The people who watched the excitement around couldn't help but laugh when they saw that this woman had such a character.

Tang An is embarrassed, fuck, Lao Tzu is kind enough to save you, but you can't get off the stage in front of so many people, do you have a conscience!

Seeing everyone looking at him in unison, Tang An stiffened his head and said, "Miss, I know you're in a bad mood, and you can't commit suicide, right?" ”

This bastard, who said I was going to take my own life?

Cheng Caixi's face turned red with anger, and said, "What do you have to do with me if I want to die or live?" ”

"It's a big deal!" Tang An said, "If you have any three long and two short, the master will be grief-stricken." As soon as he is sad, he will forget to give us the start of the work, and if I don't have the salary, what will I get to marry a daughter-in-law? So, without you, Miss, I wouldn't have a daughter-in-law! ”

"Haha!"

Everyone heard the ambiguity in his words and laughed even harder. Many people have praise on their faces: This little brother looks like a subordinate, but he even dares to tease his own young lady, and he is really a hero.

What does your daughter-in-law have to do with Miss Ben! Cheng Caixi's nose was crooked, and he said, "If you dare to talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I will kill you!" ”

"What do you say? I can't hear you! "Come here again, don't be annoyed, I'm tired of hearing it. Tang was stunned, spread his hands and said, "Miss, if you have to jump, jump into my arms!" Although you usually eat a little more, your body is a little heavier, and the horse you ride on weekdays is not long enough, but, yes! The old man and the young master have a great kindness to me, you can jump, I can stand it! ”

What a loyal man! People nodded approvingly, and they all felt Tang An's "pure loyalty".

Cheng Caixi gritted his teeth, and with a "choked" sound, he pulled out his sword and was about to "kill" the evil slave who bullied the master, but after thinking about it, he inserted the sword back again. Xindao You are trying to provoke Miss Ben, isn't it just to let me go down? I don't want you to be evil!

A man next to him smiled and said, "Your eldest lady doesn't seem to want to see you, so you better hurry up!" ”

As soon as the words came out, the smiles around him became stronger.

Tang An glanced at him with disdain and said, "Uncle, what do you know?" I'm playing a game of high-altitude pick-up with my eldest lady. ”

"Your young lady won't come down, what do you have to pick up?"

"It's not easy to get her down." Tang An felt that his charm had been seriously provoked, stretched out three fingers, and said, "If I say three words, she will definitely come down, do you believe it or not?" ”

The man was amazed and said, "If you can really get her down within three sentences, then I will obey you." ”

The people around also showed curious looks, it seemed that the big girl on the top of the building didn't buy it, how could this teenager be so confident? Everyone became interested and wanted to see how the boy could do it.

Tang An rolled his eyes and shouted to the roof: "Miss, the master is very worried when he knows that you are lost, he is as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, he doesn't think about food, and even his hair has fallen out several times." That haggard appearance is simply sad for the hearer and tears for the listener. If you don't go back to see him, I'm afraid it'll be too late! ”

Cheng Caixi was stunned, this damn Ah Bing said as if Cheng Yunhe was about to die, it was really hateful!

But it's okay if he doesn't say it, as soon as he mentions Cheng Yunhe, Cheng Caixi's mood just a little better became bad again, and he snorted angrily, but he didn't even answer.

The man laughed and said, "Young man, it seems that this trick is not very bright!" ”

Tang An also gritted his teeth secretly, feeling a big loss of face, and said with a blank look: "This is the first sentence, why are you in a hurry!" ”

The words are light, but there is a secret hatred in the heart. I think that when Lao Tzu was called the "Holy Hand of Flowers", up to ninety-nine, down to just go, all of them couldn't escape Lao Tzu's palm, and they couldn't even put a little girl!

After thinking for a while, Tang An pointed to the roof, and said with a face full of "horror": "Miss, run!" You've got rats around you! It's as big as a dog, it's scary! ”

Cheng Caixi looked back indifferently, but saw that there was nothing behind him. glanced at him disdainfully, still looking arrogant, and he didn't even move his buttocks.

The people around laughed even more, and some people joined in the fun: "On such a cold day, even the rats have to hibernate!" ”

The man also fanned the flames and said, "This second trick doesn't work either, haha!" ”

When an ordinary woman hears a mouse, she is afraid that she is sitting on the tip of a needle, screaming and running around. But this chick is not even afraid of mice, is it a woman or not!

Losing twice in a row dealt a big blow to Tang An's confidence. But he was not discouraged, and when he saw that the people around him were staring at him with burning eyes, he suddenly remembered that Cheng Caixi was a female father-in-law, and she was anxious for justice and righteousness. At the beginning, he saved his life by fighting unevenly on Star Picking Alley, and he thought he was a person with a flood of justice.

What are people with a sense of justice most afraid of? Of course, he was a traitor under his nose.

Tang An smiled slightly, and had an idea at the moment. pulled the man next to him and whispered in a low voice: "This uncle, if this third sentence wants to work, you need to cooperate with me." ”

The man frowned and asked, "How do you cooperate?" ”

Tang An hung a tattered money bag around his waist without a trace, and said, "I'll find a way to make my young lady look over here later, and as soon as she turns her head, you can secretly take off my money bag." ”

"Why did you make me do that?" The man wondered.

"No, no, it's just a plot need." Tang An said, "I see that you are loyal and honest and seem to be loyal, and you will definitely not do that thing of stealing chickens and dogs." ”

The man said proudly, "This is nature. This is what I do, even if I am asked to do it, I don't care about it. ”

The two discussed properly, and Tang An shouted to Cheng Caixi on the roof: "Miss, if you don't come up again, I will go up!" ”

Cheng Caixi looked disdainful, and secretly said that with your three-legged cat kung fu, you can also come up? turned his head to look at him, but saw that the man next to him ripped off Tang An's money bag without a trace, turned around and walked towards the crowd.

committed the crime in front of the "Flying Gate", as if he didn't take her as a public servant in his eyes.

Cheng Caixi's face was cold, and he shouted "so daring", pulled out his sword and jumped down from the building, his movements were chic and elegant, like a Lingbo fairy falling from the sky.

"Sure enough, it came down!"

Tang An's last sentence is precisely the third sentence. Seeing that Cheng Caixi really came down from the upstairs within three sentences, everyone was amazed, admired Tang An, and couldn't help cheering.

Tang An smiled on his face, put on a hateful appearance that he had expected, and muttered: "The gun is old and spicy, and the girl is tender and fragrant——"