Chapter 302: Master, Help
Yang Guang pinned his last hope on Dugu Ying, who was watching all this from afar, but Dugu Ying never looked back, pretending to look around as if someone had invaded.
If it's a person, you can see that he's avoiding it, Chi Guoguo's avoidance. And his answer is already self-explanatory, hey, what about the horse breeders who are not far from the left and right?
He doesn't believe that horse breeders will think that he likes to explode men, say!
But the horse keeper is nowhere to be found, and he doesn't know where to run to hide. Yang Guang was very angry, really, how could he like men? If the people around him are so sure, then wouldn't everyone in the world see it this way?
He can't just leave it at that, he's going to fight back to prove that he really doesn't like men and women. But how to prove it? a woman in front of everyone?
But what's even more terrifying is that these people don't think that he only likes men and doesn't like women, but firmly believes that he likes both men and women!
Yang Guang has never been so helpless and sad as he is now, what kind of sin has he created!
Gritted his teeth and snorted coldly, "Damn, okay, since you all believe in it, then okay, let's all play with the young master, and let Lao Tzu get out and line up!" This is a military order! ”
A group of bitter people had to be obediently lined up, from left to right were the flower monk, the little wolf, Luo Qi, Yuan Zhou, the horse breeder and Dugu Ying. Luo Wu and Luo Liu stayed at Hu Changhu's stalk.
The six people were very uneasy, you look at me, I look at you, and finally all eyes fell on the monk who stood in the first place.
"Master, hurry up and find a way, otherwise we'll all be finished today......" The little wolf anxiously threw his eyes, and the monk felt dizzy and uncomfortable, damn, how can he look at the little wolf now more like he likes Long Yang, or is he a little shou, he is really not competing with Xiao Tuo Tuo for favor?
Regardless of whether others believe it or not, the monk believes it anyway.
So I didn't pay attention to him at all.
"Master, you should have an idea, cough cough" Yuan Xuan spoke more gently, but his face was already flushed, and he began to feel a slight soreness in his chrysanthemum, did the young master let the six of them line up in a row, did they want to be exploded one by one?
The monk recited the Buddha's name, "There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south, the donor is self-respecting, is it a blessing or a curse, and it can't be avoided......" He didn't say this, but it was okay, as soon as he said it, Yuanxuan's face turned green!
"Little fairy, help, the first one must be me, I don't have the face to go home to see my parents, I really didn't make a move just now...... No, I didn't shoot out, it was all done by the fifth and sixth children, immortals, you blow the fairy breath and let me fly first, I'm still a virgin ......"
This is Luo Qi's shameless prayer, and the monk not only did not have any sympathy when he heard it, but fell into the curse of the well, "Since you all said that the first one is you, it must be you, Nan Wu Amitabha, good and good, donor, you don't go to hell, who goes to hell, good and good!" ”
Luo Qi's face immediately turned green.
Yang Guang was about to explode, and he was going to go crazy directly, but listening to a few of them muttering, he suddenly felt very funny and awesome, so he pinched his waist and listened to it without stopping it, not in a hurry, not in a hurry, there is time for them to do it in the long night, if he doesn't completely convince the six goods in front of him today, he won't be called a veterinarian!
As soon as he saw that he didn't make a sound, the following muttering escalated, although it was still lined up, but even the little eaglet who was hiding on the side and had nothing to do with himself was in a hurry, and the cold sweat on his forehead came down.
"Big ...... Master, why do I think I'm no better? Luo Qi is the first, am I the second? Trouble the master to calculate, I still have 10 taels of silver on my body, and I have given it to you......"
Saying that, he trembled and took out the silver, and the monk immediately stopped him, "Good, good, good, you are the second, you don't need to give the silver, the monk will give you this hexagram for free!" ”
Little Eagle's eyes were weak after hearing this, and no one knew what he was thinking, but everyone could see that he had suffered internal injuries, and in an instant he had changed from an enthusiastic young man to a walking corpse waiting to be ravaged.
To say that calm is still the most calm in raising horses, he thinks that it is impossible for the master to explode him, although he was so frightened that he hid on the roof just now, but the current tense atmosphere makes him have to follow the heartbeat.
But he learned smartly, even if he asked the hexagram, he didn't ask so much, "Master of non-discipline, horse breeding has always been honest, do you say that even if you are exposed to raising horses, is it the last?" ”
As soon as the monk heard the chrysanthemum, he immediately denied it ruthlessly, "No, the young master likes the chrysanthemum that raises horses, you are the third, you can't be wrong!" ”
Yang Guang finally couldn't listen to it anymore, and asked coldly, "Hmph, how many monks do you say you are the first monk who can pinch and count?" The monk was frightened, "Good, good, the monk jumped out of the Three Realms and is not in the Five Elements, does not participate in this action, and asks the young master to atone for his sins, there is no Amitabha Buddha in the south!" ”
How could Yang Guang let him go?
"Hmph, then monk, you will be the first to come, but the young master said ugly things ahead, if you have the slightest intention of resisting, the young master will immediately let the remaining five explode one of you, even if you are so good at kung fu that you can resist these five?"
The monk completely stopped cooking, because a horse breeder was enough to give him a headache, plus a Luo Qi who was covered in bad water and a little wolf whose fists were harder than a hammer, he was really not sure!
"The monk has the Buddha in his heart, the young master should think twice, the young master must not be disrespectful to the Buddha, this is a great sin against the sky, absolutely not!"
The monk struggled sadly.
Yang Guang laughed, the smile was very scary and evil!
"Listen to the five of you, the young master ordered you to blow up this monk, if you let it go or you can't explode, hmph, don't blame the young master for letting the monk take turns to explode you!"
These five people were stunned for a moment, but they instantly saw the hope of life, life is like a chrysanthemum, if it is inevitable to explode, it is better to be exploded by other men than to explode other men yourself. So these five people hula surrounded the monks in the middle, and their eyes were full of the absolute determination not to explode the chrysanthemum and swear not to return!
The monk will never be arrested, "Do you really dare to be disrespectful to the Buddha?" Hmph, even if you succeed today, then you think about tomorrow, as long as the monk has a breath, he will return it one by one tomorrow, and if you become a Buddha and become a demon, you will be a monk once and the monk will be returned a hundred times and a thousand times. Alone, which of you can be a monk's opponent? ”
"What's more, the monk can control the life and death of each of you, and the monk can figure out how you all died, and what calamities ......"
The monk plays at the bottom of the kettle and draws salary, five people, you look at me, I look at you, you are a little scared, Yang Guang looks at it, what kind of line is this? A stalemate is never the way to go, so change your mind immediately.
"Okay, very good, since you all have concerns, let's play the big turntable, hold hands and form a circle for Lao Tzu, hurry up!"
The six of them subconsciously pulled up the shape, thinking that the young master had changed his mind, but Yang Guang's next words made them completely fall into the abyss.
"Listen, according to the theory of infinite loops, the monk explodes Luo Qi, Luo Qi explodes the little wolf, the little wolf explodes the Yuanzhou, the Yuanguan explodes the eaglet, the eaglet explodes the horse, the horse raises the monk, to Lao Tzu so the cycle continues, Lao Tzu does not shout to stop and not stop, which one dares not to explode Lao Tzu immediately and personally explode a chrysanthemum residue all over the ground!"