Chapter 98: Hou Xiaobai, you straw bale
The good official really wants to scold and look at your sister! Then find a vampire's tea bag and throw it on the girl's face, isn't it just a broken Ningbo City Bo Si Ti, or a deputy, a deputy director of the Bureau of Industry and Commerce who collects taxes, you chirp crookedly, young master, my cabinet elders have been scolded, what are you. His temper is exercised by later generations as otaku in major forums, the Internet makes people unscrupulous, and after he arrived in the Ming Dynasty, he found that the readers were more unscrupulous, and there was a river crab beast in later generations, but the Ming Dynasty scholar Tianwang Lao Tzu was not afraid, as for the legendary Jinyiwei, he had never seen it once, so he gradually became bolder, as if he was also a serious scholar of the Ming Dynasty, what is scolding, this is the privilege of the Ming Dynasty readers, Only these meritorious and famous people are qualified to scold people, and if you don't scold people, you are not considered a scholar.
Therefore, his left eyebrow moved, and he seemed to smile and said: "Brother Hou Xian, as the deputy of the Sixth Rank Promotion Division, you colluded with Haikou, what kind of crime is this according to the law of the Ming Dynasty?" It's a decisive decision! Or behead the prisoner! β
In fact, Hou Xiaobai's idea is to frame the Yan family to collude with Haikou, and even, he doesn't know that the obedient official still understands Fusang characters, he only needs to get the Yan family overseas, and then use that letter as evidence to connect from the Yan family to Zheng Guofan, you said that you didn't collude with the Haikou, why do you have a close relationship with the Yan family, your house is worth 3,000 taels, why did the Yan family sell it to you for 400 taels? Well?
Even, he can even accuse Shen Dunyu, the magistrate of Daxing County, for this reason, then Zheng Guofan is your Daxing County Xue Xue Sheng! His expression is a gift from you, and it is not false! He also gave you money, and he didn't fake it! Now that the evidence of his collusion with Haikou is conclusive, you say you don't know?
This, is the Ming Dynasty famous [melon vine copy], "History of the Ming Dynasty" said: through its hometown, turn to climb and dye, called the melon vine copy, the village for the ruins.
The reason why he is so confident is because although Zheng Guofan is a little famous, he is just a white body, and who is he Hou Xiaobai? Ningbo Bo Tiju Division, Zhejiang Political Secretary Li Shaonan's brother-in-law, and his brother-in-law Li Shaonan's backstage is now the famous Dongchang palm seal eunuch Zhang Whale, these are his confidence.
Therefore, he smiled and waved the feather fan in his hand with a smile, "Brother Fengzhang, I am an official, and you are white, you should say, let's talk, who does the court believe?" β
Seeing him triumphantly slandering his young master, the big head couldn't help it, took two steps forward according to the hilt of the knife, and said loudly: "Dead people can't speak." β
The big head is only eleven years old, and now he has a calm little face and a ruthless appearance, which makes people look completely murderous, and only wants to laugh, Hou Xiaobai deliberately took a step back, "Yo! What a fierce villain......" He was about to say a few light words, but then he thought that this was not in line with his identity, so he coughed immediately and changed his words, "Boy, attacking the court officials is a capital crime!" β
The obedient official stretched out his hand and dragged his big head to his side, then looked at Hou Xiaobai and said, "Brother Hou, is there a ...... here?" I'll count them, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, ......" He pretended to gesture, and then suddenly said: "How come there are hundreds of people, Brother Hou is sure that he can buy everyone to testify that the younger brother is colluding with Haikou?" β
Hou Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, the Wen Ren clan next to him hated and hated this guy, he had seen straw bales, but he had never seen such straw bales, you talked nonsense and talked a lot of nonsense, you must know that the more you talk, the more flaws there are, with this kung fu, it is the right way to bring those Fusang people over. She didn't want to reach out and touch this guy who seemed to have a white face and some reading popularity, but was actually a straw bag, so she simply stretched out her foot and kicked him in the ankle.
You must know that the two husbands who married Wen Ren before and after, although the first husband was a businessman, he really had some goods in his belly, and he also taught her Fusang writing, and although the second husband Duan Tianya was killed by a good official, that guy is not a simple thing, and the guy who can make people in Daxing County and other counties call Duan Daguanren can still hook up with so many women from good families, is that a simple person? Therefore, Wen Ren's family doesn't look down on Hou Xiaobai at all, although Hou Tiju is a civil official, but the goods in his stomach are probably similar to the Hou Zong who hissed and shouted [as long as nine hundred and ninety-eight, you can take this product home], saying that he is a straw bag, maybe exaggerating, but compared with a good official, he is really a straw bag.
Hou Xiaobai was kicked by Wen Ren's family, he was stunned, and said that the little lady kicked me very much, he turned his brain, thinking that what he said was not focused enough, so he suddenly realized that he laughed, "Brother Fengzhang, where is Haikou here?" The Haikouyan family is now all imprisoned, and the one who captured the Haikouyan family alive is Li Yufu, Master Li, who admired the court's voluntary attachment, and my brother-in-law...... My envoy Li Shaonan of Zhejiang Province said that Li Yufu is loyal to the country and can be a general in Zhejiang Province. β
This sentence reversed the identity of the official and the thief, in fact, this is also one of the ideas of the Wen Ren clan, as long as the matter is done well, the big thing is decided, basically the obedient official has no chance to turn over, but you Hou Xiaobai should not say it in front of hundreds of people!
You know, now the jade dragon Li Yufu's Haikou is also divided into several forces, he has been operating for decades, the strength is the largest, and the second master He Kangan is only in his twenties this year, is the son of the first two masters, after the first two masters died, He Kangan sat in the position of the second master, He Er is young and vigorous, so that a good knife, but also with a bird gun to shoot the seabirds flying on the sea, his strength, equivalent to the Fusang people's so-called swordsman and iron cannon master complex, temper and bold, won the young people in the sea Kou, His ideal is to be a longitudinal (^@^) sea coward from all over the world.
And Lu Louwei is in his thirties, he was promoted by Li Yufu at the beginning, and he was originally loyal to Li Yufu, but, it shouldn't be, this guy saved a little girl on Fusang Island last year, I never thought that the little girl had the blood of the Kyushu exploration Otomo family, and there were dozens of loyal family warriors under his hands, and the princess Otomo Jiafang, who was less than one meter tall, didn't know which string in her brain was wrong, and she actually wanted to marry Lu Louwei, and the two stood together, what a pocket beauty and a huge beast.
Today's Lu Louwei is the third master, and his mind is to listen to his mother-in-law's words and go to Fusang Island to be a pirate Daming, and he is even ready to accept the surname of Otomo after becoming bigger and stronger in the future, however, the name Lu Louwei secretly discussed by their family is not acceptable for the time being, and the loyal warriors under Princess Fang believe that today's Otomo Zonglin is a rebel, so they do not recognize the status of the twenty-first family governor of Otomo Zonglin, and the twenty-first generation of the family governor should be the lord of Yanshi Maru, If Princess Fang's husband inherits the family name of the Otomo family in the future, he must use the word "Eunuch Otomo" of the twentieth generation of the family governor, well, you can call the eunuch Otomo.
At that time, Lu Louwei, who heard this name, almost vomited blood, mud horse, this name is too tricky, so he resolutely disagreed, and later those warriors thought of a name, Otomo Tongjian, however, for the time being, he has not told Lu Louwei.
In short, Lu San's master is not the same heart as the big boss now, he is bent on pulling a vote of people to Fusang.
But now, Hou Xiaobai loudly announced that the big boss Li Yufu is now a ...... Or soon, the general of Zhejiang, the official military attache of the Ming Dynasty.
You must know that the position of the general is only lower than that of the general army, higher than that of the guerrillas, and the rank is the third rank; in the absence of the general army, the general can exercise the power of the general army and take over the power of the army, and he is already regarded as a high-ranking military attachΓ©.
Li Yufu's sea jade dragon force is about 3,000 people, of which nearly 2,000 belong to the pirates' families, and have no ability to fight, only about 1,2300 people can go to sea to cut people and rob people with knives, and there are about 600 people here who are completely loyal to Li Yufu, accounting for half of the number of pirates.
However, there is a problem with this, these pirates are young and old, and most of those older ones are old people under Li Yufu, who have seen a lot of killing, and they also have the heart to return to the imperial court with Li Yufu, but in the end, there will always be those ambitious people, some of them think that it is a good idea to go to Kyushu Island, and it is obviously better to mix with the three masters, and many young people of the new generation have not seen the flattering look of Wang Zhiyi, the owner of Wufeng, when he heard Zhao'an as an official, I think the owner of Wufeng is a big hero, born to be a pirate, stepping on the four seas, longitudinal (^@^) the world, these young people like the second master, dare to fight and dare to fight the righteousness, as for the big master, old, the belly is fat twice, what is the difference between those maritime merchants who are full of brains, only the second master can lead everyone out of a way.
Therefore, although Li Yufu's more than 600 old Haikou are experienced, they are more daring to fight, and they are obviously not worthy of the second master's subordinates, more ruthless, and not worthy of the third master's subordinates, so the strength of the three of them is actually very balanced, everyone listens to Li Yufu because the name of Jade Jiaolong has been ringing for decades, and the second and third masters are obviously not so charismatic for everyone to obey them.
If you do it slowly, for example, you will come out of the nest and go to the coast of Zhejiang in the Ming Kingdom, and the warships of the Zhejiang military guard will surround you, at this time Li Yufu said, let's return to the imperial court! Zhejiang's political envoy Li Shaonan has promised me the future of a general, the second and third, you can at least have a future for a thousand households, and when the time comes, under the combination of soft and hard, presumably He Kangan and Lu Louwei can only accept it helplessly.
But now Hou Xiaobai has poked out the matter of Zhao'an at once, you must know that it is one thing to hook up with the imperial court, but it is another thing to surrender Zhao'an, just say "Water Margin", when Song Jiang wanted to recruit An, in fact, most people were unwilling.
Therefore, as soon as Hou Xiaobai's voice fell, hundreds of Haikou were stunned, what? Zhao'an?
Originally, the crack in the middle of the pirates was still hidden, but this time, it immediately expanded, the pirates looked at each other, hundreds of people bombarded, and almost instantly, they were clearly divided into three groups of people.
Wen Renshi looked at it, his brain exploded, he only felt that his eyes were dark, and his delicate body swayed, and he finally stood still, looking at Hou Xiaobai, who didn't know why, he really hated from his heart, and sure enough, the mud couldn't support the wall.
Good official's eyes! The brain is good, and when I look at it, I understand, and laugh at the moment, "Brother Hou, it seems that not everyone wants to follow you!" Otherwise, you take these people down to discuss first, and then come back after the discussion, don't worry, I won't escape, I'll talk to Princess Chiyo of Fuso about friendship, maybe Princess Chiyo will look at me and stand on my side! β
He laughed, because he turned to Hou Xiaobai to speak, Tachibana Chiyo was standing behind him at this time, listening to him, he didn't understand at all, and couldn't help but ask Yi Neng Kozaburo Jingzhai next to him, "He, what are you talking about?" β
Ino Kozaburo Jingsai's face was full of embarrassment, and he couldn't tell Chiyo that people were taking advantage of you! Not to mention anything else, the samurai under Princess Chiyo would definitely be furious, so he had to say perfunctorily: he was complimenting the princess on her beauty to those people.
With a low oh, a layer of crimson flew up on Tachibana Chiyo's white cheeks. Just like the amorous Miao girl who likes the Han people written in countless books, Tachibana Chiyo also feels that the young man of the Ming Kingdom is obviously better than the one in the book, especially the young man in front of him, who is fluttering in the wind, handsome as jade, where is the vulgar Zong Mao can be compared.
Seeing the frivolous and smug appearance of Zheng Chengguan, Wen Ren couldn't help but shout loudly to Tachibana Chiyo in Fusang dialect: "That little girl from Tachibana, he is talking nonsense, saying that you like him......"
As soon as he said this, Chiyo immediately took out the folding fan on his waist and unfolded it in front of his face, revealing only a pair of eyes. Ino Kosaburo Jingzhai next to him swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said in his heart, who has ever seen Princess Chiyo look shy? I'm afraid no one will believe it!
And the samurai around Chiyo pulled out their swords one after another when they heard this, and Wen Renshi was overjoyed when he saw it, Zheng Chengguan, I called you a grease mouth, now it's up to you to do it.
But she never expected that those warriors were targeting her, and Ma Lu Yelang scolded, if it weren't for Hou Xiaobai's side, there were dozens of elite pirates following, maybe people would rush up.
Wen Ren's face turned pale with anger, and he couldn't help but scold these small countries for being shameless, but he didn't know that although she learned a belly of Fusang dialect, she didn't understand Fusang customs, like she called Tachibana Chiyo little girl, which was a taboo, and a good official! Self-proclaimed five-star master of etiquette, that is not boasting, this is similar to diplomacy in later generations, you can't ask others to use the etiquette of their own country, then it is not called diplomacy called power.
At this time, Hu Litao, who tried 100 households, also saw the clue, and couldn't help but secretly pick a thumbs up at the obedient official, and said in his heart that this Zheng Xiaoxianggong's ability is really not boasting, no wonder the Yan family desperately asked this person to come.
Hou Xibai, the big straw bag, divided the Haikou into three faint teams in one sentence, although they would not kill each other, but looking at their eyes to look at each other, they knew that the estrangement had been buried, even if there was no such thing as five hundred Franc cannons, at this time everyone was gone, and Li Yufu's subordinates would almost inevitably reshuffle.
In this way, everyone's strength suddenly disappeared, and at this moment, the number of everyone seems to be almost the same, and the worse thing is that those Fusang people seem to be more pleasing to Zheng Guofan, so they will die and say, once the conflict starts, maybe they will stand on the side of Zheng Chengguan.
"Hou Xiaobai, you straw bale." Wen Renshi looked at the situation in front of him, and finally couldn't help it, and scolded Hou Xiaobai out loud, Hou Xiaobai looked aggrieved, and said in his heart that he didn't say the wrong thing! But he was really infatuated with Wenren's, and was scolded by Wenren's in public, but he couldn't help but make a sound.
At this chaotic time, in the camp of the Fusang people over there, a group of people walked over quickly, led by a young man, whose head was about the same as Shan Sinan, some huge, his hands and feet were relatively long, his face was still very childish, and his lips were covered with fluff, but his height was already seven feet, about more than one meter and eighty meters in later generations. Dressed in gorgeous armor, with a feather weave on the outside of the armor and a sword at his waist, he strode forward.
(To be continued)