Zhang Lihua hated it so much that her teeth itched, and she said in her heart that if it weren't for Yang Guang's behind-the-scenes instructions, these people would not have done it to let their subordinates blow up the master of the chrysanthemum. This sounds as obscene as a web novel, and there is no lower limit, how can this monk also be a monk who talks about it but his eyebrows are dancing and enjoying it very much!

"Not only that, Yang Guang has three subordinates who are three lives, exactly the same, roe head rat purpose, this brother doesn't like anything else, he likes to explode chrysanthemums, and it's the three brothers who explode in a row, and they can play hard! However, Yang Guang not only did not stop it, but also praised it very much, and declared in public that if anyone was disobedient and disobeyed his orders, the three brothers Luo Qi would explode chrysanthemums! ”

Zhang Lihua had to wave her hand to stop, "Okay, okay, can you say something that isn't disgusting?" ”

The monk was stunned, but he still had a smile on his face, he did it on purpose, is this disgusting? Haha, that's just the beginning. However, he still recited the Buddha's name and made a repentant expression, "Sins and sins, there is no Amitabha Buddha in the south, since Master Zhang doesn't like to listen to this, then the monk will talk about something else!" ”

"It is said that Yang Guang handed it over to Luo Qi after grabbing the concubine of the Great Empress of Heaven in Tongguan, Luo Qi was already very clever at that time, he actually thought of using the estrus big male horse to serve others, but even the intestines burst out, if it wasn't for Chao Yuanfang's treatment, he would have died long ago......"

Zhang Lihua was disgusted for a while, although he hadn't seen the big stallion in estrus, but it was more than a human fight, right, just use the big stallion to blow people up? Is this still human? Isn't this a beast? It's too brute, this must also be Yang Guang's super perverted idea, thinking about the scene at that time, she couldn't help but shiver subconsciously, a little worried that it was time to meet Yang Guang, because this pervert is not a person at all, and she is still a human!

That's the biggest difference between her and him now.

"Dead monk, you can't do without chrysanthemums with this mouth, right? Do you believe it or not, my aunt and grandmother immediately found ten big stallions in heat to serve you together? Looks like you like it a lot! Perverts! ”

The monk's heart is full of joy, grandma's, finally bravely moved back, hum, no matter how powerful you are, you are also a woman, you have to be obedient down when you go to bed, and you still want to go against the sky?

It is enough to have a Yang Guang who is against the sky now, how can he mix so much against the sky?

"It's okay not to talk about chrysanthemums, then let's talk about Yang Guang's flirting with the queen princess, these things are also legendary, I even know the details, hehe"

Zhang Lihua had to scold again.

"Dead monk, do you want to be blown up by the big male horse and immediately tell me what Yang Guang did when he entered Youzhou City!"

The monk said in his heart, in Youzhou City, do you think you can stand it? Cut, although the monk is not in Youzhou, he knows what is happening in Youzhou, and every time he replies to the letter, the proprietress will tell him the latest progress in Youzhou, so that he knows himself and knows that he controls the rhythm in the south.

So when he mentioned this, he was red again, as if those heroic deeds belonged to him, "Youzhou City? Although Yang Guang and I have always been on an equal footing, I looked down on him before, but Youzhou City had to be impressed this time. It is said that after the explosion of Wei Chi Dan chrysanthemum, Yang Guang took Yu Chi Dan and took Yu Chi Dan directly to talk to Yu Yi, and Yu Chi Dan was a meeting gift, but a young general from Youzhou City did not know whether he was alive or dead, which angered Yang Guang, guess what? Yang Guang single-handedly broke into Youzhou, and then took out the general's mansion in three strikes and five out of two, and was even favored by the princess of the plains, and wanted to match her newly adopted goddaughter to Yang Guang! ”

"But how did she know that the goddaughter was originally arranged by Yang Guang in advance, and she was simply his woman, a powerful woman who even my monk had to admire and hide when she met. I still don't know how big this woman is, I only know that she has come and gone without a trace, the key is that she is still a charming beauty, as long as a man looks at it, he will never forget it, if he can kiss Fang Ze, it is worth ...... if he is really dead."

The monk drooled as he spoke, this was a great stimulus and insult to Zhang Lihua, her heart was churning, could it be that Yang Guang's perverted luck was so good, playing with a woman is not only beautiful and beautiful, but also extremely capable?

But she didn't believe that there were more beautiful and capable women in the world, so she immediately interrupted, "How do you think that woman compares to me?" ”

The monk said, look, I know that you will be jealous, hum, I want to see what kind of hatred you have with Yang Guang, "This is not easy to compare, let's put it this way, anyway, that woman is matched with Yang Guanglang's talented and beautiful appearance, and the two of them stand together like a fairy couple, and that woman is likely to be born as a princess......"

Zhang Lihua had to explode again, "Grandma, you mean that I'm far worse than her, right?" ”

The monk smiled and shook his head, "No, the monk didn't say that Zhang Shizhu said it himself, and besides, you and Yang Guang are enemies who don't share the same sky, Yang Guang has any woman you don't need to be so jealous, right?" Speaking of which, Tianzuo Empress Wei Chi Chifan is even more first-class beauty, gentle and considerate, and obedient, and the little princess is beautiful like a flower, smart and clever, and even more pleasing to Yang Guang. You don't have to be jealous, do you? ”

"Actually, not only these women, you go to Chang'an City to find a big girl and a little daughter-in-law and ask, which one can stand the momentum of Yang Guang standing on Chang'an Street with a white horse and a silver gun? How many ladies and princesses and nobles have not yet come out of the cabinet, and their daughters have asked people to say that the matchmaker wants to marry Yang Guang. ”

"Although Yang Guang is average, but after all, he is considered to be a literary and martial artist, and he also understands medical skills, although I have always felt that if a monk is still vulgar and has long hair, then Yang Guang standing in front of the monk is the Dong Shi who imitates him. But now the monk is still a monk, and he is still bald, so let him get some cheap first......"

Zhang Lihua was really about to vomit, originally she also thought that Yang Guang was good-looking and could see well, a stinky hooligan who died perverted, but now when she heard the monk in front of her turn black and white upside down, she realized that maybe Yang Guang is really a majestic and popular beautiful man, where can those people see his filthy and perverted nature, and only she knows his true face in this world.

The monk continued, "But Yu Yi and Pingyuan had the evil intention of establishing themselves as kings, and originally planned to leave Yu Chiyu's son and Yang Jian's son in Youzhou as hostages, and they were just entertained on the surface, but who knew that Yang Guang suddenly sent someone to kill Yu Chi Xuan, and sent his head back to Xiangzhou to hang his body on the flagpole at the west gate of Youzhou City to show the public. Not only that, but half a pillar of incense time, he bloodied the 800 elite guards of the General's Mansion, and there was not a single one left, and for a while, the General's Mansion was full of corpses and rivers of blood......"

Zhang Lihua was surprised at this time, "How many people did Yang Guang bring to Youzhou?" ”

The monk frowned and counted his fingers, "One, two, three, four, five...... Counting the monks, I'm only 7 or 8 people, there are beggars here, there are people who sell wine, there are people who raise horses, and people who like to explode men's chrysanthemums, anyway, there are no serious people, except for the monk me, of course! ”

Cut, he can tell the truth, saying that it is actually 1000 Fengzi Camp killing, he wants to create this strong contrast, so that Zhang Lihua is afraid before she sees Yang Guang, if you want to conquer such a woman, you must first break through the defense line in her heart!