Bang dang!

Hao Jian suddenly heard a strange noise outside in the room, and then there was a girl's coquettish shout: "You scholar, you dare to deceive me, today I will close you for a few more days, so that you can reflect and reflect inside!" ”

Hearing this, Hao Jianyi frowned and shouted badly, I am afraid that this door has been locked again, and it is still the pretty girl from before.

"Miss, what's going on?"

Hao Jian frowned and continued to pretend to be innocent.

"Let me ask you, are you the palace Yuan Hao Jian, when the county of Jiupinzhi?"

The goddess's indifferent voice came from outside, waiting for Hao Jian's reply.

"Yes, I'm Hao Jian."

Hao Jian had already guessed that the woman here had already understood the truth. phase, so he didn't hide it and said directly.

"Since you are a member of the court, why do you lie to me and deceive me into being a woman?"

Xu Wanbei was obviously angry with Hao Jian, and scolded at the door.

"Alas, the students are also wronged. First fainted in the Jinluan Palace, then fainted on Longxing Street, and then almost killed the court, I can be regarded as a person who has not seen the ancients before, and has not seen the comers afterward. But I shouldn't have done something wrong again, angered the elder Ge, and finally imprisoned me here. ”

Saying that, Hao Jian sighed again, looking so sincere.

"What is the reason for this and you lied to me?"

Hearing this, Xu Wanbei became suspicious again, stared at the door and said slowly.

"Actually, the students don't want to, but if someone can help me talk and beg for mercy in front of the elder Ge, then maybe I will be able to go out as soon as possible, and it will be good for me to take office in Qingxi County and contribute my ability to the development of Dakang."

Hao Jian said very sincerely.

"You, if you are a good student, maybe Miss Ben will let you go, but you are nonsense when you open your mouth, how can I believe you now?"

Frowning, Xu Wanhua is also suspicious now, just afraid that Hao Jian will continue to lie to him.

"Miss, don't blame, the student also had to make this decision, blame me for my own mouth, annoyed by the old mansion, I'm afraid that if this matter is not solved, I can only be in this prison for the rest of my life, and I will be hastily born."

Pretending to be pitiful again, Hao Jian continued.

"I'm annoyed with the inner house, are you molesting the maid in my inner courtyard?"

Frowning at Dai, Xu Wanhua asked a little angrily, if this kid really did the thing of becoming a disciple, she would not let go of this Hao Jian.

"This student doesn't dare, there is a difference between men and women, this scholar will not mess around, so as not to tarnish the name of the sage!"

Shaking his head, Hao Jian decisively refused.

"Since that's not the case, are you peeping into the inner courtyard?"

The inner courtyard is full of female dependents, and it is rude for men to touch and say that they have stepped in, and it is rude to even look at them.

"Don't look at indecent things, don't listen to indecent people, students can't do this!"

Hao Jian denied it again.

"You scholar is really boring, you like to hang people's appetites, what is the matter, you yourself say it slowly, Miss Ben is too lazy to play with you."

Xu Wanhua had some bad feelings, it seemed that Hao Jian was also talking like this before, and finally deceived himself.

"The student doesn't dare," hearing that Xu Wanwan was really a little angry, Hao Jianli immediately said: "Actually, this matter has something to do with a poem. ”

"It's not a pair this time, it's a poem?"

Xu Wanwan smiled, afraid that this scholar was doing something nonsense, so he simply snorted a few times and sneered at Hao Jian.

"Well, in fact, this is also a pair, a poem pair, a poem to a poem!"

Hao Jian sighed and continued.

"Besides, don't continue to sell Guanzi, if you continue to talk like this, I will immediately turn around and leave."

Warning Hao Jian again, Xu Wanhua continued.

And the student told him the truth. Miss, you also know that this time I made a big fuss about the court meeting, which made the whole Dakang unpeaceful and not to mention, and even made many officials fall because of me, causing my emperor to be haggard and the old man to be sad. Alas, I haven't stopped coming to Bianjing at all. Just a few days ago, I was warned by the elder of the cabinet to confine me to the Prime Minister's Mansion so that I could heal my wounds......"

Hao Jian gave a long list of background introductions at the beginning, and did not talk about the topic for half a day.

"You scholar, don't you want to trick me again? Talk about the topic quickly, don't waste time! ”

Hearing this again, Xu Wanhua lost her temper and drank towards the door.

"Okay, I'll cut a long story short. Just a few days ago, I received a note from Miss Houfu, I opened it and found that it was a poem: 'I am the heart star of the jade girl above, and the Jade Emperor sent me to heaven; It's all because of Dianyuan's trouble in Bianjing, look at my magic weapon white jade bottle! ’……”

Hao Jian continued to talk eloquently, and at this time, there was a sudden silence outside the house, Hao Jian felt that the woman was fascinated, so he smiled and continued to speak: "At that time, when I looked at it, I knew that it was the young lady who meant to let me live a little safely, but I suddenly had a convulsion in my brain, and I actually wrote a poem back: 'Because you went down to heaven privately, you sent a left golden boy from above; Hurry up and hand over the decree with me, and order me to take back the white jade bottle! ”

After Hao Jian finished speaking, he looked out of the door quite proudly, but he didn't get any response for a long time, so he was silent for a while, and then continued: "However, this coincidental Xu Ge Lao found out, and it wasn't until the whole time that I understood that the jade bottle was the name of the young lady. ”

After finishing speaking, Hao Jian lowered his head and waited for a response from outside the house, but after a while, there was still no response.

"Miss, what's wrong with you?"

Frowning slightly, Hao Jian continued.

"Okay, you, a disciple, actually spoke wildly in the inner mansion, see if I can't clean up today!"

But what was different from what Hao Jian thought was that what came from outside was not a coquettish smile and something like there was a young lady in the inner mansion, but a burst of scolding.

This joke was heard by Hao Jian in his previous life, but coincidentally, Xu Wan's nickname is the jade bottle, and now Hao Jian's voice "Order me to take back the white jade bottle" This is not a fair and honest teasing Xu Wanhua What is it?

In this era when reputation is more important than life, this can be regarded as a big taboo, which immediately angered Xu Wanhua.

Hao Jian, who couldn't figure out the reason, shook his head inside, the rhythm of this thing was not right!

Shouldn't you sympathize with me, and then be moved by my talent, and finally beg Xu Benzhong to release himself?

Just when Hao Jian was leaning in doubt, there was a sudden jingling sound outside the door, through the carvings and grilles on the windows, Hao Jian could clearly see a few horizontal logs nailed to the doors and windows, looking at the posture that was about to trap him inside.

"You don't have to play that big, do you?"

Hao Jian looked at this posture, afraid that the people who were dispatched were not good, and they were making rapid progress.

"Lord Hao, Hao Dianyuan, this can't be blamed on us, only blame you for your flowery mouth, annoyed my young lady, the young lady said, I will trap you here for a few days and let you know the lesson!"

At this moment, a voice came from outside the house, explaining to Hao Jian their original intention of doing so.

"Your young lady?"

Hao Jian frowned and asked curiously.

"The man who just spoke to you......"

"Isn't there no daughter for the elder pavilion, and only a little lover lives here?"

"No, who did you listen to?"

"Your lord! By the way, and your housekeeper! ”

"Lord Hao, the old man didn't say it, and I didn't say it either, I just said that there was a young lady in the inner mansion ......"

……

A few days later, the morning meeting.

"Hahaha, the door is short of thousands of bamboos, and there are thousands of books in the family collection! I'm afraid I'm going to be angry! ”

Zhao Kuangyin on the dragon seat smiled very happily, and the ministers also looked at Xu Benzhong with a smile, but Xu Benzhong was the only one standing in place and laughing, and it was not very embarrassing not to laugh.

Hao Jian's pair and limerick poems quickly spread in the market, and it didn't take a few days to spread to the court meeting, whether it was the pair or two limerick poems, it soon became a joke.

"This Hao Jian is also an uneasy person. The palace tried to faint from hunger in the Jinluan Palace, fainted on Longxing Street in office, and almost splattered blood on the court meeting. Now even if I am recuperating in bed, I don't forget to make trouble, but I am old. ”

Zhao Kuangyin smiled, smiling very happily.

"I've heard that now all the households opposite the Prime Minister's Mansion have changed the door pairs, and all of them write 'the door is against a thousand bamboos, and the family has thousands of books', but I look forward to the old pavilion destroying the bamboo forest, so as to fulfill this story!"

At this time, a senior member stood up and said to the crowd.

There is no bamboo in the backyard of the Prime Minister's Mansion, only in the atrium, and there are large families facing the Prime Minister's Mansion, so everyone adheres to the principle that the law does not blame the public, and distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and they have begun to die, waiting for Xu Ge Lao to destroy the bamboo forest and complete the good story.

"Then Hao Jian, why did you make up such stories to defile the elder? Do you want to take away the treasure bottle in the old man's hand? ”

Zhao Kuangyin naturally said this joke in the court not only to make fun, but also to use it as a premise for questioning.

"Your Majesty, that Hao Jian is idle. When I saw that he was very ill, I shut him up in the house so that he could heal. As the days passed, his injuries improved a little, and he shouted that he wanted to take office, but I was not allowed, so he said that he was locked up in the Prime Minister's Mansion, and he made this boring reason! ”

Xu Benzhong sighed and said.

"I don't think so, how can I think that Hao Jian is thinking about your white jade bottle, and he is doing this on purpose?"

At this time, Zhao Kuangyin laughed and spoke, and the ministers also laughed kindly.

"If that's not the case, why don't I be a moon old and fulfill the left golden boy and the jade bottle fairy?"

Speaking of which, the emperor suddenly had the idea of marriage.

"The little girl is in mourning, and she has to wait for two years."

Xu Benzhong took it and waved his hand and said.

Xu Wanhua is not Xu Benzhong's biological daughter, and Xu Wanhua's parents have only passed away for less than a year, according to Dakang's regulations, children should serve filial piety for three years, and no happy events should be participated in these three years, let alone marriage. No way, we govern the country with benevolence and filial piety!