In 2013, the eldest grandson Chong was twenty-four years old, and the sentence "My father is the eldest grandson Wuji" was rampant in the local area, although he was very smart, but he just didn't learn well, eating, drinking, gambling, and was proficient in everything.

Let's talk about Changsun Chong's nouveau riche father, Changsun Wuji, grew up in an orphanage, and the director of the orphanage at that time liked to listen to the commentary "The Legend of the Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" very much, and gave those children who had no names very popular names, such as Li Shimin, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Wei Zheng, and when it was the turn of Dad, the name "Changsun Wuji" was used.

He is his father's son, although his father does not read much, he has listened to the commentary of "The Legend of Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" since he was a child, and he also knows that the son of the eldest grandson Wuji is called the eldest grandson Chong, so he gave him this name, which is called "inheritance".

The eldest grandson's father was born in a gangster, but he was very business-minded, seized the opportunity, valued the big cake of real estate, and when he was fifty years old, he was one of the top real estate developers in China, and the money he earned could not be spent in several lifetimes.

The eldest grandson's father suffered a lot when he was a child, so he doted on his son, and since his son became an adult at the age of eighteen, there are three chapters of the law: one is not allowed to take drugs, two is not allowed to kill, and three is not allowed to pick up girls without wearing condoms. The first two are life-saving, and they must be obeyed in this way, as long as they don't cause death, they are easy to solve; The latter one is a must, so that you can pass through the thousands of flowers and not get a leaf on your body!

The eldest grandson Chong lived to the age of twenty-four in such a mess, he had enough to play, and the trouble was over, and he felt that he was a manly man, and he had this gold and silver mountain at home, and he didn't make a big deal, so he made a high-tech company, mainly engaged in large-scale games, and the business was in full swing!

The eldest grandson Wuji and the eldest grandson Chong, father and son, can be called a model of a tiger father without a dog!

Although the eldest grandson's mother is a professor of Chinese literature in the university, she likes to watch entertainment news, as the only female surname in the family, she is loved and respected by two men at the same time, and her status is transcendent at home, and the family watches TV, and the control of the remote control is naturally in the hands of the eldest grandson's mother.

One day, a family of three, eating fruits flown in from abroad, watching entertainment news, put in a lace news about Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan was interviewed, saying that he was a descendant of Fang Xuanling in the Tang Dynasty, and the news also showed the process of Jackie Chan and his son Fang Zu recognizing their ancestors and returning to their ancestors, and the genealogy posted also had their two names.

"See? As soon as I saw Jackie Chan, there was a sense of everyone's anger, it turned out that people were famous and famous! No wonder he is so handsome, even the garlic nose is more attractive than others. "The eldest grandson's mother is a loyal fan of Jackie Chan, and she has a heart in her eyes, as if she wants to be the woman behind Jackie Chan.

The eldest grandson's father coughed a few times, pouted and said: "After what is famous, it's pure nonsense, when people become famous, they want to put gold on their faces, isn't it just a show!" ”

The eldest grandson's mother glanced at the eldest grandson's father with contempt and said, "What's wrong with the play?" You see that people are not only famous, but also handsome and rich! Even if your name is Changsun Wuji, it is also stained with the light of "The Legend of Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties", you look at your fat head and fat brain, which point is comparable to others. When you say that, it's typical to say that grapes are sour if you can't eat them. ”

The eldest grandson's father is tall and strong, when he was young, he came out to mix, and his physical fitness was great, but he was old, less moved, had a beer belly, and a double chin came out.

For the sake of her husband's good, the eldest grandson's mother will hit the eldest grandson's father at every opportunity, hoping that the eldest grandson's father can repent, lose weight successfully, and become a Buddha on the spot!

For the eldest grandson's father, the eldest grandson's mother has a small quarrel a day and a big quarrel every two days, and they have long been accustomed to it, pretending to be deaf and dumb, and they don't help each other. Sometimes the eldest grandson Chong is a little envious of the good relationship between his parents, his father was born in a gangster, how did he catch up with his mother who was born in a scholarly family? His grandfather is a famous modern Confucian in China, twenty-five years ago, the door was not the right household, how could he look at the primary school culture, dancing knives and guns all day long? Both of them are very irritable, and even sometimes do it, but they are both petite eldest grandchildren's mothers who chase people around with a feather duster and avoid them!

Once the eldest grandson Chong asked the eldest grandson's father who was beaten, but he was beaten by the eldest grandson's father, and even shouted: "Didn't you beat me!" I'll beat your son! ”

The eldest grandson's mother regarded her son as a pain in her eyes, and when she saw her husband's eldest son, she did not hesitate to pick up a feather duster again to defend her unique hostess status.

The eldest grandson Chong was completely speechless to his father, the eldest grandson, although that person was his mother, but what the eldest grandson's father said was a majestic tiger outside, in front of the eldest grandson's mother, it was a paper tiger; Looking at the eldest grandson's mother, who has clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, a small family jasper, as a professor of Chinese literature, she is dignified and generous outside, and no one can think of a shrew who never leaves her hand with a feather duster at home.

The eldest grandson Chong couldn't figure it out, but when he grew up, he vaguely understood that this was the special love between his parents! It can even be understood as a special love between their husband and wife!

"What's the big deal! Isn't it just after the name! My eldest grandson Wuji is still a descendant of the eldest grandson family of the Tang Dynasty, except for Li Shimin, it is me, although Fang Xuanling is a famous generation, but it is also under my eldest grandson Wuji! "The eldest grandson's father was despised by the eldest grandson's mother, and the small universe exploded, if it weren't for his bald head, he would have had his hair all open, and his hair would have rushed to the crown.

The eldest grandson's mother pretended not to hear it at all this time and continued to watch entertainment news.

The eldest grandson's father was despised very thoroughly, and he went out of the house in a rage, and the eldest grandson's mother and eldest grandson Chong didn't take this matter seriously!

From then on, go out early and return late, three days later, the eldest grandson's father let out a lot of words: "Go, let's recognize our ancestors and return to our ancestors!" ”

The eldest grandson's mother is a professor of Chinese literature, so she naturally knows where the ancestral hall of the eldest grandson's surname is!

"Just you? You grew up in an orphanage, where did you come from, it's a joke! The eldest grandson and mother elegantly held the teacup, and the curling heat carried a strong fragrance of tea.

"Didn't anyone say that princes and generals would rather have a kind of! Why can't my eldest grandson Wuji be the descendant of the eldest grandson of the historical bull. The eldest grandson Wuji said that under the influence of his wife and father-in-law, it is not that there is no progress, and even "the prince and the general, would you rather have a kind?" "It's all about.

The eldest grandson's mother was surprised, and said with a smile: "Then according to what you say, all the surnames Li are the descendants of your Li Shimin?" Say you are illiterate, you are still not convinced, we are in East China, the ancestral hall of the eldest grandson is in Shaanxi, one east and one west, and the eight poles can't be beaten, so don't force yourself to rely on the descendants of others, and it's not a shame. ”

The eldest grandson's father was furious, slapped the table, and said: "Jackie Chan can go to Anhui in Hong Kong to recognize his ancestors and return to his ancestors, why can't I go to Longxi to recognize my ancestors and return to my ancestors?" Colombia has been able to circle the earth several times to North America, and our eldest grandson's family has only migrated one or two thousand kilometers, so what is it? Don't believe it, you see! ”

Seeing that it was rare for her husband to say such in-depth words once, the eldest grandson's mother gave face, picked up something similar to an invitation, opened it and saw that it said that the forty-eighth generation of the eldest grandson Wuji, the forty-ninth generation of the eldest grandson Chong.

At this time, Chang Sun's mother was stunned and asked, "You can't buy it for a few dollars?" Also, isn't it taboo that you have regained the name of your ancestors? ”

"I'm so idle to buy this thing, let's go, clean up, let's go and recognize our ancestors and return to our ancestors!" Regardless of whether he has a duplicate name or not, the lives of people abroad, not to add the name of his father, grandfather's name, or even the name of my grandfather for I don't know how many generations, I just have a duplicate name, it's nothing, at most I say that the eldest grandson Wuji II, the eldest grandson Chong II! "The eldest grandson's father is majestic, high-spirited, very spirited, and the façade kung fu is still very effective.

Three days later, to the ancestral hall of the eldest grandson in Shaanxi, not only the elders of the eldest grandson family came out to greet them, and even the secretary of the local municipal party committee also came, the eldest grandson's mother was very surprised, and later learned that the eldest grandson's father recognized the ancestors and returned to the ancestors, and donated 200 million yuan for the construction of the ancestral hall of the eldest grandson to imitate the tourist city of the Li and Tang dynasties.

Changsun Chong also had to admit that the eldest grandson's father would be a loser than him, so he bought it for 200 million and wrote the name of a family of three on the genealogy of the eldest grandson's family.

After twisting the ears of the eldest grandson's father several times, the eldest grandson's mother realized that the money was no longer coming back, so in order not to lose fame and fortune, she had to continue to recognize her ancestors and return to her ancestors.

The eldest grandson rushed into the ancestral hall, and the countless rankings were like dominoes, one by one, neatly arranged, solemn. After worshipping the ancestors, the eldest grandson Chong was accidentally squeezed and bumped into the tablets in front of him, only to see these tablets fall down one after another.

Changsun Chong didn't figure out what was going on, and after pouring countless tablets, God finally had eyes and stopped in front of a more fancy tablet, which turned out to be Changsun Chong's tablet.

There are gods three feet above their heads, and their ancestors are looking at them on their heads, and all the eldest grandchildren and descendants have knelt on the ground and kowtowed to their ancestors.

Although Changsun Chong is an atheist, his father is honestly kneeling, can he, as a son, still stand and accept his father's kneeling!

Just when Changsun Chong knelt on the ground, kowtowing reverently, praying in his heart for these ancestors to bless their family with peace and health and prosperous business, a ray of light poured out from Changsun Chong's tablet and shrouded Changsun Chong's body.

Everyone respected their ancestors, but when they saw such a scene, they thought it was a movie, until the eldest grandson Chong was shrouded in the aperture, and his figure gradually became transparent and disappeared.

The eldest grandson's father saw that his son had become transparent, and the eldest grandson's mother hurried to catch his son, crying: "Son, son, son ・・・・・・"

Everyone was stunned, it turned out to be true, and the people who had just stood up knelt down again and kowtowed reverently.

The eldest grandson's father and eldest grandson's mother couldn't accept the fact that their son couldn't be seen in public, so they called the police to search, turned the world upside down, and didn't find the eldest grandson.

The eldest grandson rushed in front of everyone and disappeared mysteriously, which made many people puzzled. Eldest grandson's father, eldest grandson's mother found countless authoritative figures to help find it, but Da still found nothing!

The eldest grandson's mother washed her face with tears, and the eldest grandson's father regretted it, spent 200 million yuan, recognized the ancestor who had been dead for more than a thousand years and had not seen him, and lost his son, it was really too cheating!

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