Chapter Ninety-Eight: Watch Me Get Rid of Demons
The onlookers all turned red, there was such a bet, and the Feng Imperial Doctor shook his head and said, "Yijun, you friend, seriously... It's a bit frivolous. ”
Yijun followed Zhao Xian for a long time, and he had long been accustomed to this bet, so he sighed lightly and didn't say much.
As soon as the words fell, Lin Zhiping's face changed a few times, and then he smiled: "Brother Tai is really joking, so let's do it, in addition to the monsters in the water, I will jump off the lake and swim around, if you don't get rid of it, you will jump off the lake and swim around, what does Brother Tai think?" ”
While Lin Zhiping said, there was a hint of cunning in his eyes.
Are you stupid for me? Zhao Xian glanced at him disdainfully, this guy has a good calculation, if I get rid of the 'monster' in the water, of course there is no danger for you to swim again, if I don't get rid of the 'monster', then it's not a joke to go swimming.
Lin Zhiping saw that everyone also had a lot of complaints, and as soon as his eyes turned, he immediately said: "Of course, if I lose, in order to thank Brother Tai for my father and fellow villagers, in addition to this monster, I will also prepare a generous gift, and I will treat Brother Tai as an elder when I see him, how about it?" ”
This guy is a bit interesting, before he does anything, he first says that he thinks about the people, and he can't find a place to start if he wants to deal with him.
Zhao Xian couldn't help but glance at Lin Zhiping a few times, and said secretly: It's not good to make trouble when you first come to Kyoto, so you have to be forgiving and forgiving.
"Okay, Zhao will bet with you." Zhao Xian smiled lightly, moved his muscles and bones, and prepared to leave.
"What a strong man!" Everyone was excited, and they were busy pushing Zhao Xian down the lake and fighting with the 'monster'.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Zhao Xian was shocked, jumped into the lake with his bare hands and fought with the invisible thing, what is the difference between being dead and dying? He hurriedly broke free from everyone: "Zhao... No, this way to eliminate demons is to have a magic weapon, everyone let me prepare, I will come when I go. After speaking, Zhao Xian left the crowd with a figure-eight step.
Seeing that Yijun was still waiting here, everyone did not hinder them, they all looked at Zhao Xian's back curiously, and whispered:
"Can this young man really get rid of that monster in the water?"
"Maybe, maybe he is just about twenty years old, but in fact, he is already an old immortal who is more than a hundred years old."
"If this thing is not removed, how can I live in the future?"
Su Wanyun also came to the lake at this time, and she didn't dare to approach the lake easily in her heart, so she said to Yijun: "What the hell is he doing?" ”
Of course Yijun didn't know, she shook her head in confusion, but there was a little more expectation in her eyes, and she really wanted to see what good way Zhao Xian came up with.
Zhao Xian hurriedly returned to the merchant ship, rummaged through a large pile of messy objects, and within a moment took out a round iron ball, there was a hole in it, carefully tinkered with it for a long time, and then sealed it tightly, and wrapped it with several layers of oil paper to prevent water leakage.
Within a moment, Zhao Xian changed into a cyan robe, held a spherical object wrapped in oiled paper in his hand, and slowly came to the shore of the South Lake.
Tsing Yi cloth pants, not smiling, the standard one step and three shakes really have a bit of Taoist feeling, and the funny Yijun covered his lips and chuckled.
The county magistrate and the surrounding people all looked at Zhao Xian curiously at this time, and respectfully made way for him.
Originally, the old Taoist priest had already woken up, and when he heard that Zhao Xian was going to remove the things in the water, he couldn't help but shake his head again and again, although he didn't see it clearly, he knew that that thing was definitely not something that people could deal with, and he would definitely die if he was knocked into the water.
"Fathers and fellow villagers stand back, Zhao is going to do it." Zhao Xian walked to the old Taoist priest, took off his Taoist hat, put it on his head and straightened it, and then cautiously got on the boat.
Yijun's heart tightened, afraid that something would happen to Zhao Xian, so he hurriedly ran to the other end of the rope, ready to pull him back at all times, and his forehead was covered with a layer of fragrant sweat.
When Su Wanyun saw the spherical object, she shook her head angrily and funny, she vaguely guessed what Zhao Xian was going to do, and stood in the crowd silently watching.
After Zhao Xian stepped on the boat, he couldn't help but feel nervous, that thing just now was not for fun, even if he was really dragged into the water, even if his strength was amazing, it was impossible to come back alive.
Now that he is on the boat, he can't retreat, Zhao Xian suppressed the tension in his heart, carefully grabbed the oars, and slowly slid the boat to the middle of the lake.
Zhao Xian stood up, everyone on the shore stared with bated breath, not daring to move the slightest, and looked nervously at the only small boat on the wide lake.
"Allah Allah is above, the Jade Emperor is wise! The Virgin Mary is auspicious, and there is no Amitabha Buddha in the south!" Zhao Xian casually drew a circle on his chest, drank a sip of rice wine and spit it into the water, grabbed a handful of grains and sprinkled them casually, pulled a few pieces of yellow paper and burned them, and muttered: "The left green dragon, the right white tiger, and a Mickey Mouse ...... tattooed in the middle."
"Uh-huh???" Everyone had a question mark in their heads, their eyes were wide and uncertain, so they said secretly: Is this guy so professional, what are you reading?
Yijun wanted to laugh but was worried about Zhao Xian's safety, his expression was very weird, knowing that he was just joking and not doing, he couldn't help but glance at him with disgust.
After the gods and Buddhas were all recited, Zhao Xian sprinkled a few handfuls of grains into the water, burned a few pieces of yellow paper, and then looked at the water surface seriously.
Time passed by seconds, and Zhao Xian's heartbeat became faster and faster, but there was no movement on the lake.
The county master and the Feng Imperial Doctor all looked at Zhao Xian suspiciously, and the ordinary residents also whispered:
"This guy can't be kidding us, right?"
"Yes, looking at his appearance, he doesn't look like a Taoist priest."
"This guy is really shameless, let's have a good time."
……
The clamor on the shore continued, Zhao Xian waited for a long time without moving, feeling that something was wrong around him, and just when he was about to evacuate, he suddenly saw a strange black shadow in the distance, and slowly swam over.
What the hell is this, it's so terrifying, Zhao Xian's pupils shrank suddenly, the size of the thing in the water, killing him is like playing.
Zhao Xian didn't dare to delay any longer, hurriedly picked up the iron ball and lit it on the candle, and then raised it and shouted angrily: "Allah Allah is above, may you vote for a good family in your next life!" Amen! ”
After saying that, he threw the "squeaky" smoking iron ball into the water, and lay down in the cabin to cover his ears.
Everyone was inexplicable, and before they could speak, they suddenly heard "Boom! An earth-shattering loud noise, like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, shook the people on the shore, and the calm lake suddenly arched a big bag, and even the boat was held up, and then the water splashed dozens of meters, and the huge smoke and water vapor gushed out, forming a white ripple on the lake surface in an instant, and spread out instantly.
Many people who were frightened by this loud noise sat on the ground, their eardrums buzzing, and they looked at the boats in the lake with dumbfounded eyes.
Yijun was taken aback, he didn't expect Zhao Xian to make such a big artillery battle, and looked at the lake nervously.
Lin Zhiping and Imperial Doctor Feng couldn't say anything, and they couldn't figure out how Zhao Xian got it.
"Phew!"
After a while, when the waves slowly subsided, Zhao Xian breathed a sigh of relief, clapped his hands and spat into the lake, standing on the edge of the boat and looking at a corpse slowly floating up.