Chapter 19: Horse, You're the One Who Hits You
Just like when they came, the eunuchs and maids in the palace all looked at Yang Hao and his party with fear. Those who could hide avoided it, and those who couldn't hide stood in place, bent down and bowed their heads, and no one dared to take another look.
The Zichen Hall is right in front of him, and its magnificence reminds Yang Hao of the Taihe Hall of the Forbidden City in Beijing. Compared with the two, the outline lines of the Zichen Hall are more lively and simple, with more natural and less artificial carving.
Someone blocked the way at the corner of the hall: "Yu Chenwan, the provincial supervisor of the Inner Chamberlain, has been ordered to interrogate the case of Guo and Pang Mouchao, please hand over the prisoner." ”
Yu Chenwan is in his early thirties, with a white face and three locks of beard, and a short and fat stature.
Yang Hao chuckled in his heart, in his impression, the errands in the Inner Servant Province should all be eunuchs, but he didn't expect that he also had a long beard. He glanced at Wang Chun secretly, he looked very nervous, the kind of nervousness that his subordinates were when they saw their bosses. A thought suddenly popped up in Yang Hao's heart, a bold idea that could help him get out.
He sneered: "You said that you are Yu Chenwan, what proof do you have?" Yu Chenwan looked stunned, and snorted: "With, voucher? What credentials? My face is the proof. ”
Yang Hao laughed and said, "If you cut off your beard, I will believe you." ”
Yu Chenwan was stunned again: "What's the matter with my beard?" ”
"Others are naturally fine, but being a eunuch can make you grow a beard, and you are also the first person in ancient and modern times." Yang Hao scoffed.
Yu Chenwan's face turned red, he pushed away Wang Chun, who came over to play the round, pointed at Yang Hao's nose and scolded: "Damn, you dare to say that I am a eunuch?" ”
"Yes or no, take off your pants and see." Yang Hao deliberately provoked him.
"I'll fuck your ancestors!" Yu Chenwan punched him, but he was also vigorous.
However, this is not a matter of Yang Hao, he dodged and stepped back, and Yu Chenwan's punch missed.
"What are you hiding? Are you afraid of having no eggs? Yu Chenwan saw Yang Hao dodging, and he felt satisfied, and flew with a flick leg. Yang Hao gently avoided it again. Yu Chenwan only used one punch and one kick, and he was a little panting, Yang Hao concluded that he could only embroider his legs with some fists, and his body was weak, and he had already been hollowed out by wine.
"I'm sorry, my lord, what I said just now was wrong, I will take it back, I will compensate you." Yang Hao deliberately showed weakness, which was actually part of his plan.
Yu Chenwan was fooled again, he saw Yang Hao apologize and retreat, thinking that he was afraid of himself, and suddenly became arrogant: "Bad dog bear, now you know that you are afraid?" It's late! He suddenly grabbed Yang Hao's placket, and his face was a punch.
"Click!" There was a crunch.
"Ahh A scream came.
Before Wang Chun and the other onlookers could see what was going on, Yu Chenwan was already squatting on the ground and rolling around with his arms covered.
Yang Hao spread his hands, shrugged his shoulders and said, "He forced me to make a move, don't worry about me." ”
"Hey, you're in trouble, why did you beat the horse...... Wang Chun sweated in a hurry, and hurriedly stepped forward to help Yu Chenwan, but he pushed him to the ground.
"Ah, he's a colt?" Yang Hao secretly complained in his heart, he had gone too far.
The cool breeze in the Zichen Hall is blowing.
Yang Hao felt that it was unbearable to be hot, and there was sweat everywhere on his back, neck, and armpits, and he was sweating with fear.
Yu Chenwan's severed arm had already been splinted, and at this moment he was lying on a brocade couch, crying to Li Ang with a handful of snot and tears about how Yang Hao had beaten him. Li Ang's face was gloomy, and in his heart, he didn't like Yu Chenwan, and even disliked him a little. But what's the solution? Who made him his own sister's husband?
She is such a sister, she was smart and clever when she was a child, and she was deeply favored by the emperor. When she was seven years old, she was playing with her mother by the Taiye Pool, and her mother was playing chess with others, and she didn't take care of her for a while, and she fell into the cold Taiye Pool. It was a cold winter, and the water was bitterly cold. When the eunuchs rescued her, she had only a breath of hot air. Although he saved his life, his brain was broken, and he couldn't talk about being smart and clever, and he was in his thirties, and his intelligence was only equivalent to that of a child of seven or eight years old. It is said that the emperor's daughter is not worried about getting married, but it is really not easy to find a good home for her. Yes, there are many people who climb the dragon and attach the phoenix, but can they really treat a stupid princess?
This Yu Chenwan is different, although he is also greedy, lustful, vulgar, and filthy, and he is disgusted by his hopes. But he is sincere to the eldest princess, and that affection, who can't be moved when he sees it! For the lifelong happiness of the eldest princess, and in order to let the queen mother feel at ease, what else do you have to say?
"Alright, don't say it." Li Ang endured it patiently for a long time, but finally couldn't help but get angry. He asked Wang Chun, the eunuch who was kneeling beside him, "What is going on?" ”
"Back to Your Majesty," Wang Chun had already thought of a countermeasure, "General Yang was ordered to arrest Guo Qin, and the horse was ordered to interrogate the thief. General Yang didn't know the horse, so there was a little misunderstanding......"
"What are you doing, you can't talk with a long mouth?"
"Minions deserve to die, minions deserve to die." Wang Chun kowtowed and apologized.
Li Ang knew that he didn't do anything about Wang Chun, Yu Chenwan's donkey had a strong temper, and he might not be able to restrain himself, not to mention that he was a small eunuch.
"Yang Hao, are you guilty?" Li Ang didn't complain about Yang Hao in his heart, but after all, he was the one who injured him, and if this matter was to be resolved satisfactorily, it would have to fall on his head. I don't know if he can't get on the road.
"Back to Your Majesty, the minister saw that the horse had a beard on his face, and claimed to be the provincial eunuch, and he was suspicious of fraud, so he ...... The minister ridiculed the horse twice, which angered the horse and injured the horse by mistake. If the minister is guilty, please ask His Majesty to punish the crime. Yang Hao said to kowtow and ask for guilt.
Well, even on the road, Li Ang's heart relaxed, he cleared his throat, and reprimanded with a straight face: "What is this called, the officials of the Inner Servant Province must be eunuchs?" My colts are not, many are not! Li Ang paused when he said this, "I am idle and muddy all day long, and I have to read more books when I have time!" ”
"The minister is guilty. He was willing to resign from his official position and enter a university for further study. ”
After going around for a long time, Yang Hao finally got to the point. He deliberately found fault to provoke Yu Chenwan and clashed with him, which was nothing more than defiling himself, so that he could have a reason to resign and avoid this whirlpool of right and wrong. Going to study in Taixue is just to follow Li Ang's meaning and please him. As long as you coax Long Yan to please, maybe you will be able to fulfill your wish. However, what Yang Hao didn't expect was that his words caused a small turmoil.
"University?" Li Ang was stunned when he heard this, and immediately laughed, "Datang only has Taixue, how can he come to university?" Yang Hao, Yang Hao, how do you let me say hello......" Li Ang laughed and tears fell.
There was a burst of laughter in the Zichen Palace.
Yang Hao couldn't explain to everyone that there was indeed a school called a university in a certain era in later generations, and he had been in it for a few years.
"You can't even tell the difference between 'big' and 'too', and you still have to go to Taixue? Ha, ha, I...... I really can't allow you. ”
"Your Majesty asks Your Majesty to expel Yang Hao from the capital and defend the frontier, like such a person who is indiscriminate and full of numbers, is not worthy of standing above the court at all." Yu Chenwan took the opportunity to impeach Yang Hao.
"You're at fault too! This is Daming Palace, the forbidden palace of the Tang Dynasty, not your Horse Mansion! If it weren't for the fact that you were injured, I would have punished you severely. Li Ang drank Yu Chenwan back. said to Yang Hao, who was lying on the ground: "I originally intended to leave you to serve in front of the palace. But your temperament is too frizzy, and you read too little, so how can I rest assured. Li Ang paused, "It's good to go to the border town to train for a few years, and read more books in your spare time." It's not too young, so you can't mess around for the rest of your life. ”
Going to the border town to train? Yang Hao didn't expect this result, and was a little stunned for a while. But he soon realized that this was "the emperor's grace". Not to mention that he was beating a horse in the court, the emperor's brother-in-law, just fighting in the forbidden palace is enough to cure himself for a capital crime. What's more, according to Li Ang's meaning, he just went to the border town to exercise for a few years, and he still had the opportunity to return to Chang'an in the future.
"I don't thank God yet." Yingwang Li Yan reminded in a low voice on the side.
"Minister, thank God, long live, long live, long live!" shouted long live for a day, only this one shouted exceptionally smoothly.
Yang Hao threw a grateful glance at Yingwang Li Yan when he stood up, but what he didn't understand was why Li Yan attached great importance to himself, he had only just met him, and he had never heard of any friendship between the Dull Overlord and him before.
Li Ang said that he would let Yang Hao go to the border town to train for a few years, but he didn't say where he went. The emperor has the world in his heart, how can he think about everything so carefully? It was originally the duty of the prime minister and the Hanlin to figure out the holy will. There was neither a prime minister nor a bachelor in the Zichen Hall at this time, so the task of figuring out the holy will fell to Li Yan, who had the highest status.
Li Yan asked Meng Bochang: "Isn't Uncle Ling serving as a deputy envoy in the Tiande Army?" Let Yang Hao go to the Tiande Army, so that he can take care of it. "Meng Bochang's uncle Meng Chu is the deputy envoy of the Tiande Army, and according to the regulations, the deputy envoy of the Jiedu is only a subordinate of the Jiedu envoy, but Meng Chu, the deputy envoy of the Jiedu, is a powerful faction, and his strength is so great that he can compete with Wang Qian, the envoy of the Tiande Army.
Wang Qian had a close relationship with Shuofang Jiedu Wang Xilian and Zhenwu Jun Jiedu Dugu Chang, and the three of them formed a secret alliance, supported the army and respected themselves, and did not listen to the orders of the imperial court. Emperor Wenzong used the most familiar means to deal with those disobedient feudal towns was to mix sand into them, and if there was more sand, the power of the feudal towns would be weak, and they had to obediently obey the orders of the imperial court. Meng Chu is the sand that the imperial court mixed into the Tiande army.
However, before officially going to Fengzhou, Yang Hao also had to go to the Thorn Horse Academy under the Ministry of War for training for a month. The full name of the Thorn Horse Academy is the "Military Commander School Correctional Institute", which is a military academy founded by Li Chun of Tang Xianzong to train middle and senior military generals in order to sweep away the feudal towns, pacify the border troubles, and rejuvenate the Tang Dynasty. The young generals can go to the Thorn Horse Academy to gild, which will be of great help to their future careers.
Yang Hao's hanging heart finally let go, although he couldn't hide in Taixue, but it was not bad to be able to hide in the Thorn Horse Courtyard, mixed with the moon, we smeared the soles of our shoes with oil - slippery! No matter how much blood you killed in the Daming Palace, it flows like a river.
Yin Tongxiang was promoted to the right Jin Wuwei and the left middle candidate, and there were only eighty-six dragoons left in command. Jin Wuwei Zuo Zhonghou is a seventh-rank official, which is a big step forward from his original eighth-rank scattered official imperial insult captain, and more importantly, he commands the dragoon guard, this glory is not comparable to ordinary people!
Yang Hao stood on the square paved with white jade slabs in front of the Zichen Palace, looked back at the majestic Zichen Palace, and sighed in his heart: Farewell to the beautiful Daming Palace, I can't help you, so I can only leave quietly. May God, Buddha, and Allah bless you, be beautiful forever, and never fall into hell.
Wang Shoucheng was escorted to the Xuanzheng Hall by eight golden sword guards. There, Leon promoted him to the position of Commander of the Left and Right Divine Strategies and Commanders of the Twelve Guards. At the same time, he was dismissed from his posts as lieutenant of the Right Divine Army, general of the Right Guard, and provincial supervisor of the Inner Guard, which was a ploy to draw salaries from the bottom of the kettle.
Wang Shoucheng is like a dead tree with broken roots, and it is only a matter of time before it is blown down by the wind.