PS: There is a second shift before 12 o'clock.

Dongfang Duo was blocked on the highway for 4 hours today, vomiting three liters of blood, cough cough cough

The sunlight passes through the five-story Zhenhai Building on the top of Yuexiu Mountain in Yangcheng, shining down, and a trace of it is sprinkled on the flat ground at the foot of Yuexiu Mountain;

At this moment, there is a crowd of people, and people are clearly divided into several waves, each with its own expression, each with its own actions, and each with its own affairs;

Just when the brawl between the two groups of students of Fanshan Academy and Yushan Academy was about to further escalate and the halftime scolding battle began-

"Why don't you Yushan die!"

"Rich and amazing, huh? Go home and wipe your ass with more money!"

"You poor ghost academy have been poor ghosts all your life! Never think about turning over! ”

"We spend a lot of money, how we love to spend it! You blow~! ”

Just when Lianxi Academy's "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" was at its highest level-

The stage of Lianxi Academy was crowded with people, like a vast ocean, one after another, and the Cantonese opera on the stage was singing and dancing

The people below listened, read along, danced and danced, and everyone seemed to have fallen into a madness

Just when Chief Xu and Deputy Chief of Lianxi Academy looked at each other and smiled, and were about to go for a glass of wine before the opening ceremony began-

"We were a great success this time!" The deputy head of Lianxi Academy couldn't help but sigh.

"Wait for the 'Championship' to start, the audience will support our 'talent', ahhahaha!"

"Let's go! I'll have a treat, have a glass of wine and come back" Lianxi Academy's long beard was no longer able to hide his smugness.

Just when Fang Zuji and Zhu Changyuan were about to admit defeat on the 'Talent Booster Program'-

"Alas! It's really a disadvantage" Fang Zuji also sighed, but he sighed frustrated.

"Brother Zongyuan! Don't be discouraged, the 'Lingnan Four Talents Competition' is a talent comparison after all, we still have a chance! "Seeing that my good friends are down. Zhu Changyuan had no choice but to be relieved;

In fact, his own heart sank

However, just when everyone is silent in their own side of the world-

Suddenly, a burst of music and a louder noise that accompanied it attracted everyone's attention;

People turned their heads to look behind them, and then they couldn't take their eyes and ears off them;

It attracts everyone's attention and becomes the center of attention for all;

That's—

I plant a seed;

Fruit finally grows;

Today is a great day;

Life is short, love you forever - never leave! Don't give up!

You're my little apple;

That's right!

That brain-dead rhythm!

That brainwashing tone!

That vulgar lyrics!

It's his meow's modern brainwashing divine comedy - Little Apple!

Everyone was stunned. Eyes wide-eyed!

What makes people open their mouths wider and stuff duck eggs in their mouths is:

Accompanied by the little apple, people are plunged into hell and crazy in a circle of people in strange costumes.

Oh no! They're not dressed in fancy clothes, but in armor?!

A group of people on the left, all wearing helmets and red armor, red scarves and red cloaks?

Holding a red tassel gun, the red light is very heroic

A group of people on the right, all without helmets. has a slender money rat tail on his head, a slender figure-of-eight mouse whisker on his face, and a felt coat and white armor;

Grabbing the mace, a group of white paint, and a lewd breath came to the face

But what's even more bizarre is-

In the middle of the two teams that have no side to each other is carrying a wooden platform, and there is a six-foot (2 meter) Super Apple (1) on the wooden platform!

Everyone shouted in unison: There is a cat disease-?!

I don't read much, don't lie to me - you carry a giant apple and give me a little apple that meows?!

Although they wore armor, no one thought they were real soldiers, because they were too comic:

The two teams are scattered, frivolous and exaggerated. The expression is joyful

At this time, the people of the Ming Dynasty were very simple, and the discipline was also there;

They have not accepted the indiscriminate bombardment of modern 'nonsensical hype' and 'bottomless explosion'. They have zero resistance!

"It's weird, but I can't help but listen to it again?" 、

"What's the matter with the well-defined armor of these weirdos?"

"What are these weirdos doing?" 、

"Where are these weirdos going?" 、

"What's the deal with the giant apple that these weirdos are carrying?" 、

Along with the above questions, countless curious people were attracted, and they followed this group of strange people on their own;

This group of weirdos came all the way from Yangcheng Commercial Street, and by the time they arrived at the foot of Yuexiu Mountain, thousands of people had already gathered!

The audience who originally watched the Cantonese opera of the Three Academies on the flat ground at the foot of Yuexiu Mountain got out of the way. Two teams of weirdos made their way through the crowd, and the crowd closed in from behind, and continued to watch—

After a while, they finally arrived at the empty stage, everyone was shocked, and the people from the other academies raised their hearts!

Could it be?!

No?!

No way!?

Could it be that they are from Fenghu Academy and Ao Song Academy?!

It's a pity that no one answered. I saw two teams of weirdos gently put the apples on the stage, and then the two teams lined up on both sides of the stage;

At this time, the music of the brain-dead divine comedy 'Little Apple' stopped abruptly.

The scene of thousands of people was silent, and everyone's eyes were firmly focused on the giant apple on the stage;

Suddenly-

With a bang, the giant apple on the stage exploded!

As the giant apple fell apart, the shell splattered.

The two teams of people on the left and right in front of the stage: the red armor and the white armor people shot fireworks and salutes in unison

The scene was full of smoke and colorful ribbons, and the scene was very shocking.

But when the smoke dissipated, two figures were revealed;

At this time, the two rows of red-armored and white-armored people on the left and right sides of the stage hurriedly knelt down on one knee and did not agree

The two figures in the center of the stage compete, and the two figures are even more prominent

The smoke gradually cleared, and the figure gradually became clear

(1) Don't spray me anyone, there were apples in ancient China!

The Chinese apple was called 柰 in ancient times, and it was first seen in the Western Han Dynasty, and it was already called an apple in the Ming Dynasty.

During the Wanli period of the Ming Dynasty, "Qunfang Spectrum? In the Fruit Book:

'Apple', Northland, Yan Zhao is especially good. Receiving the Ringo body;

The body of the tree is straight, the leaves are green, like a forest tree and big, and the fruit is like a pear and smooth. Raw green, ripe half red and half white, or all red, smooth and cute to play, fragrant smell a few steps.

The taste is sweet pine, the unripe ones eat like cotton wool, the overripe and rotten ones are unbearable to eat, but the eight or nine cooked ones are the best.

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There is a second watch before 12 o'clock.

Dongfang Duo was blocked on the highway for 4 hours today, vomiting three liters of blood, cough cough cough cough (to be continued. )