Habit is a very terrible thing, just like the servants of the people in later generations were held with umbrellas to watch the students performing in the rain, don't they know that this is not right, no, but not so, they can't show the majesty and dignity of the official master, the top is good, the bottom must do it, and the people below will add fuel to the fire, so these people know that they are all things that have sons without assholes, and they are also willing to do it.

The eunuch Dao Mingxian is such a master, he is used to being by people, although he does not have the above-mentioned organs, but he is also very happy, when he arrives in the joint army of the four towns of Jiliao Xuanda, he knows that the old man Shan Chixia is the person who wants to call him an uncle, but he still subconsciously put on a score, took up the posture of an angel, and complained to the uncle of the country.

For example, Dong Yiyuan, the chief soldier of Xuanfu, has long been accustomed to this set, with a smile on his face, Li Rusong looked at a point in the void with a blank look, just as the other party was a fly, Shan Chixia was expressionless, but, don't forget, there is a master next to him who doesn't know the height of the sky, Shan Sinan. When the obedient official stole the beams and changed the pillars, Shan Sinan was eleven years old, and at this age, it was very easy to be influenced by others, not to mention that Shan Sinan himself had a bit of that taste of not being afraid of heaven and earth, and who were the people he came into contact with later? Xiao Douzi is a eunuch, and Sun Yinglong is Jinyiwei, so he has learned Jinyiwei's ruthless methods to a full extent.

When he saw the dead eunuch Dao Mingxian scolding his father and saying bad things about the young master, where could he bear it, going up was a flirtatious foot, although Dao Mingxian was missing an organ, but this leg made him sweat profusely and fell to the ground in pain.

"Dog eunuch." The big head bent down in the sound of gasping around him, grabbed the other party's hair bun with one hand, and lifted the other party up like the back of a dog's head and neck, "Give you face, call you an angel, do you really think you are a piece of bird poop falling from the sky?" Dare to speak ill of my young master, and I will let Sister Concubine De behead your family all over the house. ”

When adults say this, Dao Mingxian may not believe it, you say that the door is full of copied and beheaded? There is no king law in the world? But the child said this...... Don't forget, he also came from a young man, his family is a villager, and he doesn't have much to play, but he remembers that he likes to catch a lot of frogs in the summer, and then pokes a stick into the frog's asshole, comes out of the mouth, and takes it to roast and eat, and if he catches too much, he can't eat it, so he puts it on the ground and steps on it with his feet, and when he snorts, the frog will be trampled flat, and the internal organs will burst into a kick...... And the young general in front of him, looking at him is clearly no different from looking at a frog.

Forcibly enduring the pain, he made the final struggle, "Our family is Gonggong Li's people......" The big head listened, and without thinking, he used the scabbard cut by the boy on his waist to suck his mouth, which was the best means of Jinyiwei, "The most annoying person like you, who can't move anyone, I don't care who you are, I only know, if you go down, you are a dead person, and there are many people who die in Mobei, and you are not the only one." ”

The copper-wrapped scabbard was pumped on his mouth, and his two back molars were immediately removed, there were quite a lot of capillaries in the mouth, saliva and blood suddenly splashed out, and a few drops splashed on the boots on the big head and feet. As he spoke, he pulled out his knife with a pop, and his eyes were full of childlike amusement and cruelty that teased small animals.

"Single thousand households." Dong Yiyuan couldn't stand it anymore, so he hurriedly played a round, "Give my old Dong a face, and also give Grandpa Lu a face." ”

Lu Yuan, the prison soldier, is sick, the illness is not light, after all, he is a figure who can be counted in the imperial horse prison, he is usually pampered, and he was frightened by the obedient officials, although he defected, but he was inevitably afraid of revenge from the queen mother, coupled with the bitter cold conditions in Mobei, the double pressure of internal and external, after a long time, he became ill, so he did not appear.

But is the big head so easy to get along with? didn't give Dong Yiyuan face at all, and even pointed a knife at Dao Mingxian on the ground, and shouted: "Lick." ”

Dong Yiyuan, the chief soldier of Xuanfu, suddenly had a blue and red face, the big head was only thirteen years old, he was dismissed by a thirteen-year-old boy, can he hang it! What's more, there are so many generals in the big tent who are guerrillas, but he really doesn't have the courage to compare with the big head, who let the backstage of the family be stabbed!

The position of the big head is now the deputy Qianhu of the 12 guards of the Imperial City Guard, and then there is a more article to be added to command the system.

I have to say that Wanli is very fond of Concubine De, in order to give the big head of the official position, it is also painstaking, Ming Ji, the so-called Twelve Guards, has long become a place for the children of the family and relatives and friends to support the elderly, although there is a establishment, but no one expects to be able to fight, generally just hang a title, take a Lu, and this is different from the three major battalions of the Beijing Division such as the Shenji Battalion, which is still hanging in the Ministry of War, accepting the double-layer leadership of the Imperial Horse Supervisor and the Ministry of War, the military attaches of the Twelve Guards have nothing to do with the Ministry of War at all, and the emperor wants to seal it, The cabinet has no opinion, and it doesn't take a salary from the imperial court anyway.

Therefore, the big head can get the title of a Jinwu avant-garde deputy thousand households, which is from the official of the five products, to be honest, it is not big, but the key is that Wanli also added a [to command the system of the commander], and the Ming Dynasty has such a provision [five thousand commanders, give command], all command the envoy is the boss of the guard in various places, although later abolished a lot of the command of the envoy Yamen, but there are also retained, due to the existence of the five military governors, the command of the envoy is not very valuable, but, still not everyone can do it.

For example, Shan Chixia, sitting in the position of the chief soldier of Jizhen Town, the emperor and Concubine De compromised with the cabinet for a long time, and even Concubine De allocated a lot of silver to the household department, which can be regarded as a bribe! made great efforts, which allowed Shan Chixia to sit in the position of the chief soldier of Jizhen Town, but the official position of the big head belongs to the loopholes, Wanli is not stupid, his teachers are big bulls like Zhang Matrix and Shen Shixing, they are all handsome for a while, and he is also good at taking advantage of the loopholes of the Da Ming Law and the Da Ming Huidian, and even, he got this official position for the big head, he still has some snickering joy in his heart, it seems that even if he wins the cabinet, I will let you dismiss my will at every turn, I will take advantage of the loophole to promote Shan Sinan, this kid, what are you doing!

With the addition of this big head who acts in command of the capital, even Dong Yiyuan is not very easy to offend, although he is young, his rank may not be much lower than you, just a little worse.

Shan Chixia remained silent, but she also sighed a little in her heart, it seems that the stinky boy with the big head will be the future of Jinyiwei. I couldn't help but shake my head slightly imperceptibly.

As for those generals and guerrillas, seeing that Dong Zongbing had suffered a secret loss from Shan Sinan and lost face, they naturally had all kinds of thoughts, some of them were determined to hug Shan Zongbing's thighs, and some of them were sad, thinking that Dong Zongbing was also a member of the party, but now he didn't even give him face for a child.

But these have nothing to do with Dao Mingxian, he just looked at the big head's eyes, and for a while, he regretted it very much, why did he put this score...... At this time, he hurriedly made a decision to save face? Or do you want to have a surname?

He hurriedly took two steps on his knees, lowered his head and licked the blood stains on the big boots, but the boots on the big head and feet were brocade and would be absorbed, he licked a few times, not only did not lick the blood away, but the blood on the mouth and tongue penetrated into it even more, making a faint blood spot in front of the boots, looking down, he had no idea for a while, and was about to speak, when suddenly there was a stinging pain in his neck, and then, the tip of a knife came out of his throat.

His eyes widened, he thought that if he pulled down his face, the other party would not be murderous, but when he was dying, he regretted it so much.

At this time, those generals and guerrillas remembered that this young master was a brocade guard, really cruel, hula, and suddenly took a few steps back, Dong Yiyuan's cheeks flushed, stretched out his official finger, and said tremblingly: "Shan Qianhu, you ...... You...... Shan Zongbing, this is an angel of the imperial court, you ...... "Because the Jinyi Guard itself is derived from the Son of Heaven's own army, so from the perspective of the normal guard army, the Beijing division is on the twelve guards, that is, the Jinyi Guard."

With a bang, the murderous head pulled the boy out of Daomingxian's corpse, and even squatted down and wiped the blade with the clothes on Daomingxian's body, then stood up, slowly put the knife into the sheath, looked at the eyes of everyone around, and couldn't help but be proud in his heart, hey! It seems to have some of the demeanor of a young master!

He imitated the appearance of a good official and spread his hands, "This angel has touched the Tartar, and it is also unlucky, and we have done our best!" The Imperial Horse Supervisor also has to be reasonable! ”

Dong Yiyuan is crazy, why are you unreasonable to kill people? Actually want others to be reasonable? He clenched his fists tightly, and the joints exploded several times before he restrained himself. If the good officials and the big head are people who specialize in breaking the rules, then there is no doubt that he is a person who abides by the rules, that is, the so-called kind of person who once there is a problem with the government, he wants to [there must be a person who blinds His Highness], he will not consider it at all, whether there is a problem with the rules, in his opinion, the rules are the rules, they are to be maintained, and he goes out to make merits, just to play the side ball, if the court has strict regulations in this regard, He's definitely not going to get out of the country.

People like him don't understand what it means to have a long and deep law.

"The angel didn't attack with the Tartars, we are also very sad, Dong Zongbing, don't be too sad, I think the court can understand." Li Rusong played a round at this time, he is the eldest son of Ning Yuanbo Li Chengliang, and he will definitely inherit Ning Yuanbo's position in the future, so his identity is naturally a little detached, as soon as he said this, those generals and guerrillas immediately said: "Lord General Soldier, our four towns are now one, don't hurt each other's feelings because of a little discord......

Everyone persuaded for a while, at this time, the prison army Lu Yuan was wearing a cotton robe, and entered the big tent with the support of two Mongolian women captives, "Counselor Zhen Meixin told our family that there are court angels who have not messed with the Tartars...... "With a word, he stabbed the big head to death and the truth of Dao Mingxian to sit down and died of the Tartar chaos, Dong Yiyuan listened, and was suddenly depressed, the identity of Gonggong Lu is similar to the right attendant of the military department, and he is the supervisor, he was appointed by the head of the palace and the cabinet at the same time, and his words naturally work.

"Grandpa Lu, it's still important to be in the body!" Some of the generals and guerrillas slapped Lu Yuan's ass, Lu Yuan coughed twice, and smiled wryly, "Our family wants to take care of it!" It's just that you haven't seen it yet......" He walked up to Dao Mingxian's corpse, squatted down and took out a silk book from the corpse, unfolded it, and then muttered: "Sure enough, as our family expected, this Holy Empress Dowager is not ready to let us make meritorious contributions!" ”

The crowd was in an uproar.

Like Lu Yuan, who defected, in fact, what he was most afraid of was to meet the source left and right, and while he turned against him, he still made eyebrows with the old master, which was simply the way to die, so although he was anxious inside and outside, he also knew that he could only live well if he hugged the thigh of Uncle Guo and the thigh of Concubine De.

Therefore, at this time, he faintly said bad things about the Empress Dowager Cisheng, as the saying goes, cutting off people's wealth is like killing parents, the generals in this big tent are all thinking about it, they want to be promoted, they want to get rich, they want to leave a name in history, but if they are blocked by the Empress Dowager Cisheng, but they can't realize any thoughts, can they be happy?

After coughing twice, he read the contents of the silk book, and then said, "Look, isn't this the story of the twelve gold medals!" Someone...... Cough...... is afraid that our meritorious service is too great, and he is not ready to make another meritorious service to us! ”

This father-in-law Lu has studied in the inner study after all, unlike the dead Dao Mingxian, a naughty master who has stepped on frogs since he was a child, there are thousands of fathers-in-law in the world, and there is only one father-in-law of Wei Jiu,000 years old, who is uneducated, so it is really not wrong to say that the hundred-year-old plan and education-oriented are really not wrong, even if you are a father-in-law, educated, you are a promising father-in-law.

And he spoke very skillfully, quietly, just said [we], and immediately circled everyone into a group, originally, this was just to recall the uncle of the country, but as soon as he was tampered with by Father-in-law Lu, it suddenly became a way to prevent everyone from being promoted to make a fortune and leave a name in history.

Dong Yiyuan's face was a little pale, Gonggong Lu took a closer look at him, and said slowly: "Since the Tartars have repeatedly disturbed me, we have to eat the food of the imperial court, and we have to be the masters of the people, this time, the Tartars have even killed the angels, and we must be the teachers of the ......."

After the guerrillas under his staff were taken away, and the corpses on the ground were dragged away, Gonggong Lu said: "General Soldier Shan, General Soldier Dong, Little Uncle, let's have a private ventilation here, the battle, it is definitely going to be fought, our family also points to the name and leaves history, and in the future, you can still find a position in the celebrant supervisor, you must also have family members to shelter, wives and concubines to command, these, all rely on military merits, all go deep into Mobei, there is no reason to retreat at this time......"

After saying this, Dong Yiyuan was helpless, "What if this is ...... And another angel will come ......"

"I'll take the responsibility." The old man Chixia, who had been silent, said loudly, with a righteous face on his face, "Not for anything else, just for the people of the nine-sided and thirteen towns." ”

(To be continued)