Chapter 102 Scared pee, a scared stupid group
"His grandmother's, it's his mother's nonsense if it's far away, if there is a grenade launcher, the fat man can point where to hit it!"
The fat man was very dissatisfied with his throwing result just now, he was aiming at Zhao Laosan, but he didn't expect the grenade to fly in front of the monkey's trench, this deviation made him very painful.
Of course, he didn't expect his lame lightning shooting rate to give Zhao Laosan a refreshing look, because he knew that his lightning throwing accuracy was too sorry for the audience, so he threw this little devil grenade who had never moved his hands and feet.
In the past, he threw mines, and the killing distance he completed was more than ten or twenty meters, and sometimes it was even separated by a wall, and at a distance of a little farther, he had too many weapons to choose from, grenade launchers, 40 fires, 80 fires, and it was really impossible to send 120, so he was very imprecise in throwing mines at medium and long distances.
Fortunately, the monkey repaired the trench in strict accordance with his requirements, and this thunder was thrown outside the trench, and the monkey did nothing except be doused with dirt.
In this way, Zhao Laosan was almost scared out of pee, he couldn't imagine that the fat man would dare to come to live ammunition, and he would dare to take their lives inappropriately.
Zhao Laosan is still staying, what he faces on the battlefield is inadvertent death, he can be not afraid of death, when he faces a thunder that immediately falls on his head, Zhao Laosan is intimidated.
"Da Lei, you kid come over to the fat man, he's slippery." The fat man didn't throw the thunder near Zhao Laosan's trench, and he was completely scared Zhao Laosan was not very satisfied, this time he found an accurate one.
"Yes." Lei Dabiao answered, climbed out of the trench, and ran over.
Commander Ma and Xiao Li were very aware of Lei Dabiao's miraculous thunder throwing head, the two glanced at each other, their eyes were full of fear, how vicious did this fat man really come?
"Zhao Laosan, what are you still stunned about, quickly use a shovel to change the first layer of the trench into an inclined plane!" Director Chen has thoroughly understood the style of the fat man who dares to do anything, and when his life is at stake, he can't help shouting.
"Huh?" Zhao Laosan finally came back to his senses, yes, if this black-hearted fat man threw a grenade into his trench in the next lesson, then he would be finished. He hurriedly grabbed the shovel in fright and waved his arms to shovel out the slope for the first layer, but it was too late, and Lei Dabiao had already run to the fat man's side.
"Da Lei, our brother doesn't have to say it, right?" The fat man asked with a smile.
"Well, I don't have to say." Lei Dabiao nodded innocently.
"Good brother, you will throw all the remaining four devil grenades into Zhao Laosan's trench in a while, can you?" The fat man took out a grenade while slowly seducing, his face full of innocence.
"Of course I can, I am very accurate in throwing grenades, and I am also very accurate in throwing mines, and the division commander also rewarded me with a basket of grenades, which can be thrown vigorously when I am fighting." Lei Dabiao said proudly, this is his strength, although he usually talks little, but when it comes to throwing mines and grenades, his mouth is not closed.
"Okay, throw it, remember to knock it on the steel helmet." The fat man put his steel helmet on Lei Dabiao's head, took out a grenade, pulled out the safety pin, and handed it to Lei Dabiao.
"Okay." Lei Dabiao took it, raised his hand and knocked it on the steel helmet, and threw it out with a "whew", throwing thunder is as easy as eating green vegetables and tofu.
Although the fat man has seen Lei Dabiao's grenade pitching in Xiawan Village, he didn't expect him to throw thunder so smoothly, and sometimes the fat man can't accept it, because Lei Dabiao is indeed a baby.
The grenade rolled in the air, bringing out a perfect parabola, all the way to Zhao Laosan's trench......
"Zhao Laosan, lie down!" Director Chen and Regiment Leader Ma both saw that this thunder went straight to Zhao Laosan's trench.
"Bang ......", the fat man handed a devil grenade with the safety pin removed to Lei Dabiao, Lei Dabiao took it, knocked on the steel helmet, and threw it in the direction of Zhao Laosan, the fat man gave it again, Lei Dabiao knocked and threw it again, the first one had not yet landed, Lei Dabiao's four grenades were thrown away, and then the two of them watched the play on the spot.
Zhao Laosan was desperately shoveling the slope, and when he heard the voices of Secretary Chen and Head Ma, he raised his head, Nima, and a grenade quickly expanded in his eyeballs......
With a "snap", Zhao Laosan, who couldn't dodge, hit the first grenade directly, and smashed it to the bridge of his nose, his nose was hit by this, his nose was splashed, his head buzzed, he eased his nerves, felt the pain of the bridge of his nose, and suddenly remembered that the thing that smashed the bridge of his nose was actually a grenade!
Frightened by this, Zhao Laosan hurriedly prepared to lie down, but the three grenades behind him, as if they had eyes, made three crisp sounds, "pop pop ......", all hit his body, and then fell into his trench.
Because his trench did not have a sloping surface, the grenades stayed quietly under his feet and did not roll into the lightning protection ditch.
Four devil grenades that had been pulled out of the safety pin and struck the fuse......
Zhao Laosan was messy for the first time, he couldn't feel the pain on the bridge of his nose anymore, he didn't even know that he was lying down, and it was too late, he was stupid and funny, anyway, it was like a piece of wood......
Xiao Li, who was closest to him, was frightened when he saw these four grenades, and he was so frightened that once it exploded, it might even affect him, so he lay in the trench and didn't dare to move, swinging all over his body, who wants to die if there is nothing to do?
Not only did Xiao Li dare not move, but the people in the trenches did not dare to move, once one of the four grenades exploded, the other three would be lifted off, and perhaps the flying grenades would fly over his trenches, and then explode and overturn themselves.
Time passes minute by minute, and for those who wait for death to come, every second is like a year. It's just that after a long time, I didn't wait for the explosion, but waited for a smell of urine, very strong, and then boldly looked up and saw a scene that made them laugh.
Zhao Laosan was still on the spot, his face was covered with cold sweat, scared out of the four thunders, his whole body was twitching, his crotch was already wet, and there was a puddle of water in the dirt under his feet, and the fool knew that he was really scared to pee......
The grenade explosion also made Sai Lao Tiger a thief dumbfounded, this Nima's fat man is simply a living Hades, not only ruthless to the little devil, but also a dead hand to his own people, whoever wants to recruit him, who is unlucky.
Zhao Laosan provoked the fat man several times, but they were obvious to all, and now they are okay, they directly recruited four devil grenades, and they were not killed, because they did not explode, but they were scared.
The stunned Sai Laohu's brain was blank, and after hearing the little brother's report, he actually agreed in a daze, and he didn't even hear anything from the little brother's report clearly.
Jia Daode led the brothers who had not finished the push-ups, lying on the ground and being lazy, and saw the fat man directly throwing real thunder, almost making the monkey reimbursement, so they were collectively frightened.
This hasn't eased up yet, and I saw that the fat man asked Lei Dabiao to directly throw four thunders to Zhao Laosan, what a big hatred this is, four thunders, isn't it just a shelf during training? Do you need to be so ruthless?
This scene scared Jia Daode and the lazy brothers who were lying on the corpse enough, and they all supported their bodies hard, and began to continue to do unfinished push-ups, not even daring to have the idea of secretly adding numbers to themselves, and all gave the fat man a grenade to soften.
"Sample, a few thunderbolts that remove the trigger fuse will be scared to pee, the fat man hasn't started to shoot the * cannon yet, it's too useless!" The fat man was very dissatisfied, pouted, and turned to the ninety-two infantry cannon given by the little devil's royal family, ready to bombard a few of his mother's cannons.