Chapter 459: Fucking Man
Chapter 459: Fuck Man
At the beginning of June of the thirteenth year of the Great Cause, the weather had become very hot, and they began to sing tirelessly again, immersed in their own world. And Li is lazy, what is the current Lord Yan Wang doing at this time.
It's summer again.
He has a recliner.
There is a large willow tree on the school grounds.
He also had a black knife.
His black knife can be used in a refrigerator.
So he seemed to be enjoying himself again, lying on the chaise longue under the weeping willow tree, and next to the chaise longue lay a bucket with a black knife in the bucket, and a pot of Western Regions wine that only Li Xian would drink in the summer. There is a book in his hand, not the art of war, not a history book, but the charter sorted out by Du Ruhui and others during these days. Since he has been crowned king, he must have rules in everything.
How to travel, how to speak.
In short, there are a lot of hows, which makes Li Xian a little depressed. He is a person who has a desire to read almost any text, and in his previous life, he had a good habit of reading a lot in the toilet. But the thing he was holding in his hand today, he really couldn't stand it. In his opinion, no matter how the text is arranged, there will be a certain charm. But once arranged into the contents of the book in his hand, it will be so boring that people can't help but fall asleep after a few glances.
In his own words, how could a lazy man like him be interested in such things as rules and regulations?
So he has been looking for excuses not to look at these things, but when he thinks of Du Ruhui's black face, he is a little worried, and when he thinks of that guy talking about the past and the present at length, Li Xian has an urge to think about. Whenever this happens, he will use inappropriate tricks such as urine and to escape.
So he forced himself to look at it, even if he saw it, it couldn't get into his head.
The things that Du Ruhui sorted out basically followed the habits of the Great Sui court. For example, the reward of officials, such as the formulation of official grades, such as the military system. On this basis, Du Ruhui has made some corrections, and it can be said that he is a very thoughtful person, and he is a very serious and serious person.
But what Li Xian doesn't like the most seems to be too serious, so in Du Ruhui's opinion, he has a lot of things that need to be corrected.
So much so that Li Xian was a little afraid of seeing Du Ruhui's face, and would rather hide in the water village and Zhu Yishi, Chen Que'er and they fished, barbecued, and ate wine.
Later, Du Ruhui severely criticized Zhu Yishi and Chen Que'er as the governor of Yanwang's mansion, and Li Xian realized that his evasion would affect others. Helpless, he had to seriously promise Du Ruhui that he would definitely look at the things he sorted out carefully and keep them all in mind.
And after saying these words, seeing Du Ruhui's teachable expression, Li Xian wanted to pull off his beard one by one and stick it into a shuttlecock to kick and play.
I really couldn't look at it, Li Xian put the book on his face and planned to sleep for a while. At this time, I heard a sound of footsteps coming from a distance. Li Xian was afraid that Du Ruhui would come to teach again, so he hurriedly unfolded the book and pretended to look good. It wasn't until the footsteps came close that he raised his head to look, only to find that it was Hou Junji.
"The Lord"
Hou Junji saluted and said: "I sorted out the information sent by the Military Inspection Department, and picked the most important ones for you to see. ”
Li Xian sat up straight and motioned for Hou Junji to sit down on the stool beside him.
He looked at the information, and then smiled and said: "Li Yuan's use of troops is indeed not to be underestimated, and he hit Chang'an City so quickly. ”
Hou Junji nodded and said: "Yang Yu, the acting king who stayed in Chang'an, sent Song Laosheng to garrison Huoyi to reject Li Yuan, but because of the light enemy, Li Yuan cut off his retreat, and he was defeated and wanted to flee back to Huoyi City, but Li Jiancheng led his troops to occupy Huoyi first. He had to flee in the direction of Chang'an with the remnants of his army, and was killed by Duan Zhixuan's ambush and routed his flanks. He turned his head and fled to the east gate of Huoyi, trying to enter the city from the east gate to drive Li Jiancheng's men and horses out again, but was caught up by Liu Hongji, where was he Liu Hongji's opponent, and was poked to death in a deep ditch on the side of the road. ”
"Luring the enemy out of the city, and then picking up the back road, this tactic is extremely simple and effective, Li Yuan's command is indeed very level."
"I heard that this strategy was conceived by Li Shimin, the second son of Li Yuan."
"Oh?"
Li Xian raised his eyebrows, and then smiled noncommittally: "Huoyi is broken, and Li Yuan's soldiers and horses will be able to drive straight in, but I am afraid that this will already besiege Chang'an City." ”
"What's the reaction from the Eastern Capital?"
Li Xian asked.
Hou Junji replied: "The eastern capital is not calm either, and Yang Tong, the king of Yue who stayed in the eastern capital, listened to the advice of Lu Chu, Yuan Wendu and others, and planned to recruit Li Mi. He personally wrote a letter to Zhao'an and sent someone to send it to Li Mi. As a result, it angered Wang Shichong and the entire military in the Eastern Capital. ”
"yes."
Li Xian smiled and said: "Yang Tong is still too young, he can't think of recruiting Li Mi, how can the hearts of those defenders in the Eastern Capital be better?" A while ago, they also fought with Li Mi, and the bones of the robe Ze who were killed by Wagangzhai were not cold, Yang Tong actually wanted to surrender Li Mi, and Li Mi's official position after the surrender was definitely not low, and he could easily ride on the heads of Wang Shichong and his generals to urinate at will, how could Wang Shichong and their generals agree? ”
"Defecating and defecating ......"
Hou Junji smiled wryly and said, "The lord's words are really wonderful. ”
"Lonely ......"
Li Xian stretched his voice and said, "It's always been wonderful. ”
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"Junji, what do you think of Yang Yu's recruitment of Li Mi."
Li Xian asked.
Hou Junji pondered for a while and said, "My subordinates feel that Li Mi may really agree." This person is very famous, if Yang Yu's conditions are generous enough, it is difficult to refuse Li Mi's character. Besides, those people under him are all going to the future, if the court is willing to accept them, they will change from reckless to official soldiers, and the change in identity will make them feel very proud, but the subordinates think that people who really want to do a great job, such as Xie Yingdeng of Wagangzhai, Wang Bodang and others should be opposed, they assisted Li Mi in order to be able to seal his wife and son in the future, if Li Mi promised to be recruited, how could a person like King Xie agree? I'm afraid that there will inevitably be disagreements among the generals of Wagangzhai. ”
Li Xian smiled and said, "Don't forget, Li Mi also has the name of a true son." No matter how high Yang Yefeng's official title is, can he still be higher than the emperor? ”
Hou Junji said: "That's what I said, but Li Mi has besieged the eastern capital for so long, and the walls of the eastern capital are strong, and Li Mi has lost nearly 300,000 men and horses in order to attack the eastern capital, but I am afraid that he will also be discouraged." Again...... Today's Li Mi is no longer the original peerless beautiful son, he is a cripple, and it is inevitable that he will have inferiority. How can a person with low self-esteem still stubbornly think that he is the true son? ”
"That's a good point."
Li Xian smiled and said, "Li Mi is disabled, so it is inevitable that there will be a change in his mood. ”
"The subordinates think that even if Li Mi doesn't want to be recruited, we should also push it, so that whether it is the Eastern Capital Imperial Court or Wagangzhai, there will be civil strife! The lord stayed in Wagangzhai and lay down, and it was time to move. ”
"You can do it."
Li Xian smiled and said, "You go to see Zhang Liang and tell him to find a way to get Li Mi to agree to the court's recruitment." ”
"Subordinates obey."
Hou Junji hugged his fists.
Li Xian snorted, picked up the last piece of information and looked at it, it was about Su Dingfang in Hebei.
"Niu Jinda has been crossing the river for more than two months, and he hasn't had a chance to trick Liu Heimin out yet. I have to say that Su Dingfang is a difficult person, and Liu Heimin's caution is even more difficult. ”
"The subordinates feel ......"
Hou Junji paused, as if he was sorting out the wording: "Is it possible to change directions?" ”
"Say"
"Since it is more difficult to start from Su Dingfang's side, it is not a matter of time and a half to get closer to Su Dingfang. General Niu is not good at showing up directly, and if Liu Heimin sees the flaws, he will lose all his efforts. The subordinates thought, is it the idea to beat Dou Jiande? General Niu's side continued to woo Su Dingfang, and then sent a capable man to cross the river and find a way to enter the city. Dou Jiande seems to be generous and benevolent on the surface, but in fact he is a narrow-minded person, and he doesn't really trust anyone. His magnanimity and trust are deliberately made to pretend, and he can send someone to buy off the people around him, and say more bad things about Liu Heimin, which may not be useless. ”
"Liu Heimin is a life-sparing person, as long as Dou Jiande has doubts about him, he will never sit still, and he can't fight Dou Jiande, he can only escape. As long as he escapes from the barracks, it will not be difficult to capture him. ”
I have to say that Hou Junji, a person who has never read a book, has a more flexible mind than most people who have read books. Li Xian nodded approvingly and asked, "Who do you think is more appropriate to send to Yuzhou?" ”
"Originally, it was the most suitable to go down!"
Hou Junji said confidently.
He thought for a while and suggested, "But my subordinates still have to go to Dongjun, so it's better to ...... Wang Qinian? ”
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Wang Qinian stood in front of Li Xian, his new official uniform was a little big, to be precise, his figure was too thin. Zheng Sipin's official uniform is not a little majestic on him, how to look at it is not pleasing to the eye. If it is said that people rely on clothes, and clothes can make people more temperamental, more beautiful and beautiful, then I have to say that Wang Qinian is an outlier, he can easily wear any good clothes out of the feeling of a beggar.
"Wang Qinian"
Li Xian looked at him with a smile and asked: "You are a tight-handed person and can control money, so Lone is relieved to boldly hand over the baggage camp to you, Lone wants to ask you one thing, you are a greedy and stingy person, do you like to spend money?" ”
"Dislike"
Wang Qinian replied truthfully: "The last thing my subordinates like to do is to spend money, and money is money in their own hands." Unless necessary, the next copper coin is reluctant to spend. ”
Li Xian nodded and asked, "Then if I find you a cost-effective errand to do, can you do it well?" ”
"Yes!"
Wang Qinian replied more simply this time.
Li Xian was surprised: "Aren't you reluctant to spend money?" ”
Wang Qinian took a breath and replied very seriously: "My subordinates are distressed about spending their own money, and the money that my lord asked me to spend can't go into my pocket anyway, so I'm willing to spend it." Besides, my lord came to me...... Don't you just want to spend less and do more? This is what his subordinates are good at! ”
"You answered so honestly, I can't bear to kick you."
Li Xian looked at Wang Qinian and asked solemnly, "But why do I want to kick you so much?" ”
Wang Qinian quickly jumped away and said: "My subordinates promise to spend the least amount of money and do the biggest thing!" ”
"Get out of here!"
Li Xian scolded with a smile.
"Dou Jiande has a brother-in-law, you know. You find a way to spend the money on him and let him say more bad things about Liu Heimin in front of Dou Jiande. Got it? Also, if it is possible, rescue Wang Fubao, this person is a general, it is a pity that he died in the hands of Dou Jiande so aggrieved. ”
"My subordinates know!"
Wang Qinian said with a smile: "Dou Jiande's brother-in-law Cao Dan, a fucked person, will always do a few fucked things......"