Chapter 222: What is "Romance"?
When I returned to Chengfu, the sun had almost set.
Tang An was carrying a big sack and wiping the sweat from his head, looking very tired. The corner of the bag was already broken, and a few petals were scattered.
Tang An was just about to enter the house, and happened to meet a fat man who had returned from school. He took out a beautifully packaged box from the sack and said, "Young Master, it's for you." ”
"Hmm... Thank you. The fat man curiously opened it and found that it was actually a beautiful folding fan. Thinking of the appearance of his lupine scarf, thinking that the chicks would be full of spring at a glance, he couldn't help laughing, "You still know me!" By the way, I heard that the emperor asked you to do something to entertain you, is it true? ”
For Cheng Caihe, Tang An didn't intend to hide it at all, so he briefly said the task assigned to him by the emperor.
The fat man frowned and said, "Bubble fairy... Sure enough, it was difficult. Tang An, do you need this young master to help you settle it? ”
The young master was joking again. Tang An, who had long known what the fat man was, said indifferently: "Tang An has followed the young master for so long, and he has learned a little bit of skill by asking himself, it's time to practice." ”
"Okay, you have the courage, you deserve to be messed with me!" The fat man approvingly, "But what is that big bag of stuff you bought?" ”
"Young Master, please look!" Tang An opened the package, and except for a large pile of packaged gifts, all that was left were flowers.
The fat man said, "Why are you buying so many flowers?" How much money does it cost! ”
"It's not bought by bought, it's hired to pick it." Tang An said, "Young Master, no matter how powerful Fairy Mu is, she is just a woman, do women not like flowers?" ”
The fat man's eyes lit up, and he probably guessed Tang An's intentions, and said, "Wonderful! ”
Tang An said: "In Tang An's opinion, if you want to create romance, you must waste it first!" "What does 'romantic' mean?"
No culture! Tang Anzhong greatly despised it, and patiently explained: "Romance is through these things you do, so that when a woman thinks of you, she can't think of anywhere else except the bed." ”
"Oh!" The fat man nodded, and said with a lewd smile: "That is to say, she will be moved, and then the two of them close the door, blow out the candles, lift the quilt, and pop... Understand! ”
This dead fat man, anything elegant will become so vulgar when it comes to his mouth!
"What are you two talking about here?"
The two looked at each other and saw Cheng Caixi, dressed in goose yellow clothes, enter the courtyard in the dust.
"Young master, we might as well take the eldest lady as an example." Tang An said in a low voice. Then he rummaged through the bag and said, "Miss, I bought you a gift." ”
"Gifts? It's mine? Cheng Caixi's face was suspicious. This guy, he has such a good heart? Carefully take the package and start with a heavy one. When I opened it, I was suddenly surprised.
Tang An bought her a red long sword. Just look at the beautifully crafted scabbard and you know that this sword is expensive. Gently pull out half of the sword body, a flood of autumn water, even people who don't know the sword can see that this sword must be a treasure that sharpens iron like clay.
Tang An smiled: "Miss, I see that your sword has also been used for a long time, and it will not be good if you accidentally cut it when you catch a thief." ”
"This sword has been with me for many years, and I already have feelings." Cheng Caixi stroked the two swords, and his tone softened unconsciously. "However, I like this one you gave me, thank you."
The female devil said thank you to me? Dare to love the sun today in the west and come out. Tang An was flattered and hurriedly responded: "The eldest lady is so good to me, I should give some small gifts." ”
"That's right! I heard that you were the reception envoy of Sister Mu Rong? Cheng Caixi said suddenly.
"This... Actually, there is nothing! Tang An squirmed.
He thought that Cheng Caixi would definitely praise himself for two sentences, but the eldest lady stomped her foot and said, "Confused! Sister Murong has a special identity, and I don't know how many powerful people in the capital get this good errand, do you think it's so easy to do? ”
"This..."
"What this, this! You idiot! Cheng Caixi said, and he was actually angry. This stupid guy is very smart on weekdays, how can he be so confused when he encounters big things!
During the day today, she received an order from the master of the gate: the heirs of the Great Snow Mountain are about to arrive in Beijing, and the people of the Feitianmen will fully cooperate with the "foreign envoy" Lord Tang, and be sure to do a good job in the reception of Fairy Mu.
At first, she was still very curious, and she didn't know what the "Lord Tang" in the door master's mouth was. When she saw the emperor's list, she was stunned for a long time.
She couldn't have imagined that the little scholar who usually didn't walk properly and was often chased all over the yard with a sword by himself could really turn a carp into a dragon!
It is certainly a good thing that he is on the rise, but in this way, it is inevitable that he will gradually drift away from the Cheng family. The small courtyard wall of Chengfu has always been bound to him after all. Thinking of these, Cheng Caixi didn't know whether he was happy or worried.
Thinking about it deeply, Mu Rong's identity is special, and there are not a few people in the capital who want to tie her up. If he accidentally offended the magnates in the capital, it would be a blessing in disguise for Tang An.
After reading the imperial list, Cheng Caixi returned home and wanted to remind Tang An. Who knew that this guy had already gone to Honglu Temple to report, which made her pounce, and in desperation, she had to make plans later.
At this time, seeing the grievances on Tang An's face, Cheng Caixi was even more angry, and dragged Tang An and said, "Let's go, go drink!" Miss Ben is going to teach you a good lesson, you idiot! ”
Cheng Caixi only felt that there was a fire in her heart, and she unnaturally remembered the scene of drinking with Tang An that day. It's just that in the eyes of the fat man, it has completely changed the taste.
To be romantic, waste first! Looking at the strong contrast between his sister before and after receiving the gift, Cheng Caihe has a deep understanding of this sentence.
When he first entered the courtyard, his face was still stinky, and when he received the sword, his tone immediately eased, and then he actually took the initiative to invite Tang An to drink!
Did Cheng Caixi give Tang An a good face before? Never. can make my sister suddenly change her temperament, it must be because of Tang An's "romantic" offensive.
What is romance? I can't think of anywhere else but the bed! The Beijing Inn is so developed, who knows if the two of them will go to the Four Seas Inn after drinking, and then close the door, blow out the candles, and lift the quilt...
He didn't dare to think about it anymore.
"Tang An!" The fat man shouted, pulled the latter's sleeve to the side, and whispered: "I warn you, no matter how you say that she is also my sister, if you dare to do that stinky and shameless 'romantic' thing, I will never spare you!" ”
A "romantic" thing? Do you want me to chase her? Please, you don't want to die, I still want to live!
"Don't worry, young master, you don't know the temperament of the eldest lady, I just want to be romantic and can't be romantic!" Tang An said with a bitter face.
"How dare you think about it?" The fat man glared and said, "Don't think about it!" ”
"Yes, yes, no, no!" Tang An said, I don't know what the fat man is crazy again.
Seeing the two of them hugging their shoulders and whispering, Cheng Caixi said with both hands: "What are you two talking about secretly?" When I don't exist? ”
Cheng Caihe turned his face and said with a smile: "I didn't say anything." Sister, this... Sister-in-law Zhang has already prepared a meal, and it is not early at this time, so don't go out to eat! ”
Of course, Cheng Caixi didn't know the fat man's dirty thoughts, and said, "Do I want to go out or not?" ”
Cheng Caihe knew that she was extremely temperamental, and secretly thought that this stupid girl didn't know how to understand the hardships of being a big brother. Big brother is doing this to protect your innocence!
"Sister, it's okay if you have to go out with Tang An, but you must cherish yourself, and don't do stupid things that you can't regret!" Cheng Cai and bitterly said.
"Why don't I take care of myself? Cheng Caihe! You make it clear for me! Cheng Caixi pulled out his sword with a choked mouth, "If you talk nonsense and ruin my reputation, even if you are my eldest brother, Miss Ben will kill you with a sword!" ”
Ouch, my silly sister, why don't you understand the hard work of your eldest brother? Cheng Caihe was about to cry, and forced a smile: "I mean... Safety comes first in everything! ”
"Humph!" Cheng Caixi glanced at him, put the sword into the sheath, and pulled Tang An, who was silent, and went out.
"I don't know the hearts of good people!" Cheng Caihe muttered, seeing Cuizhu running from afar to call him to eat, thinking of the "romantic" technique that Tang An handed over to him, he couldn't help but be curious, picked a rose from the wall next to him, and said with a smile: "Cuizhu, what do you think of this flower?" ”
With this young master's skills, he can't clean up your little girl? Not... But if she pulls me into bed later, will Master Ben agree or not?
Cuizhu covered her nose and frowned, "Young Master, take it away quickly!" Cuizhu pollen allergies! Ahh Young master, you hate it to death! ”
Cuizhu muttered, ran away, and threw down Cheng Cai and the others as if they were a chicken. After standing awkwardly for a long time, the fat man threw the delicate flowers on the ground and roared, "I don't know how to lift!" You deserve to be a maid for the rest of your life! ”