Chapter 1021: The Eastern Martyr and the Western Virgin
Chapter 1021 The Eastern Martyr and the Western Virgin
Fang Ergongzi had already prepared, and when he heard Sima Bonan's words so straightforward, he shrugged his shoulders and said to Huang Shanhong, "Huang County Order, Sima Bonan is pure nonsense, those two beauties Fang Mou have already given it to him, but he hasn't given the money to Fang Mou yet." ”
Sima Bonan was on fire at that time, he closed the fan and pointed at Fang Yiai and scolded, "You shameless villain, when did you give the beauty to my son?" "Of course Sima Bo Nan is very popular, those two beauties are all standing next to Fang Yiai, how can they look like Sima Bo Nan who follows him?
Fang Yiai ignored Sima Bonan, at this time, Qi Nuoyan looked out, and nodded at Fang Yiai, and then Fang Ergongzi laughed. Sima Bonan really didn't understand what Fang Yiai wanted to play, and was about to ask, so he saw Fang Yiai applaud, and before the applause fell, he saw two terrifying people walking into the lobby. Why do you say horror, because these two people look too ugly, these are two women, a fat man, a thin man, the fat one is more than 200 pounds, the fat face is still smeared with oozing rouge powder, the thin one is even more terrifying, there are bones left all over the body, look at the thin arms and legs, I am really afraid that a gust of wind can blow the waist off.
A group of sons and daughters were like seeing ghosts, and they all took two steps back with cold air. In fact, Concubine Yang was also taken aback, is there such an ugly-looking woman in this world, and then looking at Qi Nuoyan's calm and calm expression, she guessed that Fang Erlang made it.
These two women were indeed found by Fang Yiai, and when they passed by the teahouse, Qi Nuoyan instructed the servants to do things. In Chang'an City, there are two stunning, and naturally there are two ugly women, as long as they have lived in the capital for two or three years. You won't know the title of the Eastern Martyr and the Western Virgin. The chaste martyr was originally good, but it was not very good to put it here. Donglie's real name is Che Gillian, this girl has been full of meat since she was a child, and she has grown to more than 240 pounds at the age of fifteen, according to Yu Chi Baoqing's words, this woman is a pig, obviously too fat, and she eats all day long. Che Gillian looks like this, so naturally she can't get married. caused her to want to find a man every day and broke her body, but she just gave money to others and others were so scared that she ran away, and after a long time, Che Gillian gradually got the nickname of Donglie Girl. As for the Western virgin, it is even more speechless. and Che Gillian are completely two extremes, this blue color flower has grown a stumbling face since childhood. And this strange disease. That is, nothing is eaten to grow meat, and it is as thin as skin and bones.
Donglie Nu Xi Zhennu is looking forward to a man every day, this time I heard that there is a boy brother who wants to marry them, and without saying a word, he followed the Qi family servants to the lobby, not to mention that the Qi family servants gave them money, even if they let them pay out. They're all willing. The two chaste martyrs first saw the tall and tall Fang Er Gongzi, so they laughed and pounced, especially Che Gillian's fat body, and she had the momentum of shaking the mountains when she ran. Fang Ergongzi was so frightened that his face turned green. While hiding backwards, he shook his hand and shouted, "Hey, don't, don't look for this son, that son is Sima Bonan!" As soon as he pointed his hand at Sima Bonan, the two chaste martyrs changed their course and threw themselves at Sima Bonan.
Sima Bonan was smiling happily, but when the two major weapons of destruction came over, he didn't react, so Sima Bonan screamed and was hugged by Che Gillian. was hugged by Che Gillian, Sima Bonan felt one word, that is, soft, this body is really fucking soft, how much meat has to be there. Che Gillian hugged Sima Bonan, Lan Caihua unceremoniously pulled Sima Bonan's head and kissed him several times, leaving a lot of saliva, Lan Caihua also shouted affectionately, "Husband, let's go home!" ”
Sima Bo Nan was about to be suffocated to death by Che Gillian's fat body, and when he heard Lan Caihua's terrible words, he almost fainted to death, and after a while, Sima Bo Nan screamed with a white face, "Brothers, hurry, quickly drive these two evil women away, Huang County Order, hurry up!" ”
Sima Bonan shouted happily, but Huang Shanhong ignored him, as for the gang of followers, they rushed up one by one and were shocked back by Che Gillian. After defeating a group of boys, Che Gillian hugged Sima Bo and said with a smile, "Husband, how do you know that the slave family likes to be lively?" Che Gillian was beside herself, and when she smiled again, the thick rouge powder fell straight down, Sima Bonan couldn't stand it anymore, and bent down and vomited. Sima Bonan's vomit, it was really dark.
Concubine Yang is a little sympathetic to Sima Bonan, you said that you have to fight against Fang Erlang, hey, it seems that this Sima family is going to be unlucky, and Sima Bonan will not have any sexual happiness in the future.
Sima Bo Nan vomited all the yellow water out, but Fang Yiai didn't care much, it was time to move seriously, and glanced at Sima Bo Nan, Fang Er Gongzi grinned and said, "Dead Horse Boy, the two beauties have been given to you, do you think our account should be settled?" ”
"Bastard, you dare to trick me, if you want money, this son will kill you first!" Sima Bo Nan looked at Fang Yiai very viciously, if his mouth was big enough, he would swallow this bastard now.
"Oh? Really? Dead Horse Boy, I'm afraid it's not so simple if you want the life of this son, no matter how you say that Fang Mou is also a figure with a head and a face in this capital, in fact, you can kill if you want to? ”
"You look down on yourself too much, so tell me what capital you have, and it will also open my son's eyes!" Sima Bonan laughed, this Fang Er really regarded himself as a green onion.
Pursing his lips, Fang Yiai hugged his arms and looked at Sima Bonan, who was pale with a smile, "Dead horse boy, have you heard of Chang'an Fang's bereavement, of course, you can call the second son!" ”
Hum, Sima Bonan felt that his head was about to explode, shouldn't he be so unlucky to provoke that evil star, Fang Er, it's really stupid, why didn't you think about it before. If this person is really Fang Yi's love, then who is the woman next to Zinoyan? Sima Bonan was stupid for a while, he knew that he had been tricked, and then looked at the two saltless women around him, one fat and one thin, Sima Bonan wanted to die.
Fang Yiai's identity was exposed, and Huang Shanhong didn't need to pretend, he quickly got up and said hello to Fang Yiai, and then respectfully saluted Concubine Yang, "The lower official Chang'an County orders Huang Shanhong, knock to see Concubine Yang!" ”
Concubine Yang? There can be several Yang concubines in the world, and His Majesty has four concubines. Isn't there a Concubine Yang among them, Sima Bonan didn't dare to think about it anymore, he pounced and knelt on the ground, "Concubine Yang, the little one has eyes and doesn't know gold and jade, and I hope Concubine Yang won't blame her, the little one will kowtow to you!" "It's not good to flirt with anyone, to molest His Majesty's woman, isn't this looking for death?
As soon as Sima Bonan knelt on the ground, the gang of boys behind him couldn't stand. They all fell to their knees and kowtowed.
Looking at the sons and buddies who were kneeling on the ground and begging for mercy in front of her, Concubine Yang snorted a little unhappily, she finally understood what game Fang Erlang was playing, and dared to kill Sima Bo Nan at once. Give Sima Bo two saltless women, and get another 100,000 yuan. Coupled with the matter of molesting His Majesty's woman, then the Sima family can still reap the benefits?
I was a little angry in my heart. But at this time, she still chose to cooperate. Glancing at Sima Bonan, she snorted coldly, "Okay, get up, be a good person in the future, now I have a daughter-in-law." Don't hook up outside. Fang Jun, you can do the rest of the things, I'm a little tired! After speaking, Concubine Yang glared at Fang Yiai and led the maid to the outside of the hall.
Fang Er Gongzi touched his nose. smiled helplessly, at this time, it is important to deal with Sima Bonan first, as for Concubine Yang, let's explain it in the future.
After Concubine Yang left, everything went well, Sima Bonan led the two saltless women to leave the county office, and the second son of Fang also successfully got Sima Bonan's money. It is impossible for Sima Bonan to have so much money on him, but the Sima family will definitely send it.
After leaving the county office, Qi Nuoyan couldn't help but sigh with emotion, "This Guan Long family is really not as good as the generation, hey, look at this Sima Bo man, it really makes people laugh and cry!" ”
"Nuoyan, don't worry about others, it's impossible for the Sima family to be angry with this with peace of mind, they don't dare to move, maybe they will find trouble for you!"
"Giggles, second son, Nuoyan listens to you, during this time, Nuoyan is staying at home, so no matter how powerful the Sima family is, can he still come blatantly?"
"Just know in your heart, I will send some people to your house, be more careful in the future, there are more things to do!" Fang Yiai won't talk nonsense, this time Sima Bo Nan was so miserable, and the enmity with the Sima family was also concluded.
Sima Gui's anger was like thunder, and Sima Bonan knelt on the ground and didn't even dare to move, "Rebel, rebel, you don't want to stay in Fenzhou, if you don't go to the capital to make trouble, do you still think that our family has few things?" ”
Sima Guiyou couldn't help but be angry, the matter of the imperial examination had made him anxious, this son is good, if he doesn't help, forget it, and help him, flirting with Yang Shufei, what a crime, Fang Lao Er has made it clear that he wants to put a knife on Sima's neck. Don't look at Fang Yiai now, he hasn't done anything, but he can use this reason to cut the knife down at any time.
Sima Bo Nan knelt on the ground for a while, feeling that Sima Guiyou's voice was quiet, and then she raised her head and said with tears in her eyes, "Father, those two saltless girls, can you?"
It's good that Sima Bo didn't mention it, but as soon as he mentioned the Donglie Female and the Western Virgin, Sima Guiyou shook his hand and slapped him, "Those two women were ordered to you by Concubine Yang, and this Chang'an County Ya testified, do you still want to kill them?" The Father tells you that if you don't want them, you have to endure them. ”
Sima Guiyou's words can be regarded as a death sentence for Sima Bonan, no, facing those two saltless women every day is even more uncomfortable than death.
Sima Bonan was blasted out, Sima Guiyou sat in the chair and gasped, he was really angry, but a voice told her that she must be calm, she can't be messy at this time, she must think of a way.
The night shrouded the land of Longyou, and the cold weather also drove people back to their homes, but the lion tower in the capital was extremely hot at this time. In Chang'an City, in addition to Qingfeng Building and Beauty Building, I am afraid it belongs to the Lion Building, and there are five men sitting in the private room of Jiazi on the third floor, and they are talking about these things together.
"How's it going?" A person asked expressionlessly, and then one of them opened his mouth and replied, "I found it, but Xiao Jiulang left a message when he died, and the map was hidden"
The candle flame flickered, and several people discussed something in each other's ears, and I don't know how long it took, the older man reached out and touched the wine glass on the table, "Everyone, this is our only chance, get the map, open the treasure." Otherwise, we won't end well, so this is our only chance! ”
Obviously they're going to do something, and it's a big risk, but sometimes people become irrational when they go crazy.
The Chinese New Year's Eve is getting closer and closer, and the weather is getting colder and colder, Fang Yuai took time to go to Zuo Wuwei and Long Huwei to reward the soldiers, and the rest of the time was to hide at home and be lazy, Fang Yuai lived in the mansion, and Changle was also happy. The atmosphere of the house is very good, the two elders are also very happy, the Fang family is prosperous, and the two sons have a bright future, can you not be happy? (To be continued......)