Chapter Twenty-Three: Qin Shi Huang's Night Pot
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It's been a long time since I've entered the mysterious apocalyptic space, and the future people there are all masters who see antiques, and he doesn't have good antiques in his hands, and he's embarrassed to ask to go in.
"There's an antique ahead!" Suddenly heard a machine electronic sound in his head, frightened Changsun Chong for a moment, turned around and looked around, except for the big pillar, the second pillar, just him, where did that voice come from.
"Why are you stunned, the woman in front of me has a bronze from the Warring States period in her hand, and if you collect it, you can exchange it for a lot of time energy." A mechanical voice sounded again, and Changsun Chong understood that it should be a person from the apocalyptic space. It seems that the antiques he sent in last time have worked, and now they can call the shots to him.
The eldest grandson Chong looked up and looked ahead, it turned out to be the daughter-in-law of Yang Damo's family, who didn't know how many people ranked, and was pouring a night pot into the dung pit. The night pot with blue and green in the black is actually the Warring States bronze needed by the mysterious space. From the Warring States period to the Tang Dynasty, I don't know how many people have used it, and it is estimated that the taste is very "thick and rich"
Although the eldest grandson Chong has no cleanliness fetish, if he wants to ask him to come forward and ask for a night pot, he feels disgusted and can't eat.
Changsun Chong turned to leave, but the prompt sound in his head sounded again, and he said: "Changsun Chong, that is the night pot used by Qin Shi Huang, which contains more time energy than the bunch of Tang Dynasty utensils you sent us." ”
"Then I can't go up and ask a woman to ask for a night pot, I will definitely be regarded as a hooligan!" The eldest grandson Chong was disdainful, refuted in his mind, and didn't want to pay attention to it.
Unexpectedly, that person could actually hear what Changsun Chong was thinking in his head, which startled Changsun Chong, and asked in his heart: "How do you know what I think in my heart?" ”
"Hehe, you are our only friend in contact with the outside world, we will respect your ** and will not interfere with your thoughts and actions. But we really want that Qin Shi Huang's night pot, and we know that you need to win over the nobles now, and you are in a hurry to talk about it. We have here a lot of military training methods that are also applicable to the Tang Dynasty, as well as a detailed map of the Tang Dynasty and the surrounding Turks, Goryeo, Nanzhao and other places. The people inside were a little anxious and hurriedly said the chips of the transaction.
Hehe, in the past, it was his eldest grandson who rushed to ask for the end of the world, and now they are begging me, so they must be slaughtered.
"Hehe, since you need it so desperately, then I will reluctantly ask for it. It's just that I still need how to make a waterwheel. By the way, it would be nice if you could make it easy for me to make these things. You have to understand me, I will be suspicious if I take out so many good things at once. If I knew it myself, remember, if others doubted, I could still make up the dreams of the gods. The eldest grandson Chong smiled, very deceitful.
Da Zhu, Second Pillar, I don't know why the eldest young master showed such an "obscene" expression when he saw a young woman pouring a night pot, could it be that the eldest young master was born in a solid state?
"Well, yes, we have a way to make you able to accept this knowledge quickly, but it hurts a little, I don't know if you want to?"
A manly man, what is it if it hurts, he said in his heart: "Yes! ”
Changsun Chong stared at the night pot several times, but he was embarrassed to come forward to ask for it, how to say that he was also the first noble son in Chang'an, and opened his mouth to ask a woman for the night pot, and said it.
"Dazhu, that night pot is good, please come over." The eldest grandson Chong thought that there were two followers by his side!
Da Zhu was puzzled and said in embarrassment: "Young Master, we have a night pot at home, and the little steamed buns are taken in every night and taken out in the morning." ”
How can Changsun Chong explain that it is a night pot used by Qin Shi Huang, it is very precious, and he is very useful!
"I don't care, I have a fancy for her nightpot." Eldest Sun Chong waved his hand, "You guys go and get it for me!" ”
Erzhu was puzzled, scratched his head, and said, "You are the one who takes a fancy to the night pot, right?" ”
Dazhu hurriedly persuaded and said: "Young master, you can't rob the people's daughter, if the master knows, he will beat you again!" ”
"Who said I had a crush on the person with the night pot! Come, I whisper to you, there is something very important on that night pot, you believe me, whether you steal it or rob it, tonight, I want to see a clean night pot under my bed. The eldest grandson flicked his sleeves and threw the hot potato to the two men.
The big pillar and the two pillars looked at each other and didn't know what to do?
"Big brother, why don't we go to their house and buy it?" Erzhu thinks that the young master is too weird, why is he looking for someone else's night pot if he has nothing to do?
Dazhu felt that it was inappropriate, if they really went to buy the night pot that had been used by the family for a long time, it was estimated that no matter where they went in the village, they would be pointed at.
"It's not good, it's better like this, the people in Yang Damo's family will go to the field later, and the two of us will go over the wall to their house to steal it." Dazhu couldn't afford to lose that person, so he thought of stealing.
"No, big brother, how can I be a thief!" Erzhu disagreed.
"We're not thieves for nothing, I have a tael of silver here, and I can buy several new night pots." Dazhu explained, anyway, the night pot is not worth much, since the young master wants it, they can only try their best to get it.
"Big brother, I don't dare, you go and steal it, I'll give you the wind!" Erzhu is timid and has no idea.
"Okay, you give me the wind!"
Waiting for Yang Damo's family to go down to the field with farm tools, Erzhu took the wind, and Dazhu stole the night pot from Yang Damo's house, but there were several in the family, and Dazhu didn't pay attention to which one the little daughter-in-law was holding in her hand just now, put a tael of silver on the dining table, and took away all the night pots.
Although these night pots have been cleaned in the morning, they may still have some urine scratching smell in them because they have been used for a long time.
"Young Master, I've got it all back." Dazhu poured the night pot from the sack on the ground.
The eldest grandson was stunned, there are several night pots, which one is!
The eldest grandson shouted in his heart, "Which one do you want?" Hurry out and get out! The eldest grandson Chong pinched his nose.
"It's the biggest." A voice came from the post-apocalyptic space, "That stinks, you get some soapy water bubbles!" ”
The eldest grandson Chong despised it, wanted things, and hated it, but in order to exchange for more things, he asked Dazhu to put things in soaphorn water and throw away the other night pots.
In the evening, Changsun Chong took the night pot wrapped in paper and soaked for a day, waiting for the opening of the mysterious apocalyptic space.
The eldest grandson rushed into the mysterious apocalyptic space, and was blocked by the obscene man Zhang again, and said: "Boy, I have a super strong pill here, to ensure that the golden gun will not fall overnight, there are countless maidens, and you can ・・・・・・ as long as you want."
"Uncle Zhang, I'm not an adult, you can't sell Chengren products to me all day long! You're not doing me a curse! The eldest grandson rushed away the owner of the Chengren supplies store who was about to pounce on him.
The lewd opened his eyes and said with a hippie smile: "You can't use it, you can buy it for your father!" ”
Changsun Chong really had the urge to beat this lewd zhang, clenched his hand and released it and clenched it again, taking a deep breath! His father's son and daughter have already given birth to eighteen years old, and they can't be reborn anymore, and they can't afford to raise them!
"Uncle Zhang, if you want something, just say it, don't sell this thing to me again, I can't use it, I can't use it!" Eldest Sun Chong said with a glare.
The lewd Zhang squeezed his eyebrows, stopped the shoulders of the eldest grandson, and said, "Good boy, I even know what I think!" You know, I admire the great female surname very much, can you steal the belly pocket of the eldest grandson queen and give it to me? What's in my store, you can pick it! ”
Eldest Sun Chong thought he hadn't heard clearly, and asked, "What did you say?" ”
The lewd Zhang rubbed his hands shyly and said obscenely: "The belly pocket of the eldest grandson queen!" ”
Changsun Chong grabbed the placket of his obscene clothes with both hands, and said sharply: "If you want me to die, say it early, Empress Changsun, that's my aunt, you actually asked me to steal my aunt's belly pocket, that's too obscene!" If people know, I'm not as good as being scolded as a beast! You also said it, Empress Eldest Sun, Queen! Then her husband is Li Er, the boss of the Tang Dynasty, if he knew that I stole his wife's underwear, he would not have buried me alive! Look at how old you are, call you Uncle Zhang, you are good, pit me all day long! ”
Push hard, ignore the lewd Zhang.
"Oh, young man, don't be angry! I'm just kidding you! Actually, I want to see what kind of clothes the Tang Dynasty lady wears, can you bring me one next time? The obscene Zhang stood up and said with a smile.
"Well, okay, I'll bring you in next time." Changsun Chong knows that everyone here is not simple, even if it is selling Chengren supplies, he had better not offend, maybe which brother can't do it, and he still asks for this guy!
"Thank you, young man, what do you need, just say, all kinds of medicines, lubricants ・・・・・・"
The eldest grandson flicked his sleeves and ran away・・・・・・
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