Chapter 11: Teach Me to Be a Hooligan
In the early morning, the streets of Qinghe Town are full of traffic and people.
Wang Ergou drooped his head and walked forward aimlessly, everyone avoided it when they saw it, he was a well-known ruffian in Qinghe Town, if you accidentally touched him, you had to let you peel off your skin. But obviously, at this moment, Wang Ergou's mind is not to blackmail others, but to frown, and he is secretly thinking about things in his heart.
In the past few days, Wang Ergou can be regarded as unlucky, he simply drank cold water and stuffed his teeth, farted and jumped on his heels. was first beaten by Liu Zhukuai for no reason, and then reprimanded by Huang Zhukuai harshly. What's even more annoying is that yesterday he actually saw that the ugly ghost was still giving people needles and treating people in the old place, when his mind was hot, he rushed over to do some damage, who knows, the ugly ghost was treating his father, and he was beaten by his father on the spot and driven out of the house.
"It seems that my three hundred taels of silver have been wasted." Wang Ergou thought depressedly, could it be that there is any background behind that ugly ghost? This is impossible, seeing him dressed in tatters, living like a beggar, could it be that he is the leader of the beggar gang?
"Bang", just when Wang Ergou was thinking nonsense, an old man hit him hard in the chest, Wang Ergou's footsteps paused slightly, but the old man in front of him was knocked and stumbled, and the melons and fruits in his hands were scattered on the ground.
"Shout! You think grandpa has a long life! Hit by your old thing, grandpa, I have a short life of at least twenty years! Without waiting for the old man to speak, Wang Ergou twisted his eyebrows and scolded sharply. He could see that the old man in front of him was the housekeeper of the Long Mansion, and if he could blackmail him, then his losses would be earned. Thinking about the bad luck of the past few days, Wang Ergou is sure that this is God's eyes, poor poor man!
"Master Dog, the little old man is dizzy, and he accidentally bumped into you, so bear with me." The old horse got up from the ground, and secretly screamed in his heart that he was unlucky, he naturally understood what kind of goods Wang Ergou was in front of him, and he was careful to watch out for this kind of person everywhere on weekdays, but he didn't expect to bump into him today.
"Accidentally? I think you're in mind! With such a wide street, you just hit me, isn't there a different picture! Wang Ergou raised his eyebrows, directly ignored the angry eyes of the surrounding crowd, and sneered.
"Master dog, look at what you said, what can I do as an old man." The old horse patted the dust on his body, and said with a fist at Wang Ergou.
"Oops! How come the heirloom on my body is gone! This is the ancestral treasure of my Wang family, worth thousands of taels of silver! Wang Ergou ignored the humble old horse in front of him, and suddenly shouted strangely.
"Master dog, the sky is blue and the sun is white, we can't wronged good people." The old horse wiped the fine beads of sweat from his forehead and said softly. I have long heard that this king and the second dog have unparalleled skills in the world, but I didn't expect him to be full of sports cars and nonsense.
"Wronged a good man? What are you nervous about? Could it be that you just stole my family heirloom by bumping into me? Wang Ergou's face suddenly sank, his eyes showed a fierce light, and he said viciously.
"I didn't! If you don't believe it, you can search for yourself! When the old horse heard this, his nose was about to be crooked. Who is the rarity of your things, I have nothing on me except a few pieces of loose silver.
"Search? Don't you have an accomplice? Maybe now your accomplice has already escaped with grandpa and my baby, how can you let me search! Wang Ergou took a few steps closer and said mockingly.
"You are unreasonable!" No matter how good the old horse's temper is, he can't help but scold, this is simply unreasonable. As soon as he flicked his sleeves, he wanted to spare Wang Ergou and leave.
With a "whoosh", Wang Ergou lifted the old horse up, and said with a smile: "Old thing, I stole my grandfather's treasure and still want to leave, either I will hand over five hundred taels of silver, or I will go to the lawsuit!" ”
"You!" The old horse trembled angrily, he had lived most of his life, but he didn't expect that there would be such shameless people in the world!
"Tsk, didn't your father teach you to respect the old and love the young?" Just when Wang Ergou was about to carry the old horse to the lawsuit, a lazy voice came, which made Wang Ergou shiver, and it was none other than Chu Xiaofeng who spoke.
"Divine Doctor!" Lao Ma saw Chu Xiaofeng, his face was overjoyed, he was instructed by his master to invite the divine doctor to come over for a banquet this time, but he didn't expect such an unlucky thing to happen halfway.
"What do you want to do?" Wang Ergou saw Chu Xiaofeng looking at him with a smile, and said in horror, so frightened that he retreated again and again. He had a fear of Chu Xiaofeng in his bones, since Chu Xiaofeng kicked one of his brothers away that day, he felt that this ugly ghost was a monster.
"Actually, I really have something I want you to help with." The corners of Chu Xiaofeng's mouth curled up, and he said lightly.
"I don't have time, I'm busy!" Wang Ergou hurriedly shook his head and waved his hand, he no longer wanted to have anything to do with this ugly ghost, which time he was either beaten or scolded, he was simply his nemesis.
"Hehe, I can't delay you much!" Chu Xiaofeng smiled in his eyes, walked up to Wang Ergou in a few steps, grabbed him by the neck, and pulled him to the back of the tea shop on the side.
Everyone on the street, you look at me, I look at you, no one dares to follow, these two people are a ruffian, an ugly ghost, who wants to have nothing to do.
Behind the tea shop was a small forest, and Chu Xiaofeng pushed Wang Ergou to the ground, and the smile on his face was even brighter.
"What the hell do you want to do?" Wang Ergou looked at Chu Xiaofeng who was slowly approaching in fear, and he was about to cry in fright, thinking that he Wang Ergou had been bullying others all his life, who would have thought that he would be wantonly "played" by an ugly ghost today, he felt that his heart was dripping blood.
"You have to bear with me, and you'll be fine soon." Chu Xiaofeng smiled, and suddenly pressed Wang Ergou's head for a sharp slap, followed by punches and kicks.
Wang Ergou cried and shouted "wow" to his mother, and the people watching the excitement on the street heard his screams and scattered in fright.
After a while, Chu Xiaofeng led the unrecognizable Wang Ergou out slowly, and the old horse saw that Wang Ergou was full of bags, and he almost couldn't hold back his laughter, I didn't expect you kid to have today!
"Divine doctor, this is our master's invitation, please be sure to come to the house as a guest." Lao Ma took out an invitation card from his arms, respectfully handed it to Chu Xiaofeng, and said softly. At this moment, his eyes were full of gratitude when he looked at Chu Xiaofeng, Chu Xiaofeng not only cured his lord of a strange disease, but also helped him out of the siege today.
"Hehe, I'm polite, it's our duty to be a doctor, but I didn't expect that seven or eight days have passed in the blink of an eye, and it's really like a husband." Chu Xiaofeng took the invitation and sighed with emotion, he and Xiao Xiao have been in Qinghe Town for more than ten days, and they don't know if their father is good now.
"Then I won't bother the divine doctor, Lao Ma said goodbye." Lao Ma once again secretly glanced at Wang Ergou, who was standing in an orderly manner behind Chu Xiaofeng, and chuckled.
"Mr. Ma, please." Chu Xiaofeng stretched out his hand to make a gesture of invitation and said in a low voice.
Seeing the old horse walking away, Chu Xiaofeng turned around and said lightly: "Follow me." Wang Ergou wanted to say that he had other things to do, so he didn't accompany him. But he was so frightened by Chu Xiaofeng's glaring that he immediately followed, and he didn't dare to speak.
Chu Xiaofeng took Wang Ergou to a wine shop, and the shopkeeper who greeted him warmly saw Wang Ergou behind Chu Xiaofeng with a big bag and nosebleeds, and he was a little surprised in his heart. On weekdays, this guy is rampant and has no king's law, how can he be beaten into such a tragic scene today. In the eager anticipation of the shopkeeper, Wang Ergou just casually ordered a few side dishes and a pot of soju, which made the shopkeeper who was originally bright-eyed suddenly wilted.
It turned out that Wang Ergou was a frequent customer of this wine shop, and every time he came to drink, he would spend more than a dozen taels of silver, but this time it was unusual. If the shopkeeper knew that he was beaten by the pockmarked man in front of him, then he wouldn't be surprised by Wang Ergou's abnormal behavior.
The wine and food were ready, Chu Xiaofeng personally filled Wang Ergou with a glass of wine, and when he saw that he looked like he was doing whatever he wanted, he couldn't help laughing and said: "You spent money to put me in prison last time, and I beat you up this time, let's settle it." ”
"Hey hey, what are you talking about, the little one has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, I offended you, so bear with me." Wang Ergou saw that Chu Xiaofeng had filled himself with wine, so he stood up in fright, and said with a smile.
"Sit, let's have one for the two brothers." Chu Xiaofeng gently pulled Wang Ergou to his seat, raised his glass and said.
"Master, please!" Wang Ergou raised his wine glass with sincerity and said respectfully. Those few punches just now made him completely understand the character of the master in front of him, that is to the death.
"Don't call me, am I that old? In Xia Xiaofeng, I don't know your high surname? Chu Xiaofeng saw Wang Ergou's cowardice, and was secretly happy in his heart, but said with a serious face.
"It turned out to be Xiao Feng Xiao's eldest brother, the younger brother Wang Ergou has long been thunderous about your reputation, and when I see it today, it is really Yu Xuanang, a talent! If you had reported your name earlier, there would have been no misunderstanding. Wang Ergou suddenly clenched his fists and said, the two pandas' eyes were round, and their expressions were extremely serious.
With a "poof", Chu Xiaofeng directly spit out the wine he had just drunk, and sprayed Wang Ergou on the other side, he had seen such a cheap one, but he had never seen such a cheap one. Thunderous? I'm afraid it's the first time I've heard of it.
"Ahem, that brother Wang, right, big brother, I have one thing to ask for." Chu Xiaofeng coughed a few times in embarrassment and said in a low voice.
"Brother Xiao, you said, I can't guarantee other brothers, in this Qinghe Town, there is nothing that our brothers can't do!" Wang Ergou wiped his face with his sleeve and said categorically.
"Can that brother teach me how to be a hooligan?" Chu Xiaofeng hesitated again and again, and leaned into Wang Ergou's ear, his voice was like a mosquito.
With a "poof", Wang Ergou just swallowed a mouthful of wine and spit it out. He felt that he should have heard it wrong, as the ancient saying goes, there must be my teacher in the threesome, choose the good ones and follow them, and change the bad ones, why is this evil star in front of him going against the sky?
With a soft "snap", Chu Xiaofeng took out a money bag from his arms, carefully placed it on the table, and said with a smile: "Brother, if you promise to teach my brother and me to be a qualified ruffian, this hundred taels of silver will be yours." ”
"Brother Xiao, this me" Wang Ergou was teary-eyed and speechless. Do you still need me to teach? Your behavior just now was full of ruffians, how do you look like a literati?
"What? Having difficulties? Chu Xiaofeng saw that Wang Ergou had a sad face, and waved his fist intentionally or unintentionally, and said in a low voice.
"Nope! There is absolutely no problem, not to mention teaching you to be a qualified hooligan, that is, to teach the emperor Lao'er to be a scoundrel, my Wang Ergou is completely sure! Wang Ergou saw that Chu Xiaofeng's eyes were not good, and hurriedly assured that if he took a few more hits, he was afraid that he would lie down and go out.