Up and down the Liufu, the day was full of joy, the father and son got married at the same time, and more than 30 tables were set up for the flowing water banquet. There are more than 80 pairs of lanterns with official titles in Liufu, and they are placed for three or four streets, but they can't be placed. All the deacons, another class of fine music, eight pairs of yarn lamps. At this time, the weather is clear, the clouds have not receded, and the lamps are covered with green silk rain curtains, which are purple and red, and they are very beautiful.

Liu Ming has been dizzy with wine, and even Uncle Liu Yong, a wine fairy, is also blocking the wine.

The moon is as bright as day.

The feast in the antechamber was finally over. Liu Ming came to the door of the happy room step by step, and was about to enter the door, but saw that the door was closed, and there was a small table in the courtyard, and the table was lined with paper, ink, pen and inkstone.

Liu Ming shouted: "Lady, I'm here, and you won't open the door yet?" ”

Inside the door, no one responded.

"Apricot, I'm coming......"

Still no one answered.

"Apricot, little apricot ......"

"Oops, you're talking too sensually." A short figure jumped out.

As soon as Liu Ming saw that person, he immediately reacted, knelt down and said: "Weichen see Niangniang, Niangniang Chitose Chitose, Chitose Chitose!" ”

Xiao Rou was eating a sugar gourd, her mouth was full of rock sugar residue, and she glanced at Liu Ming: "Xiao Mingzi, ......"

"Mother, what do you want? Wechen tried his best to do it. Liu Ming thought to himself, if this little ghost gets in the way and stops in front of the cave room, it will be difficult for him. Or to please the main.

Xiao Rou looked at Liu Ming with sympathy and said, "Xiao Mingzi, this palace also wants to help you, but there is no way......" She spread her hands and said, "They want to fix you, and this palace can't stop you......"

At this time, a girl in Tsing Yi came out and said with a smile, "Miss said that if you want to enter the room, you need to pass two passes." If you pass both passes, you can naturally spend candles in the cave room. If you can't answer any of them, you can only come back tomorrow. ”

Oh mom, what about the group......

"Come back tomorrow? So where do I sleep tonight? Liu Ming was stunned.

The maid chuckled: "Then you slept wherever you slept." ”

Liu Ming thought to himself that he was Xie Yuanlang, how could the two questions not be solved, and the wine strengthened people's courage, and said loudly: "Okay!" Don't say that there are two questions, that is, two hundred...... Never mind...... Let's take two courses. ”

The maid walked to the table in the courtyard, opened the envelope on the table, and unfolded it for Liu Ming to see.

I saw four lines of poetry written on it,

"The strong master is better than the ancestors, and he chiseled the wall to steal the light and read at night. In the sewing line, he often remembers his mother, and the old man leans on the door all day long. ”

Liu Ming scratched his ears and cheeks for a while, and half of his alcohol strength woke up, he thought about it, smiled, and had an answer. Then he took the pen and noted them one by one on the paper, the first sentence is Sun Quan, the second sentence is Kong Ming, the third sentence is Zisi, and the fourth sentence is Taigongwang.

The maid folded the letter in three stacks and passed it through the window.

Suddenly two voices came from inside.

"He's on him, let him go."

"Miss, you're the most distressed, aren't you? However, the second question, but I came out, hehe. ”

Liu Ming heard the sound of a thrush coming from inside, and was a little surprised, and shouted: "Thrush, why aren't you in the cave room, here?" ”

"What? Wherever I want to be now, I can be there. Master...... Oh no...... Ahem, son...... You're obedient. "The thrush deliberately put on the score.

When Liu Ming heard this, he sighed that the relationship between his family was really messy. Earlier, Daddy Liu Yuanzhi took himself to find him in Qinglou, not to mention, but now he married a maid and became his stepmother.

However, Liu Ming knew that the thrush was a knife mouth and a tofu heart, so calling himself a joke was purely a joke with himself, so he didn't take it to heart.

He returned to the courtyard and removed the second envelope, which contained a pair.

Closed doors and windows before the month.

Liu Ming thought to himself, Ququ is just a pair, what is so difficult about this, he thought about it and wrote, "The flowing water rushes out of the dream flowers." "This is right, and the consciousness is also neat. So, write the upper and lower couplets and hand the envelope to the maid.

After the maid handed it to the window, it took a long time to hear back.

"Young master, you pair are not passing!" It's the sound of a thrush again.

Liu Ming thought about thrush for a while, young master, and he was drunk when he heard it. He asked rhetorically, "How can you not pass the test?" ”

The other party replied: "It's too ordinary, and the artistic conception is not similar." You're going to sleep outside tonight......"

As soon as the thrush finished speaking, she heard a tugging sound inside, which sounded like an apricot pulling the thrush's sleeve in a hurry.

"Alright, alright." A thrush's voice came from inside the room, "Young Master, I'll give you two more chances." If it really doesn't work, you'll have to sleep outside. ”

Liu Ming thought to himself that he might as well seek off-site assistance. He shouted in the courtyard,

"Daddy—take away the thrush!"

"Daddy—"

From inside the room came the thrush's playful laughter: "He's too drunk to hear your shouts." ”

Fake.

Liu Ming pondered for a while, wrote another sentence, and handed it over-Guan Shan cut Liu Xiafeng.

Who expected, it was refuted by the thrush again.

This toss back and forth, Liu Ming really couldn't stand it, and he was ready to forcibly attack the city.

A thrush's shout came from inside: "Xie Yuanlang, the gentleman doesn't move his mouth." The rules we have set cannot be broken. ”

"Xie Yuanlang, if you break in, I will inform the whole county of your deeds!"

Liu Ming was a little annoyed and shouted, "Thrush, I'll let my father divorce you tomorrow!" ”

He originally wanted to suppress the thrush's arrogance, but he didn't expect the thrush to clap his hands happily inside, "Okay, okay." Young master, you are going to let the master divorce me. I don't want to be Mrs. Liu. ”

Liu Ming couldn't cry or laugh, thinking that such a stupid girl with a straight intestine was really hard to find with a lantern.

He paced back and forth in the courtyard, frowning, but saw the figure in the courtyard swaying.

Liu Ming took a closer look, and it was Liu Yong standing by the wall, desperately glaring at him.

The cave room does not allow candles to be spent at night, and the sky is intolerable. Heaven has sent Uncle to help......

I saw that Liu Yong pointed to a flower pot full of water in the courtyard, took a brick on the spot, and threw it into the jar. The water was stirred up by the bricks, jumped a few points, and pounced on the surface of Shaoyou. The light and moon shadows in the water are confused.

Liu Ming immediately paid attention to it, and immediately quickly wrote it on the paper and asked the maid to send it to the house.

At this time, Liu Xing'er was already anxious in the house, she looked at the thrush with some complaints, and said, "It's a big night now, and the weather outside is so cold." What if he gets a chill? ”

The thrush smiled as he unfolded the envelope, "It's Xie Yuanlang." There are more than 800 lifters in the entire Qingzhou, and he alone has won the first place. Even Nasu Dongpo is willing to live in the queen. You can rest assured of him. ”

After opening the envelope, the heads of the two came together, and they saw a poem written:

"Throwing stones to break through the bottom of the water."

The thrush clapped his hands and praised, "That's right." This artistic conception is also brilliant, and it is also in line with the newlywed atmosphere. ”

She said to Liu Xing'er, "Miss is in a hurry, the slave will go to welcome the young master." ”

Liu Xing'er hung the thrush's nose with her fingers and chuckled, "You......"

The thrush carried the silver wine jug, walked to the courtyard, and blessed Liu Ming: "Young master, I have come to make amends to you." You drank this glass of wine, and I drank this pot of wine, which is considered self-punishment. ”

"You...... Why do you call me young master again? Liu Ming asked.

"In the heart of the slave, you will always be the young master."

Liu Ming finally passed the thrush level, finally entered the room, closed the door, and sat on the wooden chair in the hall panting: "This thrush, so sharp......"

There was a fragrant smell of rouge in the room, and a large bed was covered with embroidered brocade quilts and pillows. The big red brocade quilt is embroidered with a pair of mandarin ducks playing in the water, the color is bright and lifelike. The decorations in the house have been replaced with festive red.

The candles at the table burst into flames, and the red light warmed the cave room.

Liu Ming was just drinking and doing questions again, and he was already tired enough, sitting on the edge of the bed panting.

That apricot was wearing a red hijab, and thought with some resentment, why didn't her husband lift the hijab?

This marriage is also full of twists and turns, and just now she solved the problem again, and let her sit in the cave room for a long time.

"Xing'er, it's not easy for you and me to get to where we are today." Liu Ming slowly removed the soap shoes from his feet.

Lift-head, lift-head......

"Do you remember? This is your boudoir, when I broke in in the middle of the night. Liu Ming leaned against the bed and sighed.

Lift-head, lift-head, lift-head......

"Apricots......"

Liu Xing'er ripped off her hijab and stared at him.

Liu Ming was stunned for a moment, and when he saw Xing'er pouting, he understood that he had just been negligent. immediately hugged each other, Xing'er lost her voice, and the whole person leaned on Liu Ming.

Looking at it so closely, Liu Ming couldn't help but be a little stupid, and the delicate face of the apricot's shy flowers in the closed moon looked even brighter and more moving under the candlelight. The phoenix crown and the curtain make the beauty of the apricots rise to a higher level, like the moonlight and the water.

Liu Ming breathed quickly and directly pressed Xing'er down on the bed.

"Cousin......" Xing'er blushed, "In the future, I will definitely teach my husband and children well." ”

"Then let me ask you, how do you have a son?" Liu Ming also cheekily said meat words.

"Ah......" Xing'er's eyes flowed, and she couldn't help herself, letting Liu Ming slowly fade her clothes.

The candle shadow is red and shaking, on the embroidery bed, the tent slowly shakes, the voice is low, a little coquettish, the cave room spends candle night, only hates that tonight is short, and looks forward to coming back the next night......