Chapter 30: The Orc Camp (Part II)
"Pretend, you pretend for me!" Instructor Alden shouted sharply: "Don't think I don't know you Chinese!" ”
"I once saw one of you in China, or a little famous, said to be a movie star's play, ran to our country, his room was covered with a thick carpet, but because the old lady downstairs who likes to be vexatious often runs to his house, saying that he walks like an elephant and makes a noise, after a few times, your Chinese, who is high in the country, chose to ...... Crawl! When I inadvertently pushed open the door of his room, I must admit that I was stunned to see a man in his right mind with sound limbs crawling like a dog in his heavily carpeted home! ”
Instructor Alden picked up the collar of the war hero song and shouted: "You Chinese are as timid as rats, a group of rats fight in your nest every day, but in the face of people outside, even if the other party is just a chicken, an old woman who is about to lose her teeth, you must approach carefully." You are such a timid plaything, but every day you talk about what face, what kind of demeanor do you use to hide your timidity! Later I moved, do you know why I moved? Because I'm ashamed to have neighbors like you Chinese! ”
"The most slippery Chinese, don't pretend, throw away your meaningless disguise and what bullshit face! Otherwise I'll keep playing you to death! I would never allow rats and dogs in my bootcamp! ”
Warrior Song stared straight at Instructor Alden, and said in a deep voice: "Report to the instructor, we are wolves!" ”
Instructor Alden was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Then use your life to prove it!" This time I'm going to sink you in for four minutes! ”
Warrior Song nodded fiercely, Instructor Alden waved his hand, and the upper half of his body was hung upside down and released into the sea. Instructor Alden threw the wooden stick in his hand to another assistant teacher and said, "Hit me, hit hard!" ”
The wooden stick hit Zhan Xia Ge's upside-down body, and each stick hit his body with a "bang" and "bang" sound, and one of the assistant coaches simply took off his wide and thick belt and pumped hard at Zhan Xia Ge's body, until the people standing next to him were shocked.
Four minutes later, when Zhan Xia Ge was brought out again, his face was as pale as paper, and he could no longer see the ups and downs in his chest, and Instructor Alden took the wooden stick in the assistant coach's hand and slammed it into the abdomen. It wasn't until Warrior Song spit out the seawater from his mouth and regained his breath that Instructor Alden reached out and grabbed Warrior Song's collar and shouted, "How does it feel like to almost drown?" Now tell me, are you a coward who is afraid of death, are you a mouse?! ”
Zhan Xia Ge rolled his eyes and said in a low voice: "Report to the instructor, we are wolves!" ”
Warrior Song was once again released into the seawater, this time Instructor Alden did not add any more time, and after Warrior Song was hoisted up again, Instructor Alden "helped" him to squeeze out the water in his abdomen with a few sticks as usual. The first thing that Warrior Song said after regaining his breath was: "Report to the instructor, we are wolves!" ”
"Wolf, do you know what a wolf is?! Wolves are one of nature's most stoic and tough animals, they are good at fighting in groups, and even the toughest creatures in nature have to shy away from wolves as they pass through the grasslands! If a wolf leaves its pack, it will continue to enrich itself in one lonely battle after another, making its claws stronger, its fangs sharper, and its tactics more sophisticated! When necessary, they can even devour the bodies of their own kind to give themselves the strength to continue living and fighting! ”
Instructor Alden looked at the battle hero song and said coldly: "It's useless to just have patience, you also have to have the strength to sacrifice your life in the face of danger to your life, otherwise you are just a little sheep who lacks the strength to protect yourself!" ”
Zhan Xia Ge pondered for a moment, and finally he nodded slowly and said softly, "Let's continue!" ”
Instructor Alden stared at the pale face as if it were a white battle song, a look of disappointment flashed in his eyes, and he snorted coldly: "Garbage is garbage after all, even if you find the most correct way to pass the first round of elimination, you will still be a garbage that does not make it!" This time I'm going to sink you for four minutes and thirty seconds, which is beyond the limit of your life support, and you must not think that I am joking with you! I advise you to admit that you are a coward, lead your team out of the game, lose face, at least your life can be left! ”
Warrior Song simply closed his eyes, Instructor Alden nodded slightly, and Warrior Song was released into the sea again. Two minutes later, a bubble floated on the surface of the sea, and the two assistant coaches looked nervously at the hands of the warrior song hanging above the sea, and the other stared at the face of the instructor Alden, as long as the warrior song made a slight gesture for help, or got a signal from Alden to hint at his surname, they would immediately pull the warrior song up from the sea.
But Zhan Xia Ge's hand pinched his thigh as he had done the previous times, and Alden's face was as cold as a rock, and even though the assistant instructor's eyes widened, he couldn't see a trace of emotional fluctuations. These two people actually confronted each other in this situation!
After several tests, Instructor Alden could already determine that Zhan Xia Song would definitely not be able to support four minutes and thirty seconds, and he didn't expect that this Chinese captain would really dare to play with his life! When the hands on the watch reached four minutes and twenty seconds, Alden finally couldn't help but nod a little to the two assistant coaches. The two assistant coaches used their hands and feet to bring out the whole body of Zhan Xia Ge, which was already as stretched as a piece of wood, from the sea water, Instructor Alden walked quickly towards Zhan Xia Song with a wooden stick, just when he raised the wooden stick in his hand and was about to smash it into the lower abdomen of Zhan Xia Ge, suddenly Instructor Alden's heart suddenly had a trace of absolute coldness.
Born and dyed on the battlefield, Instructor Alden who watched one companion after another fall in a pool of blood is all too familiar with this feeling, it is a feeling of death!
At the same time, the unconscious Warrior Song, who was supposed to be suffocated, opened his eyes violently under the impossibility of it, and his right hand waved a small arc in the air, Alden's pupils instantly shrank into the most dangerous pinhead, and he bent down and twisted violently.
"Bang!"
A ball of flame rose violently from the right hand of the warrior song, and Instructor Alden, who was barely sideways, only felt a hot pain in his chest, and a large amount of blood had spread from his chest like a heavenly maiden scattering flowers. With a shrunk wrist, Zhan Xia Ge shot at the leather rope that tied his feet.
The leather rope was broken by a shot of Zhan Xia Ge, and Zhan Xia Ge slammed it to the ground half of the sea and half of the beach with the most embarrassing movements, and he had just half knelt up, and the revolver that Instructor Alden had been pinning to his waist was on his forehead.
Faced with this absolutely unexpected scene, everyone was stunned.
Instructor Alden held the revolver steadily in his right hand, his head was not lowered, and his left hand reached out to his chest, which was plowed out by a bullet in a deep blood channel, picked up a trace of blood, and said coldly: "You are still the first student who dared to shoot at me in the training camp and injured me!" ”
Zhan Xia Ge glared at Instructor Alden without flinching, and said, "You are also the first person who can make me die twice in a row!" ”
"Probably more than twice!" Instructor Alden raised the revolver in his hand slightly, and said, "You use a palm thunder pistol, no wonder you almost drowned twice, and you insisted on raising your hands to prevent them from being immersed in the water." You've run out of bullets, though! Now with a single movement of my right index finger, I can make you die a third time! ”
The corners of Zhan Xia Ge's mouth lifted slightly upward, and he smiled: "Each other, each other!" ”
Feeling a tingling sensation in his chest, Instructor Alden lowered his head slightly, and it was only at this time that he was surprised to find that the pocket pistol that could only fire two bullets in the Battle Hero Song actually pulled out a dagger with a blade more than two inches long, narrow and sharp, and looked more like a steel needle, and now this dagger was against his heart.
Such a pistol was obviously a private modification, but Alden was not most concerned about this problem, staring at the battle song with pale face, but his eyes were still clear, Instructor Alden asked, "How do you breathe fresh air?" ”
Zhan Xia Ge flipped down the collar of his military uniform, and in the collar where he installed an anti-cutting steel plate, there was a small instrument slightly smaller than the red date, even if his hands and feet were tied, Zhan Xia Ge only needed one side of his head, and he could take this miniature instrument installed on the collar into his mouth.
"This is a miniature oxygen supply device for CIA agents, and with my training, with its help, it can support underwater for at least fifteen minutes!"
Instructor Alden stared at the miniature oxygen supply on the collar of the Warrior Song, and after a long while, he asked, "The first two times you almost drowned, why didn't you use it?" ”
Zhan Xia Ge replied indifferently: "Because the first two times you were testing my willpower, if I cheated and used it, I would really become a 'slippery [***] person", and in the face of real challenges and choose to escape, I will not be qualified to stand on the stage of the world's strongest military training competition!" And by the third time, you have already given me an order to resist, if you don't resist, I will be drowned alive, of course I have to use various methods to restore my combat effectiveness. I almost drowned twice, and my physical strength, intelligence, and reaction speed were greatly affected, and if I wanted to deal with a super pro like you, I would have to use the tactic of sneak attack. ”
Instructor Alden had to admit that he was shocked. He looked at the pale man in front of him, but his whole body was still as stable as a machine, and he couldn't imagine how much perseverance this person had used to make himself endure not using this life-saving equipment before he was about to drown.
Half-kneeling in front of him was a soldier who was more stoic than a wolf, and could even be said to be cruel to himself!
Warrior Song also has a question to ask, "When I was brought out of the water just now, where was the loophole?" ”
Instructor Alden shrugged his shoulders and said frankly: "No! ”
"Then why did you make tactical evasion moves before I even drew my gun and shot?"
Instructor Alden pointed in the direction of the Chinese team and said, "Because of them!" A captain who can lead an elite special forces to participate in this world-class military competition, in addition to excellent military skills, also needs to have a strong command and adaptability, a truly excellent special forces captain, and even become the spiritual and practical dual leader of the whole team, only in this way can the strongest combat strength of the whole team be stimulated. I don't believe that the Chinese [***] side will send out a captain who is going to be drowned alive, and the team members are indifferent! When you're really drowning, they're still there, which shows that they have enough confidence in you that you'll have a way to survive the last four minutes and thirty seconds! ”
Zhan Xia Ge laughed, "But in the end, you still gave the order ten seconds in advance and asked them to take me out of the water!" ”
"I'm not really sure you've got the means to hold up underwater for four minutes and thirty seconds, what if you're really an unpopular guy who wants you to see God sooner? No matter how perverted I am, I can't blatantly drown the leader of a special forces team leader in training on the first day of my tenure, right? Instructor Alden stroked the wound on his chest and said, "And I advanced these ten seconds, at least let you slightly offset the muzzle of the gun when you fired." According to you Chinese, it can be regarded as a good person with a good reward. ”
"Even if I don't deflect the muzzle, you'll dodge the deadly point!" Zhan Xia Ge chuckled and said, "At a distance of less than two meters, the instructor was able to dodge the bullet I fired, and immediately put the gun on my head, admire!" ”
Instructor Alden also chuckled: "Each other, each other!" ”
Between a strong man, the sentiment of sympathy flows between the two soldiers, but the eyes of the two people are bigger than a table tennis ball, and the eyes that can almost kill people are turned back and forth on each other's bodies, which obviously belongs to the competitive psychology of the soldiers, so that they are not dead, they all want to find the opponent's defense loopholes, and unexpectedly give the other party a "beautiful" slap to prove that they are a little stronger than the other party.
The special forces participants standing in the distance couldn't hear the conversation between Zhan Xia Ge and Instructor Alden clearly, they could only see Zhan Xia Ge using a dagger, Instructor Alden using a revolver, and the two people were using lethal weapons against each other's vital points, but the smiles on their faces became brighter and brighter during the conversation. It was so brilliant that everyone was puzzled, and some special forces soldiers who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic widened their eyes with excitement, just waiting for the first day of the "Blue Shield" military competition, and the wonderful show of the Chinese special forces captain and training instructor dying together!
I don't know how long I stared at each other like this, but Instructor Alden finally spoke again, "Hey, if you lose a trick to me, you'll die?" I'm not really going to pull the trigger on you! ”
"You also said that we Chinese the best face, and the problem of face ......" Zhan Xia Ge raised his eyebrows and said with a low smile: "Of course, I would rather die than give in!" ”
"Face?!" Instructor Alden widened his eyes, first glanced at a few assistant instructors who were standing there stupidly, obviously lacking adaptability, and then lowered his voice and said: "You have to figure it out, I am the instructor who trained you, even if I don't lose in your hands, the two of us will lose face if we stalemate like this for ** hours!" Tell me, how am I going to train other people in the future? If everyone follows you, and suddenly shoots me when you are wronged during training, even if I have a few more lives, it will not be enough for you to play! ”
Zhan Xia Ge couldn't help but laugh dumbly, facing Zhan Xia Ge's meaningful eyes, Alden's old face couldn't help but turn red, he said honestly: "You can just rely on shaking hands, you can force the 'Eagle' anti-terrorist special forces to change the captain on the spot, it's hard to say which of us is strong and who is weak in other military techniques, but when it comes to the persistence of the rogue in the game, compared with you, an expert-level figure, I am definitely willing to bow down!" You can't let me and you hold guns and daggers, and spend stupidly until tonight, and we won't break up without seeing the moon, right?! ”
Zhan Xia Ge's mouth opened wide, he really didn't expect that this instructor, who had been through a hundred battles and looked so ruthless, and abused him to death as soon as he came up, turned out to be such a flamboyant character after throwing away the disguise of "instructor" on his body, which must be domineering enough, ruthless enough, and fierce enough. But think about it, if the mouth is not sweet enough and the tongue is not flexible enough, how could Instructor Alden seduce his beautiful sister to his bed in a bar with only a few beers when he was young?!
"It's no problem to let you make a move, but I'm conditional!" Zhan Xia Ge put away his smile and said sincerely: "In the next four weeks of training, I will ask the instructor for more advice!" It's an honor to be able to learn from a master like you! If there are any absolute, ruthless, and yin tricks, don't hide your armpits, take them all out, don't be polite to me! If you can pour, lie down, and take my training, I will lose to you the two bottles of 'Tegong Moutai' in my father's wine cabinet, which are said to have been handed down by my grandfather's generation and have been treasured for more than 70 years! ”
As soon as he heard the words "Tegong Moutai", Instructor Alden's eyes suddenly revealed a glimmer of essence, and he licked his lips and said: "No problem, it's rare to meet such a playful and fun toy like yours, even if I don't have your two bottles of 'Tegong Moutai', I will do my best to greet you well." Let you know what hellish training in an orc camp is! ”
Zhan Xia Ge asked suspiciously, "Orc battalion?" ”
"Even in my training camp, I don't treat you as human beings at all!" Instructor Alden squinted in the direction of the Chinese team and said in a low voice: "Hey, how can there be women in your team, and there are two of them?!" Although I like beautiful women, what I hate the most is that women are soldiers, especially beautiful women! Even if they have watched too many movies and novels that have been artistically processed and filled with a lot of romantic heroism, and they really want to be soldiers and are about to go crazy, then what kind of staff officer or correspondent can they be, why do they have to drill into the special forces? ”
"That's it!" Zhan Xia Ge nodded again and again, "Men and women are inherently different in physique, and I have always agreed with the phrase 'war makes women' go away." If a protracted war is fought on the battlefield, we men can be kept in the best state of war at any time, but what about women, you must know that the field special forces, once they ask for a rapid march without transportation, they have to carry dozens of kilograms of weapons and equipment overnight, and travel dozens of kilometers through various complex terrains. ”
Instructor Alden's eyes widened, obviously not understanding the true meaning of the phrase "The Great Aunt is here" contained the language of the latest philosophy in Chinese writing.
"That's it...... Well......" Zhan Xia Ge scratched his scalp and said: "For example, when you finally got a girl in the bar, even if that girl drank your beer and willingly went home with you, you couldn't do anything with her!" ”
Instructor Alden suddenly realized, and the two exchanged a tacit smile between men, and together they let out a weird laugh that would definitely make the underage girl shudder. One of the two people used to be the eldest brother of the company commander of the special service company of China's 136th Group Army, the other was a 20-year-old bar pickle girl, at the age of 30, he jumped around wherever he was fighting with a gun, and he appeared on the training ground at the age of 40.
The two birdmen who were still fighting and dying just now just now have cultivated a bit of harmony, and they really look at each other more and more pleasing to the eye, which really verifies the ancient Chinese saying that "people are divided by groups, and things are gathered by like".
Zhan Xia Ge opened his mouth and just wanted to speak again, but Instructor Alden, who finally seized the opportunity, had already raised his revolver upside down, smashed the butt of a gun on the back of Zhan Xia Ge's head, and said, "Come on, you can lie down for me first!" ”
Zhan Xia Ge touched the back of his head that had been hit hard, only to feel the countless Venus flying more and more in front of him, his eyes widened, and he exclaimed, "What the fuck are you...... Despicable ......"
"Smack!"
The warrior song finally fell to the ground, and he couldn't get up for a while. Instructor Alden carried a revolver, and it was really majestic to stand there, and he shouted: "Take him away, even attack the instructor with a firearm in the training camp, and punish him for not having dinner today!" ”
(To be continued)