Chapter 25 is very perverted
Yang Guang was stunned for a moment, he never thought that he would become a big hero when he took the initiative to see the Dog Emperor, but he was also a little serious and stopped laughing, "By the way, Xiao Tao, I just went to this Manager Li to have a little friendship with the Sui State Mansion, but does he have any weaknesses?" In addition to the greed for money? ”
Even if Yang Guang underestimated Yu Wenyun, the genuine emperor, he would not underestimate this eunuch with special energy, and he didn't need to use his history to judge, just after more than 1,000 years, those court dramas would become extra cautious of the big eunuchs. They are not ordinary people, physically disabled, psychopathic, telling right and wrong, and wielding power.
Xiao Tao listened and immediately looked left and right cautiously, and after making sure that no one was eavesdropping and it was safe enough, he turned around and whispered with a red face, "This dead eunuch still likes to bully women, I went to him to do errands, and several times I bumped into the little palace maid running out of his room with a pale face and rags." It's just that he is old in the palace and has won the emperor's favor, and no one dares to say anything, so not many people know about it, and he dealt with those who didn't take care of their mouths for a while! So I see that he is always afraid, his eyes are very bad, and I see ...... It's like there's no clothes on......"
But this time Xiao Tao was wrong, or she didn't know enough about it, because from the first glance when Li Fu looked at Yang Guang with special meaning, Yang Guang fell goosebumps, and scolded in his heart, this old pervert not only likes to torture the little palace maid in different ways, but also likes to play with the beautiful guy!
And looking at the whole Northern Zhou now, is there a more beautiful guy than him? The answer is no, so he immediately experienced the feeling of Xiao Tao being looked at as if he was wearing no clothes in an instant!
Li Fu turned his hands back, arched his body, squinted his old eyes, and kept circling around Yang Guang in the middle of the floor, and his mouth was even more amazed.
"Yes, yes, that's good. People say that the Sui State Mansion has produced a second young master who is unparalleled in the world, not only is he good at martial arts and medical skills, but also looks like a big girl, he used to just look at it from a distance, but now he took a closer look, hehe, it's really pitiful, and it makes people's hearts warm......"
Saying that, he stretched out the old hand that the dead branch moved to pinch Yang Guang's face, Yang Guang was about to vomit, where would he let him succeed, raised his hand and unceremoniously opened the dirty hand on his body, and the brilliance flashed in his eyes, so frightened that the old eunuch staggered a few steps and almost didn't fall!
"Dut, bold, you dare to be unreasonable to the miscellaneous family!"
The old eunuch is usually arrogant, and in addition to the emperor in this palace, the palace maid and eunuch he likes or the beautiful descendant have not been able to get their hands on it, and the second child of the Yang family actually beat him with his hands, and there is clearly murder in his eyes!
"Hmph, I think you don't want to see the emperor, and you don't obediently kneel down to make amends!"
Yang Guang looked down at the little old man who was only less than 1.6 meters tall, and said in his heart, if it weren't for the fact that he was going to fuck that bastard first in front of him, the third master of the emperor would now slap you to death old pervert.
"Where, where, my father-in-law misunderstood, mosquitoes, there were mosquitoes just now, I just hit mosquitoes, it's winter, why are there still so many mosquitoes. By the way, I didn't bring any decent gifts in a hurry this time, only this one, which is a tonic pill that I have been researching with several famous doctors for several years, which was originally intended to be dedicated to the emperor, and now it is given to my father-in-law. In order to relieve the sin of fright just now, taking this pill will not only prolong your life, but also immediately refresh your mind and even restore the power of the dragon and tiger, hehe"
Although he knew that Yang Guangshun was talking nonsense, the second young master of the Sui State Mansion was not something that he Li Fu could offend casually, don't look at the emperor beating and scolding the Tianyuan Imperial Princess, but to put it bluntly, at the critical moment, he still had to let her score three points?
The increasing power of the Sui State Mansion made it difficult for Yuwenyun to sleep and eat, but Yuwenyun couldn't kill the killer, the first was that the Yang family's Dugu family was too strong, and he was not sure about it at all, and secondly, how to say that Yang Jian was also a national staff and a person on his side, at least nominally, Yang Jian was in the government and the opposition before he dared to be angry and dare not speak out about what he did.
So he was also entangled and painful, but after he learned the news that the second child of the Yang family stayed in the palace to accompany Yang Lihua, he immediately thought of a brilliant plan to plant blame!
Others don't know this, but Li Fuke, who is Yuwenyun's confidant, knows it well, so he also borrowed the steps to go down, "I said, how could Yang Zhu's national religion be so good." Take it over and show it to the miscellaneous family, does this really work? ”
He asked in his mouth, but his eyes were full of excitement, because the pills developed by Yang Guang were as famous as the poems written by Yang Guang, and I don't know how many people were vying to get a few pills to taste.
"Of course it works, take one pill half an hour before eating in the morning, to ensure that my father-in-law will be radiant and radiant in less than a month, hehe."
As for the specific medicine for this old pervert, probably only Yang Guang himself knows, anyway, the pedantic doctors in the palace will never be able to check what ingredients are in it.
Hey! Old pervert, the third master let you die in the high dynasty unconsciously silent!
Play ruthlessly with the third master, you are still far away, the third master can cure diseases and save people, and he will poison people!
Actually, in fact, the latter is slightly better, hehe.
Yu Wenyun was drunk last night and originally went to Tianzuo Palace to find Yu Chi Chi to vent, but she didn't expect to ignore her red tide period and want to take the opportunity to play something more exciting, Yu Chi, a slut, swore to death.
This reminded him of the scene when Yang Lihua taught him a righteous lesson the day before yesterday.
actually said that he wasted his political achievements, only knew how to spoil women, only knew how to go around, and did not have the appearance of a virtuous monarch. Hmph, and the old and cunning Dugu Jialuo, okay, Yang Jian doesn't come to you. Hmph, sooner or later, I'll even do it to you, a half-old!
Half an hour ago, Li Fu came in to report to Yang Guang that the little rabbit cub brought a gift to make amends for his sister, hmph, then kneel outside the hall first. Yang Guang, this little rabbit cub is the heart and soul baby of Yang Jian's family, yesterday he entered the palace with Dugu Jialuo, and his eyes at that moment clearly had a great rebellious heart, since the little rabbit cub dared to send it to the door by himself, then let you have no return, let Yang Jian and Dugu Jialuo also remember their surnames for a long time, and also know that he is the emperor and the boss of the Northern Zhou Dynasty!
Those who are interested will obediently spit out some military power, otherwise, see who can fight whom, and see who will be unlucky!
Yang Guang had been kneeling outside the hall for more than half an hour, his legs were sore, and he knew that this was Yuwenyun giving him a horse. Grandma's, he didn't want to kneel at all, but that damn Li Fu insisted that it was the emperor's majesty's dictation, you old pervert, waiting to eat the third master's elixir, incontinence, sores on the top of the head, pus on the soles of the feet!
But he couldn't show any impatience on his face, for the first time in his life since he crossed over, he felt that it was really better to be an emperor, and to be a genius, a filial son, and a little bully in the Sui State Mansion was nothing at all. It's a pity that he is still many years away from the position of emperor.
He had been kneeling for an hour, but fortunately it was autumn, and if it was summer, he would have suffered from heat stroke. But he still had a pious look on his face, his waist was straight, and he was in order.
And this is definitely not the end, Yu Wenyun insisted on letting him kneel outside the door for two hours, and it was already dusk when he was summoned to meet him.
Yang Guang struggled to get up and move his numb legs, and said in his heart, Yu Wenyun was not a simple character, and this trick was definitely not something that the usual mediocre and violent faint king could make. So he had to be 120,000 careful.
followed Li Fu into the courtyard on the third floor of the Heavenly Palace, and then Li Fu asked him to push the door in by himself.
Yang Guang doesn't know well, is this a trap? But now, even if there is a mountain of swords and a sea of fire in front of him, he has to push the door in, because if he doesn't go in, he will be disrespectful, and if he can't get it, he will be beheaded all over the door.
**(Bastard), this evil old society!