Chapter 31 Wine is not drunk, and everyone is drunk

Li Shi said word by word: "Today's emperor has not shaved his hair. ”

Xiao Sheng let out a dumbfounded sigh, looking at Li Shi, his expression seemed to be about to laugh, but when he met Li Shi's clear gaze, he froze, and the blush quickly retreated from his face.

Taking a deep breath, he picked up the chopsticks and went towards the last piece of wild boar meat on the plate, Xiao Sheng didn't seem to hear Li Shi's words, but the chopsticks hadn't been loaded with meat yet, and they were already trembling.

Slapping the chopsticks on the table, Xiao Sheng gritted his teeth and said, "This joke is going to kill people......"

Li Xian smiled: "So it's not a joke. ”

These words were like a basin of ice water with a knife in it, splashing Xiao Sheng's whole body, not only fear, but also hatred. He could feel the direction of the words. hated Li Xian's words, and forced his head to the direction that he had buried deep in his heart since he was a child, and over time, it had become a taboo in his heart, that was ...... Everyone who bears a Chinese surname, writes Chinese characters, and speaks Chinese has a common direction in their hearts. Like Xiao Sheng, most people have sealed it as a forbidden place and will never dare to touch it.

Li Xian stretched out his chopsticks, took the piece of wild boar meat away, threw it into his mouth and chewed it with a gurgling sound, looking at Xiao Sheng's expression interestingly.

The atmosphere cooled down, Xiao Sheng stopped talking, tried his best to pretend to be calm, pinched his chopsticks and went to pick up the mountain treasures again, but he put several pieces of mountain mushrooms on the table.

Li Shi swallowed the meat and continued to make it bad: "Okay, I'm joking, ahaha...... Isn't it funny? ”

Xiao Sheng's mouth opened and closed a few times, it seemed to be scolding, laughing at your sister! You're so insincere!

Beads of sweat beaded on his forehead, his eyes rolled, and he struggled to keep himself from asking, "Is it true?" How do you know? ”

"This meat is good, and the wine is delicious enough, I'll treat you next time."

Li Shi couldn't bear to see him like this again, so he dropped such a sentence, and Shi Shiran left.

The Tartar Emperor didn't shave his hair, and that's no joke. The Tartar Emperor Yanjing has left portraits of the imperial face, some painted by foreigners and some painted by Chinese. It's just that these portraits have been hidden deep in the imperial palace, and the public can only see them after the death of the Qing Dynasty.

In his previous life, Li Shi carefully looked at the portraits of the Tartar emperors of the past dynasties, and it is certain that Shunzhi, Kangxi, and Yongzheng did not shave their hair as they demanded from the Han people. They all wore hooded portraits, and the sideburns under the hats couldn't be clearer. Shunzhi is the most obvious, Kangxi's sideburns are also very dense, Yongzheng is exempt from the crown in "Yongzheng Reading Map", and you can see a hairstyle similar to a flat head. 【1】

In this era, in addition to the important ministers and close servants, even if others have met the king, they can not see clearly at all, and it is impossible to peek at the "heavenly face" with the right eyes...... Do they dare to say this?

The fact that the Tartar Emperor did not shave his hair can be seen, and later generations may not feel it deeply, but they just feel that they use the emperor's respect for their own convenience. But in this 1712, it has only been more than 60 years since the slogan of "keep your hair without your head" and kill the Han people with a river of blood, the shaving order is like a knife, and the blood droplets on the blade are still oozing on everyone's neck, and the spiritual pillar of the shaving order is the so-called "Manchu and Han family". When the regent Dolgon forcibly shaved his hair, Confucius's descendant Kong Wenchen used Confucius as a signboard to oppose the shaving order. ”

The words are still in my ears, but the Tartar Emperor himself does not shave his hair, so the intention of this shaving order is revealed. It's just to let the Han people with pig's tail always remember that you are the prisoners with the tattoos on your faces! That pig dog with a brand on the ass! Together, with the Manchu and Han policies of not intermarrying and living in different places, we can conclude with the logical ability of the second middle school that the Manchus and Hans are indeed one family, but the Manchus are the heads of the family, the Han people are the livestock raised by the family, and the land of China is just a colony of the Manchus. 【2】

Why didn't the Tartar Emperor shave his hair?

It's ugly, the land of China has a history of thousands of years, and the basic aesthetics have not changed much. Modern people can still feel beauty when they look at the ancients with long beards and crowns, and the ancients can also feel beauty when they look at men with smooth faces (although, well, the direction is different). But whether it is the ancients or the modern people, they will not think that the money rat tail head is beautiful. The Tartar emperors, who were influenced by the Han culture, naturally no longer stayed at the level of Tunguska barbarians, and many emperors, and even some of their Manchu cronies, still left pictures of Han costumes. Of course, they are willing to take advantage of the emperor's dignity not to shave their hair, or to shave according to their favorite hairstyle, as long as it is not too ostentatious and causes [***], no one dares to squeak.

Li Shi deliberately fooled Xiao Sheng vaguely, but in fact, he asked him to find the answer himself. People whose backbone has long been ground into bean dregs will not take this matter too seriously, but will find a lot of reasons to defend it. But Xiao Sheng, a person who really believes in the "Manchu and Han family", still has a bit of sincerity, and this question will always be buried in his heart, at the right time......

I just wanted to envelop people, but I didn't expect to get off the Gu so easily, it was really an unexpected harvest, Li Xi came out of the room, and was about to hum a small song, when two flood soldiers, one tall and one short, greeted him.

"Fourth brother, why did you come out alone?"

Li Xian can intersect with Xiao Sheng's peers, and these "little brothers" naturally become polite to Li Xian, and their titles have changed. This short man is called Zhang Ying, and the tall man is called Liang Deguang, both of whom are in their early twenties, and the one who speaks is the short Zhang Ying. Before, Li Shi grabbed the gun and shot the gun, which left a deep impression on him.

"The boss won't be overwhelmed......"

The tall Liang Deguang joked casually.

Li Xian laughed and said: "Your boss is drunk, wait for the meeting to pass, what you hear, don't take it to heart, it's all wine talk." ”

Zhang Ying looked incredulous: "Can the boss be drunk by you?" What are you kidding? Not to mention this rice wine, even if it is a burning knife in the north, he has two or three catties! ”

Liang Deguang also cut off: "The boss is so drunk that he lies on the table, fourth brother, you have to lie down on the ground." ”

Li Shi shrugged: "Believe it or not, you ......"

Looking at Li Xian's fluttering back, the two glanced at each other, and after a few steps into the office, they saw Xiao Sheng sitting at the table in a daze, staring at the empty plate, his eyes were straight, and he was muttering something in his mouth.

"He's definitely joking, definitely!"

"What if you're not kidding? No, no, how could he possibly know......"

"No, this kid has been leading me by the nose! This is definitely not a casual statement. ”

"Really not shaved? How can it be! The emperor himself is a Manchurian, why didn't he shave it, but let the Han people ...... Didn't you say the Manchu family? ”

Zhang Ying and Liang Deguang were so shocked that they stopped, looked at each other again, and their breathing seemed to stop.

"The boss is really drunk......"

Zhang Ying whispered, and Liang Deguang nodded vigorously.

Yingde County, south of the county yamen, next to the city wall, stands another yamen. Compared with the glamour of the county yamen, this yamen is much more dilapidated, and the gate looks clean, but you can see the traces of hasty wipe.

The general army of the right wing town of Guangdong is the name of the economic system, and it is generally called the general army of Shaozhou, and this dilapidated yamen is the general army of Shaozhou.

In the back hall of the yamen, a middle-aged man with a slightly fat figure and kind eyebrows, like a businessman, was squinting at the glass goblet in his hand, and the dark red wine in the cup reflected on his face, making him look as if he was drunk.

"Wine, glow-in-the-dark glasses, if you want to drink pipa, urge ...... When I was in Taiwan, I received this Franco wine, but because I didn't have a suitable glass, I kept it hidden. Today, the bell is on the top and sends a Franc machine glass, which is just right. ”

Raising his glass and drinking it all in one gulp, he closed his eyes and tasted the taste tiredly.

"My lord's set of crystal glasses is elegant, crystal clear, and the cup seat is also decorated with foreign patterns, and it can be worth two or three hundred taels of silver in Guangzhou Mansion, and when you arrive in the capital, you are afraid that it is not worth a thousand taels?"

A man in his early thirties, wearing an official uniform, stood beside him, smiling and saying that the complement of the official uniform was embroidered with a leopard, and he was a third-grade military attachΓ©.

"When I went to Jingneisheng, I saw the cup of the Heart Cultivation Temple, which was much worse than this. This foreigner's thing is really ingenious, I really don't know how it was made. ”

This "adult" is Bai Daolong, the chief soldier of Shaozhou, who is usually soaked in the much more prosperous Shaozhou city, and does not stay in the tattered general soldier yamen in Yingde County, and is handled by the guerrilla Zhou Ning in the middle battalion, that is, the guy next to him. It was now his eventful season, and he had to return to Yingde and live in this little yamen that made him itch all over.

Poor conditions and bad environment are secondary, the yamen of Li Zhushou of Zhixian County is in the north of him, and from the feng shui, it is pressing the pulse of his yamen, and in terms of affairs, his yamen is still under the fence. Even if you are the chief soldier, you can't show your majesty in front of Li Zhushou, a seven-grade county, no wonder he doesn't want to stay here, if it weren't for the fact that the barracks in the south of the city are too simple, and the two barracks are also rented out, he really wants to move out of the city.

"Zhong Shangwei's intentions are not shallow, he should have wanted to apply for his wife and brother, but he didn't expect that it was just a side matter, and now it is the real disaster, and I don't know if he will jump off the wall in a hurry and spoil the adult's big thing."

Zhou Ning said respectfully.

"What did the bell give you?"

Bai Daolong threw away the gloom in his heart and asked his subordinates.

"A set of colorful plates from Jingdezhen and Huatang can probably be worth seventy or eighty taels."

Zhou Ning is very honest, he usually contacts Zhong Shangwei, and now he is talking for Zhong Shangwei in a crooked manner, not only for that set of plates, he has a lot of benefits from Zhong Shangwei. It's just that the root of this benefit is that Bai Daolong sent him an errand, and there is only so much he can say.

"I know silver with my head, and this difficult thing in front of me is difficult to solve with silver! If this cup can be replaced with a mountain splitting cannon immediately, I am really willing to do it! ”

The wine glass was empty, and Bai Daolong's mood was also depressed.

"Zhong Shang, this person, fortunately, is self-aware and well-behaved. As long as he solves this matter with all his heart, I will naturally help him with his affairs. ”

Bai Daolong gritted his teeth, and his kind face was full of helplessness and resentment.

"If this matter can be dealt with in the past, I will have no worries, and I will watch Li Zhushou's good show when the time comes! Zhao Hongcan scolds me for being blunt and slack all day long, and uses the ginseng to intimidate me at every turn, he is the governor, and he can't afford to provoke him! But Li Zhushou ...... A small magistrate, in front of me pointed at me, behind the people were full of white barbarians, this time I was in a hurry, and I was called by his yaban, it was really hateful! It's not that I have to rely on him to support my business here, and I have already poured a basin of dog blood on the door of his county office! ”

Zhou Ning seemed to have ants drilled into his body, and he twisted uncomfortably. The chief soldier scolded the governor, he didn't dare to talk, and the county magistrate Li Zhushou was born in a person, although he was not as noble as a non-commissioned officer, his identity was enough to act in front of them warriors, Bai Daolong's complaints, just like the dog blood in his mouth, could only stay in his mouth.

He quickly changed the topic: "Shi Junmen deliberately stayed for an extra month, and changed to the beginning of May to briefly read Shaozhou, but even so, in two months, Zhong Shangwei's blacksmith shop in the mine couldn't catch up with so many cannons, and the adults had to find another way." ”

"I look at the look of the bell on the throne, it seems that there is still some strength left, there should be some way, since you want to be a dog, you should know how to work hard. As long as he gives me a letter of approval, money, and materials, I can give him supplies! ”

Bai Daolong carefully put the goblet back into the brocade wooden box wrapped in red silk, then clenched his fist and smashed it on the table.

"In just these two months, he must get me twelve cannons!"

[1: The Manchu "shaving order" requires not only shaving, but also heavy responsibility for "incompatibility", which is not to say. The head shaver also became a craft in the Qing Dynasty, because if you don't shave often, your hair will grow, and you can lose your head. And the so-called "style", that is, the money rat tail, not to mention the sideburns, the hair area under the braid is more than a copper coin, that is "incompatible". In the Tartar dramas that are flying all over the sky now, those oily and slippery braids are basically from the twentieth century. 】

[2: In the pictures of "Kangxi Ploughing and Weaving", "Kangxi Wanshou", "Qianlong's Southern Tour" and "Gusu Prosperity Map", the grass people are all wearing late Ming Dynasty costumes, with strange hairstyles on their heads, with half of their heads pushed and sideburns, but they are not braided, which is not corroborated by the account. These pictures are all pictures of the Tartar court promoting benevolence and prosperity, and the author personally speculates that most of them are symbolist "gift projects". 】