Chapter 518: Gan Ning's symptoms are not mild
"It's a bad day...... Vomit~. ”
Gan Ning returned to Liangshan, took a hot bath, and changed a full set of clothes inside and outside before his mood calmed down. However, when I think of some scenes from that time, I feel a bout of nausea and vomiting.
"Chief, it's time to eat." There are guards and water ghosts to invite.
Gan Ning's shrill voice came, "Do you think I'm still in the mood to eat today?" Wash the suit I put into the water today, no, burn it, burn it now! ”
The water ghost hurriedly left, came to the front hall, and said to a few water ghosts who were about to serve: "The leader of this disgusting thing today is not light, it seems that the leader is not eating today, let's take it down and eat it ourselves." By the way, today's set of Shu brocade will be burned immediately. ”
The water ghosts regretted for a while, the set of Shu brocade clothes was priceless, and it took the best embroiderer a year to complete it, and it was difficult to find a set in the entire Shu land.
On the other hand, the Xuzhou soldiers stationed in Liangshan.
"I heard that Gan Ning returned in vain today?" Cao Bao had heard of it, but he didn't know the details.
Chen Deng signaled that it was okay and said: "This is so and so ......, I heard that Qin Zijin and Cao Mengde threw a lot of dung in the water, and Gan Ning was most afraid of this kind of dirty thing, so he came back at that time." ”
Cao Bao was dumbfounded. Mi Fang was also surprised, and couldn't help but say: "This Gan Ning is really capable, but it's a pity that he has a habit of cleanliness." Change clothes seven or eight times a day, and change your underwear as well, and if you don't change it, you will feel uncomfortable. ”
Cao Bao sneered: "This is the reason why dog meat can't be at the feast, no matter what he does so much, he can stop Qin Zijin and Cao Mengde." Even if he changes his clothes a hundred times a day....... ”
At the same time, Chen Deng and others secretly smacked their tongues at Gan Ning's style of life, with food, clothing, housing and transportation, and extreme luxury. Even if it is a big family in a state such as the Mi family, the Chen family, and the Cao family, many things are only used during celebrations, but Gan Ning uses them every day.
And when he spoke, it was evening, and the heavens and the earth were quiet. The waters inside and outside Liangshan are heavily guarded.
Tai Shi Ci was alone, sneaking through Liangshan. He was very watery, so he avoided the layers of defense and infiltrated Liangshan. After going ashore, he raised his eyes and looked back, "Gan Ning is really capable, thirty patrol boats, the designed route is impermeable, and it is almost exposed." If this person can take the right path, he must be a general of the navy. It's a pity that they went astray. ”
Liangshan in this water pool is like an island in the sea. After crossing the water and entering the mountains, the vigilance was loosened a lot. Tai Shici observed the mountain situation and looked at the top of the mountain.
When Tai Shi Ci reached the top of the mountain, it was already 12 o'clock in the middle of the night. He was at the top of the mountain, but the cottage was still at his feet. Ascending high and looking into the distance, Tai Shici was not in a hurry to find Gan Ning, he began to draw a topographic map of Liangshan with the help of the light of torches on the mountain road.
When everything was finished, it was already about two o'clock in the morning.
Tai Shici sneaked into the cottage and grabbed a water thief casually, "Where is Gan Xingba's residence?" "After receiving accurate information, the poor water thief was knocked unconscious. The water thieves should be glad that their lives were saved.
The innermost and highest attic of the cottage is Gan Ning's residence. It was not easy to sneak into the attic of a hundred water ghost arch guards, and it took Tai Shi Ci an hour to successfully sneak in.
After that, Tai Shici took all of Gan Ning's clothes, and before going down the mountain to dive back, he also did some tricks on the brocade sail of Gan Ning's brocade sailboat.
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The sky is bright, the Qin and Cao coalition forces are in the water village, and the Chinese army is in the big tent.
"Mengde, you haven't slept all night?" When Qin Feng entered the tent, he saw Cao Cao staring at the panda and taking a nap there. The surrounding Xiahou brothers, the Cao family brothers, and Guo Jia Chengyu also had dark circles under their eyes, and they obviously accompanied them for a night.
Cao Cao sucked his saliva and wiped the corners of his mouth again, in this situation, where can he still sleep? But if anyone's home is smashed and robbed, and the smashing continues, no one can sleep.
After a while, the boss wiped his face with a cool towel, stared at the dark circles under his eyes and said, "Brother Xian, can General Ziyi succeed?" ”
Qin Feng patted the boss on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, brother-in-law, there will be good news soon." ”
Sure enough.
"Lord, Master Hou, General Tai Shici is back."
The crowd came to the spirit.
After a while, Tai Shici entered the account, "Lord, fortunately, I am not dishonored." With that, he threw down the burden in his hand.
Cao Cao was overjoyed, rushed down, and opened the package as soon as possible. Guo Jia and the others also gathered around, and when they and the boss saw the contents of the package together, they were stunned.
Boss Cao was still imagining the scene of cleaning up Gan Ning, but now people didn't see it, but they saw a pile of clothes. These clothes are very luxurious, and to be honest, the boss has never worn such a good splendor. looked familiar, and thought it must be the clothes Gan Ning was wearing.
"Ziyi, was Gan Ning killed by you?" Although Cao Cao knew about Tai Shici's mission, he couldn't help but ask.
Tai Shi Ci shook his head, his mission was not to kill Gan Ning. He guessed that the lord must have plans to surrender Gan Ning. In fact, Gan Ning's ability, Tai Shici admires it a lot, if he can get rid of some problems, he is a rare general.
"Didn't kill?" Boss Cao was full of disappointment.
Qin Feng saw that Ai Jiang had completed the task, and said with a smile: "Meng De, don't worry, Gan Ning has lost these, and his combat effectiveness will definitely be sharply reduced, so let's prepare to enter the army, and when the time comes, we will be able to capture it." ”
Although he said that cleanliness has a significant impact on a person, but without a few pieces of clothing, Gan Ning will fail, and Cao Cao still doesn't believe it is true.
However, the facts will tell.
The Qin and Cao coalition forces once again took action, this time relying on Tai Shici.
"Ziyi, it's up to you. Whenever he saw Gan Xingba, he called him out to fight alone. Qin Feng said earnestly: "This time Gan Xingba has no suitable equipment, and his combat effectiveness will definitely decline ......." ”
Tai Shici was convinced of this, because when he was in Liaodong Bay, he had met such a person with serious habits. The man was so good at eating fish, and if he didn't eat a meal, he was in a trance, and he didn't respond to shouting for a long time, so he couldn't fight.
Subsequently, more than 100 boats, carrying soldiers beating drums, marched into the march, and the momentum was very huge. There is a water village here, and the enemy can see the rhythm in Liangshan.
Yangsan.
"Chief, chief, the enemy has sent troops!" The first mate of the water ghost came to call the door.
Gan Ning got up from the bed with a grunt and shouted, "Bring my clothes." ”
"Go." The ghost head instructed the little ghost.
After a while, the water ghost who went to get the clothes returned empty-handed in horror.
"Where's the clothes?" The ghost head asked.
"No, all gone." The water ghost said in a discoloration: "I obviously washed it all last night and dried it out, why is it all gone?" ”
"Is there a spare?" The first mate asked.
The water ghost cried with a sad face, "Yesterday the leader burned a set, I was afraid that I would not be able to change it today, so I washed it all yesterday, and the one I took off at night was also washed." ”
The first mate has a broken liver and gallbladder.
After a while, Gan Ning's angry shouts came from the bedroom, "How can I go out to meet people without clothes?" ”
"Chief, are you fit to wear this?"
"Damn, is this ordinary garment worn by people? Can I wear it? ”
Ten minutes later, at Liangshan Wharf, Chen Deng took the guard of honor to send Gan Ning off on the expedition. He was surprised to find that Gan Ning was wearing a linen dress.
Gan Ning, who came over, kept twitching her eyelids, and her two hands kept digging into her clothes, scratching one after another. He had to put on this ordinary clothes, but since he put them on, he felt uncomfortable, as if ten thousand needles had pierced his heart, and as if there was something in his clothes. "It must be fleas and lice or something." Gan Ning was suddenly terrified, and his legs and feet were weak.
The first mate immediately assured: "Chief, this set of clothes is absolutely clean, although it is not too flashy, but there are absolutely no fleas and lice and other dirty things, you can rest assured, leader." ”
Gan Ning was slightly better, but immediately more powerful. Because he smelled the smell of this clothes, that is, the smell of poverty, which made Gan Ning, who was accustomed to luxury, feel surrounded by darkness. At this moment, Gan Ning saw Chen Deng and the honor guard.
How to review this situation, it is clearly a shame, Gan Ning waved his hand angrily.
Chen Deng was stunned, the people of Xuzhou relied on Gan Ning, and he didn't dare to offend Gan Ning. Chen Deng bowed his hand and hurriedly led the honor guard away. For Chen Deng, as long as Gan Ning went to fight with Qin Feng, nothing else mattered.
Gan Ning gritted his teeth and went on the expedition, in the past, he would always despise the enemy for a few words, but today he was too in the mood, "If I knew who stole my clothes, I must let him be broken into pieces!" Gan Ning roared, he thought that there must be a thief who had stolen his luxurious clothes and sold them for money.
His sharp eyes swept over the water thieves, he never thought that the traitor was among the water ghosts, there must be a thief among the water thieves.
Suddenly, there was a golden light, which came from the sun shining on the brocade sails. Gan Ning remembered that there was still Jinfan, and she felt a little more comfortable. At this moment, the water ghosts whispered, and their frightened eyes were fixed on Gan Ning's brocade sails.
Gan Ning now has no fancy clothes, and the only sustenance in his heart is his gorgeous brocade. He hurriedly looked at Jinfan, "Wow! He screamed, and if it weren't for the water ghost on the side, he would have fallen into the water.
I saw that on the gorgeous brocade sail, there was a big king eight drawn, a few very simple strokes, but it was a unique shape of the king eight. There are three words next to it, Ganwang Ba.
Gan Ning almost fainted, it was really a little bit worse. "If you find that person...... Gan Ning scratched his hands, his eyes scarlet.
After a while.
Gan Ning led a hundred water ghosts and two hundred water thieves to the expedition. Gan Ning, who was walking on the water, was obviously not at all good. For the first time, he hung a broken sail and wore sackcloth, and he was uncomfortable, restless, and his hands and feet were weak.
Soon, the two sides met in a waterway.
Tai Shici led the coalition army, he looked at the arriving Gan Ning, and said with a smile: "Why don't you hang the brocade sail, have you become the eighth king?" ”
Gan Ning was furious: "It turned out that you did it!" ”
Tai Shi Ci smiled: "I'll give you a chance, do you dare to go it alone?" ”
Gan Ning had already blown up his lungs, how could he disagree. With a roar, Gan Ning shot at Tai Shici in a lonely boat. (To be continued.) )