Chapter 36: Premeditated Provocation

The process of waiting for the food to be served is long, because the business of Jinyulou is so good, it can almost be said that it is full, in the spacious lobby, every table is full of customers, they push cups and change lamps, talk and laugh loudly, and the shop guys carry trays back and forth between the tables, like a fish in water, a busy and noisy scene.

Xiao Fan's eyes were red with jealousy, if it weren't for Jin Yulou's deep background, such a good business would have belonged to Zuixianlou, and there were many diners in the hall who came to Huang Zhixian's signboard, which was a subtle way of patting horses.

After coughing twice, Xiao Fan whispered to Taixu: "Don't you ask why I invited you to Jinyulou for dinner?" ”

Taixu looked leisurely, stroked his beard neatly, and said leisurely: "Poor Dao has lived for more than a hundred years, if you can't even see through your careful thoughts, won't this age live to the belly of a dog?" But Poor Dao just open his mouth to eat, regardless of the grievances between Drunken Immortal Building and Jin Yulou, if you make trouble here, Poor Dao will run away, don't forget, Poor Dao will work lightly ......"

Xiao Fan hated itchy, light skills are really a very awesome ability, at this moment Xiao Fan suddenly wanted to follow the impulse to learn kung fu from Taixu, the premise is that this old Taoist priest didn't lie to him, he really knows kung fu, but Xiao Fan doesn't think it's too empty to know kung fu, and it doesn't make sense logically, -- in martial arts novels, except for the beggar gang disciples, which martial arts master will be mixed up to make a living by abduction and fooling, so miserable that he almost went to ask for food? Those masters who come and go are short of silver to spend, usually jump into the house of a wealthy family who is unlucky, and take some silver with their hands, and also call it: "rob the rich and help the poor"......

The Taixu old way in front of him has nothing in common with the martial arts master in Xiao Fan's impression, looking left and right, no matter how you look at it, he looks like an old charlatan who is at the end of his rope.

So Xiao Fan quickly dispelled the idea of learning martial arts from Taixu, and it was better to be sensible.

The guy from the shop came up with the food, and the black and red sauce elbows glowed with crystal oil, illuminating the eyes of Xiao Fan and Taixu.

The two of them didn't say a word, they raised their chopsticks and started eating, eating with a mouth full of oil, ignoring the disdainful or surprised eyes of the guys passing by the table, and the food looked very ugly.

It is said that this dish is the signature dish of Jinyulou, the taste is really good, the shopkeeper of Jinyulou is not very good, but the chef still has a bit of housekeeping skills.

Under the nonsense, the dishes on the table quickly bottomed out, Xiao Fan and Tai Xuan collapsed on the chairs, stroking their bulging bellies and burping, with a satisfied expression.

"Is it delicious?" Xiao Fan didn't even seem to have the strength to raise his head, and asked lazily with his eyelids raised.

Taixu nodded: "Yes, the taste is different from your Drunken Immortal Building." ”

Xiao Fan smiled, he blinked, and said, "Eat and drink, shouldn't we go?" ”

Taixu slurped his teeth and said, "Very good, very good, then you can go to the checkout and leave." ”

The smile on Xiao Fan's face became worse and worse: "There is good news and bad news, which one do you listen to first?" ”

Tai Xu's eyebrows jumped, and suddenly there was an ominous premonition, if you are not careful, you won't fall into this kid's way again, right?

"Hear the good news first." Too vain and cautious.

"Here's the good news: we don't have to pay for this meal."

Tai Xuan breathed a sigh of relief and blurted out, "Great...... Hey, why not pay? ”

Xiao Fan praised: "The Taoist asked this question very sharply and hit the nail on the head. Why don't you pay for it......"

Saying that, Xiao Fan's eyes rolled: "...... Because I didn't bring any money. ”

"Huh?" was so frightened that cold sweat broke out involuntarily.

"You...... How can you not bring money? He was so anxious that he was sweating, deliberately lowered his voice, and asked a little angrily.

Xiao Fante blinked innocently and his eyes widened: "I forgot." ”

"Forget ...... Forgot? His mouth was too vain, his eyes straight, and he stomped his foot under the table for a while, "How can you forget?" The Drunken Immortal Building is on the opposite side, you quickly get the silver and ......"

"The Drunken Immortal Building has been renovated recently, and the silver has been spent......"

Taixu couldn't speak, he only came back to his senses now, and sure enough, he fell in love with this kid again, and the hundred-year-old birthday star was planted in the hands of this hairy young man again and again, and he did live to the belly of a dog at a great age.

"The poor road has long been calculated, and today there must be a bad omen, and sure enough...... Alas! Brother Xiao, Poor Dao doesn't know what the hell you came to Jinyulou to do, but Poor Dao just said something first, just eat and drink, regardless of the grievances between you and Jinyulou, now that you are full of food and drink, Poor Dao is going to escape with light luck, so you can stay here and slowly entangle with them......"

Xiao Fan said bitterly: "Dao Chief, how can you do this? After eating and drinking, and smearing the soles of your shoes, you can only share wealth and nobility, not weal and woe, you are too unrighteous! ”

Taixu's face was gloomy, and then he came back to his senses and became angry again: "You have a purpose! You must have deliberately come to Jinyulou to find fault today, do you think you can't see it from the poor road? ”

"Dao Chief, I have always introduced you as a confidant in life......"

Too void and thunderous: "Shut up! Is there a confidant like you who changes his way to cheat people? ”

"Dao Chief, if you blame us, let's wait until we get out of trouble, Dao Chang is 100 years old, he can be said to be the best among people, and his life experience must be extremely rich, but there is a way to help us get out of this predicament?"

Taixu snorted angrily, glared at Xiao Fan fiercely, and looked at the shopkeeper who seemed to be walking back and forth with a weak heart, then rolled his eyes and began to concentrate.

Xiao Fan waited for a while, and seeing that Taixu finally opened his eyes, Xiao Fan couldn't help but rejoice: "Dao Chang has a way?" ”

He was too weak and silent for a long time, then pinched his fingers and said, "...... The poor road is a hexagram first, and Bu Bu Ji is fierce. ”

Xiao Fan wiped his sweat: "...... Dao Chief, wouldn't this be too child's play? ”

Too humble to hate that in my heart! This kid dragged himself into the water for some reason, and now he is talking about his child's play.

"What else?" Tai Xuan said angrily.

Xiao Fan smiled evilly: "If the Taoist has no way, there is a way to fall down......"

Taixu raised his eyebrows, and now Xiao Fan brought himself to Jinyulou to make so many famous halls, and now he finally got to the point.

"What do you do?"

Xiao Fan laughed twice, and his gentle appearance suddenly became deceitful and cunning.

Under the inexplicable gaze of the shopkeeper, the two exchanged heads and whispered a few words.

So, in the golden jade building, the cups are staggered, in the lobby full of guests, an old Taoist priest is eating and eating, suddenly foaming at the mouth, the whole body is swinging, and then a cup and saucer fall to the ground with a broken sound, the old Taoist priest in the stunned gaze of everyone, fell to the ground, although the whole process is not long, but the movement is very loud, the guests who are talking and laughing in the hall have noticed, the whole lobby suddenly quieted down, everyone is curious to see the old Taoist priest lying on the ground and spitting foam.

Before the matter was over, and before the shopkeeper could react, a young man sitting next to the old Taoist priest suddenly rushed to the old Taoist priest's side, and exclaimed angrily: "Daoist! Michigan! What happened to you? What the hell is wrong with you? ”

The old Taoist priest raised his hand with difficulty while swinging, pointed at the overwhelmed shopkeeper with resentful eyes, and said intermittently: "You guys...... You give the poor a dish...... What's down? ”

A fat man in the Jinyu Building, who looked white and fat, as if he was the head of the hall, wiped his cold sweat and walked out with a blue face, and when he saw the appearance of the old Taoist, he immediately said urgently: "Is this Taoist chief okay?" Fast! Quickly call the doctor to the Taoist chief......"

The old Taoist priest pointed at the fat man with a trembling finger and said hatefully: "You ...... What exactly is in the dish? ”

The fat man was so anxious that he was about to cry: "We are a proper restaurant, how dare we put anything else except the ingredients for cooking?" ”

The old Taoist priest ignored it, and said angrily: "Antidote...... Please, give the poor an antidote...... Poor Dao ate your food, and he was dying......"

When the guests in the hall heard this, they were busy picking their throats and eyes, for fear that they had also eaten some poison, and the lobby only heard the sound of vomiting one after another.

The fat man was so anxious that his face turned white, and before he could call the shopkeeper, he only heard the old Taoist priest look up to the sky and roar, and shouted sadly: "The poor road is all over the rivers and lakes, but I didn't expect to die in this small restaurant today, Senior Brother Zhang Sanfeng!" Senior brother, I ...... Don't be greedy! Retribution, retribution! ”

After speaking, the old Taoist priest fell softly and was silent.

The young man lay on the body of the old Taoist priest and mourned loudly: "Daoist! Michigan! The Soul Returns! If you let go, how can I talk to Zhang Sanfeng Old Immortal, that is, all the real people, the Taoist name Xuan Xuanzi, and the Zhang Immortal who is also called Xuan Yichang...... Confess whoa-"

"Wow-" The entire lobby exploded like a powder keg lit by a spark.

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