Hearing this, Liu Ming, like Liu Bei, who was a hero of green plum cooking wine, panicked and dropped all the chopsticks in the bowl on the ground. He didn't expect that at this moment, he would actually meet Jing Gong, who shook the ancient and modern times.

This Wang Anshi, he remembered learning it in high school textbooks, and later participated in political affairs in the official residence, and was a very popular minister. It's just that I didn't expect to be so sloppy when I was young, with unkempt hair, casual clothes, or to put it mildly, debauchery.

Liu Ming wanted to chat with Wang Anshi for a few more days, but heard a loud whisper next to him.

"Brother Wang, in Su Dongpo, Xiameizhou, I have admired the name for a long time." Su Shi said with a spring breeze on his face.

Wang Anshi immediately got up and said humbly: "Dongpo's poems, I have read them below, and I really can't even pick out any shortcomings. ”

Su Shi saw that Wang Anshi spoke upright and undisguised, and he also liked it very much, and laughed, "Then Brother Wang must make persistent efforts, read more poetry books, strive to learn rich, and criticize Su's poems to the fullest." ”

Wang Anshi saw Su Shihao's magnification, and his speech was also very interesting, and he was also very happy in his heart, and said: "I will definitely do this in the future." ”

Liu Ming was beside him, and he couldn't help laughing. I thought that this Su Shi was really a generation of poets, who could go up to the hall and the kitchen, and could not only mingle with the general public, but also chat very happily with strange people like Wang Anshi.

It's just that at the moment, even Liu Ming doesn't know that Su Shi and Wang Anshi, two close friends in the literary world and two enemies in the political world, have staged a lot of turbulent and tangled stories in the years to come.

As soon as Su Shi came out of the restaurant, a group of tributes also walked out behind, shouting that they were full and wanted to go shopping on the street.

Su Shi, Wang Anshi and Liu Ming chatted happily in the front, and the dozen or so tributes in the back were also talking and in a good mood after eating and drinking.

The group walked and walked, and saw a gentleman selling hexagrams on the side of the road, opening a fortune shop, pasting a big sword with gold paper, and writing a trick at the bottom: Proficient in "Zhou Yi". Discern the Six Kings. Zhan Qianxiang knows astronomy, geography and feng shui. The five stars know deeply, and the fortune and misfortune are like gods; The secret of the three lives, the rise and fall of success or failure.

Seeing this, all the tributes were interested, and they all wondered how to let the fortune seller calculate the luck of this palace test.

The fortune teller, when he saw this group of tributes coming over, said in a loud voice: "No one asks about the cold window for ten years, and the world knows that he has become famous in one fell swoop. ”

This sentence hit the hearts of several tributes, and they were ready to take out their pockets to count a hexagram.

"Sir, this is a copper coin, you can do the math." A tribute priest placed the money at the fortune teller's desk.

The fortune teller half-squinted his eyes: "Are the princes trying to calculate their future?" Is it possible to rank in Jiuqing as an official residence? ”

The priest replied, "If you can calculate it, it will be very good." ”

"Master Gongshi, it can be calculated, but I'm afraid that this copper coin can't be counted as an official position of two million yuan that year......" The fortune teller smiled, meaning that the money was still too little.

"That'...... How much does it cost? Gongshi asked.

The fortune teller said: "Ten taels of silver, you can know the blessings and misfortunes of future marriage, and the longevity of wealth." ”

When the tributes heard ten taels of silver, they were all a little silent, this price is indeed a bit high. Besides, this fate is not accurate...... Everyone has no score in their hearts.

The fortune teller seemed to see through everyone's psychology, and knocked on his palm with a folding fan in his hand and said: Looking at the future, you need to open your eyes and fold your life and fortune. Ten taels of silver, and when I earn it, I also use it to buy medicine to replenish my body. He glanced at Liu Ming, stroked his beard and said with a smile: "Hui Yuanlang, why don't you count it as a hexagram?" ”

Hearing this sentence is unexpected. This fortune teller, among these dozen people, was the first to recognize Liu Ming as Huiyuan, and he can be regarded as having some ability.

Liu Ming was about to speak, but was preempted by Wang Anshi. Wang Anshi said disdainfully: "These fortune tellers are all strange people who rely on gods and ghosts to fool people. ”

As soon as these words came out, those tribute scholars who wanted to tell fortunes glared at Wang Anshi angrily, afraid that he would annoy the fortune teller.

The fortune teller was not annoyed, looking at Wang Anshi who was silent for a while, pinching his fingers and muttering to himself, after a while, he spoke: "Brother Anshi and I have first met, why don't you give it below?" ”

As soon as these words came out, the tributes all had shocked expressions on their faces. The fortune teller pointed out that Liu Ming was Huiyuan at the beginning, and then pointed out Wang Anshi's name in a short period of time, which was simply unfathomable.

Hearing this, Wang Anshi looked at the corner of the street in a blink of an eye, his face changed, not only was he not surprised, but he sneered, and arched his hand: "This half-immortal is so powerful, then ask the half-immortal to calculate a hexagram below, calculate it accurately, and present his house deed below." If it's not accurate, then please don't appear on this street. ”

All of a sudden, it changed from ordinary fortune-telling to high gambling, which surprised everyone present.

The fortune teller's face changed, but he didn't expect Wang Anshi to set off such a big gamble without any warning.

"How...... Half-immortals scared? Wang Anshi's eyes were as solid as a rock.

"Nonsense......" said the fortune teller with a forced smile, "since the prince is so willing to calculate his own property for a future, his heart can be learned." I'll count the previous hexagram. ”

Wang Anshi generously sat in front of the fortune teller and said, "Come on, half immortal, count my face." ”

The fortune teller took a deep breath, looked at Wang Anshi's face and said, "Your Excellency's heavenly court is full, the earth pavilion is round, and he was originally a very human minister. Helpless...... This hall is black, and it seems to have a bloody disaster......"

"Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law...... the fortune teller began to pinch his fingers and calculate, "The wealth is weak, Tai Sui sits on the head, and there will be disaster if there is no disaster...... We have to find a way to solve the problem. ”

Wang Anshi and Liu Ming glanced at each other, and they both smiled suddenly, and the two of them completed the hints that only they understood.

Wang Anshi sat still, stared at the fortune teller with bull's eyes, and asked, "You said that my Yin Tang is black?" ”

This sentence made the tributes next to them puzzled, thinking that even if this fortune teller was not right, this Yin Tang was black, which was obvious to all.

The fortune teller swallowed his saliva and said firmly: "Wang Gongshi, your Yin Hall is black, and there is a disaster of blood light, I am sure of this." ”

Wang Anshi looked up to the sky and smiled, his momentum was like a rainbow: "Yintang is black? Amusing! Then, he made a gesture that stunned the scholars on the scene.

This Wang Anshi stretched out his hand and rubbed it back and forth on his forehead, only to see pieces of dirt falling off one after another, revealing a smooth forehead.

Wang Anshi pointed to his head and said loudly: "I just haven't taken a bath for more than ten days, which is also called Yintang black?" ”

Liu Ming was also so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth. The scene of Wang Anshi rubbing the mud on his face with his hands can be described by Liu Ming's words on the Internet in his previous life-

It's too beautiful to look at.

Under the whole world, like Wang Jinggong, rubbing mud in public to repel half-immortals is also a great spectacle!

Those tributes exploded, thinking that you, Wang Anshi, are really deceitful and unkind, and we can't even understand your skin color when you took the exam in the same year.

At the same time, they also had doubts about the level of the half-immortal, and those who wanted to take out the silver to tell fortunes stuffed the silver back into the money bag.

The fortune teller was also dumbfounded when he met Wang Anshi's national treasure of rubbing mud, thinking that he had been telling hexagrams for more than ten years, and what he said was half-truths and half-truths, which made people guess, and he would not refute them all at once. Now it's capsized in the gutter.

Wang Anshi continued to taunt: "Fortune teller, give you another chance, you said that we are three tributes, which one of them is likely to be in the flower?" He casually pulled two tributes.

The fortune teller sweated from his forehead and slowly raised his right hand.

"You want to stretch out a finger and tell us that the secret of heaven must not be revealed." Wang Anshi suddenly grabbed the other party's hand and asked, "Isn't it?" ”

The fortune teller was embarrassed.

"Brother Wang, why did he stretch out a finger?" One of the tributes was still puzzled.

Wang Anshi criticized mercilessly: "I said, Brother Wu, you still don't understand? How did you get into the Gongshi? ”

That Wu Gongshi himself couldn't get used to Wang Anshi, he blushed and said hurriedly: "It's not that I'm not the only one who doesn't understand, you ...... Do you get it? ”

Several tributes also shook their heads.

Wang Anshi wanted to scold you pig-like teammates, so he said to Liu Ming, "Hui Yuanlang, you explain it to them." ”

Liu Ming, who had not said a word just now, stood up and said, "This belongs to the sophistry of the fortune teller. If one of the three people is admitted, this finger means that one person can be admitted; I was admitted to two, and this finger represents one who failed the list; All three of them were admitted, and this finger means that none of them failed to pass the exam; If none of the three of them pass the test...... Liu Ming said with a smile, "This finger means that none of them can pass the test." ”

However, he just clearly said Wang Anshi's name, and you are Hui Yuanlang. How can this be explained? One of the tributes asked.

Liu Ming smiled slightly, snapped his fingers slightly, and two family members came over from the corner of the street, one of them grabbed a child's neck and escorted him to the fortune teller.

"These two children are his eyeliner." Liu Ming explained, "Just now, Brother Wang and I were eating noodles at the noodle stall, and these two children eavesdropped on the side and told the fortune teller our information. So, this fortune teller got hold of our information and used it to deceive. ”

Wang Anshi also interjected on the side, "I just heard him say my name in an instant, as if he had prepared in advance, and I felt that something was wrong." As he stared at the children on the corner in his panic, he understood why. ”

He glanced at the fortune teller, "Why don't you hurry up and close the stall and leave?" Do you want me to report to Kaifeng Mansion Yin? ”

The fortune teller immediately hurriedly cleaned up the stall, thinking that this time he had really met two Yama princes. He begged for mercy: "A few Gongshi masters, the little ones are really uneducated, so they can only rely on this to make a living. collided with a few Gongshi masters, and the villain made amends to you. ”

The fortune teller begged for mercy again and again, but the wolf was defeated and fled.

This situation made Su Shi very emotional. He laughed and chanted loudly: "The sea turtle once bullied the frogs in the well, and the roc spread its wings around the end of the world. There are more strong players in the strong, don't boast in front of others. ”