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The moment Liao Shengzong opened the curtain, he saw a crystal clear Buddha statue scattering colorful light under the illumination of the light......

The first time they saw such a bizarre scene, everyone was stunned, and Sun Fu and the others also saw the true face of this treasure for the first time, and their performance was not much better than others. Of course, the most surprising thing is the Liao Shengzong, because he now believes in Buddhism, and the scene in front of him is too similar to the situation depicted in the scriptures, even if he has seen countless treasures, he will only feel that the one in front of him is the best.

"Good, good, good! I love this gift! Please tell the emperor of your country, you have to worry about it! After a long while, Liao Shengzong came to his senses, trembled and picked up the Buddha statue and stroked it back and forth, and said to Sun Fu and the others with great excitement.

"Your Majesty, if you like it! The minister has another gift, please smile at the emperor! Seeing Liao Shengzong's reaction, Sun Fu was also very happy, it seemed that his first step was right.

"Oh, and yes! Hurry up and submit it! "Liao Shengzong happily waited to see the strange, but he didn't want to get his hands on a strange iron pipe, except that it could be retracted, there was nothing remarkable!

Seeing Liao Shengzong looking at him suspiciously, Sun Fu cleared his throat and stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, this treasure may have to be demonstrated by the minister himself!" ”

"Okay!"

Sun Fu did not make any action when he received this treasure, but said to Liao Shengzong: "Please also ask the emperor to move outside the palace, there is no way to demonstrate here." ”

In order to see the strangeness, Liao Shengzong struggled for a while, but still came out of the hall with the support of the guards.

Sun Fu first chose a distant mountain, let Hou Hou hold the iron pipe in front of him, and after a period of contraction, he handed the adjusted iron pipe to Liao Shengzong, and asked him to see the distant mountain he had just seen.

Liao Shengzong put his eyes in front of the iron pipe suspiciously, and looked at the mountain in the distance, this look was not tight, almost scared himself, he didn't have time to think about the problem of losing face, he first called out in surprise: "Ah! It's amazing that such a gadget can bring a distant mountain to your eyes! ”

Liao Shengzong couldn't put it down and played with this strange thing, looking at Sun Fu and the others, his eyes were much softer, and there was a hint of a smile, as if to say: You are very good at being a man, your emperor is not bad, you know how to honor your elders, go back and call your emperor Don't worry, I, an elder, will not bully him, let him have fun, and it doesn't matter if the country is bad.

Sun Fu looked at Liao Shengzong with a hillbilly appearance, of course, the appearance he just saw could be ignored, he thought about it again and again, and still planned to remind Liao Shengzong in a whisper: "Your Majesty, this thing can't move mountains, it's just that the mountains in the distance are enlarged, and it looks more clearly." Our emperor called this thing 'clairvoyance', which can make people see farther. ”

"Clairvoyance? That's a good name! But how can I see that some places are blurry? ”

"Back to Your Majesty, when this clairvoyant is looking at places at different distances, it has to be adjusted by this telescopic length, you can try it on another mountain!"

After Sun Fu's comparison, Liao Shengzong also made a rough idea, he changed a mountain, and after some tinkering: "It's clear!" Clear! And so it was! ”

In fact, these two gifts are a glass statue of the Buddha and a telescope, as for the flash of the Buddha statue, it is just the refraction of light caused by various facets inside the Buddha statue. Speaking of this glass, it was also made by Tao Sancai, and the purity is not very good, Zhao Zhen also took it and made two gadgets casually, and it is not a problem to fool the leopard in the north who has never seen the world, and by the way, he also saved this year's gift money, why not!

Liao Shengzong was old and physically exhausted, and after tossing for a while, he reluctantly returned to the main hall, and waited until his breath was even, before announcing the start of the birthday banquet.

There is nothing to say about the birthday banquet, every year is like that, except for roast sheep or roast sheep, it has been better in recent years, at least I know that I know how to roast and put seasonings or something, if I want to put it in the past, then I will directly give you a half-baked leg of mutton.

After three rounds of wine, five flavors of meat, and the birthday banquet has also entered the core part, in fact, for an emperor's birthday banquet, it is all an excuse, and the envoys of various countries want to use this plan to achieve certain goals, and everyone knows it. So when everyone is eating and drinking, they are ready to start doing business, of course, some are here to play soy sauce to watch the excitement, this time everyone understands that the protagonist is the envoy of the Song Dynasty and the Xia King, and they are all on a posture to watch the big show.

Sun Fu was not hypocritical, and when he saw that the situation was almost over, he got up and toasted to Liao Shengzong: "Your Majesty, on behalf of my Emperor of the Great Song Dynasty and the 10,000,000 people of the Great Song Dynasty, I would like to toast you!" ”

"Greetings to the Emperor of your country! Here, cheers! Liao Shengzong also raised his glass and signaled to Sun Fu.

"Thank you, Your Majesty! My emperor still has a message for his ministers to bring to His Majesty......"

"Say it!"

"Your Majesty, it's like this, my emperor recently lost a dog, and I heard that you took it in, so my emperor hopes that the minister will express his gratitude to you, thank you for taking it in! No, my emperor sent his ministers to bring it back, do you think it's convenient? ”

"Dogs? What dog? Did we pick up the dog in Liao? Liao Shengzong deliberately pretended to be confused, and pretended to ask the ministers around him, and the ministers around him also shook their heads.

Li Chengwei is not stupid, listening to the singing and harmonizing of these goods in front of him, obviously he didn't take himself seriously, Emperor Liao, you are a cow, I don't dare to mess with you, but you said that you are a cowardly Song man who also came to ridicule me, and I don't give you some color, you still think you are a character!

He stood up suddenly, and sprayed at Sun Fu: "Today is a good day for the birthday of His Majesty the Great Emperor, what do you say you cowardly Song people are doing here?" What to do, what to do! ”

"Didn't your father teach you how to talk to the minister? This official is talking to the emperor, where did you come up with something? Sun Fu looked at Li Chengwei, whose anger was skyrocketing, without fear, and **** him casually.

"You ......" Li Chengwei is definitely not an opponent in terms of this tongue, so he intends to give full play to the strength of his force value.

"Alright! All right! Liao Shengzong was still quite happy to see the two of them quarreling, but if it was escalated to force, his face would not look good, and Liao Shengzong had to open his mouth to persuade: "Sun Qingjia, I don't know what the emperor of your country means?" ”

"Back to Your Majesty, my emperor said that my Great Song Dynasty is a state of etiquette, and as a responsible major country, it should contribute to regional peace. Moreover, Song Liao is a country of brothers, and we should work together to create a harmonious world. Therefore, you can raise this dog if you want, and if you don't want to raise it, it's okay to cook it and eat meat, if you get bored one day, I still reserve the right to get it back......" Sun Fu said without humility or arrogance.

Li Chengwei listened to Sun Fu endlessly, holding the boss's anger in his heart, you can talk well, one dog per sentence, your whole family is a dog. Although everyone here knows who Sun Fu is talking about, but after all, people didn't say it clearly, don't you just admit it when you stand up at this time, Li Chengwei is not a fool, so he can only continue to hold his breath and magnify his moves.

Finally waited for Sun Fu to finish speaking, in order to prevent him from continuing to humiliate himself, Li Chengwei hurriedly stood up, and also toasted a glass of wine before saying: "On behalf of King Xia, the ministers congratulate His Majesty the Great Liao Emperor on eternal immortal blessings, longevity and heavenly qi!" Congratulations to the great Liao Empire for thousands of generations! Thank you for your generosity and kindness to Emperor Da Liao, thank you Princess Xingping for being able to marry the eldest brother of the ministers, my father expressed his willingness to follow the powerful Da Liao Empire forever, and your will is the direction in which the ministers swear to die! ”

"I know about King Xia's kindness, let him find a time to marry Princess Xingping!" Liao Shengzong looked at Li Chengwei who was jumping up and down, and his face bloomed with joy.

"Your Majesty obeys!"

Hongguo hugged his thighs, touting without a lower limit, or in front of the envoys of the Great Song Dynasty, Li Chengwei deliberately wanted to slap the emperor of the Great Song Dynasty in the face in front of the envoys of various countries.

"Your little brother has gone with others, are you embarrassed to continue pretending to be forced there! Aren't all the ministers of your Song Dynasty desperate for face! You stand up and fight with the Liao country! Li Chengwei shouted excitedly in his heart.

It's a pity that Sun Fu didn't hear his shout, and he was still enjoying this little wine there. He didn't know what tricks Li Deming was playing, didn't he just want Song Liao to pinch him, so that he could have a chance to develop! If you want to play left and right, no way! Or the saint is right, you like to play and play, our Da Song is too lazy to pay attention to you This is a bad thing. This Liao Shengzong is not a good thing, deliberately acting with others here, doesn't he just want us to increase the New Year's coins? It's a pity that this time I met our demon emperor, your wishful thinking can't be heard!

Of course, there is also a price to be paid for doing this, and I know with my toes that going back this time will definitely attract verbal criticism, and those guys who can only fight will definitely say that they have lost the prestige of the Great Song Dynasty, and if they don't do it, they will aim their heads at the saint. Hmph, no matter how they came, I just said that I was bent on going my own way, how much love I loved, it was a big deal to take off the black gauze hat on my head, and I went back to Mount Tai to read my own book, oh, no, I still went to the Royal Academy. Okay, that's it!

"Sun Qingjia, do you have anything to say?" Liao Shengzong didn't know Sun Fu's inner activities at the moment, seeing that he didn't respond for a long time, this is not like the style of the Song Dynasty! I have all arranged this script, and you say that you don't cooperate, how can I act alone? Hurry up and object, then I will have an excuse to call you for more money.

"Uh, back to Your Majesty's words, the minister really has something to say, I was interrupted just now, didn't the minister just talk about the issue of peace, my family saint thinks that in order to show the magnanimity and style of my Great Song Dynasty and play a leading role in the cause of regional peace, my emperor decided to sign a disarmament agreement with Daliao, I don't know if you are interested?" Hearing the name of Liao Shengzong, Sun Fu had to stand up and answer.

"Disarmament? What the hell? Let's hear it. "Liao Shengzong was shocked that the Song Dynasty wanted to disarm one day, and forgot to ask for money for a while.

What does this little kid of the Song Dynasty want to do? At this moment, not only the Liao Shengzong was puzzled, but the rest of the envoys were all reacting. You said that it would be good for you to be able to stalemate with others with this little soldier now, and now you still have to play disarmament, do you think that there is no point in living?

"Back to Your Majesty, it's like this, my Great Song Dynasty is building roads on a large scale, you must know this!"

"That's right! I've also heard that the project seems to be quite huge, and your emperor can toss it! ”

"Not really! You don't know! In order to build these roads, a lot of money has been spent, and now our treasury is empty. You also know that our dynasty is now raising more than 100,000 soldiers, and the annual cost is too much, and our Song and Liao are all brothers, and it is useless to raise so many soldiers. Therefore, my emperor wants to discuss with you, should we all cut off some of the border troops, otherwise we won't be able to make up the New Year's coins for Da Liao! What do you think is good? Sun Fu was in that handful of snot and tears, crying and crying out for poverty.

This is really embarrassing for him, the Song Dynasty has always been a good face, and civil officials are even more so, they dare to break their wrists with the emperor for the sake of face. But in order to achieve the plan of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger given to him by Zhao Zhen, he also let it go, and he deserved to be the famous Mr. Song Chusan in later generations.