Chapter 78: Stealing the Day
"King Xia, please come here!"
The little monk Mubu led Li Deming to a lotus futon and sat down, then took out a water purification bottle from the table, picked up the willow branches inside and sprinkled water on Li Deming.
"Huh!" Li Deming let out an exclamation: "Little Holy Monk Mubu, what are you sprinkling?" It smells fragrant, refreshing, and wonderful! ”
Little Monk Mubu: "Amitabha! King Xia didn't know that the little monk used the six sacred water that the master invited from the Buddha, which was specially used to remove impurities from the body. In addition, spraying a little holy water can also repel mosquitoes and insects, remove odor and relieve itching, which is a must-have for home travel! ”
Li Deming: "Oh? Dare to ask the little holy monk, do you have more of this holy water? ”
Mu Bu smiled secretly: "There are definitely not many drops of holy water!" This is when the time and place are right and all the factors meet the requirements, so that the master can invite a little purification from the Buddha to purify the mortal world, and we are traveling west this time to learn the scriptures, and we don't have much inventory. However, if King Xia likes it, the little monk is in charge, and can you ask the master for some gifts for you? ”
Li Deming: "That's a good dare!" Thank you, little monk! ”
"Amitabha! It's a trivial matter, but it's not enough to worry about it! ”
After the little monk Mubu finished his modesty, he took out a pile of yellow paper full of talismans and placed it around Li Deming, and then said to him: "King Xia, the little monk is about to start the practice, please calm down and devote yourself to the Buddha, so that the purification effect can reach the best!" ”
Li Deming: "This king understands, little holy monk, please start!" ”
The little monk Mubu said Amitabha, and respectfully took out a magic vessel similar to a water spoon from the table, but the place where the water spoon should have been a spoon was hollowed out, and there seemed to be a transparent thing inlaid on it.
I saw that the little monk Mubu took the magic weapon and gestured to the sun a few times, found a suitable direction, and a dazzling beam of light shot out from the side of the magic weapon, imprinting a bright spot of light on the ground. Then, the little monk Mubu adjusted the direction again, focusing the beam on the yellow paper around Li Deming.
Li Deming looked at the magic weapon in the hand of the little monk Mubu that could actually emit a beam of light, and he was so shocked that he forgot to chant the Buddha, so stupidly stared at the light spot formed by the beam on the yellow paper beside him. Of course, he didn't know that it was just gathering sunlight, and he thought that it was really the little monk Mubu's boundless Dharma.
呲呲呲......
The spell on the yellow paper was illuminated by the beam of light for a moment, and then suddenly burst into violent sparks, and quickly ignited the approaching spell.
As a result, a circle of smoke rose around Li Deming, and only when the yellow paper burned out did his figure reappear in front of the world, which greatly relieved the soldiers guarding around him. If Li Deming hadn't explained to them before, no matter what happened, they were not allowed to move, so as not to affect the holy monk's casting of spells, and at the same time, it was also related to their own happy life in the future, maybe these guards would have drawn their swords against each other a long time ago.
However, the people on the periphery don't have so many complicated thoughts as the guards, they are just here to knock on the fun, although they haven't seen the holy monk's good show, but the performance of the little monk in front of them is also very exciting. Look at the skill of other holy monks, and then look at the three flavors of true fire, how can those Jianghu warlocks be compared, you must praise it!
After the little monk Mubu finished performing his "Three Flavors True Fire", Lan Zan also completed the preparation of the practice, and continued to return to Li Deming's side and said to him: "King Xia, the little apprentice has just washed away the dust of the mortal world for you, and then as long as you can seek the magic medicine, you can complete your merits." ”
When Li Deming, who was already so old that he was about to burp, heard this, he seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, and urged excitedly: "Holy monk, please hurry up!" This king can't wait! ”
The holy monk Lanzan didn't understand the psychology of the old man at all, and still calmly persuaded: "Amitabha! Don't worry! Don't worry! The hour has not yet come, and there is no hurry! ”
Li Deming: "I don't know when the holy monk will wait?" ”
Lan Zan took the Buddha beads and pretended to chant for a while, before he said to Li Deming: "According to the calculations of the poor monks, the sky and the earth are dim, everything is hazy, and the Buddha can appear." ”
Li Deming thought for a while, but still didn't know why, and then said: "Holy monk, what you said is a bit profound, and this king can't understand it for a while, can you explain it a little bit?"
Zen fart! It's pure nonsense, deceiving two fools.
Lan Zan looked at Li Deming's stupid appearance that he thought was really stupid, and couldn't help sneering in his heart, but he still replied politely on the surface: "As the saying goes, medicine and medicine do not die and disease, and Buddha is destined to be a person." Although I am a Buddha, I am not able to see everything casually! You look at the daylight, there are so many people, how can the Buddha and his old man come! Therefore, the poor monk chose the time to cast the spell at the time of the day, when the sky was getting dark, and the Buddha would surely appear. However, before that, the poor monk still needs to prepare a flying magic weapon, and the poor monk's cultivation is still slightly insufficient, and he must use the magic weapon to invite the Buddha......
"So what are you waiting for! Go ahead and prepare! Li Deming couldn't wait to interrupt the slightly verbose holy monk.
Lanzan: "Amitabha! The magic weapon of the poor road is still in the post station, can you ask King Xia to send someone to help? ”
"Well said! Say! ”
Without saying a word, King Xia gave a few orders to the guards next to him, telling them to be cautious, and if they broke the holy monk's magic weapon, then cut off all their heads and kick them as balls.
For the sake of the guy who eats on his neck, Li Deming's guards carefully pulled three big carriages, and a small pit on the road would make them worry, and they finally completed the task, and they were all about to collapse.
When Li Deming saw that the magic weapon had arrived, he said to Lan Zan: "Holy please!" ”
"Amitabha!" Lan Zan said to him before he instructed the other monks: "Go and prepare the magic weapon, don't delay the time of King Xia!" ”
"Yes, Master!" Mu Bu bowed and saluted, and took the other people to open the carriage, took out the materials and assembled them on the spot, although the sun was already in the west, but still shone on the sweat of several people.
Li Deming was indeed too old to be good, he accompanied Lan Zan to drink tea and chat, and after watching Mu Bu and them tinkering with magic tools for a while, he felt that his spirit was not good, so he took a nap in his place for a while. didn't want to wait for him to wake up, and found that Mu Bu and the others hadn't finished tinkering, and when he saw that the sky was getting darker, Li Deming was a little anxious.
"Holy monk, how long do they have to finish? Do you need someone to help? ”
Lan Zan waved his hand: "Thank you King Xia for your kindness!" You don't have to worry, they'll be done right away, and they won't be delayed. However, just now, the poor monk took advantage of King Xia's rest and calculated that if he wanted to maximize the effect of the medicine, he might still need to use the medicine to induce ......."
Li Deming: "What kind of medicine?" Despite the orders of the holy monk, no matter what treasure, this king will do his best to find it. ”
Lan Zan shook his head: "Don't be so troublesome! In fact, this flavor medicine is the essence blood of a mother and son, and the birth date of the mother and child must completely complement each other, and only such a bloodline can stimulate the power of the miracle medicine. ”
Li Deming: "However, time is so short, where can this king find such a person?" ”
Lan Zan said with a smile: "King Xia doesn't need to be anxious, the poor monk specially opened the eyes of heaven for this, and everything is under control." ”
Li Deming hurriedly asked: "Please also ask the holy monk to make it clear!" ”
"King Xia really has a fate with my Buddha, you happen to have such a team of mothers and sons in this city, it seems that you will definitely ascend to the fairy realm in the future!" Lan Zan pointed to one of the streets and said, "Eight hundred steps away, there is a small courtyard facing east and west, and there are a pair of stone lions in front of the door, one of which is slightly damaged. At this moment, the mother and son are in the room, please send someone to King Xia quickly! ”
"I lend you good luck!" Li Deming folded his hands and gave him a look, and then said to the guard next to him: "Go quickly!" Follow the instructions of the holy monk and bring the mother and son together! ”
King Xia's guards led people, and according to Lan Zan's instructions, they quickly found the small courtyard he said, and as he said, they found a team of mothers and sons inside, and hurriedly brought them back to Li Deming.
Li Deming: "Holy monk, do you think it's them?" ”
Lan Zan pretended to pull the Buddha beads a few more times, and reached out to touch the child's face, originally wanting to take a closer look at the woman's face, but considering his current status, he still gave up.
After inspecting the "goods", Lan Zan gave Li Deming a very positive answer: "That's right, it's them!" ”
"That's good! Someone's coming! Drag them to death, and gather all the blood, and don't spill it. Li Deming happily instructed the guards next to him.
"Wait!" Lan Zan didn't expect Li Deming to be so direct, and hurriedly persuaded: "King Xia, it's not okay to take their blood now, you have to take them to heaven to be baptized by the Buddha first, so that their essence and blood can work." The hour is not early, and the poor Dao is about to start the practice, and he asked King Xia to tie them up and put them in the magic weapon of the poor Dao. ”
The guard didn't listen to Lan Zan's words, but looked at Li Deming, waiting for his instructions.
"What are you doing? Didn't you hear the Holy Monk's command? Tie them up! Li Deming saw that his little brother was very ignorant, and howled at him a little angrily.
This loyal little brother didn't dare to refute the boss's scolding, and tied the mother and son to the big basket under the magic weapon in accordance with Lan Zan's words, no matter how sad the mother and son wept.
Then, Lan Zan took a few of his apprentices to dance for a while, and seeing that it was almost dark, they moved their positions to the big basket of the magic weapon to continue the performance......
"King Xia, the time has come, the poor monk is about to soar, please be patient and wait for the good news of the poor road!" After Lan Zan finished brushing the last set of tricks in the basket, he waved his hand and shouted to Li Deming.
Li Deming also responded excitedly: "The holy monk will go early and return early, and this king is here to wait for the return of the holy monk!" ”
"King Xie Xia! Poor monks go too! After Lan Zan finished acting in front of Li Deming, he turned around and whispered to the little monk Mubu: "Let's go!" ”
The little monk nodded, took out the fire fold from his arms and lit the stove not far above his head, and the raging flames rose up waves of heat, filling the originally shriveled oilcloth into a large balloon, and shaking the basket below.
It's time! The little monk Mubu observed the situation and shouted to the others: "Uncover the rope and prepare to take off!" ”
"Fly! Fly! The holy monk really flew! ”
"The Holy Monk is flying!"
The scene was full of people, and Li Deming was also very excited, looking up at the sky for a long time, because there was his hope there!
Under the high cheers of everyone, the so-called magic weapon, like a kite with a broken string, quickly flew into the sky with Lan Zan and the others, and disappeared into the dark night sky......
"Big brother, are we really flying?" Ding Zhaohui, who was dressed in a little monk's costume, curled up in the corner of the basket and asked with her eyes closed.
"You don't know what to see?" Ding Zhaolan replied as she took off her robe to drape the mother and son, and untied the rope for them.
As soon as the woman regained her freedom, she dragged her son into her arms and watched vigilantly at the few "monks" around her, only if they dared to make any moves, she would fight with them!
Seeing this, Ding Zhaolan comforted: "Qiao's, you don't have to be nervous, now that your mother and son are safe, we will send you home!" ”
"Home?" When the woman, who seemed to be calm, heard these two words, she suddenly roared at the cat whose tail had been trampled on, and said, "Where do we still have a home? My man has been arrested for half a year, and now I can't see anyone alive or dead, you tell me, how can I come home without a man? ”
"Yes! There must be! Ding Zhaolan took a deep breath and said affirmatively: "Your home is in the Great Song Dynasty!" (To be continued.) )