Chapter 8 Boogers? My stomach hurts

Li Jiancheng led Li Yuanba to the main hall and walked to the side of Han's father and daughter: "Ahem." Han...... That's my third brother, I still have government affairs, you talk! "After saying that, it flashed! How is this introduced? Or Brother Han? This is embarrassing in the era of seniority! People who are used to calling their eldest brother are really hard to change their words and call their uncle immediately! According to the generations of this era, it is normal for Li Jiancheng to call Han Niuhong an uncle! But the family's family has declined, and there has always been no intersection with the Li family, so when they came to Li Jiancheng's door, how could they be embarrassed to let the lord call uncle? With the right face, Han Niuhong was embarrassed to defect to Li Yuan, but it was better under Li Jiancheng!

Han's father and daughter were woken up by Li Jiancheng, and hurriedly got up and bowed their heads to Li Yuanba: "Subordinate Han Niuhong (people's daughter Han Lin) has seen the third son!" Li Yuanba looked at his eldest brother and flashed when he said a word, a little overwhelmed. I haven't experienced the etiquette of the ancients! How can this be repaid? And the other party has the potential to become a father-in-law and a wife!

"Ahh No courtesy, no courtesy! Sit down, let's just sit down and talk......" Li Yuanba, who had no words, could only quickly help up and salute his future father-in-law, and let him sit down. waited for Han Niuhong to be forced to press Han Niuhong on the seat a little harder, and for a while he didn't have a move to Han Lin, who still owed a salute, what did he say? I don't know! To help others? Impossible! It's too frivolous......

In the end, he was helpless, and raised his hand weakly: "Don't stand this young lady, you can sit too!" It was easy to sit down, and the three people in the hall fell into a silent and embarrassing situation. Fortunately, when the people were on the water for the Han family again, the atmosphere was more lively. (Tea should not have been popular at the end of the Sui Dynasty, and it was not until the advent of Lu Yu's Tea Book in the Tang Dynasty that tea really rose)

When Han Niuhong and the other atmosphere were not so embarrassing, he raised his head eagerly to look at Li Yuanba, who was sitting in Li Jiancheng's seat, and secretly cheered: he was dressed in a tight black suit from a different era, which looked very extraordinary; The legendary ghost face seems to be describing others, and the angular face is very heroic, and it has nothing to do with stupidity!

No wonder they say that legends are not credible! Han Niuhong looked at his daughter, and then at Li Sangongzi, who was seated, and nodded in his heart! He handed over and introduced to Li Yuanba: "The third son, this is the daughter of his subordinate, Han Lin, thanks to the third son's refusal to give up, there are still important things to do, please don't be surprised!" Speaking of which, Han Niuhong basically agreed to the marriage. stood up and took a deep look at his daughter, who was bowing her head and not speaking, and sighed complicatedly, and it flashed! But I didn't think about whether the three sons looked down on their own daughters, and the reason was very simple, their daughter, who was not losing, did find a good husband!

Han Lin lowered his head and didn't dare to look at the so-called third son, it's one thing to make up his mind, it's another thing to see a real person! These three sons seem to be a little abnormal, and the level of speaking and treating others seems to be inferior to even children! What was this man like? Is it really the rumor? Complicated thoughts, hearing his father's tone of basic resignation, the grievances in his heart suddenly surged into his eyes!

"Father, is it true that my daughter is just like this to give this ghost-like third son?" Han Lin, who was full of dead breath, angrily raised his neck, which had been bent since he entered the hall! "Huh?!" When he raised his head and saw the third son who was looking at him, Han Lin was surprised to take care of his rude face, covering his small mouth with one hand, and pointing at Li Yuanba with the other, his round eyes were full of surprise and surprise!

After Li Yuanba saw Han Niuhong walk out, he turned his attention to Han Lin, who was sitting quietly. The whole body exudes a pitiful aura, the strand of hair on the sideburns blocks the white side, and the hands are tangled together Ling's full fingers as if telling the inner contradictions; The pale and lifeless breath on the side after he left was so heart-wrenching!

Li Yuanba was about to say something, but was startled by Han Lin's sudden raised head and postmodern standard cute girl movements...... The incredulity in his eyes made Li Yuanba scratch his head, scratched his head and touched the corners of his mouth, and muttered: "There is something on my face?" Then he thought of something, and wiped the bottom of his nose with his sleeve, because this kid loves to pick his nose and often brings out his nose without knowing it......

Looking at the third prince in front of him, Han Lin, who had recovered from the shock, was amused by his next move. It was easy to stop laughing, looking at Li Yuanba's red nose being rubbed, and he couldn't help it again, a series of laughter like silver bells...... After all, she is only fifteen years old, and no matter how mature she is, she can't avoid the girl's surname!

The stunned Li Yuanba was almost stupid by the beautiful girl in front of him who was swaying like a lotus! "You, you...... What does it mean? "This one was so quiet at first that the sadness of the heart was greater than the sadness, and the sudden change to the point of laughing and breathlessness was simply too torturous!

You must know that Li Yuanba's current appearance is almost close to the standard defined by later generations as cool, and this blind date is once again suppressing the otaku's surname, which is an example of a real man! But the demeanor of scratching his head and wiping the corners of his mouth to abusing his nose has a cute look that I don't understand, which is more humorous than that black humor......

Li Yuanba was about to be driven crazy, this beautiful girl was squatting on the ground with laughter, covering her stomach with one hand and covering her small mouth with the other, but she just couldn't stop laughing! Li Yuanba is really afraid that this silly future wife will die of laughter, otaku have seen a lot of beautiful women on the Internet, but I have never seen such a pure and beautiful woman! You must know that the beauties on the Internet are either cute or stupid, not to mention how the cosmetics on that face compare with this ancient beautiful woman? The difference between the heart and the surname is 108,000 miles! And the ugly otaku of this previous life fell into the laughter of the girl in front of him......

Li Jiancheng didn't dare to leave, just waiting for news around the corner. Seeing Han Niuhong walking out briskly, he quietly came to the door to see what progress was going on, but he didn't expect that the girl's uncontrollable laughter would come from inside for a while, and he pushed the door and walked in in confusion.

Li Yuanba really couldn't help it, but he couldn't bear Han Lin to laugh like this, he came to Han Lin's side with a helpless and innocent face, patted his back carefully, and was a little suspicious that there was something dirty on his face, so he wiped his face with his sleeve while patting. Puzzled: "After wiping it for so long, there should be no boogers, right?" ”

When I turned around and saw my eldest brother walking in, I was also puzzled.

The savior is coming! Li Yuanba hurriedly asked the eldest brother: "Eldest brother, you came just in time!" Do you see that dirty thing on my face? It can't be that my nose was not wiped clean, I washed my face well when I came, probably not! I didn't pick my nose on the road! ”

Li Jiancheng was stunned by this kid's question: "Huh? Puzzled, he continued: "Nose droppings?" Li Yuanba automatically omitted the tone of the eldest brother's question: "Is there really one?" "Rubbing the sleeves with both hands!

Li Jiancheng was stunned to see the third brother rubbing his nose under and left and right, and said to himself in a daze: "Nose ......" Suddenly an urge to laugh came up: "Nose...... Excrement!? Turning his head and rushing out, "Whahahahahaha......"

Li Jiancheng laughed loudly, immediately stopped Han Lin's laughter, turned his head with difficulty and asked Li Yuanba breathlessly: "Yes...... No...... Has the eldest prince been here? Li Yuanba grabbed his sleeves with both hands and stopped on both sides of his nose, and said sullenly: "Well! Gone again! But boogers, how can they be so funny?! So, Han Lin almost fainted with laughter......

Han Lin laughed easily, and when Li Yuanba asked him if he was dissatisfied with him, he responded with joy and shame that he was respected by his future husband's family: "The slave family should go back, looking for Gongzi...... Message. ”

Back in the house, Li Yuanba was so excited! The fourth sister Li Xiuning asked how the matter was, and Li Yuanba shook his long hair domineeringly: "Nonsense!" As soon as this son comes out, how can it not be done! She said to wait for my news, I will go on a date with her tomorrow! How? Wrong? Looking at Li Xiuning's face of contempt, Li Yuanba was a little confused.

"You said that people are waiting for your news, and you will find someone to go on a date tomorrow? Do you know what people mean when they say news? Li Xiuning can't wait to slap him to death, is it a memory girl?

Otaku also have quick wit! When the fourth sister said this, he also reacted. A burst of emptiness hit: "Yes! After all, it's not that time! "Now waiting for news, you can find someone to go on a date, have a meal, watch a movie or something, but this is ancient times! If you need a matchmaker to go, you don't need to go in person, which will make the man look frivolous and disrespectful to each other!

Han Lin returned home, saw her father, and under her father's questioning: "Well, please rest assured, the third son is very good and has not embarrassed his daughter!" "Han Niuhong's heart is relieved, that's good! In addition to being happy, it was rare to make a joke about his daughter: "This father is relieved, but the rumors are wrong, otherwise my daughter will miss it!" Han Lin shouted coquettishly: "Daddy......!" Daughter doesn't follow! "I am happy, but I am a little disappointed, the reason is very simple, these three sons have no shelf, but the rules are almost there! How can you pat someone's back when you first meet...... It seems that the speech is very vulgar, and it doesn't seem to be very stylish, hey! That's great! Booger...... There was a dull pain in my stomach......

This matchmaker originally wanted to discuss with his father, but Li Yuan explained this matter to Li Jiancheng to take care of, and just inform him when the time comes! So, Li Yuanba went to the eldest brother's mansion and went diligently! After a series of trivial things, the wedding date is finally set, and March 3 next year is a good day!

Li Yuanba has solved the problem of his own appearance, so his shadow is all over the street every day...... The people who pulled the sledgehammer shook were dumbfounded, and it was a conversation after a long time, no wonder!