Chapter Seventy-Three: The Disgusting Elixir
"Cats?" Xiao Zhou Houyue's eyebrows were slightly wrinkled, and her face was suspicious.
Immediately, Xiao Zhouhou looked gloomy and said unhappily: "How can a cat eradicate fish stalks, what kind of mess are you prescribing." ”
Shi Wei said unhurriedly: "Mrs. Ning Guo is driven by ten thousand gold, how dare Wei Chen mess around, it's just that Niang Niang ordered Wei Chen to treat his illness, Wei Chen can only do this, if Niang Niang doesn't trust Wei Chen, you might as well let the envoy of Liu Yuan come to treat Mrs. Ning Guo." ”
He wanted to kick this "tricky" matter back to Liu Kunbu.
Xiao Zhou paused, looked him up and down a few times, and the suspicion between his eyebrows continued unabated.
Just when she didn't know whether to believe him or not, Mrs. Ning Guo, who was lying on the bed, snorted: "Queen Mother, let him give it a try, the old student is really painful." ”
Seeing that his mother was so uncomfortable, Xiao Zhouhou was anxious, and in desperation, he brushed his hand and said: "Okay, this palace will believe you for the time being, come on, go and catch a cat quickly." ”
The palace maids and eunuchs who were waiting around had already prepared pen, ink, paper and inkstones, and were waiting for the imperial doctor to prescribe a prescription, but they didn't expect that the new imperial doctor would use a cat to treat the old lady.
The slaves and maids were also at a loss, but the queen had a life, so she had to hurry up and do so.
After a short time, a large tom cat was brought in.
Shi Wei asked the subordinates of Yongguo Mansion to bring a leftover fish from the kitchen, cover it with a food cover, and then put the big male cat outside the food cover.
"Little girl, look, what a fragrant fish, hurry up and eat it."
Shi Wei squatted on the ground, and in front of the queen, in front of everyone, began to tease the cat.
"Meow-meow-meow-"
The big male cat was hungry for a long time, and when Baba saw a fragrant fish in front of him, he was naturally hungry and screamed, but the fish was blocked by the food cover, but he couldn't eat it, so he could only scratch the food cover with his paws.
Seeing such a scene, the surrounding eunuchs and palace maids only felt funny in their hearts, but they didn't dare to be presumptuous in front of the queen, so they forcibly held back their laughter one by one.
When Xiao Zhouhou saw this, he couldn't help but be furious, and shouted: "Shi Wei, you are so presumptuous, you dare to tease this palace, you are guilty!" ”
As soon as she drank like this, the big male cat trembled with fright, and slipped under the table.
Shi Wei was stunned for a moment, and had to say: "Niangniang is angry, how dare Weichen tease Niangniang." ”
"Then what are you doing, this palace asked you to treat Mrs. Ning Guo, but you fed the cat, aren't you teasing this palace?" Xiao Zhouhou said angrily.
This little week's temper is really a bit big.
Shi Wei said calmly: "Yu Niangniang, where is Weichen feeding the cat, Weichen is trying to find a way to get rid of the thorns, and please be patient and give Weichen some time." ”
Xiao Zhouhou was already annoyed and planned to severely punish this ridiculous Lang Zhong, but seeing him so serious, he was curious in his heart.
At that moment, she temporarily suppressed her anger and said coldly: "This palace will see what you are capable of, if you are really teasing this palace, this palace will definitely show your majesty and condemn you to a crime." ”
"If Weichen can't cure the old lady's illness, let the mother fall."
In front of Xiao Zhouhou, Shi Wei happily made a "military order".
Speaking of which, Xiao Zhouhou didn't have a good idea to say anything, so he had to wait patiently and wait to see what tricks the new imperial doctor surnamed Shi could play.
So Shi Wei dragged the big male cat out from under the table, pressed it to the edge of the food cover, and signaled the people around him not to make a sound, so as not to frighten the cat.
This poor big male cat, whose favorite fish is only separated by a cover, is so desperate that he can't eat it, so he can only bark and scratch, and he is salivating.
Seeing that it was almost time, Shi Wei asked someone to fetch a few peppers from the kitchen and feed them into the cat's mouth.
As soon as the smell of pepper was stimulated, the big male cat was like a child with cerebral palsy, and his saliva was dripping down, Shi Wei quickly took a small bowl and carefully took every drop of cat saliva.
After tossing for a long time, seeing that he finally got a small bowl of cat saliva, Shi Wei took the food cover away and let the impatient big male cat eat deliciously.
Then, Shi Wei ordered the palace maid to take the cat's saliva to the kitchen, first boil the leeks in clean water, chew them, mix them with the cat's saliva, and then take them back.
Shi Wei offered the bowl of green and yellow things with both hands, "Queen Mother, the elixir has been made, please give it to the old lady." ”
Xiao Zhouhou glanced at the disgusting thing, frowned and said, "How can such a disgusting thing be an elixir?" ”
Shi Wei explained unhurriedly: "Niangniang doesn't know, cats like to eat fish the most, so this cat saliva has an excellent corrosive effect on fish bones, the old lady only needs to take two bowls of this cat saliva every time, and take three times in a row, and Weichen guarantees that the fish stalk can be easily removed." ”
So after some mystery, Shi Wei finally revealed the truth.
Xiao Zhouhou was stunned for a moment, and then Fang Shi suddenly realized.
Although Shi Wei's recipe is peculiar and "disgusting", the pharmacology is obvious.
Xiao Zhouhou was born in a famous family, and he can be regarded as knowledgeable, and this is the first time he has seen this method of using ambergris to remove fish bones.
At this time, she couldn't help but be a little impressed by Shi Wei, the new imperial doctor.
After sighing in his heart, Xiao Zhouhou sighed: "It's rare that you can come up with such a wild recipe, okay, just give it to the old lady, and see how it works." ”
At that moment, she took the bowl with her own hands and carefully served it for her mother.
This cat's saliva turns into bones, and it needs to be slowly corroded, and it can be melted away in a day or two, so Xiao Zhou Hou ordered to go down, according to Shi Wei's prescription, and give Mrs. Ning Guo medicine on time every day.
Three days later, the Royal Hospital.
Shi Wei came the latest as usual, and as soon as he entered the gate, he noticed that something was wrong in the Imperial Hospital.
Those colleagues looked at him with some strange eyes, and there seemed to be a hint of schadenfreude in their eyes.
"Doctor Shi, Mrs. Ning Guo's illness, how can you cure it?" Liu Kunbu, who was coming to him, asked coldly.
Shi Wei sighed and said helplessly: "The fish stem stuck in the old lady's throat is long and thick, it is really difficult to get rid of it, and I am having a headache about this matter." ”
In the past few days, Liu Kunbu seems to be very concerned about the progress of his diagnosis and treatment, and has asked each other repeatedly, Shi Wei knows that he has the intention of watching the excitement, and the surname Suo pretends to have nothing to do.
Hearing Shi Wei's sigh, the corners of Liu Kunbu's mouth quietly flashed a trace of pride.
Shi Wei pretended not to know, and said blankly: "Envoy Liu, when I came here today, I found that my colleagues seemed to be a little wrong, could it be that something could not happen?" ”
Liu Kunbu sneered: "Just now the palace sent someone to spread the word, saying that the queen mother is going to visit our imperial hospital in person, and everyone is ready to welcome the mother." ”
"Oh." Shi Wei replied casually, with a disapproving expression.
Seeing him so relaxed, Liu Kunbu couldn't help but ask: "I said that Doctor Shi, the queen mother is going to come to discipline, aren't you nervous at all?" ”
Shi Wei was stunned for a moment, and asked rhetorically, "What do I have to be nervous about?" ”
Liu Kunbu said strangely: "Doctor Shi, you can't cure Mrs. Ning Guo's illness for so many days, the queen must be annoyed, this time, aren't you afraid that the mother is specially here to ask you about your crime?" ”
Hearing this, Shi Wei pretended to be suddenly enlightened, and exclaimed: "This is also very likely, Envoy Liu, if the mother is to blame at that time, you have to say something good for the humble position." ”
Liu Kunbu shook his head and sighed: "It's because your medical skills are not good, you can't treat Mrs. Ning Guo, and if you blame it, I can't protect you." ”
Shi Wei hurriedly said: "However, it was Liu Yuan who made you recommend me to go at the beginning, and now that it has reached such a point, how can you sit idly by." ”
As soon as the words fell, someone outside shouted for the queen to arrive.
All the medical officers rushed to the door to meet them.
"Shi Wei, if you kill my Uncle Shen, this is called a report and a report, you accept your fate." Liu Kunbu sneered and tore his face, then turned around and walked away.
Looking at the proud figure, Shi Wei smiled.
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