Chapter 111, leprosy, clams, and toads want to eat swan meat (Happy Tanabata, I wish everyone "stripped" - get rid of the army of singles. ）

"Hey, fatty, you'll regret what you said." Seeing that no one in his eyes was extremely presumptuous, Lu Zhan instantly said with a cold face.

"Huh, I'll regret it?" The silk shirt's eyes narrowed slightly, and he shot out two angry rays, "What do you call me?" Say it again. What he hated most was that others called him "fat" - although he was fat, he still liked to be flattered by others to praise him for his "good figure", "strong" and "manly".

"Call you fat, aren't you fat? It's all the same as the fat pig in my house that grew up eating water, so it's impossible for me to call you skinny, right? Lu Zhan thought to himself: You kid doesn't look like a good person, who else will you teach if you don't teach you? Lao Tzu has the emperor's support, I'm afraid that you are hairy, is your backstage bigger than the emperor?

"Boom~~", "Gurgle......"

Several women in the carriage couldn't help but laugh out loud when they heard his humorous words.

Is it tolerable or intolerable?

The silk-shirted boy was smoking, and was about to ask someone to clean up Lu Zhan, when he suddenly heard a woman laughing in the carriage, his face changed, and he asked loudly, "Who?" Who else is inside? If I don't say anything, I will have the carriage overturned. ”

"It's your aunt and me. You asked someone to overturn the carriage and try it? "I'm afraid he's really messing up, the little beauty Cai Yan spoke.

Hearing this voice, Yuan Fei, the boy in the silk shirt, shook his body, and suddenly raised his eyebrows with joy, and said with a fat face: "Yo, it turned out to be Sister Wen Ji." I was just joking, don't be surprised. Thinking that she was sitting in the same car with a strange man, I felt extremely unhappy, but I didn't dare to take my anger out on her, so I said through gritted teeth, "I don't know who the man sitting with Sister Wen Ji is?" Please also report your name. Let Yuan get to know him, and entertain him by the way. ”

"Didn't I tell you? I'm Zhanzhao, the guard with a sword in front of the emperor. Lu Zhan could hear that the tone of his voice was obviously threatening, but he was not afraid.

"No kidding, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." Yuan Fei snorted, and then said with "deep affection and misery", "Sister Wen Ji, if you meet me today, I will tell you by the way." Soon, my cousin Yuan Shao will take me to Cai's mansion to propose, if Uncle Cai agrees, you and Wen Ji will become my wives. Haha, Wen Ji, wait for me. If I don't marry you, I will not give up. ”

"I won't marry you if I die." Cai Yan seemed to inadvertently glance at Lu Zhan, who was sitting opposite, and said angrily.

"Hehe, men marry women, the orders of parents, and the words of matchmakers, you are not allowed to obey." Yuan Fei said shamelessly, "Wen Ji, although I am a little worse, but I am very gentle, I have real talent and learning, and my family background is good, how many women have lined up to marry me, but they have all rejected me-you see how affectionate I am for you?" ”

"Get out of here." Cai Yan's angry branches trembled.

"Okay, I'll get out, I'll get out today, and I'll get back when I come. Wen Ji, wait for me. After Yuan Fei finished speaking, he called a few servants and left proudly.

"This kid is Yuan Shao's cousin? It seems that the family background is really not simple. Lu Zhan pondered, turned his head to look at Cai Yan, whose little face was tense and even a little pale, and said, "What does this fat man do?" Is there a bit of a background? ”

"Yuan Fei's father is the current Taifu Yuan Kui, and his cousin is the lieutenant of the Central Military Academy-Hu Ben Zhonglang General Yuan Shao. He asked his cousin to propose marriage to my father several times, but my father didn't agree. In the end, when the person who was bothered to propose his relatives came again, my father set up a difficult problem for all the people who came to my house to propose marriage: the person who came to propose marriage must surpass him in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, otherwise everything would not be discussed. Cai Yan said softly, and his face slowly returned to ruddy.

"Why doesn't he want his father to propose marriage to your father? Why did you ask his cousin to come? Lu Zhan was puzzled.

"I don't know, I don't want to see him anyway."

"Don't worry, he's a toad who wants to eat swan meat, it's pure wishful thinking." Lu Zhandao thought: How can Yuan Fat be worthy of Cai Yan? Only my righteous brother Ma Chaofang is worthy.

"Toad wants to eat swan meat? Poof~~" Cai Yan listened to what he said interestingly, smiled, and glanced at him.

He Qian and Yahuan Xiaoqing couldn't help but cover their mouths and chuckle: This sentence is too apt.

It turned out that Yuan Kui had three sons: Yuan Yi, Yuan Qi, and Yuan Fei. The eldest and the second seem to have inherited Yuan Kui's intelligence and talent, and they are both dashing characters. Only this Yuan Fei seems to have been cast into the wrong fetus, and he should have been cast in the butcher's house, but he was cast in the famous Taifu Mansion. I don't like to study since I was a child, I don't learn if I'm good, and I'm bad at it. Growing up, he doesn't learn anything, he doesn't have much ink on his chest, he is good at eating, drinking, and being domineering.

Half a year ago, he accidentally saw Cai Yan, and was fascinated, so he asked his father to go to Cai's mansion to propose marriage. Yuan Kui knew that his son was not worthy of Cai Yan, so he refused because Cai Yan was too young. But instead he begged his cousin Yuan Shao for help. Under his soft grinding, Yuan Shao agreed, but he didn't have much hope, just made a show for him.

I went to a wall a few times and returned, and the last time Cai Yong also put forward a super difficult prerequisite: whoever comes to propose marriage in the future must beat me in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, otherwise, I will not be accepted.

Seeing that Cai Yan's mood was improving, Lu Zhan asked a more ** question: "Wen Ji, how old are you this year?" Why are so many people proposing marriage to your father? ”

"I—I'm ten, thirteen this year." Cai Yan hesitated, but still told him, his face was red, "It's not because my father is famous, they just want to be famous." ”

"Wen Ji, you seem to have missed one point, that is, you are also beautiful, at a young age, beautiful as a flower, and you still have it when you are older?" Lu Zhan pondered, "My brother-in-law Ma Chao is fifteen, and you are thirteen - I originally thought you were twelve, but the two seem to be very compatible in terms of age." When did I match you up? ”

……

Not long after, he got out of the carriage at an intersection with He Qian and walked back. When he was about to arrive at the door of the house, he met Min Gong, who was anxiously pacing back and forth, with four followers with him.

Seeing Lu Zhan, his face was overjoyed, and he ran over and asked, "Nephew Lu Xian, are you ready for those warriors?" The emperor asked me to ask. After speaking, he looked around He Qian, who was dressed as a man, and thought: This person seems to be somewhat familiar.

"Uncle Min, don't look at it, she is He Qian, a woman dressed as a man." Lu Zhan explained with a smile.

"What, she is He Qian's niece?" Min Gong was shocked: The man in front of him with a yellow face, a cloth belt around his waist, and a faint beard around the corner of his mouth is He Qian?

"Well, Uncle Min, I'm He Qian." He Qian lowered her head embarrassedly and said.

Listening to this voice, who is He Qian? Min Gong then believed it.

"Uncle Min, I have screened out six people, Zhang Liao, Ma Chao, Zhang Ji, and Zhang Xiu, these four people are currently in Dong Zhuo's military camp; Song Xian and Hou Cheng, these two were in the Ding Yuan military camp. ”