Chapter 12: The Wonderful Use of Alcohol
In the dilapidated residents' wooden houses, Gou Bin didn't know how he got here, it is estimated that he may have been carried here, and at the moment of falling off the cliff, Gou Bin unfortunately performed a beautiful posture of inverted onions, and his head was stuck in the snow and became a human-shaped radish, if it wasn't for Barbara pulling him out, it is estimated that he would still be icy now.
Snoopy was very unfortunate to have a high fever or something, and Gou Bin's hind legs were really powerful enough, and the two of them were very unfortunate to become upside down, who called him Niu Gao Ma Da and a heavy fire support soldier, this black radish is really strong enough, buried in the ice and snow for a long time before pulling it out, and unfortunately it was a fatal high fever.
Compared with Snoopy's high fever and confusion, Gou Bin, a freak, is unharmed, but the temperature is a little high and belongs to a low-grade fever, which is a rare freak, which makes Jimmy, Barbara and Sean have to wonder, this guy is too unlucky, right?
Jimmy looked at Snoopy and Gou Bin, then at Sean and said a little frantically, "Hey, Sean, what can I do now?" Our team is either injured or sick, and there is no way to go on like this? Now that I don't even have a map, how can I save that British? ”
"Jimmy, I'm perfect, uh~ okay, I'll shut up!" Barbara corrected Jimmy's words, who knew that Jimmy's angry eyes were aroused, Barbara simply shut up with an embarrassed face, there was really no bastard with two injuries and one illness, Gou Bin didn't even have a military coat, Barbara had to admire his ability to resist the cold.
Gou Bin is also very puzzled now, it stands to reason that he is wearing two thin clothes now, and the end should be the same as Snoopy, how can he have a high fever directly, and it is only a low-grade fever now, and the sequelae after the crossing? , it's all shivering cold now, and if there's a fire, I'll come forward immediately.
Sean was also a little crazy at this time, this went deep into the enemy's rescue team, now it is not that they are saving people, but they are counting on others to save them, at this time they are not overstated that they have run out of ammunition and food, after three and two encounters, the bullets are consumed, and the food of a single soldier for a day is also consumed.
Originally, it was just a quick trip to the battlefield lightly, only enough ammunition and food for a day, and the next morning to complete the task flashing, who knew that there would be so many disasters and difficulties, the most speechless thing was to stall Gou Bin, the big stomach king, a small man with a full appetite, and he really ate Ma Ma Xiang, purely a foodie!
With a gloomy expression, Sean swept out a bottle of wine with half a bottle of wine left in the broken house, sniffed it and took a sip and said: "Ah~ Unlucky, I didn't expect that the mission would be so disaster-ridden, do you have any fever reducers, hurry up and reduce Snoopy's fever first, we will be finished before we get to the place like this!" ”
Jimmy and Barbara looked at each other, shook their heads and shrugged their shoulders to say that they didn't, and they weren't medics or anything, who was full and had nothing to do with a basket of medicine to the battlefield? There are still dozens of bullets or something, and they are all rewarded to the enemy.
As for Gou Bin Sean directly filtered, this battlefield novice is counting on medicine, the war is peaceful, the guy who doesn't understand anything, but the shit luck is a thief, and the jealous Sean hates to rob his shit luck, and the cannonballs are flying sideways and are actually safe and sound, is there any reason for this?
Jimmy shrugged his shoulders with a helpless expression, patted his pocket and said, "Sean, there is no medicine, but there are dozens of bullets, is it enough?" There's no way to save the Brit anyway, and I'm praying for someone to save us now! ”
When Barbara looked at Sean, she said with an embarrassed and heroic expression: "Uh~ Sean, that I'm the same as Jimmy, there are only a few dozen bullets, and when the bullets run out, keep one for yourself, so as not to be caught by the Germans and life is worse than death." ”
Sean felt a burst of anger when he heard the words of the two of them, walked up to Snoopy and folded his hands in prayer: "Alas~ Okay, merciful and almighty God, faithful believer Sean prays to you, send a birdman beauty to spend a good night with Snoopy!" Snoopy, God bless you, Amen! ”
Gou Bin looked at Sean's prayer posture with a strange look, trembled and leaned over to Jimmy and Barbara, and asked curiously, "Hi~ Jimmy Barbara, what is Sean doing?" Nagging, is he taught by Christians? What do you two look at? ”
Jimmy leaned on the plank of the broken wooden house, and when he heard Gou Bin's idiotic question, he couldn't help but exclaim, "Oh~ Damn it, Cruze, isn't it?" Don't you know that Sean is a Christian? Seeing that you are so familiar, I thought you knew, but you didn't know anything about feelings! ”
Barbara burst into Sean gossip, and said with a mysterious expression: "Huh? Cruze, don't you know that Sean is a faithful Christian, and at the same time the most scum Christian, killing people on the battlefield, drinking after the war, being proficient in everything, and vomiting! ”
De~ Asking them is also in vain, Gou Bin shrugged helplessly and walked towards Sean in prayer, now Gou Bin himself has a little high fever or something, save others and save himself at the same time, the only hope is the wine in Sean's hand, alcohol to high fever is still a little effective.
Sean was nagging about the deceitful Christian scriptures in his mouth, and when Gou Bin snatched the wine bottle from his hand with one hand, he immediately came to his senses and said: "Hi ~ Hi Hi ~ ~ Cruz, this is my trophy, what are you doing?" I want to drink and find it myself, but I haven't finished reading the prayer scripture yet! ”
Gou Bin blocked Sean's action of retrieving the wine bottle with one hand, and said with a look of contempt: "Sean, you have it, wait until you finish nagging useless God, Snoopy will be burned into an idiot if he doesn't die, and when the almighty God is also incompetent, relying on himself in everything is the last word, don't try to sell the god of the dog to help!" ”
Sean stared at Gou Bin, a heretic, with wide eyes, and insulted the almighty dog god, is this guy really a relative of the almighty dog god? It's really a miracle that the battlefield can be transported to shit until now, Jimmy and Barbara also have surprised expressions, this Gou Bin is enough for that, right?
Gou Bin ignored Sean's eyes, shook the wine bottle in his hand, sighed and said, "Alas~ Sean, this wine can save me and Snoopy's lives, have you heard of alcohol to reduce high fever?" Yes, if you encounter illiterates, come, hurry, teach you illiterate how to reduce fever! ”
Sean Jimmy and Barbara's faces were black, if it weren't for Gou Bin saying that there was a way to reduce the fever or something, maybe there would really be a violent and hurtful situation, this guy is too immoral to speak, and he actually called them illiterate? In any case, they are also highly educated high school students, and the country needs no way to force them to join the army.
Under Gou Bin's teaching, the sweaty live version of the alcohol horse killing chicken (massage) was staged, Jimmy and Barbara were frustrated hard, Gou Bin had an expression of enjoyment, the alcohol was cold and hot a few times, it was important to be comfortable, and the pleasant scream was really something.
Sean hid to the side of the window of the broken wooden house to guard, after an oolong lesson, Sean regretted that he was not an authentic officer, and during the break, he actually forgot to call his subordinates to guard and post or something, the new officer lacked command experience, and it was a crime to kill two stormtroopers who deserved death.
Not to mention that Gou Bin's alcohol fever reduction method is really useful, Jimmy took off his clothes and Snoopy's body temperature was not so obviously high, and Snoopy's thick black lips also made a pleasant moan, looking faintly like a high fever and waking up.
Jimmy heard Snoopy's unconscious moaning, his numb hands stopped and said happily: "Ha ~ Cruz, your method really works, Snoopy seems to have a fever, well, it's the hand rubbing is terrible, very tired, hey~ Cruz, this should be enough, right?" ”
Gou Bin didn't lie on the ground too dirty, and screamed comfortably: "Where, this is all very basic common sense, Snoopy's is enough, just dress him and warm him, hey, Barbara, mine is not enough, continue to continue, don't stop, I have a different physique from him!" ”
Barbara had a black line on her face, this Gou Bin's cry was really too much, Barbara couldn't help but rub it a few times and said, "Hi Hi ~ Cruz, are you enjoying it or what?" Deliberately annoying, isn't it? Is that what you call it? How I feel as if you're enjoying not a fever! ”
Gou Bin shamelessly turned his head, looked at Barbara and said, "What do you know? This is called long-lasting, Barbara, why don't you give me the military skin on your body, let's change positions, and I'll press it for you? Look, you're not happy with it yourself, isn't that it, keep going, less nonsense! ”
Gott~ Barbara simply didn't say anything, really contributed her military skin to Gou Bin? He's not that great, who can stand this ice and snow? Only Gou Bin, a freak, can afford it, and Jimmy quickly helps Snoopy put on his military uniform, so as not to waste half a day's hard work.
Sean despised Gou Bin's lewd smile, grabbed a tablecloth with one hand and threw it in front of Gou Bin and said, "Okay, Cruz, your ** appearance makes me feel disgusting, hurry up and put it on, I'm tired, rest for a while, there are still two hours before dawn, and I have to continue to hurry!" ”
Gou Bin got up from the ground in a gloomy way, picked up the tablecloth that Sean threw with one hand, and said comfortably after wrapping himself around: "Okay, I rely on ~ put on this tablecloth, how do I feel like an Indian Ah San?" Sleep, sleep, a comfortable day! ”
Barbara had a black line on her face, this Gou Bin was so annoying, she worked hard to help him rub it for most of the night, and she didn't say a word of thanks, and her palms became hot and red, and Barbara, who wanted to cry without tears, ran to the side, and covered her ice face with her hot hands and fell asleep.
Sean looked at the sleeping figures of several soldiers, couldn't help sighing, looked up at the heavy snow outside the window, clenched his carbine with both hands, and looked at the snowy world outside the window with wooden eyes, war, endless war, scourge many families and lives, what is all this for?