Humpty Dumpty pulled a woman on the ground and said, "Go!" Give Lao Tzu home, you ask God and worship Buddha here again, Lao Tzu will abolish you! ”

The woman was very weak, as if the wind could blow into the sky.

Humpty Dumpty pulled the woman up with a hard pull.

The old man who was scolded by Humpty Dumpty stared at him with big eyes, blew his beard, gasped, pointed at Humpty Dumpty, and said, "You...... You...... How can you say that about decay? The old man has not offended you. ”

Humpty Dumpty held his wife tightly in his hands, glared at Fu Lu Shou Zhenshen, pointed at Fu Lu Shou Zhenshen's nose and said, "Don't you know how to speak?" Say something and let Lao Tzu hear it! Aren't you very effective? If you split Lao Tzu, I will believe that you are effective. ”

A little monk walked up to the Humpty Dumpty man very reverently, put one hand on his chest, and said: "Anitabha, donor, Buddhism is a quiet place, if the donor does not believe in the gods, the gods will naturally not bless the donor, and there is no one between the donor and the gods, and the donor will leave by himself."

The Humpty Dumpty man glared at the little monk and said, "Bald donkey, you dare to meddle with Lao Tzu's affairs, believe it or not, Lao Tzu abolished you?" What is a place of purity? If this is a pure place, then what kind of merit box do you put in it? You are covered in the smell of copper, and you are a snobbish businessman, so why do you say that this is a pure place? Also, this immortal mountain, when my grandfather was young, he often came to this mountain to play, and no one asked my grandfather for a penny, how can he ask for money to go up the mountain after he has a god? Tell me, is this money from the gods? Or do you monks want it yourself? ”

After the little monk listened to Humpty Dumpty's words, he was speechless and said, "This ......"

Humpty Dumpty smirked, "What is this...... You don't have anything to say, do you? If you want to say that this god eats, but the god cannot open his mouth, his hands cannot move, and his legs cannot walk. If you want to say that this god doesn't want money, but your Mengzhen Temple collects as much as 1,000 taels of silver a day, whose hands does this money go to? In my opinion, your Mengzhen Temple is a swindler who swaggers and deceives under the banner of the gods, and if anyone takes money to raise these liars, then that person's head must have been kicked by a donkey. ”

The little monk just lowered his head and said, "Amitabha, donor, sin and sin!"

Humpty Dumpty said angrily: "Ah you bastard Buddha, Lao Tzu didn't say anything wrong, what am I guilty of?" Let's take a look at a poem behind this true god of blessing and longevity. ”

Everyone was very curious, and followed Humpty Dumpty to the back of the true god of Fu Lu Shou.

Humpty Dumpty found a poem in a very inconspicuous place, and he read it aloud: "Everyone says that this god is like a pig and a bear." Bad things are done without conscience, and deceiving people with gold and silver does not blush. ”

Humpty Dumpty finished reading the poem and said proudly, "Have you seen it?" This poem is being scolded by others for this true god of Fu Lu Shou, but he himself does not know that if it is really so godly, it should kill those who scold it and erase this poem. Let's go! Everyone's gone! Don't be cheated out of money by these people anymore, it's better to spend money to raise a pig than to put it in that merit box. ”

At first, there were many people who didn't believe what Humpty Dumpty said, but later, after Humpty Dumpty read out the poem, everyone felt that Humpty Dumpty made sense, and many people left Fu Lu Shou True God Square.

The little monk finally shook his head helplessly and left.

Su Xianrong smiled and said: "It seems that the master is among the people, although what the Humpty Dumpty man said is very vulgar, but every sentence is very persuasive, no wonder those people are leaving."

Song Ruilong said: "I see that every word that Humpty Dumpty said has been instructed by the master. He seems to be specifically talking about those words, and, I don't know if you have noticed, there is a poem scolding the true god of Fu Lu Shou behind the true god of Fu Lu Shou, the part of the poem is very hidden, and those monks who often clean the Buddha statue have not found that there is a poem scolding the true god of Fu Lu Shou in that place, so how could Humpty Dumpty find out that poem as soon as he went up? ”

Su Xianrong saw that most of the people in the square had left, but there were still many people who believed that the true god of Fu Lu Shou could bring them good luck, and they were still kneeling in front of the true god of Fu Lu Shou.

Song Ruilong walked down more than a dozen steps and walked behind the true god of Fu Lu Shou.

Behind the true god of Fu Lu Shou, the little monk was about to smash the poem with the big stone in his hand.

Song Ruilong stopped him and said, "Little master, why did you smash this poem?"

The little monk looked at Song Ruilong and said: "Childe, this poem is the greatest disrespect to the true god of Fulushou, the little monk must smash it, otherwise, the little monk will also be punished by the presiding abbot."

Song Ruilong shook his head and said, "I thought that the little master didn't have to take this poem to heart. The Buddha said that there is nothing, and there is nothing. If the little master takes this poem to heart, then it is there, it will disturb the little master's mind, and he has no intention of doing anything, if the little master does not take this poem to heart at all, then it is nothing, something that has not happened in the first place, how can it make the little master upset? ”

The little monk was a little awake, but he was still a little confused, and said: "But donor, if the little monk doesn't erase this poem, other pilgrims won't worship the true god of Fulushou anymore when they see it, and if they don't worship the true god, they won't put merit money in the merit box, this ......."

The little monk's next words were a little speechless, and Su Xianrong continued: "Are you afraid that those pilgrims will not give you merit money, and the monks of your entire temple will not have money to spend, right?"

The little monk bowed his head and said, "Anitabha, sin and sin!"

Song Ruilong waved his fan behind the back of the true god of Fu Lu Shou, and he also carved a poem.

The little monk looked at Song Ruilong and carved a sentence, and he read a sentence and said: "The true god can support the boat in his belly, and a few broken words will enter the sea." All sentient beings have no sincerity in their hearts, and it is in vain to see the Buddha! ”

After the little monk finished reading, he clapped his hands and said, "Wonderful! It's wonderful! Donor, your poem can be regarded as a relief for the little monk. When people in the future see these two poems, they will definitely think that the true god of Fu Lu Shou is talking to the pilgrims, and they will believe in the existence of gods even more. ”

"Anitabha, good poem! The donor's poetry is good, and the people are better! The female benefactor next to the donor is even better! The donor can come to our Mengzhen Temple, that is the blessing of our Mengzhen Temple! ”

Song Ruilong looked back and saw an old monk, wearing a robe, holding a Zen staff, with one hand on his chest and saluting Song Ruilong.