassin, and they are in a high and powerful position, and you kid opened his mouth to ask for such an official position, which is to reward you for doing it, can you do it with your ability?

However, Yuan Mai has already seen that this kid's intelligence is not normal, if he had been left before the crossing, he would have been sent to the Neurological Hospital a long time ago, reasoning with him is equivalent to vain, if he doesn't get it right, it will provoke him to scold and harm his family, so it is better to calm down and slowly clean up after him!

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say, you go to the inn to stay, and I'll arrange it!"

Yuan Mai said perfunctorily with a smile on his face, and without waiting for You Heng to say anything, he beckoned two soldiers to "escort" this guy to the post house first, and then turned around and went back to the house, found a smart and clever familyman, attached it to his ear and commanded, and finally smiled evilly: "If it is a mistake, don't want this year's salary!" ”

The family smiled knowingly: "My lord, even if you put a hundred and twenty hearts, the villain is good at tricky things, and you must follow your instructions to make this madman obey!" ”

After receiving the order, this Ding cleaned up in a house in the back alley of the General's Mansion, prepared wine and food, and then went to the post house to invite You Heng over.

As soon as You Heng entered the courtyard, he smelled the fragrant aroma, and when he entered the door, he saw that it was good, this table of delicacies was quite rich, and the wine in the pot also smelled mellow and fragrant, and his index finger immediately moved.

After all, after walking for six or seven days all the way from Xuchang to Hanoi, my stomach was so hungry that I was about to deflat......

Although there was no one to accompany him, You Heng didn't care, but felt more quiet. How can these ordinary people deserve to drink at the same table with a talented man like himself?

"Mr. You, please use it slowly, and the little one will retire!"

After letting You Heng into the room, the family retreated with a smile, and quietly locked the door from the outside when he went out, You Heng only cared about eating and drinking, and didn't notice it at all.

Sitting cross-legged in front of the table, You Heng touched the chopsticks and tasted the food on the table, although the taste was delicious, but it was a little salty, but the road was light for many days, and he couldn't care about some at the moment, poured the turbid wine into the bowl, and drank while eating, and feasted on it.

After a full meal and wine, You Heng felt slightly sleepy, and was ready to get up for a while before going to bed. walked to the door and pulled it, only to realize that it was locked, and I couldn't help but scold.

At first, tentatively ask, "Is there anyone alive out there?" How dare you tease me? How unreasonable! ”

After shouting for a while, no one answered, and he couldn't help but get angry, so he pointed the finger at Yuan Mai: "Yuan Xianyong, you hypocrite, you dare to treat sages like this, what face do you have to see your ancestors and ancestors after you die?" ”

In the end, he was furious and began to explode foully: "Yuan Xianyong, you are not a fucking human!" treats Lao Tzu so insidiously, no wonder your father is a concubine, with a character like you, a concubine is not worthy! ”

After scolding for a while, You Heng is tired.

Damn, it's convenient for you to not let Lao Tzu out, right? You have a good plan, I have a wall ladder!

You Heng didn't say a word, he touched the dried wine jug and urinated, accompanied by the sound of "whoosh", how can the word "cool" be good!

"Oops...... It's comfortable! ”

After You Heng finished his relief, he was refreshed, and fell asleep on the bed.

Half an hour later, my mouth was dry, so I got up and picked up the clay kettle and prepared to take a sip to quench my thirst.

When I opened the cover, I saw that it was empty; You Heng put the mouth of the bottle in his mouth, raised his head and waited for a long time, but he didn't see a drop of water coming out......

First, the dishes eaten were very salty, and secondly, after scolding for a long time, You Heng's mouth was dry, and there was smoke in his throat, and he walked to the window and pulled it a few times, but he was already firmly locked, and he didn't move at all, and he wanted to go out, but not only did he not have a door, but he also didn't have a window!

"Yuan Xianyong, I'll your eighth-generation ancestor, you sinister villain!" You Heng was anxious, and roared hoarsely.

The more he scolded, the more thirsty he became, the feeling of his throat catching fire was really unbearable, You Heng scolded for a while, he couldn't hold it anymore, patted the door frame, and said weakly: "Is there anyone outside?" Have pity on me...... I'm dying of thirst...... It really doesn't work! ”

With red eyes, You Heng walked to the table and picked up the wine jug, which contained the "golden juice and jade liquid" he had just released, if no one took care of him anymore, he would have to recycle it!

At this moment, a crack opened in the window, and the family who brought him said triumphantly, "Mr. You, how does it taste to be thirsty?" ”

People are under the eaves and have to bow their heads, and You Heng has to give in: "It's uncomfortable, it's uncomfortable!" Little brother, give me a bowl of water to drink, right?

"Are you still swearing?" Jia Ding asked reluctantly.

You Heng's eyes rolled, thinking that I would agree to come down for the time being, and when I got the water into my hand, I would scold after I went out tomorrow!

"Don't scold, don't scold, don't dare to scold anymore!"

Jia Ding smiled: "It's almost the same, you can change your mistakes, you can be good, and your children can be taught!" ”

As he spoke, he handed You Heng a clay vase of water through the crack in the window.

You Heng hurriedly took it, carefully opened the cap of the bottle and looked at it, only to see that it was indeed a crystal clear spring water, and he was immediately overjoyed, laughing and scolding: "I don't dare to scold, unless the sun comes out of the west, as long as I live, I will scold all the people in the world!" You idiot! The servant is so stupid, it can be seen that your master is also a big fool! ”

But the family was not angry, and said with a smile: "Mr. You take a sip before scolding, so as not to have chapped lips!" ”

You Heng had a dry mouth and a fire in his throat, so he immediately picked up the bottle and poured it into the sky, and immediately became angry, threw the bottle on the ground, and spit out "bah" in his mouth, "You guys killed these days, and you actually put salt in the water?" (To be continued......)