Chapter 7 Singing about wine often makes fun of the heroic soul of the battlefield
"This girl seems to be as beautiful as a flower, but she is so unreasonable."
"What do you know, people are people from the 'Flying Gate'. Does Feitianmen know? The special order of the imperial power, up to the heavens, can arrest you if you are not pleasing to the eye, there is no need for reason at all. ”
"Isn't there a royal law?"
"If you meet other Feitian disciples, it's easy to say, it's only to blame Brother Wang for not knowing each other, and he dares to tease this 'female Shura' Cheng Caixi. If you want to talk about this Cheng girl, her fiery temper is famous. Not to mention the beauty of the person, and she has a good martial arts, the people in the Feitianmen will give three points when they see her, and her father is rich and rivals the country, provoking such a character, where to ask for Wang Fa? ”
"The origin is really not small, it seems that in the future, Aimei Xunfang will also inquire about the way first, don't be like Brother Wang."
Seeing that Cheng Caixi was so violent, the crowd began to talk about it, and many well-informed people told the glorious deeds of Miss Cheng, and after hearing the changes in the faces of the sons, they had taken a few steps back unconsciously, for fear of accidentally angering this female Shura.
Tang An listened to these words one by one, and secretly thought that he had really hit the iron plate today. What is the Flying Gate? It won't be the same as the six doors, don't ask who your name is, who will take the whip splint to loosen the bones first, right?
If you can't provoke it, you can always afford to hide. Tang An hugged his fist and said: "The girl's handsome kung fu, the grace of saving her life is unforgettable, and if there is a chance in the future, Tang will definitely repay and say goodbye!" ”
Say all the good things, flash people!
"Stop!"
Cheng Caixi was obviously not ready to let him go easily, and took out a sunken wood token from his arms, which was impressively engraved with the word 'Feitian'.
"'Feitianmen' handles the case, and the matter is urgent. The woman in black just now intended to assassinate Miss Lan Haitang, the daughter of Lord Lan, since you are involved with the man in black, come with me. ”
Is it as easy as just a trip to the Little Black House? Believing in you is a fool's word!
Tang An's head shook like a rattle, and said, "Girl, this is actually a misunderstanding." I... I just entered the deserted house just now to escape the cold, and accidentally bumped into the man in black who wanted to do something wrong to the blue girl. Out of love for the motherland and the pursuit of justice, even if he is unarmed, he should fulfill the obligations of a Tang man. After fighting her for 300 rounds, he finally lost to her by one and a half moves. ”
Tang An said, secretly glanced at Cheng Caixi, only to see that his face was calm, and he was not moved by his statement, so he gritted his teeth helplessly and continued: "At this time, when I saw Miss Lan's boat coming, the assassin immediately took out the murder weapon and wanted to kill him quickly. Miss Lan's proud daughter of the sky is the flower of my Tang Dynasty, how can she not be saved when she dies? But under the self-knowledge that he was not the thief's opponent, he had no choice but to hold the determination to die with the enemy, and hugged her and fell from the second floor together! ”
Listening to his description of the thrilling, many young ladies covered their mouths, with a look of remorse that blamed the good people. Tang An snickered in his heart, and continued quietly: "What happened later is as everyone can see, fortunately, girl, you arrived in time, saved everyone's lives, maintained the property of Datang from loss, and hit the arrogance of the rebellious ministers and thieves.
"That's enough." Cheng Caixi saw that the more he talked, the more unreliable he became, and stretched out his hand to stop, "If you have anything to say, I'll talk about it when I go back to Feitianmen." ”
Tang An was stunned, his improvisation comparable to "The Teacher's Table" couldn't conquer her immature heart, this chick really has a personality.
"Woman, you can't let him go!" I don't know when, another fat woman came out of the crowd, crying pear blossoms with rain, it turned out to be the "meat pad" that was torn by Tang An's skirt.
The woman pointed to her green cotton pants and cried bloodily: "Woman, this disciple is so shameless, he comes to tear the clothes of the slave family in broad daylight, this... This is how to marry a slave family in the future! Don't live for the slave family, woman, you must be the master of the slave family! ”
Looking at her bucket-like elephant legs, Tang An was surprised: Wouldn't it? Eldest sister, even if you want to slander people, at least look in the mirror! Lao Tzu is a dignified talent, will he tease you as a fat woman?
Cheng Caixi turned his head to look at him, his eyes were cold, and he said, "Is this true?" ”
Tang An smiled bitterly: "It's all a misunderstanding." I just fell down from the stairs, and the man in black sinisterly attacked me, and I was always worried about Miss Lan's comfort, and accidentally fell into her way, and bumped into this fat... Girl-! It was a pure accident! ”
"Don't believe him, woman! Look at his thief's eyebrows, he must have a plan for the slave family! The slave family is not alive! ”
The mud bodhisattva still has three points of anger, being entangled by such a fat pig, and Cheng Caixi is suspicious, Tang An couldn't help but say: "This eldest sister, do you treat me as a blind person, or do you treat everyone present as a fool?" If it weren't for so many lanterns, I would have thought I had bumped into a ghost just now. It's not wrong to be ugly, it's wrong to be scary. I didn't even settle accounts with you when you used a pig's head to scare people in the middle of the night, but you sued the wicked first, and there is no heavenly reason! ”
The young ladies around listened to what he said interestingly, and many of them couldn't help but hide their mouths and snicker, and the sons laughed unscrupulously when they saw the ridiculous appearance of the fat woman.
When Cheng Caixi heard this, her willow eyebrows raised, and she said with a cold face: "Born from the heart, the beauty and ugliness of people are destined by God, and it is not the fault of people." You are so quick to talk about it, and you don't care about the feelings of others, and you should really be beaten. ”
After that, the slender jade hand was raised, and he was going to teach Tang An a lesson.
As soon as she raised her hand, Tang An couldn't suppress her anger anymore, and shouted, "Wait! ”
Seeing his solemn face, Cheng Caixi couldn't help but pause and asked, "What do you have to say?" ”
Tang An sneered and said, "What the girl said is good, and it comes from the heart." Dare to ask, if you weren't so depressed today, would you still be sneering at me in every way, and you would be cold? ”
When everyone heard his words, they couldn't help but be stunned. No matter which dynasty it is, although all beings are equal, because of different origins and different statuses, people will naturally divide people into three, six, nine and so on.
Today's "Roselle Festival", many rich children who go out to enjoy the night to discuss beauty, but they don't want to be dominated by a poor scholar like Tang An like a beggar. It is difficult for these self-confident people to accept the fact that they are not comparable to a beggar, so they make things difficult and sarcastic for him everywhere. Imagine if Tang An was dressed in fine clothes, would they still be like this?
Tang An ignored everyone's reactions and continued: "I am a no-name talent in Xiaxia, I don't know martial arts, but I can't see a small trouble, I would rather fight for a bad life than see a pillar of the country like Miss Lan die on the street." Knowing that he is not the opponent of the thief, he still has a mortal heart to deal with him, and it is just that he can't get a little praise, but he has become more and more guilty, which is really chilling. If you don't care about it, you will be idle, so why should you suffer from such idleness? ”
Tang An's eyes were like torches, swept over these sons one by one, and said: "You are all seven-foot men, and you are the mainstay of my Tang Dynasty, but when you encounter a crisis, how do you do it?" Caring only about a swarm of bees, don't talk about saving others, just trying to save yourself. In the long run, where is my Tang Guowei? How can it gain a foothold? ”
Although Tang An's words are ugly, they are true. Thinking about what they had done, a group of sons lowered their heads in shame, not daring to make contact with Tang An's sharp eyes.
Tang An looked at these talented and beautiful women, felt in his heart, sighed, and said slowly: "The warm breeze in Bianjing is drunk with literati, and the wind of pen and ink flows into Shimen, and he often makes fun of wine and songs, and he doesn't think about the heroic soul of the battlefield." ”