Chapter 31: Drunken Sex
The wild boar was still howling in the pit.
Song Kai walked a few steps over there and realized that this was indeed a trap set by someone, digging a pit in the ground and pouring grass on it, generally speaking, it was okay to walk over, only when the big beast struggled, it would fall.
Just now, the wild boar was caught in the trap and struggled vigorously, so it fell into the trap.
"It's a pity that it's not dead, otherwise we'll drag it back to the manor, enough to eat for several days," Song Kai muttered.
Qingniang leaned nervously on Song Kai and looked into the pit.
Then there was the sound of footsteps, and then two stout men came running with hunting bows and rudimentary javelins.
"Big brother! Caught, caught, caught! ”
"Huh? Someone? ”
Seeing that there was a stranger, Qing Niang shrank behind Song Kai and lowered her head.
Song Kai nodded towards the two of them.
The two strong men glanced at each other, and one of the older ones stepped forward, arched his hand towards Song Kai, and said, "This Langjun, this beast trap and pit were set up by my brother, so ......"
"Oh, this wild boar is yours, we are just passing by," Song Kai grinned.
At this moment, a shout sounded from behind, it was the family of the manor, as well as Zhou Ce's subordinates, seeing that Song Kai and Qingniang had not come back for so long, they went to the mountain to look for two people.
"Here!" Song Kai shouted.
Soon three figures ran over, it was three Tsing Yi guards, one of them arched towards Song Kai, "Song Lang, Zhou Duwei ordered his subordinates to come to look for you." ”
"It's troublesome," Song Kai nodded, "Let's go back." ”
The two strong men hesitated a little, and one of them spoke: "This Lang Jun, since you ...... Since it was the prey you discovered first, it stands to reason that you should share some of it, but ......"
Song Kai immediately turned around, licked his lips, and said, "Then give me a pork leg, to be honest, I haven't eaten game for a long time." ”
When the two strong men heard Song Kai's words, they breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, and one of them smiled and said, "No problem, Lang Jun wait a minute, wait for me to deal with this wild boar." ”
Hunting in the mountains and forests, I am afraid that I will encounter such a thing as snatching prey, and if I can't say it clearly, if the distribution is not fair, it will cause conflicts.
When the two strong men saw that there were many people on Song Kai's side, and when they were anxious, they were naturally happy when they heard that Song Kai only needed a pork leg.
The two hunters skillfully inserted their javelins into the wild boar's neck, then pulled out the machete at their waists, cut off a pig's leg, and gave it to Song Kai.
There are more than ten pounds.
Song Kai thanked him, carried the pig's leg, and went down the mountain with Qingniang and Qingyiwei.
"Big brother, those three look very powerful," the young hunter expertly tied a rope to the boar.
"Well, it's practiced, and if we really do it, our brothers are no match for others," the elder hunter walked back, carrying the rope and the bloody boar with his younger brother.
"Hehe, but eldest brother, in this mountain, even if there are three more of them, if they really do it, my eldest brother and I will definitely be able to settle them," the younger brother was full of pride.
"Don't think about it, that Langjun is a Sven, how can he do it with us. Go back quickly, your sister-in-law should be in a hurry,"
The two men said as they walked towards the mountains and forests.
By the time Song Kai and the others returned to the tea garden, it was already completely dark.
Song Kai first confessed to Zhou Ce and Ge Shou, and then gave the remaining two taels of gold to Zhou Ce and seven Tsing Yi guards, which was regarded as compensation, and then several people took a basket of fried tea, got on the boat, and returned to the city.
Back at the Hongchen Inn, the inn had closed, Song Kai entered through the back door and carefully put the tea into the house.
"Why is it so late, Lang Jun, it's not safe at night!" Ah Fu told Song Kai and closed the door in the backyard.
Dinner had already been eaten in the store, and Yang Tieshan and Nie Lingdang both went back to the room.
"Da Lang, I'll give you a hot meal," Ah Fu was busy coming and going, making Song Kai feel very warm, it was so late, this old man hadn't slept yet, obviously worried about himself.
"No need Fubo, get a brazier, it just so happens that I have a wild boar leg here, roasted and eaten," Song Kai said with a smile.
Ah Fu agreed, and quickly brought a brazier from the back kitchen.
Song Kai scalded the pork leg in boiling water, removed the hair, cut off a piece of meat, and roasted it on the brazier.
Ah Fu sat down opposite Song Kai, squinting his old eyes, looking at Song Kai with an ambiguous smile.
"Fauber, why are you looking at me like that, I don't like men, I'm still an old man," Song joked.
"Da Lang, don't torture the old slave," Ah Fu hurriedly waved his hand, then sighed and said, "Old slave...... The old slave just felt as if he was in a dream. ”
"Why?" Song Kai rolled the roast and asked casually.
"Just half a month ago, the old slave was still worried that Da Lang would be starved to death, and he was still thinking about how to be worthy of the ancestors of the Song family in the future, but now, Da Lang, the old slave is really happy, the old slave is happy to see Da Lang so powerful...... Happy," Ah Fu snorted, and two lines of hot tears flowed down.
Song Kai said depressedly: "Fu Bo, you are old, what are you crying about!" Go back to the house, and we won't suffer any more. ”
Ah Fu said yes twice, wiped away his tears, and went back to his room.
Song Kai sat in the courtyard, looking at the stars in the sky, smelling the aroma of barbecue, leisurely and comfortable.
This kind of life could not have been imagined in a previous life.
"It's really good to live like this all the time," Song Kai muttered, picked up the peppercorn powder and cumin powder on the side, poured it on the meat, and smeared some salt.
The fragrance is even stronger, and the golden oil drips into the brazier from time to time.
"Squeak!" With a bang, the door next to him opened, and then Nie Lingdang walked out wearing a cyan robe, which was Song Kai's.
Nie Lingzhong wrapped his robe in his hands, and when he arrived opposite Song Kai, he sat down, and inhaled vigorously with his little nose, "It's so fragrant, what kind of meat is this?" ”
"Wild boar, it's amazing, I beat it," Song Kai turned the wooden stick.
"I don't believe it, but it's really fragrant, you bastard came back like this, just for this wild boar?" Nie Lingdang asked, she was wearing white underwear inside, but it was not the kind of small underwear in later generations, but close-fitting clothes, like a nightgown, with an off-the-shoulder belly pocket on top, and Song Kai's big robe outside the belly pocket.
"Well, do you want to taste it," Song Kai laughed very treacherously, "Call me brother, I'll give you a bite, scream, take a bite." ”
"Whew!" Nie Ling rolled her eyes with disdain, then got up and sat down next to Song Kai, stretched out one hand, and directly snatched the wooden stick in Song Kai's hand.
"I'll go, how can you woman...... Damn, don't rob it! Song Kai was depressed, this woman relied on her to be better than herself, so she directly snatched it.
Nie Ling smiled, stretched out her two hands, and snatched the fire stick over, and when she exerted her strength, her shoulders shook, but the robe she was wearing slipped off.
Song Kai was about to snatch it, but when he saw Nie Ling's robe falling, and the two shoulders glowing with jade-like brilliance in the moonlight, he was stunned for a while, and his hands were released.
"Giggles, it's mine now," Nie Lingdang was very proud, and didn't finish a sentence, but he found that Song Kai's gaze was problematic, his eyes glanced in front of his chest, he was startled, and hurriedly turned his back.
However, the back is smoother, and two red bands are tied into a bow at the back.
"Don't look at it, bastard!" Nie Ling pulled up her robe in a panic.
Song Kai stretched out his hand and snatched the burning stick again, he really didn't look at it again, just smiled and said, "Look, it doesn't take any effort to get here." ”
"Humph!" Nie Ling's hands wrapped her robe again, and this time, she didn't snatch it again.
Song Kai sprinkled some materials on it, looked at the color, and said, "It's almost, hey, beauty, do you want a drink?" ”
Nie Ling glared at Song Kai, "I won't call your brother." ”
“…… Don't worry, even if you call me a bastard, I'll give you the same food, who makes me feel good," Song Kaile got up and turned around to get wine from the kitchen.
Nie Ling smelled the aroma, and when she saw Song Kai leaving, she hurriedly took the burning stick, and bit her mouth towards the yellow, orange, and orange barbecue.
"Hahahaha! It turns out that you are not only greedy for money, but also greedy for food," Song Kai sat down again, holding a wine jug and two tea bowls in his hands.
"Whew...... Oh...... Whew, it's burning me," Nie Ling gasped for breath, not forgetting to take two bites.
Song Kai took a sip of wine and took a bite, it was really delicious, pure wild boar meat was cool, and it would be better if it was more tender.
"Don't get your saliva on it, I'm going to eat it again," Nie Ling cried.
"I don't think you're dirty, just shut up," Song Kai protested.
"But I really think you're dirty," Nie Lingdang frowned, "I'll eat here, you eat there...... Damn, if you dare to rob the county lord's side again, I will ...... I'll fight with you......"
"Drinking ......"
"Gollum ......"
……
After arguing and eating, Nie Ling washed his hands and ran back to the room in a daze.
Song Kai moved, digested the food, yawned, and lay on the bed.
"Song Kai......" The voice of Nie Bell came from next door.
"Huh? I haven't eaten yet," Song laughed.
"After you and Liu Yuchan got married...... You won't drive me away," the other side was silent for a moment, and then suddenly asked.
Song Kai was stunned, remembered his relationship with Liu Yuchan, and smiled, "Of course not, even if you marry her, you are also the shopkeeper, and you will not be driven away." ”
"If you drive me away, I'll fight with you!" Nie Ling emphasized a sentence.
"Stop talking, don't you know that alcohol can mess with sex?" Song Kai was lying on the bed, rolling irritably, holding a thin blanket, his body was a little hot.
"What's the sex...... What do you think! Bastard! Nie Ling reacted and said angrily, "If you dare to think about it, I will cut off your head." ”
"What do you care what I think...... However, aunt, you better stop talking, the more you talk, the more I will think, in case I can't help but rush into your room, it won't be good," Song Kai told the truth, sleeping head to head with a beautiful woman across a centimeter-thick wooden plank, it was indeed quite a test, not to mention that he drank a lot of wine and ate the meat of a big boar.
"If you dare to rush in, I will castrate you......" Nie Ling said hatefully, after saying this, she closed her mouth decisively, and the whole person blushed from her face to her neck and chest...... It seems a little too indecent for a woman to talk like this.