153 amorous jokes
The backyard of the Prime Minister's Mansion was completely opposite to the atmosphere of laughter and laughter in the front hall at this time, and I saw Du Ningning, Fang Ling, and Yun Niang sitting around the table, but they didn't make a sound, and the atmosphere seemed very depressing.
The tea on the table was already cold, but none of the three beauties reached out to touch the teacup, and their eyes fell on their faces, each with their own concerns.
These three have their own characteristics, Fang Ling, gentle and sweet, delicate like a peach blossom in spring, Du Ningning, brutal and spicy, really a wild rose with thorns, Yun Niang, small jasper, Chu Chu lovely, absolute snowflakes in winter, white and flawless, the heart is as clean as a blank paper.
After a long time, Du Ningning took the lead in quietly, she raised her chin, and said to Fang Ling, "Who are you?" ”
The tone was very polite, even a little aggressive, as if she was already half the master of this prime minister's house.
Fang Ling was also very nervous, she knew that in addition to having a childhood sweetheart, Xiang Ye also had a marriage contract with the daughter of a giant family, although it didn't work out later, but Xiang Ye told her that if it wasn't for the eldest lady who had been secretly taking money to fund him, he would not have today's achievements, and the unruly girl in front of him was the eldest lady.
Therefore, Fang Ling seemed to have no status in their eyes, she was self-aware, and she was not qualified to compete with them.
Fang Ling said very respectfully, "Miss Du, my name is Fang Ling, and I am a girl bought by Xiangye."
Du Ningning noticed this woman as soon as she arrived, and she also inquired about Yun Niang in private, but she didn't have a good breath, "Since it's a girl who was bought, why is it so unruly, sitting here waiting for the master to serve you." Look at what you're wearing, I don't know if I think you're the mistress of this house. It's a big breast," she said, looking down at herself, as if there was a bit of a gap. However, she reacted quickly, straightened her waist, and immediately blocked the teacup in front of her.
Yun Niang on the side can't bear to compare, women, they are born to love beauty, especially now, it seems that the three of them have to face a problem, who will be the hostess here, that is naturally to compete in secret.
Fang Ling's delicate face flushed. bowed his head and said, "Miss Du, you misunderstood, I usually serve Xiangye, but a few days ago, something happened in the house, I was injured, Xiangye said to wait until I get better and then work"
Du Ningning became angry when he heard this, and said with his chest straight, "Yo." The left is so kind, the right is so kind,
How can you be a little bit of a subordinate, Ah Xiang. Teach her how to be a maid."
Ah Xiang, who was standing behind Du Ningning, immediately hugged the young lady, "The maid has to be the master to sit." She had to stand, and she had to stand when her master was asleep. When the master was thirsty, she had to hand over the tea immediately, and the master had to fan the master when it was hot. When the master is cold, he should add clothes to the master, and when the master is hungry, he must remember to change the taste of snacks, in short, a maid can never sit in front of the master."
Du Ningning's mouth curled, and he said smugly, "Listen, don't stand up yet"
Fang Ling was really frightened by her, in the end, she was a young lady from a big family, and her momentum was always overwhelming.
Yun Niang hurriedly said, "Sister Ning Ning, don't talk about her like that, Brother Lan Ping didn't treat her as a maid."
Du Ningning hurriedly whispered, "You, just have a good heart, look at her like that, Bacheng has already hooked away the soul without conscience, you have worked so hard to find this, why is my sister helping you"
Fang Ling also heard it, and said in a quiet voice, "The two sisters think too much, Fang Ling knows her identity, she doesn't want to fight for anything, and she doesn't dare to fight, she just wants to have a place where she can shelter from the wind and rain, and serve her husband wholeheartedly."
Du Ningning immediately took Yun Niang's hand again and said, "Listen, how good it is, Yun Niang, I used to be unaccustomed to you and Brother Lan Ping being together, but now we are connected, and we should be consistent with the outside world."
Listening to Du Ningning's meaning, Bacheng wanted the two of them to join forces to drive Fang Ling away.
Yun Niang said quietly, "It's not good, she's also a hard worker"
Yun Niang doesn't understand this, but Du Ningning knows very well, she has a cousin in her own family, and when she was alive, she had six wives and concubines in the family, and the grandmother of the main house said nothing at home, and she simply didn't treat the other five people as people, and the cousin was a little better when he was alive, and when he died, the five people were all swept away.
Du Ningning said, "You are so stupid and cute, you can't compare with me, you don't fight for yourself and suffer when the time comes, but you, don't blame my sister for not reminding you"
Yun Niang didn't have so much thought, she and Wang Lanping seemed to be a family for a long time, since she was a child, Brother Lan Ping was her patron saint, and the two often played the game of marrying a bride like an adult, especially in these years, Wang Lanping was not at home, Yun Niang had already regarded herself as the daughter-in-law of the Wang family, busy inside and out, tired but sweet in her heart.
Yun Niang said, "What is there to fight, I have experienced so much, it is not easy for women to live in this world, I just want to be safe and stable, and I hope that my aunt can return safely as soon as possible."
Du Ningning couldn't help but be a little happy, she didn't fight, she pointed at Fang Ling, "I'll tell you, no matter what the relationship between Brother Lan Ping and you is, you are not allowed to bully my sister in the future, she is honest."
Fang Ling was amnesty, and hurriedly took Yun Niang's hand, "No, no, the two sisters and Xiangye are old acquaintances, and their fate has been decided early, I am grateful if you can tolerate me."
This woman's face is fickle, and she just looked like she was insoluble, and as soon as she said a few words, she was about to marry Jinlan.
Yun Niang has been dressed up by Fang Ling's skillful hands in the past few days, which really surprised Du Ningning, I didn't expect this girl to look on par with herself, but her skin is a little worse than herself, after all, she is used to doing rough work, maybe she can be white and clean after raising it in this house for a few months, Du Ningning has been soaked in **** since she was born, her ten fingers do not stick to onion water, and her skin is so good that she is about to drip water.
Listening to the strings of scolding mothers slamming the table and drinking in the front hall, Fang Ling laughed, "Since I met Xiangye, I have never seen him lose his temper like today, I, I am a little afraid to admit it."
Yun Niang was embarrassed to put her rough hands on the table, secretly received them under the table, and pulled the hem of her skirt. Pursed his lips and smiled, "He's it." Since childhood, he likes to make friends from all over the world, and he is free and easy by nature. I think he was afraid that he would suffocate him after he became an official, and yesterday I saw that when he met with those officials, he was serious and funny, so it wasn't like him."
Fang Ling also gossiped, "Of course, Xiangye is a big official, he can't speak so casually, he is so out of shape today." Definitely has something to do with you."
Du Ningning had been staring at Fang Ling's towering chest, and she wondered, how could she grow so big, so stiff, was there any stuffing inside, she even wanted to reach over and pinch it, and verify it herself.
Du Ningning said casually, "What does it have to do with us?" ”
Fang Ling also kept his eyes on Du Ningning's smart, cute and charming face from time to time, the young lady from a big family was really unusual. The complexion was impeccable, as smooth as a freshly peeled egg, and the thin lips were oily and tender without rouge. She was even a little worried that if Xiangye pinched her face, it would be able to cut through her delicate face.
Fang Ling will also reach under the table and touch the skin on his wrist to make a secret comparison. Wan Er smiled and said, "Because Xiangye is happy to see you." I've never seen him so excited since I entered this house."
Yun Niang is not as good as them, but there is one thing that they can't compare. Brother Lan Ping is a person who values love and righteousness, and only she has the experience of being a childhood sweetheart.
Yun Niang blushed and said, "Sister Ling is so good-looking, he won't miss us."
Du Ningning immediately said, "That's it, this one has no conscience, I ran so far, but he left me cold here and ran to drink with those rough men, it's so bad, I will drink too much, see how I clean him up"
Fang Ling covered his mouth and smiled, "Xiangye won't drink too much, even if he drinks too much, he is sober, once, he was also with these generals, he drank a lot, when I helped him to bed, he also, "Speaking of this, she couldn't go on, and her face turned red instantly."
Du Ningning and Yun Niang's eyes widened.
"What's wrong with him?" How could Du Ningning let go of this detail, full of vinegar in his anxiety.
Fang Ling's face was red, that time Wang Lanping almost had a room with her through wine, and his middle clothes were torn off, but when he was in the middle of the day, the wine surged up and he fell asleep.
Du Ningning was impatient, "Say, what's wrong?" You're so anxious, you won't be with him already that, that"
Fang Ling hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, Xiangye is not that kind of person" Fang Ling thought as he spoke, he was that kind of person, he pulled my clothes several times and didn't say anything, and stopped every time he reached the critical moment, causing me to be excited for a long time.
Du Ningning touched his chest, it was so dangerous, it was nothing to lose, but he said, "He's not good?" By the way, Yun Niang, let me tell you something, once, Brother Lan Ping told me that he secretly watched you take a bath when he was sixteen years old, and he said it vividly, this is called bad sex? ”
Fang Ling chuckled, "Really, Xiangye still has this thing."
Yun Niang's face turned red, and she said shyly, "What's the matter, why don't I know?"
Du Ningning said, "Do you know that can be called a peek?"
Three women in one play, it's not false at all, especially when it comes to the same man, the gossip is more explicit than the other, one is more fragrant than the other, and it is also the easiest to communicate between women.
Fang Ling especially likes to hear them talk about Xiangye's past, chatting and chatting and suddenly asking, "Sister Ning Ning, do you have anything with Xiangye?" ”
Du Ningning asked knowingly, "Yes, what's there?" He got up and walked around the table to Fang Ling's back, took advantage of her inattention to reach out and pressed it on her chest, and immediately made an exaggerated expression, "Wow, Yun Niang, we can't compare to her with one piece."
Fang Ling screamed and covered it, "Sister Ning Ning, you are too bad, say, are you and Xiangye here?"
Du Ningning shook his head and said, "No, really not, she hasn't even pulled my hand, what about you, Yun Niang?" ”
The two girls looked at each other together, expecting her to say no.
Yun Niang was not as open as them, and replied shyly, "No, but he took my hand and hugged me."
The big stone in Du Ningning's heart fell to the ground, "Hey, he still kissed me"
"Really?" The two girls converged their gazes at the same time.
"Of course it's true, he also said that he would marry me, but he took my family's dowry of 80,000 taels of silver, and he didn't even see him until now, and he had no conscience" Du Ningning was secretly happy in his heart, it seems that Brother Lan Ping still likes me a little more.
Fang Ling over there was happy in his heart, and he let Xiang Ye see his whole body, and Xiang Ye still liked me.
Fang Ling suppressed the joy in her heart, and said with a sad brow, "Alas, we are just talking among sisters here, Xiangye will not marry us, he is about to get married, the officials of the Ministry of Rites have come to the mansion, and they are going to purchase a dowry, everyone in Nanjing City knows these days, and the prime minister is going to choose a wife."
When Du Ningning heard this, he hurriedly said, "Really? Which little hooves of the house"
Yun Niang was suddenly disappointed when she heard this, but it was nothing, she knew her weight in Brother Lan Ping's heart, and no one could replace her.
Fang Ling puffed out, "I don't know, Xiangye didn't say it, but it should be a big family."
Du Ningning's chest rose and fell violently, but in a blink of an eye, he softened again, and sighed, "I knew that I would stay in Huaining as a queen, and I wouldn't have come here to be his concubine."
Fang Ling's heart was full of joy, and he hurriedly said, "Really, then it's still in a hurry, I still have some private money here, you can use it to make entanglements" One less competitor is a victory.
Du Ningning turned back to his position a little sadly, without a trace of brutal expression, and muttered, "Don't go, in fact, it's not so important to be big or small, the important thing is to meet a good man, I won't go back when I come, maybe I was willful at the time, but when I got to him, I found that I was really happy, and it felt worth it to suffer so much along the way, really"
These words also touched Yun Niang's heartstrings, she comforted herself and smiled, "Yes, Sister Ning Ning is right, since I left Huaining, I have been thinking about being able to reunite with him, this idea has always supported me, let me grit my teeth and persevere, when I was most disappointed (when my parents were killed) as long as I thought of being able to return to him, I tried to convince myself to persevere, really, like Sister Ning, when I threw myself into his arms, I really felt that the suffering I had suffered before was worth it"
Fang Ling was in tears when he heard this, took their hands, and said, "Xiangye is so happy, I have you two confidants."
The two said at the same time, "What about you?" Do you like him? ”
Fang Ling blushed and was silent for a long time, and only said after a while, "I just want to serve him by his side"
"Duplicity, your thoughts are written on your face" Du Ningning said bluntly, "Then, from now on, the three of us must be unanimous to the outside world, and not let the fourth woman get any benefits from him, why are there so many, they all have mahjong on the table, forget it, in short, he only belongs to the three of us"
The three pairs of jade hands are closely connected, but each has its own little Jiujiu, and the exclusive pet is the ultimate goal, as for how to achieve the goal, it depends on the ability.
At this time, Du Ningning's maid Ah Xiang was sharp-eyed, and she saw Wang Lanping and a woman dressed in green passing by the moon gate in the backyard, and she was busy gossiping, "Miss, another one"
Du Ningning didn't have a good breath and said, "Yes, it's five, this time I put together a table of mahjong and poured tea, this house is lively."
The women giggled and scratched at the itch on their bodies, laughing together. (To be continued.) )