Chapter 32: Useless People?

Meng Wu hesitated whether to enter the Chinese military tent. He is a small centurion who is not yet qualified to enter the big tent of the Chinese army.

Before Qin Yiren could speak, Wang Ling beckoned to Meng Wu and said, "Meng Wu, you come too." ”

"General Xie!" Meng Wu was overjoyed.

He and Qin Yiren haven't seen each other for many years, where do you want to separate, Wang Ling let him enter the big tent of the Chinese army, and his asshole is happy.

The Chinese army's big tent is large enough to accommodate more than 100 people, but the furnishings are extremely simple. In the middle is a wide short table, and at the back is a low table, which is for the royal tomb. On both sides is a low table, which is used for kneeling when sitting on the table.

"Childe, please!" Wang Ling invited Qin Yiren to sit down, and then returned to his position as the coach and sat down.

Meng Fu and Huan Qi each found a seat to sit down, Qin Jun's orders were extremely strict, but there was not so much red tape, it was very casual, just find a seat for each.

Qin Yiren pulled Meng Wu and asked him to sit beside him, of course Meng Wu had no objections, and was very happy.

"Although it is late at night now, the son is back, and the happy event is also true, we will hold a short dust-washing banquet for the son." Wang Ling glanced at everyone and said with a smile: "You all know what Gongzi is doing in Handan, so I won't say more, hold a banquet." With a wave of his right hand, he was extremely powerful, as if he was commanding thousands of troops.

The generals' eyes kept slipping around on Qin Yiren, extremely curious, who called Qin Yiren the number one person in the world?

As soon as Wang Ling's order was handed down, the soldiers came in and began to set up a banquet. The process is the same as that of the Qin army, it is orderly and fast, and it only takes a while to set up the banquet.

The Qin people are simple, simple, not luxurious, and the same is true of their wine banquets, such as a fat sheep stew, a piece of pork knuckle, a plate of garlic, a plate of bitter vegetables, and a few pot helmets, and that's it.

But. Qin Yiren looked at these authentic Qin dishes. The memories of my ex came back to me, and I felt very intimate. Since leaving the Qin State and coming to the Zhao State as a hostage, Qin Yiren has rarely seen the dishes of the Qin State, and when he sees them again at this time, he is extremely kind, and his eyes are full of wonderful little stars.

"According to military law. Alcohol is forbidden in the army, and when the alien son returns, he will make an exception once, but it is limited to the third lord! Wang Ling picked up the wine lord. Chong Qin said strangely: "Childe, please do this!" ”

"General Xie! Thank you, Generals! Qin Yiren picked up the wine lord.

"!" A bold voice sounded, and everyone drank it dry.

Put down the bronze winelord. Qin Yiren picked up the bitter herbs and stuffed them into his mouth, chewed them through, the taste was long, and the aftertaste was endless. Qin wine with bitter herbs, this is a must in the Qin country. It can make Qin wine more mellow and have a long taste.

Re-taste the authentic Qin wine bitter vegetables. Qin Yiren's nose is pantothenic, how difficult it is.

Finish three lords in a row. Wang Ling ordered the wine to be withdrawn. The crowd began to eat meat and pot helmets.

Qin Yiren picked up a thick, golden pot helmet, looked at it for a while, was surprised, and muttered to himself in his heart: "Why is there a pot helmet?" ”

Pot helmet is a very convenient food, something that modern people know, Qin Yiren was very surprised at first glance.

"Childe, do you know how the pot helmet came from?" Just when Qin Yiren was surprised, Meng Wu lowered his voice and rushed at Qin Yiren.

"How?" Qin Yiren had eaten the pot helmet, but he didn't know how the pot helmet came about, and he really wanted to find out.

"Ben got it!" Before Meng Wu could answer, Wang Ling patted his chest and said very proudly: "As soon as General Ben gets it, it will be more convenient for the Great Qin Ruishi." ”

"You?" Qin Yiren's eyes widened, and he was very unbelieving.

The pot helmet has been passed down for a long time, but I don't know who invented it, and Qin Yiren really doesn't believe it.

"This has to start with the Battle of Changping." Wang Ling's eyes flashed proudly, and he was very complacent, and said: "At that time, we fought with Zhao Gou in front, and the people sent us food and drink. The land where I am is is bitter, and there is no water, which is more precious than gold, and if we bring flour, we will not have water, and we will not be able to eat bread. What can I do? ”

Speaking of this, Wang Ling's voice was slightly higher, and he said: "As soon as the rear is summed up, simply mix the flour and water, make dough, and send it to the front line, let us make the cake by ourselves." ”

The main food crop of the Qin State was wheat, which was based on pasta, and the Qin army was based on bread.

"That day, Zhao Gou fought with us like crazy, and we almost couldn't resist it. At a critical juncture, Ben General ordered someone to use the cooking kettle as a shield to resist Zhao Gou's arrows, and finally repelled Zhao Gou's counterattack. Wang Ling's brows were raised, like a sharp sword unsheathed, and he said: "The battle is won, but we are going to starve, the kettle is broken, and we can't make bread, how can this happen?" ”

Wang Ling dragged out his voice, glanced at everyone, was very proud, raised his neck, and said: "Ben will have an idea, take off the helmet, put it on the fire, knead the dough again, and throw it into the helmet. Turn it over a few times, and it becomes a pot helmet. ”

"That's how you got the pot helmet?" Qin Yiren was surprised for a while.

From the Warring States period to the present, pot helmets are still popular and still loved by people, although they are a little harder and require a good pair of teeth, but it is very convenient.

In this way, the pot helmet spread throughout the army. When the gentleman found out, he ordered to send dough to the front, and no longer send flour, which saved us a lot of trouble! Wang Ling patted his chest very proudly and said with a smile: "For this matter, the soldiers also made up a pot helmet song." ”

"And songs?" Qin Yiren was even more unbelievable.

"Childe, listen up." Wang Ling made a pot helmet, which saved Qin Jun a lot of things, this is one of the most proud things in his life, or he can't show it off.

Wang Ling, Meng Fu, Huan Qi, and all the generals sang in unison:

Pot helmet, pot helmet, wheat noodle pot helmet.

The iron helmet is hard, brown and crispy.

The smoke was smoky, thick and black.

Eternal war rice, Great Qin pot helmet.

The singing voice is majestic and heroic, straight through the nine skies, making people's blood boiling, and Qin Yiren's eyes are particularly bright.

Wang Ling and they were not only singing, but they also kept clapping their thighs and beating the beat, and a rough atmosphere filled the heavens and the earth.

The Qin people were rough and beat with their thighs, which was the sign of the Qin people, and the land of Shandong accused the Qin people of being barbarians.

As soon as this "Pot Helmet Song" is sung, the atmosphere is better, and this meal is full of joy.

After the banquet was dispersed, Wang Ling ordered someone to prepare a tent for Qin Yiren, and Meng Wu chased after Qin Yiren, unable to bear to separate. For Mengwu. Qin Yiren has a good impression. It was decided that the two of them would sleep on the same couch.

At night, there was always movement and screams in Qin Yiren's tent from time to time.

"Meng Wu, you are married, is your wife's chest round? Is the butt warped? Is the wind not coquettish? Can you toss on the couch? Is Kung Fu good? The voice of an unscrupulous hedgehog sounded.

"Childe, you are so unscrupulous, what kind of heart do you have?" A young man shouted accusations.

"I'm thinking about you. We're best friends, and if you can't, I'll give you ideas. "A certain unscrupulous son is even more obscene.

"You can't!" A young man was furious.

"Bang!" A heavy landing sounded, and an unscrupulous boy fell from the couch to the ground, screaming: "Ah! ”

"Childe. Is your wife's kung fu good? Can you do it? "The hedgehog of an unscrupulous young man is no worse than that of an unscrupulous son.

"How do you speak? Can this son not work? You can't! "A certain unscrupulous boy is very angry.

"Bang!" A heavy thud sounded, and an unscrupulous young man fell from the couch to the ground, letting out a miserable scream: "Ah! ”

That's it. There was no small movement in this tabernacle that lasted for a night.

The next morning, the Qin soldiers found that the first soldier in the world had a pair of red eyes, like rabbit eyes. Of course. The young general next to the world's number one soldier is no better, not only his eyes are red. There are also some blue noses and swollen faces, judging from the rich experience of the Qin soldiers. It's not a blow, it's a fall.

The two of them were red-eyed. But it was extremely good, and they ate together and wandered around together.

Later generations know that Qin Shi Huang had great trust in Meng Tian, why is this?

First, because Meng Tian has outstanding talent and is a prodigy who is both civil and military; The second is that Qin Shi Huang and Meng Tian are three generations of friends, Qin Shi Huang's grandfather Yingzhu and Meng Wei have a deep friendship, Qin Shi Huang's father Qin Yiren and Meng Wu have a good relationship, the two have nothing to say, they are good enough to wear a pair of pants, and Qin Shi Huang himself has a good personal relationship with Meng Tian.

Wang Ling gave Meng Wu a military order, asking him to accompany Qin Yiren. This military order made Meng Wu overjoyed, and he did his best to accompany Qin Yiren. Accompanied by Meng Wu, Qin Yiren walked around the Qin army's camp, and his understanding of the Qin army was more profound, and he was greatly admired.

"The Qin army deserves to be the 'invincible army' in Chinese history, sweeping away the six countries and unifying China; Qin Yiren was full of praise for Qin Jun.

The Qin army is a famous "iron-blooded hero" and "invincible army" in Chinese history, creating countless glories. With one enemy and six enemies, the six countries of Shandong were warned, and after a hundred years of conquest, they finally unified China, which is so rare.

In terms of population, the six states of Shandong far surpassed those of Qin; In terms of land, the six kingdoms of Shandong far surpassed those of Qin; In terms of financial resources, the six states of Shandong far surpassed the state of Qin, and it stands to reason that the state of Qin should not be the opponent of the six states of Shandong, however, the situation is just the opposite, and the six states of Shandong are not the opponents of the state of Qin.

This is all the glory won by the Qin army with iron and blood!

Qin Yiren walked around the Qin army's camp for three days, gained a lot, and learned more about the Qin army.

However, three days later, Wang Ling invited Qin Yiren to the big tent of the Chinese army and said, "Childe, I have already arranged it, I will send someone to escort Gongzi back to Xianyang." ”

"Back to Xianyang?" Qin Yicai is unwilling, he hasn't made meritorious service yet.

At this time, it is naturally not a problem to return to Xianyang, the problem is that there is no meritorious service, there is no merit and fame, and it is not too advantageous for him to ascend to the throne of Qin. The current battle of Handan is a good opportunity for Qin Yiren, he wants to take advantage of this opportunity to make meritorious contributions, and he must not return to Xianyang.

"General, I want to stay in the army, can I?" Qin Yiren asked.

"Childe, according to the Qin law, no useless people are allowed to be left in the army, and I ask Gongzi to forgive me." Wang Ling shook his head and rejected Qin Yiren's request.

It's not that Wang Ling wants to drive Qin Yiren away, it's really that Qin law is strict, military law is stricter, and there are no useless people in the army, although Qin Yiren is the first soldier in the world, but he doesn't know the way of the army, let alone a Qin soldier, and he is not allowed to stay in the army. Wang Ling can let Qin Yiren stay for three days, which is already very good. (To be continued.) )