Chapter 20 (II) There are women in Xu's house
In this way, Hao Jian was imprisoned in the Prime Minister's Mansion.
After a few days, Hao Jian was already accustomed to such a life, eating with his mouth open, staying at home, and having enough time every day to study this sage book.
"Hey, why was this study locked? Draw, go and call the butler. ”
Outsiders have never approached this study for some reason, so Hao Jian has not even heard human voices in the past few days. But today, there was a sound like a silver bell, and the owner was a woman.
Lifting a crack in the door, Hao Jian looked outside, but saw a woman, about sixteen or seventeen years old. Wearing a plain skirt, her hair is tied in a bun, her eyes are big, her nose is straight, her face is good, and she has a good look.
"Huh? But is anyone here? ”
Seeing that the door moved slightly, the woman asked towards the door again.
Listening to the woman's question, Hao Jian hurriedly closed the door and frowned, is this the legendary "Jiao", at such an age, that Xu Ge Lao is really a pear blossom pressed begonia!
Coughing, Hao Jian immediately responded inside the door: "Miss, don't be afraid. Late born in the door......"
"Who are you and why are you being told this?"
Surprised, the woman took two steps back and asked curiously.
"Hao Jian, who was born late, said why he was back, but it was a long story......
Hao Jian's eyes turned around, pretending to be innocent and said.
"I was originally a scholar at the tofu shop opposite the backyard of the Prime Minister's Mansion, and I never thought that I would be locked up here because of a couplet, and I was ashamed to say it."
Before the woman could react, Hao Jian spoke again and said to the door.
"Couplet? That's why, be honest with you, and take your time! ”
Hearing this, the woman was obviously even more interested, and asked inside the door.
"It's also boring, and I'm ready to change a couplet at home when I have nothing to do, ready to use at the end of the year. When I saw the bamboo forest in the backyard of the Prime Minister's Mansion, I was inspired, and when I wrote the pair of 'Door to Thousands of Bamboos, Family Collection of Ten Thousand Books', the more I looked at it, the more satisfied I became, and the more I looked at it, the more I felt that it was appropriate for the occasion. So in order to show off my talent, I hung the pair out of the door, but I didn't want to suffer such a disaster. ”
Turning his mind, Hao Jian quickly found an explanation.
"The door is facing thousands of bamboos, and the family has thousands of books. This pair is pretty neat, but how did it get you into it? ”
After chanting a few times, the woman whispered, but she became more and more curious about the matter.
"Alas, I don't damn that the prime minister's family talked about things, and even treated that pair as a Spring Festival couplet, and also added a horizontal batch - a large piece of article. But I didn't want to be seen by the prime minister, so I caused trouble. ”
With a sigh, Hao Jian continued.
"Oh, what if the Prime Minister sees it, isn't it because of this pair that he will take you down?"
The woman asked curiously.
"No, how can the prime minister be like this. It's just that my pair will be released, and the green bamboo in the backyard of the Prime Minister's Mansion has been trimmed off its branches and made it a little shorter. Pity the right pair I came up with, and it broke like this. But at that time, I didn't know what was going on, and my mind suddenly became lively, and I added a word after the pair, and immediately it became appropriate for the situation, so I posted it again - 'The door is short for a thousand bamboos, and the family is long for thousands of books'. ”
Continuing to maintain his tone, Hao Jian said slowly.
"Oh? Is it because you were arrested by the prime minister about this? ”
The woman was obviously interested and asked Hao Jian.
"That's not ......"
With a sigh, Hao Jian said slowly.
"You scholarly talk half a head, it's so boring, and you can finish it quickly, why are you so pretentious!"
The story was so appetizing, but it made the woman a little anxious, and she said loudly towards the door.
"However, as soon as my new pair came out, I hung up again. Within half a day's work, I found that the green bamboo in the Prime Minister's Mansion had been planed down, and there were no roots left, and the entire Prime Minister's Mansion had become clean......"
Hao Jian continued.
"I'm afraid that if you talk about the Prime Minister's Mansion and annoy the old man, he has repaired the branches, but you are calm, and he has a temperament, which is still in line with the Prime Minister's personality!"
This time, the woman continued, and then waited for Hao Jian's next step.
"Now I think about it, but the student didn't know what to think at that time, and with a twitch of his head, he actually wrote with a pen, 'The door is short of a thousand bamboos, and the family has a collection of thousands of books!' For the sake of showing off, I pasted the pair again. After another half a day, someone came to the Prime Minister's Mansion and invited me to the Prime Minister's Mansion, but the old man asked me to compensate for the money of the green bamboo, but the students have been selling tofu for generations, and the family has no savings, so I was locked up by the Prime Minister and locked up here! ”
Saying that, Hao Jian's whole person collapsed, leaning against the door, pretending to be decadent.
"You still have some talent, you wait, I'll go and plead for you, just wait!"
After speaking, there was a running sound outside the door, and when he heard this voice, Hao Jian sneered: "If you want to lock me up, Xu Ge Lao, I will let your backyard catch fire, and let your little Jiao Niang blow the pillow wind for you!" ”