Chapter 270: You, Dead and Dead, Come Down First
The obedient official has been very depressed for the past two days, and he can't figure it out, are these grain merchants brain-dead? Some grain has been shipped over from Ningbo, although for Suzhou, which has a population of one million, it really feels like a drop in the bucket, but doesn't this already show its determination to regulate grain prices? These grain merchants knew that they would offend themselves, but they still desperately raised the price of grain, thinking about silver so much that they didn't even want their heads? Especially since he has already released the news to buy grain from the Ryukyu Kingdom, the price of this grain has actually risen again, and one stone of rice is about to exceed two taels of silver.
Judging from the government dossier in Suzhou over the years, this price is far from exceeding the highest price in history, eight coins of rice, equivalent to one stone of rice and eight taels of silver, the normal year is not good, and the price of one stone of rice can rise to more than four taels of silver.
However, these are all premises, must count the provinces of the drought, and then to the green and yellow months, the price can rise so high, but now, just after the autumn harvest, although the south of the Yangtze River is also dry this year, but far from reaching the point that the imperial court stipulates that the drought must allocate money and grain, at this time, the price of rice has risen to one stone of rice and two taels of silver, which is really abnormal, if it goes on according to this trend, when the green and yellow are not connected, it will almost inevitably rise to seven or eight taels of silver and one stone of rice.
For a while, he couldn't think of any good countermeasures, if he was in Nanjing, he could still let Wenren's grandmother come up with an idea, but he could ...... He thought about it, so he asked people to call An Bixuan, the great eunuch of the Suzhou Weaving South Bureau.
Eunuch An was summoned by Uncle Guo, trembling, but he didn't dare not go, he went to the Humble Administrator's Garden, and was led into the side hall, and before he saw anyone, he quickly rolled over and knelt on the ground, "Slave Xiao Anzi, knock on Uncle Guo's grandfather......"
The head sneered lightly, obviously it was not the voice of Uncle Guo, An Bixuan immediately knew that he had worshiped the wrong person, but he didn't dare to raise his head, this Uncle Guo was a god-killer, in case he committed any taboo and his head fell off, it would not be fun.
"Get up first! He...... I'll be over in a moment. The man above spoke softly to him, and An Bixuan hurriedly sneered: "Where is there a place for a slave here, it's good for a slave to kneel, just kneel." As he spoke, he secretly looked ahead, but it was a girl wearing a goose yellow back, with bright eyes and bright teeth, combing her double bun, and a strand of long hair slipping playfully from the bun to the outside, and suddenly became charming.
She sat sideways on the Nanguan hat chair, half of her body lying on the tea table next to her, and she was holding a brush like a green onion tube, and she frowned slightly at the moment, gnawing on the pen there...... The building in the south, probably like to open the skylight on the roof, the custom is from the Ming Dynasty, especially this Humble Administrator's Garden, now it is the industry of the Wu family, the glass fired by the Wu family can be described as unparalleled in the world, inlaid on the roof, in the eyes of the literati, it is quite wild, can enjoy the moon, view, winter is more and has the effect of heating, it is really a few birds in one fell swoop.
At this time, the sunlight shines in through the glass from the skylight above, and the light cuts through the hair, and the girl's cheeks are decorated with pink and pretty, especially the head is tilted and biting the pen, which is quite a blowjob.
An Bixuan glanced at it twice, then didn't dare to look at it again, lowered her head, but thought in her heart, this girl was combing the maid's bun, but she didn't look like a maid...... Cough! We don't care so much, in short, they are all people around Uncle Guo's grandfather, and we can't be offended, otherwise I'm afraid that there will be no good fruit to eat.
He was thinking nonsense there, and the obedient official walked in from the corridor next to him, followed by Bao Yiman Behori, An Bixuan was suddenly shocked, and quickly fell to the ground.
"It's so cold, wouldn't it be freezing your knees to knees when you kneel on the ground?" After the obedient official sat down, he looked at Eunuch An, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he turned to Bao Yiman and said, "Bring him a futon." ”
An Bixuan originally listened to the first half, and was just about to make a grateful speech, but Uncle Guo's words changed sharply, and he forced Xiao Anzi to swallow the words back into his stomach.
The curvaceous Kunlun slave like a snake girl took the futon to An Bixuan, An Bixuan knelt on the ground for a while, and found that Uncle Guo still didn't speak, knowing that this was Uncle Guo drying himself!
A eunuch like An Bixuan who came out of the palace really saw some things in people's hearts and ghosts, so he naturally didn't dare to say more, so he honestly bowed his head and knelt there.
At this time, Behori brewed coffee for the good official, this coffee is the Wu family knows that the uncle likes overseas objects, specially sent, the ancestor of the Wu family is from the country of Zorfar, the local specialty spices, ** is known as the first in the world, coffee this thing, but also the Arabs first drank it, at this time the Europa people are not popular to drink coffee, and the top people drink tea from the East.
However, it was common in Arab countries to drink this thing, and at this time, the powerful Turkish Ottoman Empire across Europe, Asia and Africa was at war with Spain, which claimed to be the owner of the earth, and coffee as a supply for the Ottoman Empire slowly became known to Europeans and developed.
The good official drinks coffee from Arabia, but at this time, the coffee is added to **, cardamom and other spices, the good official is not used to drinking, so he naturally instructed Bao Iman Behori to learn to make all kinds of fancy coffee in later generations, he doesn't need to make it himself, just need to point out, Bao Iman Behori will naturally dig out his mind to make all kinds of delicious coffee.
Accustomed to the service of Bao Iman Behori, the obedient officials are really getting more and more uncles, especially these two priests who learned the goddess of love and beauty in Europa, and those who know a little bit of Greek history will know that the so-called goddess is actually a memorable woman, so to put it bluntly, that is the set of overseas names, and it is very good to serve people.
The later generations of the generation that Berholy handed to the good official called it Vienna coffee, with a layer of cold whipped cream and various beautiful syrups on it, the good official took it, smiled and handed it to Li Bao'er, "Liubao'er, try this, you haven't drunk it." ”
Biting the pen and counting the account of the rice sent from Ningbo, Liubaoer was interrupted by the obedient official, couldn't help but be angry, reached out and took the teacup, and saw the colorful ones on it, but I liked it, and carefully tasted it, it was slightly cool, fragrant and sweet...... It was very suitable for the spleen and stomach, and I was just a little thirsty, so I couldn't help but open my cherry and drink a big sip, just entered my mouth, and was suddenly scalded and spit out, and then jumped three feet high, while jumping and whirring and whirring my tongue to gasp, and desperately reaching out to fan the wind next to my tongue.
The good official couldn't help but laugh, teasing the little beauty, and the mood was better.
"Zheng Guan......" Liu Bao'er finally retracted her tongue, stared at the obedient official with her eyes crossed and crossed her waist, "You...... Do you want to kill someone? If I die, who will settle accounts for you? ”
"Come, Ben Governor will blow on you, and it won't hurt." The obedient official smiled and stretched out his arms around her waist, lowered his head and took half of her lilac tongue in his mouth, and immediately blocked all the words below Liubaoer, two lumps of blush floated on Jiaojing, and he stretched out his arm to knock him twice, but the obedient official has practiced swords with Chixia since he was a child, and his arm strength is swinging out one by one, and even the hardest skull of a person can be cut into two pieces, which is naturally extraordinary, not to mention holding a girl's house, knocking twice, Liubaoer was suddenly sucked and weak, and hung softly on Uncle Guo's body, It's just that my hands are still bent in front of my chest, and I look like I'm passive.
An Bixuan, who was kneeling on the futon, was almost down to the crotch of his pants, but just because he didn't have eggs didn't mean that he wasn't envious, he was really envious of this uncle and grandfather, and he really had the wind of a flower saint! This should be fourteen years old now, right? Could it be that you are really born to know it?
At this time, Liubaoer's body was soft, and the obedient official let her sit down, and then honestly and unceremoniously straddled Liubaoer's lap, Liubaoer was admittedly clever and thoughtful, but she was only a fifteen-year-old girl after all, where could she stand up to such means, confused and confused with the teasing of her uncle and grandfather, she couldn't help it, so she stretched out her arms to hug each other, and then shyly and timidly, she spit out half of the fragrant little tongue, and the two tongues chased me for a while, and then I felt that my delicate body was hot, and my arms tightened unconsciously, I can't rub it into each other's arms...... After entangling for a while, Liu Bao'er felt that the obedient official was sitting on her lap and pressed heavily, and finally took the opportunity to withdraw the lilac tongue, at this time, she felt that the tip of her tongue was a little numb, and she couldn't help but whisper shyly: "You are so rude...... Dead and heavy, you come down first......"
Daming women are actually quite open, especially the daughters from rich and noble families such as Bao'er, like them, before the wedding, the groom will sleep with their most intimate maid is a blind eye, as for the so-called [double flying] Yunyun in later generations, there is no pressure on them, and the groom **, always intimate maid to step on the groom's buttocks, these are will be educated, can be described as the basic exercises necessary for ladies.
Therefore, now that Bao'er has clearly known her position, not to mention that she is surrounded by maids like Bao Yiman Bei Horui and eunuchs like Xiao Anzi, she naturally will not do anything to slap Uncle Guo's mouth in anger, in fact, even in the later Dream of Red Mansions, Lin Daiyu often eats and sleeps with Baoyu, until she is about to die in the end, and then she struggles to let the maid Zijuan show her Shougong Sand in front of outsiders to show her chastity...... Therefore, there is a silver thief who summed it up well: women are tough on the lips and prosperous in their hearts, and no woman is unwilling to do so, but he is afraid that the man's mouth will be unstable. For a woman, face is always more important than her body, and if you give her face, you will naturally be able to enjoy her body.
At this time, the good official listened to what she said interestingly, so he laughed in a low voice: "This is still heavy!" That's mainly because the posture is wrong, let's change the posture, and you won't feel ...... heavy," he said, leaning over his head and whispering a few words in Liubao'er's ear.
An Bixuan, who was kneeling in front of him, was already listening to it hotly, and at this time he couldn't help but prick up his ears to listen carefully, but he wanted to listen to what kind of witty words this uncle said, he almost subconsciously, he pressed his hands on the futon, his buttocks were slightly pouted, and his head was even more sideways, if you look closely at his ears, you can even see his ears twitching and moving.
"I think I'm sitting on your lap and crushing! That ......"
An Bixuan couldn't help but exert force on his knees, bowed slightly, and pouted his butt higher, eager to lean his head over.
"I'll lie on top of you, and you won't feel heavy when you keep it."
Liubaoer is everyone's lady, everyone at this age has begun to receive similar education, and she will definitely not understand, of course she understands what this means, when her cheeks are red, and then, a touch of red is like silk, and she will render it along her cheeks to her neck, rendering the entire slender and white neck thoroughly, and the interlocking bones are red, you can imagine how shy she is at this time.
As for An Bixuan, who was kneeling on the ground, he immediately swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and his heart itched as if ants were crawling: Hey! The eunuch is an incomplete man, if my little Anzi is like Uncle Guo...... He was eager to shout [I will take his place] to vent his anger, and was thinking nonsense, when he suddenly heard a deep voice asking, "What did Zhang Whale let you say to those grain road transportation officials?" ”
An Bixuan subconsciously said: "The factory said that if you can't do anything, let Suzhou be in chaos......" halfway through speaking, he immediately reacted, and his face immediately faded all the blood and became pale.
The obedient official stood up from Liubao'er, sneered, Wang Qinian investigated this An Bixuan, this guy is a eunuch of the South Bureau of Weaving, and secondly, he is in charge of the work of the East Factory in Suzhou.
Although the entire Suzhou Weaving Bureau was taught by him Zheng Guofan last time, it does not mean that these eunuchs will all listen to him, you know, after all, he is the uncle of the country, and these people are eunuchs, and the only ones who can really manage them are the eunuchs and ancestors in the palace.
This is the reason why the obedient official deliberately molested Liubao'er, otherwise, he Zheng obedient official would not have to be starved like this in front of this dead eunuch.
After deceiving An Bixuan's words, the obedient official immediately shouted, "Wang Qinian." ”
"Humble duty." Outside, Wang Qinian with more than a dozen brocade guards suddenly rushed in, with a bright flying fish suit on his body, an embroidered spring knife on his waist, the sun cast, and suddenly pressed the shadows of more than a dozen people on An Bixuan's body, and An Bixuan, who was shrouded in the whole shadow, trembled with his mouth, even if he knelt on the futon, his legs trembled for a while, and then, a stream of water spread from his crotch, and suddenly there was a strange smell emanating out.
The obedient official immediately frowned, and was just about to ask Wang Qinian to pull this guy out, but he didn't want An Bixuan to puff to the ground, and hugged his legs, "Uncle Guo, Uncle Guo, spare your life, Uncle Guo, slave maid, slave maid is also on mission, you immortals fight, slaves and maids are all poor people without roots, and they can't help themselves, Uncle Guo......"
He hugged the thigh of the obedient official, cried with tears and snot, Wang Qinian saw that it was not right, and glanced at the left and right, and the two brocade guards suddenly went up, grabbed An Bixuan on the left and right, and dragged it twice, but he didn't move.
Wang Qinian suddenly couldn't hold back his face, and shouted in a low voice: "Waste, what are you doing to eat." As he spoke, he was about to drag An Bixuan in person, but he was a good official, shook his hand at him, and simply sat on the Nanguan hat chair next to him, Liu Bao'er next to him was a little pale, and his eyes looked at the good official, "You...... Are you making fun of me? ”
Belch! This, the obedient official's face suddenly became embarrassed, and at this time, the sycophant Wang Qinian suddenly knelt down, "All the mistakes in the past are all the fault of the lowly position, and it is the lowly position that found out this An Bixuan...... In short, this idea is lowly and degraded, Xiao ......" He struggled for a moment, not knowing what to call Liubao'er, and immediately vaguely confused," ...... If you want to scold and beat, just beat and scold the despicable position! ”
The obedient official breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, he also felt that it seemed a bit unruly to Bao'er like this, but if he used a normal method, this An Bixuan might not be willing to confess, not to mention that if the matter was big, it would be equivalent to openly turning his face with Zhang Whale, which was not very appropriate, you know, even if his elder sister Concubine De Niangniang was favored in front of Wanli, it was impossible, saying that for Concubine De, all the eunuchs who had to be used in front of him were scolded and scolded and even dismissed, after all, many things in the royal family still need these eunuchs to do.
Therefore, although this strategy is a bit shameless, it has to be used, and sure enough, he cheated An Bixuan's words, knowing that Zhang Whale is now joining forces with those grain and river channels and the yamen, he will naturally prescribe the right medicine, so that he will not be able to figure out who is making trouble behind his back, it will be too passive and politically incompetent.
Someone carries the black pot, it's really good! The obedient official sighed secretly, glanced at Wang Qinian, and felt that this guy could be promoted again, so he said to Bao'er with a salivating face: "This...... You see......"
Liubao'er stood up suddenly, grabbed the account book on the tea case with both hands, fell hard, and said with a crying voice: "Zheng Guan, you are so shameless, you don't even ......want to take this responsibility" Saying that, covering his face with both hands, he turned around and ran away, leaving the stunned obedient official, and the rest of the Jinyi guards quickly lowered their heads, this matter, it is better to pretend not to see it.
Bending down to pick up the ledger, the obedient official sighed and said to himself, "Hey! It's hard for me! Why doesn't anyone understand me! Ultraman is naturally going to fight the little monsters, and my Uncle Zheng Guo is naturally going to fight in the officialdom, I want to mingle with you girls every day, maybe you have to dislike me for being uncourageous, I just know how to circle around the girl's skirt......"
Wang Qinian didn't know what Ultraman meant by beating the little monster, but this did not prevent him from pleading guilty to Uncle Guo, "It's all humble and unsatisfactory, and he failed to do a good job for Uncle Guo......"
The obedient officer waved his hand, "Okay, okay, I don't blame you for this." "Then I felt like I was a little bit of a conflict with the girl Liubao'er! Every time she turned her head and ran, she sighed at the moment, pressed the account book on the tea table next to her, and then asked An Bixuan, who was still tugging on her clothes: "Xiao Anzi, if you know each other and explain things clearly from beginning to end, I don't remember your grudges, you can give Zhang Whale a secret performance and ask to be transferred from Suzhou to another place, if you don't make it clear, I know that you have a little bit of deception, don't blame me for being ruthless, I heard that you still have an old mother in the ......hall at home."
An Bixuan shuddered, and immediately hit his head on the ground with a bang, "The slave has something to say, and she will never dare to lie......"
"Say." The obedient official drank loudly, and picked up the tea cup from the tea table next to him, which was the Vienna coffee that Fang Liubaoer had drunk, and at this time it was drunk into his mouth, slightly hot, very fragrant, and with a strong fragrance and the sweet tail of sugar.
"Uncle Guo, you are engaged in the East India Company, although there are long live the shares of the Lord in it, but there are too many people who have offended, the military guards of the grain road, the river, the Caoyun, the Nanzhili, Hebei, Henan, and Shandong Divisions, plus the Lang officials of several departments in Nanjing, but they all hate Uncle Guo, you hate it to the teeth......" An Bixuan knelt on the ground, although his crotch was cold, and goosebumps stood up on his body, but he didn't dare to make any move, for fear of being misunderstood and cut off his head, and spit out the matter word by word. It is not a loss that the eunuch who has studied in the inner study, if he has been boiling for 20 years, he may not be able to mix in the master of ceremonies to do a pen.
(To be continued)