Chapter 40: Sun Jian's Jade Seal Calls Illness and Resigns (Spoof Caution)

"Huh? I said Cao Mengde! That's your fault! Why did you lose? Because you're alone! Because you want to take back the Son of Heaven alone! Do you blame others? Yuan Shu tilted his head and said in a strange manner;

"Yes! I'll admit I'm a little flippanc! But you should have sent all the elite horsemen to my aid! Because I have already been ambushed once, there will never be a second time! Dong Zhuo, who succeeded in the ambush, must be complacent and have become a proud soldier! And the arrogant soldiers will be defeated! As long as there are 30,000 iron horsemen, continue to chase and kill! You'll be able to get your hands back! Kill Dong Zhuo! Cao Cao angrily rebuked;

"Yuan Alliance Lord! We've been waiting for the alliance so far! At least four times! Four times! Four chances to kill Dong Zhuo! Welcome back! For the first time! I suggest a new group of Allied forces, morale is high! Soldiers are divided into five ways! Attack Bishui Pass all the way, feint all the way to Tiger Prison Pass, sneak attack all the way after detouring Luoyang City, rob all the way to Hangu Pass, prevent Dong Zhuo's reinforcements in Xiliang's hometown, and attack Rongyang Pass all the way to cut off Dong Zhuo's retreat! ”

"The second time! Huaxiong was defeated! We should have fought to the death! As long as we capture Bishui Pass, we can look at Luoyang! You have given up a great opportunity again! ”

"The third time! Dong Zhuo personally led a large army to come, and I advise you to hold on to Dong Zhuo all the way and attack Luoyang all the way around the trail! You've given up! And this time! How many chances are there before and after? You didn't catch it once! ”

"You're just looking out for your own interests! I'm ashamed that Dong Zhuo can't beat you! -- I, Cao Cao, am ashamed to be with you! -", Cao Cao flicked his sleeves and walked back, but Liu Bei did stop him: "Brother Meng De, wait a minute!" Liu Bei stepped forward and bowed: "I should have left a long time ago, but I haven't said goodbye to you yet!" ”

Yuan Shao stretched out his hand and expressed surprise: "Xuande is also leaving!" "Yes! Liu Beiyi sighed: "Since I'm leaving today, I also want to ask you!" Since the alliance of my three brothers, they have made many achievements, but they have been troubled everywhere! Do you really want to get rid of thieves and help Han, or do you want to use the name of getting rid of thieves to seek the world? ”

Before Liu Bei heard the reply, Cao Cao, who looked impatient, pulled Liu Bei up and walked out, the people sitting didn't dare to speak, they were extremely ashamed!

Sun Jian took a look, what a chance! It just so happened that he was also leaving, just in time for a good time! "A gentleman will never speak ill of you! I'm having an old illness, and I'll be in Jiangdong early tomorrow morning! The announcement is gone! ”

Yuan Shao was already very angry, and when he heard Sun Jian's words, he was even more angry, how could he let Sun Jian go, and said: "I'm afraid that Sun Wentai's illness is fake, and it is true that he secretly hid the jade seal and escaped." Sun Jian was shocked when he heard this, how could you Yuan Shao know that I got the jade seal? Blackmail for sure. So he said: "Why did I come from this, how could I get the jade seal?" ”

When Yuan Shao heard this, you Sun Jian really still muttered hard! It seems that you don't shed tears without seeing the coffin. So he said, "Someone saw with his own eyes that you had fished the jade seal from the well." When the princes heard Yuan Shao say this, they were envious of Sun Jian in their hearts, but they were angry, and thought: No wonder you Sun Jian held the palace and didn't let us in, it turned out that he was salvaging the jade seal.

Sun Jian saw that he couldn't get rid of it today, so he took out his life-saving trick and said: "If I get this treasure and hide it privately, I won't be able to die well in another day, and I will die under the sword and arrow!" ”

It is this sentence that Sun Jian has become the most trustworthy person in history! Even his life is on the line!

Yuan Shao saw that Sun Jian relied on not handing over the jade seal, and now he even made a poisonous oath, he was helpless, this Sun Jian is really thick-skinned, he is simply a scoundrel! No matter what, if you don't hand over the jade seal, you can't slap him, even if you do, it's useless. So he hurriedly called someone to find the informant and wanted to confront Sun Jian face to face.

Sun Jian saw that his soldiers actually betrayed him, he was furious, and he wanted to kill him, but Yuan Shaozhi's generals Yan Liang and Wen Chou blocked him, and Sun Jian's generals Cheng Pu, Huang Gai, and Han Dang also carried knives in their hands, seeing that a melee was about to be staged, but they were persuaded by all the princes together. Sun Jian immediately got on his horse and left Luoyang.

Out of the gate of the Jianzhang Palace, Li Yu stretched out his thumb to Cao Cao! Show that this is a beautiful thing! Seeing that those princes didn't dare to say anything, he was in a good mood!

And Liu Bei's performance also impressed him, he was really a well-known hero, and he was really bold, glancing at Guan Yu and Zhang Fei beside him, if it weren't for the two of them, Li Yu would have to get rid of him and hurry up about anything!

After this play, the princes parted unhappily;

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(Spoof, it's really a reprint of someone else's stuff, don't spray me!) Woo... Finally, I promise that this is the last time, there is a first, a second, and no third! )

Recently, there was a sudden epidemic of "homesickness" in Luoyang, and Wucheng Hou Changsha Taishou Sun Jian became the latest well-known patient. A joint meeting of leaders of the anti-Dong United Front was held in Luoyang a few days ago, and many princes expressed their condolences to Sun Jian, but Sun Jian refused to allow anyone to visit the Jianzhang Palace on the grounds that he was in a "strong contagion period".

It is rumored that this is an ominous omen, because Sun Jian has obtained the jade seal of the country and intends to sneak back to Jiangdong to prepare for the emperor.

Since Dong Zhuo held the emperor hostage to complete the largest forced demolition in Chinese history, the current residents of Luoyang are all foreign populations such as anti-Dong United Front troops, although they no longer need to apply for temporary residence permits, but their living environment has been greatly reduced. The station of the Jiangdong team was the Jiande Palace, and Sun Jian's big tent was on the ruins of this burned palace.

In order to eliminate the dazzling "Sun Jian's jade seal", Cheng Pu contacted the reporter of this newspaper through his connections and conducted an exclusive interview with Sun Jian on the sickbed.

"Jade seal? To be honest, this is the first time I've heard this term, and I only know that there is a kind of cosmetics called yusi. Sun Jian said aggrieved at first. After the reporter's introduction, Sun Jian finally understood the ins and outs of the jade seal.

But he immediately said that he was not very interested in this kind of jade collection, because the Sun family's family study is advertising planning, "As we all know, I have created the famous 'Bawang' brand to represent the image of our Sun family, and now my son Sun Ce is also preparing to enter this sunrise industry." I created a brand new brand for him, of course, in a legal sense, it is my sub-brand, so I call him - Xiaobawang! ”

Regarding the whereabouts of the jade seal of the country, Sun Jian said that although he did not know anything, he would fully cooperate with the search work, and at the same time, he worked on the spot and convened his subordinates to ask for a careful investigation. "Our Jiangdong troops have always had strict military discipline, and all captures will be handed over."

Yuan Shao, leader of the Joint Conference of Leaders of the Anti-Dong United Front, held a grand banquet at noon yesterday, and the guest of honor was Sun Jian. The reporter of this newspaper then arrived, and when he wanted to enter the luncheon tent, he was intercepted by the soldiers of the Yuan army, and failed to get the first-hand information.

According to a person present who did not want to be named, Sun Jian submitted his resignation to Yuan Shao at the banquet, saying that he had completed the anti-Dong task and was ready to return to his hometown in Jiangdong to continue his advertising planning career. The two sides engaged in a fierce debate, and the weapon of criticism rose to the point of criticism.

After Sun Jian left angrily, Yuan Shao immediately sent a telegram to the whole country to denounce it, and there was a sentence in the message that was particularly thought-provoking: "There is no free lunch in the world, why does Sun Jian not pay for meals?" ”

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There is indeed no free lunch in the world, Yuan Shao secretly wrote a letter to Jingzhou Mu, the royal family relatives Liu Biao, and Liu Jingsheng.

Tao Qian and Kong Rong returned to Xuzhou and Beihai to continue to govern their land, and Yuan Yi's soldiers and horses were directly annexed by Yuan Shao, and he himself was happy to be a rich man, and returned to Bohai County with Yuan Shao;

Ma Teng led the army back to Xiliang, and Han Fu, the assassin of Jizhou, also returned to Jizhou, but his territory had already been booked! Chen Liutaishou Zhang Miao and his younger brother Guangling Taishou Zhang Chao returned to Chenliu together, Kong You and his subordinates returned to Yuzhou only a few days before they fell ill and died, which was a good end;

That Yanzhou assassin Liu Dai borrowed grain from Qiao Mao, the Taishou of Dongjun, and Qiao Mao looked at him with a look of Grande, he must be the master who can only eat in and can't spit out, he pretended to refuse and refused to borrow, which annoyed Liu Dai at once, Liu Dai attacked him very inauthentically, and swallowed all his belongings after killing him! Now it's okay, everything is someone else's!

There is also the Hanoi Taishou Wang Kuang, who has been nervous since he was frightened by Lu Bu and almost died, fortunately he hung up when he returned to Hanoi, if he was scared to death by Lu Bu at that time, it would really be a joke!

Yuan Shu naturally returned to Runan, Zhang Yang also returned to the party, Liu Bei's three brothers said goodbye to Cao Cao and went to Youzhou Assassin Shi Gongsun Zhan, it seems that he will have a period of time to be a man!

Bao Xin also went to be his Jibei minister, but he also visited Cao Cao before leaving, telling Cao Cao to wait for an opportunity south of the Yellow River, and this sometimes shrewd, sometimes confused guy actually planned for Cao Cao;

All the princes have their own territory, but Cao Cao does not, and he and his supporters are struggling with where to go! Where to go?