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When the month-long annual leave arrived, the welfare of the officials of the Great Song Dynasty was already good, and now that the treasury is abundant, the rewards for the hundred officials during the New Year are naturally more generous. ,!

Yang Yi was fined for one year, but this "year-end bonus" was not less than his.

It doesn't matter what Ermine Yiyu brings, Zhao Jie remembered that his "teacher" had worked hard for a year, taught carefully, and gave him no less than ten thousand dollars, but this does not mean that Zhang Yao can get out of trouble.

In Yilufang, Su Dongpo, Zhou Bangyan, Yan Jidao, Su Jiawulang, Zhang Zeduan, Li Tang, Duan Heyu and others sat according to their own cases, drinking and laughing while watching Yang Yi and Zhang Yao throw pots.

After Zhang Yao threw an arrow, he said triumphantly: "Uncle Yang, it's your turn." ”

Yang Yi had a bitter face, looked at the arrow that Zhang Yao put into the pot, his expression was very solemn, he grabbed the big sleeve of his left hand with his left hand, aimed and aim, and hurriedly threw the arrow when the drum beat was almost finished, but the arrow didn't even touch the spout.

"Don't play, don't play, I've lost all my money today."

Zhang Yao knew that his archery skills were not good, and sure enough, this pot throwing game was also very bad, where was he willing to let go of this opportunity to slaughter the fat sheep, and said unrelentingly: "How can Uncle Yang be untrustworthy, we said that we would throw ten arrows, and now we have only thrown three arrows, Uncle Yang said that if you don't play, you will play, which is a little unreasonable." ”

Yang Yi glared at him and snorted: "You are stupid to me, you hit all three arrows, I missed one arrow, if you continue to play, isn't this obviously sending you money?" No, let's play something else. ”

Zhang Yao was anxious, waved his hand again and again and said: "No, no, let's play this and this today, Uncle Yang is a dignified and respected country, how can he not believe his words." ”

Su Dongpo, who was sitting at the top, rarely saw Yang Yi deflated, and smiled happily: "Ren Zhi, this is your mistake, fast vote, fast vote." ”

Su Jiawulang is usually bullied a lot by Yang Yi. At this moment, he also coaxed: "That's it, that is, in front of so many people, my uncle can't go back on his word." ”

Everyone laughed happily and watched the play, and it seemed that everyone was very happy to see Yang Yi eating deflated. Yang Yi was helpless. had to finish throwing ten arrows with Zhang Yao, but he only shot two arrows, and Zhang Yao threw eight arrows, so it was calculated. He also lost six arrows, fifty arrows each, and lost three hundred arrows at once.

Zhang Yao had to count the money in front of him, and smiled from ear to ear.

"Uncle Yang, why don't we have another ten arrows?"

Yang Yi glanced at him. He sat back in his place and took a big sip of the flask, as if he was not relieved.

Zhang Yao, in line with the purpose of chasing the poor with the remaining Yong, pinched the three hundred guan in his hand and said with a smile: "I know that Uncle Yang is stingy, and he doesn't dare to play if he loses three hundred guan." ”

Yang Yi sneered: "Don't follow me for this kind of agitation, if you are five steps away, do you dare to play?" ”

"What don't you dare."

"One arrow in a hundred."

"Dare."

"Two hundred arrows."

"I'm afraid that Uncle Yang will feel distressed if he loses." Zhang Yao thought that he was going to use the empty city plan to scare him back, but he really didn't give in a step.

Yang Yi was still unmoved, and laughed at himself: "I am distressed at most if I lose, but I am afraid that you will not be able to afford to lose if you lose." ”

"This doesn't bother Uncle Yang. Come on, come on, let's not just talk about not practicing, the little nephew will come first. Zhang Yao was afraid that he would regret it, so he ran over and threw an arrow first, which was five steps farther than just now. He was far from accurate in throwing the pot, and the first arrow was missed.

However, Zhang Yao was not worried at all, Yang Yi was so close just now, and only two arrows were hit by ten arrows. Don't even think about how far it is at this time.

Yang Yi also got up and took an arrow. Don't vote first, turn your head to Zhang Yao and say: "Two hundred and one arrow, I am willing to lose the bet." ”

Zhang Yao was suffocated, and suddenly faintly felt as if he had been fooled, Yang Yi saw him hesitate, and immediately dropped the arrow and clapped his hands and said, "Don't play." ”

"Hey, play, why don't you play? Uncle Yang please, the little nephew is willing to gamble and lose. ”

Yang Yi also smiled and said to everyone present: "Please be a witness, if this kid is cheating, let's expel him from the capital together." ”

Su Jiagoro immediately replied: "Uncle, don't worry, the matter of expulsion is on me, and I will expel him from whichever gate you say you will chase him from." ”

The gambling style of the Great Song Dynasty is extremely popular, even if it is a great literati like Su Dongpo, it is common to have fun with others, Su Dongpo originally wanted to join in the fun, but Yang Yi set the pitching distance so far away, he was old and frail, so he could only sigh.

Yang Yituan smiled and said: "It's better to be happy alone than to be happy with everyone, who wants to come down and try your luck?" If I win, I'll pay for it at that time. ”

Duan Heyu and Li Tang saw his decline just now, and they were unwilling to let go of this opportunity, and the two of them went down together.

Yang Yilang laughed, threw an arrow, and with a ding, three feet away from the pot, everyone couldn't help laughing.

Zhang Yao's heart finally let go, and he preemptively said: "Uncle Yang, I'll come first, I still have nine arrows." ”

"Okay, I'll let you come first."

Zhang Yao chose nine arrows, each of which was aimed and aimed before throwing, but in the end, only one was hit, and his face couldn't help but feel a little bitter.

Yang Yi let it go to the end, Duan Heyu continued to throw, his technique was better, three out of ten, when it was Li Tang's turn to throw, the first arrow was shot, look at his skills are extremely skillful, there is really no three-third, dare not go to Liangshan.

In the cheers of the crowd, he threw five more arrows in a row, and a total of six arrows were thrown in front and after. This is seven or eight steps away, and the spout of the pot is only the size of the mouth of the bowl, and the level of Li Tang's pitching pot is definitely rare among the literati.

Zhang Yao shouted happily: "Uncle Yang, it's your turn, hehe, if you want to play tricks, which door do you want to go out of Beijing?" ”

Yang Yi didn't say a word, took the nine arrows handed over by Su Jiagolang, held his breath and concentrated, as if he was facing a great enemy, he was so nervous that his hands trembled.

Zhang Yao and the others laughed again, but Yang Yi threw an arrow, and with a bang, the arrow went straight to the bottom of the pot, and all the laughter suddenly stopped.

He was still holding his breath for the second arrow, but this time he didn't dare to breathe, he was not alone, Zhang Yao's eyes did not blink, and he couldn't help but sigh as he watched him throw the second arrow and go straight to the bottom of the pot again.

The third arrow was thrown, and Zhang Yao turned into an exclamation.

The fourth arrow was thrown, and Zhang Yao screamed.

The fifth arrow was thrown, and Zhang Yao screamed sadly.

The sixth arrow was thrown, and Zhang Yao lost his breath.

Well, it's an exaggeration to say that the breath is broken. But his mouth was wide open, his eyes were rolled, and he looked like a man who had lost his breath.

Yang Yi glanced at him, hehe and smiled, sample. I can't shoot arrows. It doesn't mean that throwing a pot can't be done, with that hand throwing dagger kung fu, the master has already asked for many lives, what is it to throw a pot.

Yang Yi hit all nine arrows in the end. In this way, Li Tang lost him three arrows, Duan Heyu lost him six arrows, and Zhang Yao was the worst, he only threw one arrow, which was equivalent to losing eight arrows.

All right. The year's income of the master is considered to be earned, hahaha ..........

Yang Yi laughed and returned to his seat, and said to Su Dongpo: "Scholar Su, let's not recite poems today, it's better like this, let's each tell a joke, if you can't make everyone laugh at the banquet, you will be punished with a cup, otherwise." If everyone is amused, how about everyone have a drink? ”

Su Dongpo stroked his beard and smiled: "Since Ren Zhi proposed, then let Ren Zhi come first." ”

Zhang Yao lost the money and was depressed. After listening to Yang Yi's proposal, he gritted his teeth even more, planning to wait for Yang Yi to tell a joke, and he resolutely refused to laugh.

Everyone had no opinion. Yang Yi coughed lightly twice and said, "When I was in Hangzhou, I heard a good woman. On the second day of marriage, the rice was served on the table, and the family man tasted the first bite and praised loudly: This rice is delicious, I can eat three more bowls.

When the woman heard the praise, she immediately replied, "I made this meal."

When he took the second bite, he heard a click, and he immediately shouted, "Oh, so much sand."

The clever woman hurriedly replied: That is the rice that the sister-in-law scooped.

The family man took the third bite and said: Why is there a mushy smell down here?

The clever woman replied more simply: It was a fire burned by her mother-in-law. ”

After hearing this, everyone laughed loudly, but Zhang Yao endured it, his cheeks bulged, like a big frog that was only flat, his handsome face was red, and everyone laughed even more when they saw him like this.

Yang Yi pointed his cheeks with his hand and smiled at Zhang Yao: "Xiao Yaozi, why bother, just laugh if you want to, laugh when you laugh." ”

Su Jiawulang cheered Zhang Yao on the side and said: "Brother Xian, don't laugh, everyone laughed, now I am counting on you alone, you are everyone's hope!" ”

Su Xiu didn't say it, but when he said this, Zhang Yao snorted, couldn't bear it anymore, and laughed loudly, laughing so hard that tears came down.

Yang Yi laughed and said, "Everyone, according to the rules, you can each have a drink, and the next one will be Scholar Su." ”

I don't have to say it, everyone drank it, and then came to Su Dongpo to tell a joke, he thought for a while and said: "There are two families that have a marriage contract, the female family is rich, the male family is poor, and the male family is worried about his marriage, so he led everyone to rob his relatives, and mistakenly betrayed his aunt." The female family member hurriedly shouted: 'It's a bad job! The aunt said on her back: "It's not bad, it's not bad, go quickly, don't believe him coaxing you." ’”

After Su Dongpo finished speaking, everyone laughed again, Yang Yi felt that drinking wine like this was much more refreshing than writing poetry, and after drinking wine, he urged Zhou Bangyan again and again.

Zhou Bangyan obviously had a draft, and immediately said: "There are people who stay to drink tea to a friend's house, and the friend Lingzi borrows tea from the neighbor before it arrives. The wife said to the husband: This friend knows each other, so let him take a bath. ”

Su Dongpo just took a sip of wine, and after listening to Zhou Bangyan's joke, the wine in his mouth couldn't help but squirt out, wetting half of his clothes, Su Jiawulang was even more miserable, the wine came out of his nose, choking him and coughing, Yang Yi said with a smile: "I advise you to stay away from the cup when listening to jokes, Xiao Yaozi, it's your turn." ”

After everyone had drunk, it was Zhang Yao's turn to say: "One person stays for dinner, only tofu tastes, and he says that tofu is my life, and I feel that he can't taste it." On the other day, Hakka, the guest remembered that his eating habit was preference, which was in the fish and tofu, and his people chose fish and meat to eat. The guest asked: Brother tastes cloud tofu is life, why don't you eat it today? Answer: When I saw the fish and meat, I didn't want my life. ”

Everyone laughed again, but Yang Yi had already heard this joke and couldn't help it, Zhang Yao glared at him and asked, "Doesn't Uncle Yang think it's funny?" ”

"It's funny."

"Then why don't you laugh?"

"Silly boy, it's not because you said it."

Zhang Yao was overwhelmed by .......

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ps: I didn't have a vote today, I ran naked, dear, I don't have a good figure, this, I'm just afraid of affecting the city.

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