"Hmph, dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water, I wonder if the dead will be afraid?" Li Shuang'er said coldly, as if talking to herself, and did not look at Xu Chen, since she didn't eat the toast, she had to eat the penalty wine, and then said to a maid in front of the door: "Give wine." The maid walked to the table, picked up the dark purple jade pot on the table, and poured it for Xu Chen, the wine was fragrant, but at this time, Xu Chen was still reminiscing about Li Shuang'er's sentence "Will the dead be afraid", thinking that this girl would not be a ruthless, murderous dominatrix who does not blink an eye, he just told a cold joke, so as not to incur the disaster of killing, right?

The wine has been poured, and there is no excuse for the royal "gift", and the person who receives the reward is regarded as an honor, which is like getting a certificate of merit when he was in kindergarten, so Xu Chen did not hesitate to pick up the wine glass.

After sniffing on the tip of his nose, he only smelled the aroma of wine in his spleen, and then put it in his mouth, and then a series of sad things happened, Xu Chen only felt that the mouth was extremely spicy, this taste was like eating a sack of super chili noodles and peppercorns squeezed into juice, and the scalp was numb for a while, the taste could not be described in words, only listening to the sound of "poof", and hurriedly squirted out the contents of his mouth.

There was a burst of heat in his mouth, and he felt that the breath he spit out could spew fire, and he called out twice with "ahhhhhhhh I didn't have time to think about it, so I hurriedly searched the table and found a teacup in front of me, so I drank it without even thinking about it.

I was eager to drink water, but I regretted it halfway through this cup of tea, what kind of taste is this, why is it so bitter!! Xu Chen felt like his mouth had exploded at this moment, and he hurriedly spit out the rest of the tea.

He was already angry in his heart, this Nizi was too ruthless, he was completely negligent in his precautions, he didn't expect a princess to play such a child's tricks, and he just wanted to be angry, but he saw Li Shuang'er sitting opposite him sitting there like a chicken in soup at the moment, his expression was extremely cold, and his chest was bulging.

It turned out that Xu Chen subconsciously sprayed these two mouthfuls forward, no more, no less, all sprayed on Li Shuang'er's face.

Compared with the furious Xu Chen, Li Shuang'er is already violent at the moment.

When the people looked at this posture, no one dared to speak, they were all silent, Zi'er was also a big head at the moment, she didn't know that the princess was calculating him in Xu Chen's wine, he just saw from the pony's extremely painful expression that he seemed to have eaten something disgusting to him, and as a result, he sprayed the princess in the face.

Hearing only a "bang", Li Shuang'er stood up, the water droplets on her face flowed down, her eyes seemed to be choked, floating with bloodshot tears, she stretched out her orchid finger and said angrily at Xu Chen: "You dare to be so rude to this princess!!! ”

If Xu Chen hadn't sprayed on Li Shuang'er's face, Li Shuang'er would have secretly laughed, because after these two tosses, Xu Chen's mouth in front of her was completely swollen, which was almost the same as Tony Leung's sausage mouth in "East Becomes West".

"What did you do yourself, you know it in your heart, you really can't figure out how the princess would use this kind of trick, aren't you afraid of being laughed at?!" Xu Chen's anger accumulated in his heart, and he was not afraid of angering the princess, but now he was angry, and his opinion of this princess had changed considerably, from tying him up, to locking him up, and then to smashing him this time, Xu Chen thought that this princess was definitely not brain-dead, neurotic, or perverted.

Of course, Xu Chen can't step forward at this moment to beat this woman, this is the princess of the Tang Dynasty, unless she doesn't want to mix, she feels so aggrieved in her heart.

Li Shuang'er was speechless for a while, tears flowed out, this whole person's idea was from her sister Li Cai'er, the princess of Liang Guo, Li Shuang'er also felt a little ridiculous at the time, and Princess Liang Guo meant to leave a bad impression on the concubine, the worse the better, so that the concubine would no longer covet himself, afraid of himself, and things would be much easier (obviously effective). Li Shuang'er was right when she thought about it, Princess Liang came up with a lot of ways to clean up the horses, and it was also Li Cai'er's idea to lock up the horses and scare him with scissors.

Speaking of this princess of Liang Kingdom, it is really three days and three nights that I can't finish, and I can't count the ridiculous things she has done, Li Shuang'er has been a quiet girl since she was a child, but sometimes she is stubborn and occasionally short-tempered, but most of the time it is quite normal, she likes to read, how can she be regarded as a knowledgeable princess. But Li Shuang'er just has a very good relationship with this Li Cai'er.

Usually see Li Shuang'er talk about national affairs and be very smart, but she seems to be at a loss for her family affairs, just like learning that she was married off by her father, she had no other way but to make the surname make a big noise, so Li Caier became Li Shuang'er's military advisor, but she had some bad ideas.

It's just that today I didn't expect that "I will not live if I have done my own sin." Originally, I wanted to give the horse a dismount, but I was so embarrassed, and I was yelled at by the horse in front of me, but I didn't have the temper to fight back, and I suddenly felt embarrassed, and tears flowed out angrily, mainly because of the smell of chili peppers in the wine.

"Okay,,,,, this time it's just a small punishment for you, you wait for this princess !!" Li Shuang'er said, her puffing expression was like a doll, and she turned her head and walked out.

Li Shuang'er just wanted to escape from the scene at the moment, and then find her sister and ask her, can she come up with some intelligent ideas in the future?

Li Shuang'er shook her hand and left, Zi'er glanced at Xu Chen, her expression was a little embarrassed, she sighed, and walked out with the princess.

At this moment, Xu Chen's mood calmed down a little, his mouth still seemed to be on fire, he was indeed choked enough just now, and he felt worse than death in the aftertaste, no wonder he was angry.

Standing alone in the room stunned, Xu Chen didn't seem to be able to come out of the shadows, and after a while, a eunuch poured a bowl of water from elsewhere, looked at Xu Chen's sausage mouth, held back a smile, and said; "Master Pony, drink it quickly."

Xu Chen took the water and drank it all, and asked the eunuch, "What's in there?" ”

The eunuch glanced at Xu Chen, knelt down, and said cowardly in an instant: "The master of the horse is angry, and the slave has no choice." ”

"It's okay, I just wanted to ask what was inside, why did it smell so good, and it tasted so horrible." Xu Chen knew that the most difficult thing to do was to be a servant, and he didn't mean to embarrass him.

"Back to Master Ma, there is mustard powder in it."

"What is mustard powder? Why can't I feel the presence of my mouth now? Xu Chen only felt that his mouth was itchy and wooden, which was quite uncomfortable.

The eunuch was already trembling, and said tremblingly: "Tongmustard powder is a kind of poison, but it is not highly poisonous, it can be used as a medicinal material, but it will cause allergies to the skin if it is stained, if you drink it......" The eunuch did not dare to continue.

As soon as he heard the word poison, Xu Chen shivered, this princess was also ruthless, she was going to murder her husband just a few days after she got married, this is completely a dominatrix act, fortunately, this is not highly poisonous, the mustard powder in the wine just now was all spit on Li Shuang'er's face, she felt better, but she drank half of the cup of tea, but there was also poison in it.

Later, I heard the eunuch say that it was indeed a cup of tea. It turned out that after drinking this mustard powder, my taste buds were completely out of order, and it took at least seven days to recover, and I felt particularly bitter when I ate anything.

Now Xu Chen's mood can probably only be described by that poem.

The mouth of the green bamboo snake and the needle on the tail of the wasp.

Neither of them is poisonous, the most poisonous woman's heart!;