Although this surnamed Pan is stupid, his words are not bad at all.

Looking at this scene now, Sun Erniang's idea of "forcibly marrying" herself is decided, and it is not a way to consume herself like her, in case she is really impatient one day, it is not impossible to kill herself with a knife.

is so hard-hitting, it is always yourself who suffers, this is not Shi Wei's style.

Pan Gongzi's words just reminded Shi Wei.

He weighed it for a long time, suddenly his sword eyebrows froze, he jumped up, and "snapped" and patted the chaimen and shouted: "Master Sun, I have figured it out, I promise you, let me go quickly." ”

After a while, the chai door creaked open, and Sun Erniang stood outside, with a smug smile on her face.

"Xiao Langjun, why did you figure it out so quickly, aren't you perfunctory to the old lady."

Sun Erniang pulled him out of the chai door as she spoke, took his arm and asked with a smile.

Shi Wei sighed helplessly: "I won't hide it from you, from my heart, I, Shi Wei, really don't want to marry you." But who let me fall into your hands now, what if I don't agree? ”

Shi Wei didn't say anything nice to coax Sun Erniang to be happy, but these words made her believe it a little, so she touched Shi Wei's face, and said softly in her ear: "Xiao Langjun, don't worry, in the future, sister, I will definitely serve you comfortably, and in a few days, you will be willing." ”

Shi Wei smiled bitterly and did not respond.

Sun Erniang was gentle with Shi Wei here, but shouted to her subordinates over there: "What are you all still doing standing stupidly, don't hurry up and prepare, the old lady is going to marry your new village master tonight." ”

Shi Wei was shocked in his heart, he originally thought that he would accept Sun Erniang first, and take the opportunity to escape from the air, how could he think that she was so urgent, and she was going to get married tonight.

So he hurriedly said: "Master Sun, I don't think there is any need to be in such a hurry." ”

Sun Erniang's face immediately turned cloudy, and her eyebrows showed a little suspicion, "What, could it be that you just want to delay time so that you can take the opportunity to escape?" ”

Obviously, the female thief was still wary of him.

Shi Wei said with a smile: "I will naturally have no regrets about what I promised, I just thought, it is better to cure your illness first, and then it is not too late to get married." I don't want you to suddenly fall ill when you spend candles in the cave room, and then you won't spoil the beautiful scenery of that good day. ”

His excuse is high-sounding and flawless.

That Sun Erniang was right to think about it, and she smiled brightly on her face, so she kissed him fiercely on the face, and said with a coquettish smile: "It's rare that Shilang is so attentive, okay, then I'll rely on you." ”

She was so coquettish, Shi Wei couldn't help but get goosebumps all over her body, but she still had to smile perfunctorily on her face.

On the same day, Shi Wei temporarily stayed in this water thief's den as the future "Zhai Husband", and lived for seven or eight days.

In these days, he treated Sun Erniang on the one hand, and quietly touched this thief's nest clearly.

At the beginning, Sun Erniang was still wary of him, no matter where he went, he would always send minions to follow him around, in case he did anything wrong.

Later, when the medicine prescribed by Shi Wei gradually improved, Sun Erniang trusted Shi Wei more and more, and withdrew the minions who monitored him.

Although Shi Wei was given considerable freedom, he was depressed to find that he could not escape from this den of thieves on his own.

The reason is simple, this thief's den is located on a mudflat in a waterfront along the river, surrounded by water, and all reeds as far as the eye can see, and it is completely isolated from the world.

The mudflat's communication with the outside world depended entirely on those boats, but there were several people guarding it in turn at all times, and he had no way of seeing the opportunity to sneak on the boat and slip away.

What's more, the water network in this berth is dense, and he doesn't have access to the road, and it is difficult to get out of it in a few hours, even if he steals a boat by luck, once he is noticed by the mother-in-law and sends someone to chase him, he doesn't have to be caught back.

When Shi Wei found out the terrain of this thief's den, he decisively gave up the original plan, and after thinking about it again, he came up with another clever plan.

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Ten days have passed in the blink of an eye.

These days, after Shi Wei's careful treatment, Sun Erniang's itchy ear disease is not all cured, but it is also half of the better.

Seeing that Sun Erniang's illness was about to recover, Shi Wei took the initiative to propose that he could pick a good day and say that the marriage would be done.

Sun Erniang was overjoyed, so she chose the fifteenth day two days later to hold the wedding.

A group of minions hurriedly got busy, some went to clean up and decorate the new house, and some went to the nearby town to buy colored paper lanterns, and they were busy for two days, and they made a festive appearance in the village.

That night, Sun Erniang summoned more than 20 brothers from the village, together with several brothers who were guarding the boat, into the lobby of the village to drink her wedding wine.

"Brothers, from now on, the old lady will be the one who has the master, don't fight the old lady's idea again, lest your owner be unhappy."

Drunk, this Sun Erniang hooked Shi Wei's neck and shouted loudly at her group of drinking brothers.

The 20 or so water thieves were all laughing and making trouble, the wine foam was spraying indiscriminately, the bones and slag were flying wildly, and a large hall was in a mess of porridge.

Shi Wei also pretended to be a festive groom, and drank hard against the minions who came forward to toast, but he swallowed the wine on the surface, but when others were not paying attention, he vomited all the essence in a blink of an eye.

Unconsciously, this banquet was drunk for more than half an hour.

Sun Erniang's face was wine red, hooked Shi Wei's neck, waved her hand and said: "You continue to drink, I won't accompany the old lady, I have to accompany me, the groom, to the cave room." ”

After that, she looked at Shi Wei with a smile, poked his chest and said with a smile: "Husband, let's enter the cave room quickly, don't people say that ** is worth a thousand gold, tonight I will let you see the means of being a wife......"

When she spoke, her eyes became more and more blurred, and her legs and feet were soft and unstable, so she couldn't help but lean on Shi Wei's body.

Shi Wei hugged the wind-scratching thief mother-in-law, and a strange smile flashed on her face.

"Why are you laughing so weirdly, are you ......" Her knots began to tie, and her vision began to blur, and she was dizzy, showing signs of drunkenness.

When Sun Erniang was still dizzy, she only listened to the sound of "flutter, flutter", and the twenty or so water thieves who were drinking were all like drunks, falling to the ground one after another, and they were unconscious in an instant.

Seeing this, Sun Erniang was quite surprised, to know how much her subordinates drank, she knew best, how could she get drunk after drinking this little wine, and she was still drunk at the same time.

Suddenly, Sun Erniang noticed something, and swept towards Shi Wei in surprise, but what she saw was an indifferent face.

"You...... What did you do...... "Sun Erniang stammered and asked.

Shi Wei pushed her on the table and sneered, "It's nothing, I just put some drugs in the wine." ”

Sun Erniang's drunken red face suddenly flashed with great consternation, and she shook her head and said: "You are talking nonsense, you are in the village all day long, how can you secretly get drugged." ”

Shi Wei laughed, a trace of contempt appeared on his face, "Have you forgotten, this drug was all sent to me by your grandson." ”

Sun Erniang was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized.

It turned out that Shi Wei's drug was called "Holy Sleep San", which came from the Southern Song Dynasty Fangcheng's "Bian Que Heart Book", in which the main ingredients were mandala flowers and fire twist flowers, and the two took three coins each, and made them into powder, which became a good drug.

Shi Wei had previously prescribed two recipes for him to clear the fire on the pretext of treating Sun Erniang, and mixed the mandala flower and the fire twist flower into these two recipes respectively.

Sun Erniang is also very cautious, every time she orders her subordinates to grab medicine, she will ask them to go to Lang Zhong to inquire, the prescription prescribed is harmless, Shi Wei used such a clever method, so he naturally easily concealed it.

In the next few days, Shi Wei quietly made the drug under Sun Erniang's nose under the name of medicine, and then quietly put it into the wine.

This wine is in the intestines, the medicine is attacked, and it is strange that these greedy water thieves do not pour it.

"Among you thieves, my mother should have killed you with a knife, my mother ......"

Sun Erniang knew the plan, and pointed at Shi Wei in anger and scolded, such a blood attack on the heart, the drug surged, only to feel dizzy, and soon fell asleep.

"Thief mother, dare to fix me like this, see how I concoct you this time!"

Shi Wei scolded, pressed the female thief back into the wine table, and tore her skirt with a "whoosh".

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