Episode 48: [Nerd Lee Tae]
Episode 48: [Nerd Lee Tae]
"What kind of poem is this?" Li Tai was stunned for a moment and asked, "It's not neat, it doesn't rhyme, it's not even as good as long and short sentences, it's really insulting!" ”
Yo, this dead fat man has such a big breath that he actually scolded Grandma Bingxin for insulting Sven!
But I like it, I like to see this fat man look illiterate!
Li Chengqian took the tea brought by Su Mi, poured it with a big mouth, and poured most of the cup, which made Li Tai have the urge to say that he insulted Sven, and then said: "I didn't say that I would make a poem, I said just say a few words, as long as my mother likes it!" Does Mom like it? You see Mom nodded. Do mushrooms like it? ”
"Like! His Royal Highness's sentences are fresh and affectionate! Su Mi said with a smile.
Li Chengqian squinted at the dead fat man defiantly, you see that the great poets you admire have all recognized, what else do you want to say?
Fat zombies!
"Youhe, write these two sentences down as well!" The queen instructed that Xiao Chen actually recorded it when Li Chengqian was reading it, and hurriedly gave it to the queen at this time.
The queen saw it, and the slight smile on her face never dissipated.
That faint smile, Li Chengqian felt as if he had seen it somewhere, oh yes, Mona Lisa, the girls painted by Leonardo da Vinci, but the mother is much better looking than the girls!
Mom is naturally beautiful, and her bright goose egg face can kill the girls with wooden faces.
My mother was born in the aristocracy of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, and she has been the queen for ten years, and the temperament precipitated by the mother in the world is solemn and friendly. The girls in black can't compare.
The smile on my mother's face at this time is only happiness, and anyone knows that she is laughing at a glance, a very simple smile. Unlike that complicated girl, people in a good mood are smiling when they see her, and people in a bad mood seem to be sad when they see her. Laughing is like laughing, not laughing is like not laughing, why is it so complicated?
But Li Chengqian is strange, Mom, your two sons are fighting in front of you, what kind of trouble are you smiling so happily?
Li Chengqian is not a queen after all, so I don't know what she thinks in her heart. Of course, she didn't want to see her sons fight, and the last time she spoke to her eldest grandson, Wang, she had already shown her sadness about the fight between her two sons. But now seeing them running in front of her to fight, of course she couldn't be happy at first, but after seeing Li Tai's provocation, Li Chengqian actually praised it calmly, and was about to send the poem back.
The moment the queen saw Li Chengqian, it was like an adult's childish behavior in the face of a little child, and it was not even worth being angry. The queen wonders, where did Li Chengqian get this sense of superiority? She didn't know, but she knew that her eldest son was really different from before, and she knew that he was letting her younger brother go. This kind of elder brother makes the younger brother's affection very rare in the palace, and the queen is happy at this time.
If Li Chengqian has a sense of superiority, the queen thought of the two quatrains that reached her ears and the light rain in early spring, she didn't believe that it was made by Su Mi, so she understood Li Chengqian's superiority. Maybe the queen was dissatisfied with Li Tai's being too arrogant, maybe the queen was hung up by Li Chengqian, and wanted him to sing a poem to satisfy her appetite, and listen to Li Chengqian's poems about his mother's ass, so the queen gave Li Chengqian a look.
Li Chengqian accepted this look, and then also satisfied the queen's vanity, and Li Chengqian's way was even more satisfactory to the queen. He didn't stand up strongly, and then threw out the poem and trampled Li Tai to death, but pretended to be the crown princess. Of course, the queen didn't know that Li Chengqian had been hit by Kong Yingda, and decided that all the poems in the future would be hung on Su Mi's head.
The poem defeated Li Tai, but did not hurt Li Tai. Between the battles between the two, there is no blood, no cold-blooded. Even if it's a little hateful, it's from Li Tai.
The queen was very pleased!
The palace is inherently a place full of strife, and the queen has personally experienced the changes in Xuanwumen, witnessing Li Shimin killing two brothers, how bloody, cold-blooded, and without family affection!
But the extremes of things must be reversed.
It was because she had experienced it herself, so she thought about how sad it would be if her sons were like this.
So what the queen wants to see more for her sons is not their unaffectionate and cold-blooded faces, but the scene where the elder brother lets the younger brother and the younger brother listens to the elder brother.
Li Chengqian's performance made the queen very satisfied, and the queen saw in him something very eager and very precious!
Li Chengqian didn't know the queen's heart, but it was enough for him to see the happy smile on the queen's face. And he still had something to do at this time. "Mom, just now Doctor Sun said that he can take care of your body, you can rest assured, I see that Doctor Sun is very capable......"
"Brother Huang, I asked you to write a poem just now, but you ......" Li Tai came back to his senses from the state of a zombie and interrupted Li Chengqian's words.
Li Chengqian waved his hand and said, "Oh brother, I suddenly remembered that I had read the poems that your sister-in-law threw casually, and I will read them to you...... First, the wanderer groans, the mother's hand is on the line, and the wanderer's shirt is on the top. Before leaving, I am afraid that I will return late. Whoever says an inch is careless, and he will be rewarded with three springs. Second, when I arrive home at the twilight of the year, my love for my son is endless...... Third, Simu, frost fall reed flower tears wet clothes...... Fourth, the wind is blowing, the wind is from the south, blowing the thorny heart...... Okay, you go to the side and think about it slowly! ”
Li Tai is a zombie again!
Every time he heard Li Chengqian read out a poem, he trembled his fat body. Every time the queen and Concubine Yang heard a song, they gasped and acted extremely surprised. Su Mi, a stupid person, said that this poem was hers, and she was as surprised as everyone else. Well, Xiao Chen is more normal, and he walked quickly and wrote down the poems that Li Chengqian recited, although his hands often trembled.
"This ...... Is it really the royal sister-in-law? Li Tai asked in horror.
"Nonsense!"
"However, my imperial sister-in-law and a woman, why did she write wandering poems, and she was a beautiful lady and went out? When I arrived home at dusk, it was written that the white-headed old mother, the family was so poor that they had to pawn clothes to buy rice, it didn't seem to be the Su family'......" Li Tai pointed out the unreasonable.
Li Chengqian glanced at him with disdain, "Imagine, do you know imagine?" Your sister-in-law relies on her rich imagination to substitute herself as a wanderer, into the homes of the poor, and feel their state of mind, and she can write poems! If you say that she didn't write it, then you can find it for me, who wrote this poem, have you ever seen such a good ownerless poem? ”
Li Tai believed Li Chengqian's nonsense, and showed a sudden realization. But he still said: "Brother Huang, thank you for spreading the poems of the imperial sister-in-law, otherwise I am afraid that I will not have the opportunity to hear such beautiful poems." However, Shao Feng Kaifeng is a chapter in the Book of Poetry, and next time the imperial brother will not be mixed with the poems of the imperial sister-in-law. ”
Li Chengqian resisted the urge on his face and said, "What does this matter to me, your sister-in-law likes to throw things!" ”
"Imperial sister-in-law, you're not right, it's okay if you mix up the Book of Poetry, if you lose the good verses......" Li Tai turned his head to Su Mi and said.
"Okay, okay, you go to the side and ponder the verses!" Li Chengqian sent him away. He squeaked to Xiao Chen, "Xiao Chen, give him the draft." ”
"Oh!" Li Tai replied in a low voice and went to find Xiao Chen to get the verses.
At this time, Li Shimin's voice suddenly sounded outside the dormitory: "What's so lively?" ”
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