"Tsk, amazing, enough to be a bachelor!"

"I can endure it, I can really endure it, no wonder I can produce the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, it's not covered."

Wu Di looked at the telegram on the table, commented, and kept nagging in the ear of Li Bufan, who closed his eyes and recuperated, as a traverser, he naturally understood the virtues of Xiao Yueben's later generations, especially in such a special day, the words with the evaluation were also quite special.

Li Bufan said impatiently: "What does the word "single" mean? Could it be that November 11 is Singles' Day in your day? ”

"Hey, boss, you're so wise, it's Singles' Day." Wu Di laughed dryly and said, "However, we will all call it 'Well Festival' in the future." ”

Li Bufan was surprised: "What do you mean? ”

Wu Di smiled dryly: "Boss, there are two kinds of single men in the future: one is the kind of garbage that can't be supported by mud on the wall, which is really not looked down on; The other kind is amazing, that's an absolute boutique, rather lack than indiscriminate, didn't find the right one, would rather peerless and read, this kind of person has hills in his chest, and his thoughts are good, that is the best. This kind of person has a unique view of life and values, and from the perspective of ordinary people, it is called 'two goods', and in the name of Singles' Day, they are doubled as 'two', so what? On November 11, when I looked at it sideways, it was two 'two', and these two 'two' intersected together, which was the 'well', so it was called the 'well festival' a hundred years later. In later generations, the more awesome women are called 'Sister Jing', and the real man is called 'Brother Jing'. I said that this Taisho Emperor is also worthy of the title of 'Brother Jing'. ”

Li Bufan couldn't laugh or cry when he heard it, laughed and scolded Wu Di, and then said with a calm face: "It's useless to be blind." Wu enemy, it seems that what you said is right, Xiao Yueben is definitely a dangerous nation, and we must not give them a chance to breathe, and we must completely kill them. ”

Wu Di perked up and said, "Boss, you're so right. ”

Li Bufan said calmly: "We want to use the emperor's head to calm our anger, but in fact, they are not unable to deal with it. However, the Emperor really killed himself in public, and asked the crown prince to cut off his head and seal it to our country, and I can't describe this perverted country in words. Not only is he very ruthless to the enemy, but he is also ruthless enough to himself, and he is able to endure it enough, even Han Xin, who endured the 'humiliation of the crotch' back then, is difficult to match. is like a poisonous snake and a wolf, ruthless, forbearing, and vicious, this kind of enemy is unguardable. Our China Shenzhou is a state of etiquette, reaching out to the civilized teachings of Confucianism, benevolence and filial piety, and is known for its benevolence and tolerance. ”

Wu Di said with admiration: "Boss, you are too right. Xiao said, this white-eyed wolf is not a thing, for a considerable period of time, our national leader is too benevolent and has suffered a lot of losses. But fortunately, we were forced to be strong, and it took a long time to trample this little book to death. ”

Li Bufan nodded and said, "I can imagine it." On the surface, it seems that we have forced Emperor Yumoto to death, which is a huge blow to the morale of the people. But Taisho is a miscellaneous piece and asked his son Hirohito to cut off his head with his own hands, which is to make Hirohito remember this hatred and shame. Moreover, he decreed that the emperor should be changed to 'Emperor Wa', and it is justified to say that the emperor of the Japanese slave is called 'Emperor Wa', but this also means that they are very clear that the title of 'Emperor' is a violation of the taboo of our Central Plains Celestial Empire, which also reflects from the side that the emperors of all generations have the ambition to win the title of our Central Plains Celestial Empire. ”

Wu Di gasped and said in surprise: "The boss is discerning, and the little one is really ambitious. ”

"And." Li Bufan said solemnly, "You know that I once studied in a German [***] school, when I was in Europe, most of Su Yue'an's royal family launched the core of power, but the European royal family still has strong manpower and material resources, and has a huge unimaginable influence, once they are united, they can even influence the situation in Europe to a considerable extent." Emperor Taisho seems to have committed suicide, but in fact, he has left our country with the notoriety of forcing the imperial family to death, which is equivalent to pushing the imperial family all over the world to our opposite, and winning the sympathy of a "rabbit and a fox who dies". Although the royal power of Europe and the United States may not be able to push the Western world to wage war against us in this special period when the entire Western world is anti-war, if we infringe on the interests of the Western world, it is likely to become a fuse. ”

Wu Di felt a little furious in his heart when he heard this, and said uneasily: "Boss, Xiao Yuben is really insidious. However, it is imperative for us to abolish the unequal treaties, and even if we want to slow down, according to what you say, Xiao Yuben will definitely make a conspiracy to promote this wave of the people, you must know that we are now in this special envoy period, and patriots are very easy to get excited, if this is a wave based on the spirit of patriotism, then what should we do? Suppression will not work, if it is hard, we will be in the trap of Xiaoyuben, and our military preparations have not yet been completed, and the consequences will be unimaginable. ”

Li Bufan leaned back in his chair irritably, and he also had a headache, if he wanted to suppress those bandits and rebels, he would not frown at all. But I really don't know what to do in the face of those patriots and patriotic leaders, you must know that these people are the national elite and the backbone of the country in the future, and suppressing them is tantamount to strangling the future of the Chinese nation. But if this is not solved, then the matter will get worse and worse, and then this wave will kidnap the political axe and have to make the wrong decision without being fully prepared. There are many situations in this that are difficult to explain, because China is not strong enough at present to expose some strategic planning and strategic intentions, can Li Bufan say to the people: 'At present, our troops are attacking the West, which is our show of weakness, accumulating strength, giving Lao Tzu a year, and Lao Tzu killing them?' If this is said, I am afraid that the Western world will come to the door the next day.

Li Bufan couldn't think of a good way for a long time, so he had to say: "There is no way for the time being, we can only find a way to delay time and delay until we come up with a way." ”

Wu Di smiled bitterly: "Boss, how can you delay time?" Xiao Yueben is now a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, and he has endured it to the point that the emperor commits suicide, what else can we find to deal with them? Not to mention that our national defense force must maintain the image of the 'army of kings' in the international community, and now you have ordered all the arches and women in the expeditionary force in the city, and I think that the little one is only borrowing from our Chinese men. There is no conflict, we must now gradually withdraw our troops as promised; If the situation is stable, then we will have to hold a presidential election after the war. If the president is elected to form a cabinet, then he will have to face the issue of the treaty. How to hide? I can hide from the first year of junior high school, but I can't hide from fifteen. ”

Li Bufan said angrily: "Are you embarrassed? You are a great military division, or a time-traveler with hundreds of years of knowledge, don't you have a little useful idea? What's in your head? It's all fucking Yoneda Ko? The great wisdom of your hundreds of millions of readers has been left in your 25th century. Isn't there still a martial arts tournament in China? Find a way, make a mess out, and kill him. ”

Wu Di's face also sank, and he said unhappily: "Boss, it's too much for you to say." Now that Xiao Yueben's situation is clear, they treat themselves as a dish and let others slaughter them, what can I do about this hob meat? How can I say that my brain, which has evolved hundreds of years more than yours, has also provided you with a lot of good strategic advice, but what about you? What do you think of me? A whole company of Tiger Ben soldiers put us under house arrest. Let's use our brains for the grand cause of the Chinese nation, and you treat me like this? I'm not doing it! ”

Li Bufan lowered his face and said, "What is your name?" I'm protecting you know? You are going to fall into the hands of other countries and forces, do you know what will happen? Let me tell you, the ten major tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty to extract confessions and the historical development are all light, but I am afraid that you will really be sliced and studied. What are you yelling about? Are you Chinese? Is it the Chinese who should do something for the country? If you don't want to be a Chinese, we will make you unable to be a person, believe it or not? "Ahem, ahem." Wu Di was yelled at by Li Bufan, cold sweat broke out, and he squeezed out a little smile and said, "Boss, don't be, aren't we just a little scratch?" As for being so atmospheric? Isn't it just a little book? Let's not believe that he can't be killed. Hehe, boss, you know, there's a saying called 'There is no excuse for the sin you want to add', hehe. "No!" Li Bufan categorically vetoed it and sighed, "The situation has changed, the royal family in the Western world must be looking for trouble, there is no real reason, it is really inconvenient for us to make a black hand against Xiao Yueben now, otherwise the 'Yellow Peril Theory' will fly all over the world." ”

Wu Di racked his brains to find a way, turned around a few times, and suddenly patted his head and said, "There is!" Li Bufan perked up and hurriedly said, "Say it quickly!" ”

Wu Di smiled dryly: "Boss, you see, we can't hang ourselves on a tree in Xiaoyueben, we have to delay time, and we don't necessarily have to start with Xiaoyue itself." There is a good saying - 'the stones of the mountain can attack jade'. Hey. ”

Li Bufan frowned and said: "Provoke a conflict with Soviet Russia? No, the timing is not right. Besides, winter is coming soon, and it's not realistic to do that. ”

Wu Di smiled dryly: "Who said that we can't do anything except for the Western powers, Xiao Yueben and Lao Maozi?" There is such a country in the south, they were originally my vassal states of China, and their royal family was originally Han Chinese, but those indigenous monkeys came to power by coup d'état. Hehe, we are also going to build a railroad to cooperate with the southbound strategy, but these bastards have been refusing to agree, we can make a fuss about this. ”

"Siam!?" Li Bufan frowned and said, "What do you want?" ”

"So, so" ps: Brother Jing, Sister Jing, happy Jing Festival. By the way, I recommend it, storing. Hey