Chapter 145 The Great Profit is Rushing, and Its Use Is Endless

It was close to the wee hours of the morning, and it was the darkness before dawn to put it into words, and it was during this time that most of the night raids in history took place.

However, Chiyo, who has been familiar with "The Art of War" since childhood, still arranges the battle in an orderly manner, without a trace of panic, with two hundred early girls in the middle, and elite retainers protecting both sides.

Looking at the heroic Chiyo wearing armor and wearing a luxurious array of feather weavers and commanding his subordinates with a thunder cutting knife, Zheng Guofan couldn't help but sigh in his heart, as the saying goes, if you are rushing, it is useless. Linghu Chong, that poor ghost and drunkard, if he hadn't met Ren Yingying, even if he had a stunt, he wouldn't be a fart, and there were many people in the world who couldn't even eat with his stunts.

Although Sister Chiyo is a little more exquisite, her hometown is still Fusang, these can be regarded as the shortcomings of her congenital surname, but isn't she my Ren Yingying?

Zheng Chengguan's thinking is very divergent, so he thought of the strongest pimp in history Wang Po's [Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian] five-character truth, these five words are not only the supreme secret of prying other people's corners, but also the secret of preventing others from prying their own corners, women are animals, when she feels lonely, lonely, and cold, you are not by her side, or your mind is not on her, then it is not to blame for being pried into the corner of the wall by others, the same, whether it is Zhang Ailing or Qiong Yao, as long as the heroine in their book wants to talk to someone other than the male protagonist, This is basically going to be red apricot out of the wall.

This truth is actually very simple, the heart is the deepest hidden place of human beings, and she even opens her heart to other men, so ** or something, what else is strange.

It's like Pan Jinlian is itching at home all day long, it's really lonely, lonely and itchy, when she meets an informed and interesting Ximen official, one is itching, and the other likes to tickle others, isn't that **.

However, these will not be for Sister Chiyo, she ascended to the position of the governor of the family at the age of six, although the territory is not large, with the algorithm of the Ming Kingdom, 100,000 stone of grain, that is, a first-class county, a six-year-old girl sits in the position of the county magistrate for several years, not to mention that during this period, he was also instilled by his father all day long Sun Tzu's art of war, learning to march and arrange, and his leisure time is to practice swordsmanship with his teacher Tsukahara Hikoshiro, like this girl, how can idle men see in their eyes.

In fact, she is also itchy, but when the obedient official sent her a box of candied fruits, in fact, it was scratching her itchy flesh at that time, women are animals, from eight years old to eighty years old, all of them are sentimental, you usually treat her 10,000 well, not against the softest place in her heart to poke lightly, the worst thing is that this softest place is not like the g-spot, you dig out your mind, if you don't understand her growth experience and life habits, you can't grasp it at all.

The reason is that the sky is falling, you can't poke that place, it's useless, this is that some people pry into the corners of other people's walls, proudly think they have a trick, tell this trick to their good brothers! As a result, the good brother went to give it a try, but the fart didn't work.

This is similar to practicing Buddhism, when a great monk pees, he hears the sound of water rushing on the ground, he is enlightened, he has attained enlightenment, and he has become a generation of eminent monks, but you can't take peeing as enlightenment.

Zheng Lingguan felt at this time that Sister Chiyo was really my Ren Yingying! I couldn't help it, so I walked over quickly.

"My lord." Yi Neng Jingzhai, a dog-legged swordsman, caught a glimpse of the good official out of the corner of his eye, and quickly turned around to greet him, the good official naturally knew how to make a gesture at this time, people have actually been acting all their lives, just like women, they will put on all kinds of beautiful poses when there are many people, but you can never imagine her posture sitting on the toilet.

It's not shameful to pretend, everyone in this world is pretending, but it's shameful that they are pretending, but they don't admit that they are pretending.

Aren't good officials even inferior to women? Naturally, it is a posture of the lord, such as when you are in battle, you don't need to be polite.

Chiyo saw his husband coming over wearing Nanban armor, and couldn't help but say to him: "Husband-sama, the arrows on the battlefield have no eyes, you have to be careful." ”

The good official is actually nervous deep in his heart, he is naturally nervous about things he has not experienced, but at this time he deliberately smiled, "There is a female Zhuge like Sister Chiyo, what do I have to be afraid of, I am ready to sit and watch how Sister Chiyo destroys and defeats the enemy......"

The coquettish and fair face showed a very cautious face, and Chiyo shook his head and said: "Husband-kun, Takahashi-sama is also a famous general for a while, I'm afraid I'm not an opponent, I have already sent ninjas to Tachibana Mountain Castle for help, so, my purpose is just to hold on until this afternoon, for such a long time, reinforcements can come over no matter what." ”

The obedient official was surprised at first, and Chiyo said that Takahashi Shaoyun didn't even brow, no matter what, he was also a nominal ex-father-in-law! He didn't know that Xiong Zongmao changed his surname to Tachibana, which is equivalent to entering the family, especially the Tachibana family, there are quite a lot of important ministers and good generals, and they are all pulled up by the thunder god father, these people are naturally loyal to the princess more than loyal to Tachibana Zongmao, as for Takahashi Shaoyun, he is certainly one of the two walls of the Great Friend, but the feudal system has a characteristic, which can be explained in one sentence, [the vassals of the vassals, not my vassals], and the feudalism of the Ming Dynasty is called feudal centralization, which is completely two systems.

In other words, although Thunder God Tachibana Daddy is a subordinate of Otomo Sorin, the important ministers of the Tachibana family will not even give face to Otomo Sorin, Kyushu Exploration Topic, this is called, a vassal of a vassal, not a vassal of mine.

Since Otomo Zonglin may not be able to command the retainers and samurai of the Tachibana family, then Takahashi Shaoyun for the Tachibana family, it is not a Yongle Tongbao relationship, it needs to be mentioned that at this time, the official currency of Fusang is the copper coin of the Ming Dynasty, of which the largest circulation is the Tongbao minted during the Yongle period, so there is no such saying that the relationship between a Yongle Tongbao is not only used by the Ming people, but also by the Fuso people.

This is also one of the arguments of some experts in Fusang in later generations, we Fuso, since ancient times, most of the history has used the culture of the Celestial Empire, the currency of the Celestial Empire, and the New Year of the Celestial Empire, so why are we not Celestial Empire people.

I was slightly surprised by Sister Chiyo's attitude, but the good official was still quite happy and couldn't help it, so he said, "I believe that Sister Chiyo you can make the enemy disappear with a snap of your fingers." ”

Chiyo couldn't laugh or cry when he said it, so he had to put on a pretty face, "Lord Husband, soldier, the major affairs of the country, the land of death and life, you look like this, it's too frivolous, this is not the wind and the moon, we are fighting, and many people here will die in bliss because of this......"

This is the first time that Chiyo has said such a good official in such a heavy tone in front of many retainers, she said half of it, and she immediately regretted it, the husband is young, and he is the Maocai of the Ming Kingdom, although the swordsmanship is outstanding, he has never killed anyone, he has more than enough self-defense, and he can't understand the cruelty of war, which is also understandable, I said him in front of so many retainers, will it be too ...... She immediately wanted to apologize, but as a result, the obedient official laughed, he naturally didn't think it was wrong, in later generations, even movies like "My Sassy Girlfriend" were popular, and slapping was just a leisurely time, and if he couldn't accept Sister Chiyo's level, then wouldn't he even be able to compare with people in this era.

"I was wrong, I was wrong." The obedient official smiled and shook a shot, this is, Yi Neng Xiaozaburo Jingzhai hurriedly patted his ass, "The lord is humble and has the demeanor of the great sage of the ancients!" He said that this sycophant hit the heart of the good official, and he couldn't help but be a little proud in his heart, and Naoto Kan next to him immediately said: "Your Majesty used to read the Spring and Autumn Period, and saw Qi Jinggong apologize to Prime Minister Yanzi, I thought that this was deliberately beautified by the ancient sages, but now I see the lord like this, and then I realize that the ancients are honest and do not deceive me." ”

With these two people taking the lead in patting the sycophants, all the retainers praised the lord for his high wind and brightness, and naturally, the princess also wanted to praise it, and it was also an ancient virtue!

Kan Naoto's sycophant is more advanced, and even the obedient official can't help but be slightly surprised, you must know that Kan Naoto is coming from Tachibana Genga's subordinates, and he has also read Spring and Autumn? In this era, he is already a high-level intellectual, and it seems that Daddy Thor is really full of talents!

As for a bunch of sycophants, this obedient official doesn't think about it, personal morality and ability, these are fundamentally two different things, just like Chen Ping, the prime minister of the Han Dynasty, someone slandered Emperor Liu Bang and said that Chen Ping was that person! Stealing sister-in-law, morality is not good, Liu Bang called Chen Ping over, Chen Ping heard it, quit, took off his hat, Emperor, I don't steal sister-in-law, this has something to do with helping you govern the world, Mao!

What's more, the superior employs people, and the favorite ones are also people with shortcomings, you have no shortcomings, everyone praises each other, and no one says you are bad, what do you want to do? Do you want to come and sit in my position?

Therefore, the good official doesn't care about sycophants, besides, who doesn't like to hear good words! If you really want to be surrounded by Bao Zheng, who is outspoken, I touch the little hand of the slave girl, maybe he will come up too, regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one spray, I'm sick.

Such a group of people talked lively, and the atmosphere immediately infected the surroundings, and everyone saw that the lord also came out, and the adults were still talking jokes easily, and suddenly, the tension was half dispersed.

And at this time, the good official really opened his mouth to tell a joke, "Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you an anecdote, it is said that the first thing that can ascend to the lord of the country, Maeda Toshiya, won the battle is to be busy looting money, once defeated, Maeda Toshiya was anxious, and ordered his subordinates to quickly transport the looted money back first, and at this time, Mrs. Maeda laughed in front of all the retainers and criticized her husband, saying that it would be better for the husband to throw away the gun, so it would be easier to move gold." "Maeda Toshiie, nicknamed Gun Nobu Zuo, is a celebrity who uses guns, which is naturally a satire on Maeda Toshiie's greed for money.

After he finished speaking, he laughed, but when his subordinates heard this, they immediately looked at each other, made eye contact with each other, and muttered in their hearts, it seems that the lord's words last night were not drunk! Sure enough, I'm thinking about the wife and daughter of Major General Maeda Zuo.

The obedient official laughed twice, and he didn't laugh when he looked around, and even Yi Neng Jingzhai, who was the most good at sycophancy, didn't laugh, and he was suddenly bored,, is my joke very cold.

"Lord, the villain has a sentence, I don't know whether to say it or not." Yi Neng Jingzhai struggled on his face, gritted his teeth, suddenly bent down and lowered his head, and even used a very humble villain to call himself, you must know that he is now no matter what, nominally he is also a big man of 100,000 stone grids.

Slightly surprised, the obedient official frowned slightly imperceptibly, "Jing Zhai, just say it!" ”

Hearing Xiao Maocai's simple words, Yi Neng Jingzhai actually felt a slight chill in his heart, after his few years of contact, this lord's temper can be described as mild, such a short word, it proves that he is not in a good mood at the moment! However, he had to say this, because only he was qualified to say it, and it was not appropriate for others to say it.

Stiff-headed, Yi Neng Jingzhai said: "Lord, the wife of Major General Maeda Zuo must be very old, you ...... shouldn't be so obsessed...... "He stammered, and the meaning of his words was, lord, you are young, you may like older and gentle women, we as subordinates can understand, but you always hang the wife of Major General Maeda Zuo's family next to your mouth, this, it's not appropriate! Back then, His Royal Highness Otomo Zonglin loved to do this kind of thing to snatch people's wives, but as a result, everyone rebelled and left, from one million stone grids to more than 400,000 stone high today, this is still including the hundreds of thousands of stones of the Tachibana family, it can be said that the direct territory of the Otomo family is only more than 100,000 stones, this is the end of worrying about other people's wives! Besides, you also have to consider the feelings of Princess Chiyo.

He stammered and finally said what he wanted to express, it was really difficult for him, in the winter, he was sweating profusely.

When the obedient official heard this, it was really ridiculous, feelings, do you all think that I am worried about the wife of the Maeda Toshi family, and I look like someone who is worried about other people's wives?

He couldn't help but turn his head and ask Chiyo, "Sister Chiyo, do I look like I like old women?" ”

Chiyo frowned slightly, and then shook his head slightly, and the good official was immediately overjoyed, ha! You see, Sister Chiyo doesn't believe it.

"My lord, the concubine has also lost her mother since she was a child, so she is also quite envious of the older girl's surname." Sister Chiyo said very tactfully, he naturally said everything to Chiyo, and the situation at home had already been told to Sister Chiyo.

When the good official heard this, he was almost injured, and he was directly stunned on the spot, half loud, and then said with a wry smile: "You all misunderstood me, I really didn't mean that." Then, I added a sentence in my heart, sure enough, there may be women in the world who don't eat, but there is absolutely no woman who is not jealous, even Sister Chiyo is like this, and she is actually jealous because she misunderstands that I like other people's wives.

Fortunately, at this time, Takahashi Shaoyun on the other side of the river relieved him of the siege, and as soon as the army moved in the dark, the warriors on both sides suddenly saw it clearly, and shouted loudly.

In this case, Chiyo naturally didn't care about eating Maeda Toshi's wife's flying vinegar, and used a fan to command the Sakai Girls' Team to raise the iron cannon, but his heart was coiled, no! Takahashi-sama and his father are called Otomo Shuangbi, and they shouldn't use such a rudimentary or even flawed way of attacking!

You must know that the most dangerous time is when the army crosses halfway, this is almost the common sense of people who fight, and Takahashi Shaoyun is known as a famous general, how can he make such a mistake?

Chiyo originally lined up the crane wing formation, intending to defend it, but at this time, when he thought about it, he suddenly frowned.

Wrong.

(To be continued)