Chapter 33: Father-in-law, we will take you
"When did Zhu Zi say that friends have the meaning of wealth?" The little maid has been nurtured by her own young lady, and she also has some materials in her belly.
"He said that Zhu Zidian commented, and he had no objection to Zilu's words, and then he came up perfunctory." This Miss Yan is full of poems and books in her belly, which is not comparable to ordinary shows. When the little maid heard this, she was immediately a little disdainful, "It turned out to be made up, so I said, how could Zhu Zi say such a thing." ”
Miss Yan said softly: "It's not an editor, it's just that everyone didn't think about it, but a person who is in a hurry." However, think about it, when this sentence spreads in the future, I am afraid that many people will be uplifted and say: "Friends have the meaning of wealth, this is what Zhu Fuzi said." Therefore, he laughed again and said, "I am afraid that I will leave a strong mark in the history of the future." ”
The little maid hurriedly said: "Wild history is also history!" Miss, I think he's younger than me! It's so big, can it leave history? ”
Miss Na Yan frowned and looked outside, but unfortunately, she had seen her eyes badly when she was a child, in the words of later generations, she was a big myopia, glasses girl, and she subconsciously squinted her eyes when she looked at people, but her eyes were originally big and charming, so squinting, it was clear that Cao Zhi's "Luo Shen Fu" on the [bright eyes and good eyes] taste, it looked very seductive, giving people a sense of looking forward to Gu Shenghui.
hooked the soul for a long time, but unfortunately he didn't see what he looked like, so he called his little maid, "Xiaoqian, what does he look like?" ”
"I'll take a closer look." The little maid leaned over the cabin window, looked at it carefully, and then turned back to Miss Yan and said, "Oops! Miss, his face is like condensation, his eyes are like paint, his eyes are like a variety of jade, at first sight, like a jade mountain going up, the light reflects people, his posture is like a spring moon willow, he is in the midst of everyone, like a pearl and jade among the tiles and stones......"
Miss Yan was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, "Are you sure you're not reciting the "New Words of the World"? ”
The little maid's face turned red, and she argued forcefully: "Where have I memorized the new language of the world, you don't believe my words, Miss." Miss Yan shook her head slightly, and said in her heart that naturally I don't believe your words, in this world, how can there be such a beautiful man in the Wei and Jin dynasties.
Looking at her own young lady's expression, the little maid knew that she didn't believe it, stomped her feet, and said hatefully: "Hmph! Dare to look so good, when he gets on the boat, I will put some croton in his tea and rice. ”
Miss Yan smiled and shook her head silently, with a look of "Xiaoqian, you are naughty again".
The master and servant were discussing the beautiful man here, and the good officials and talents on the dock also said goodbye.
Everyone looked at the well-behaved official Fengshen Langjun, hugged his fists and said goodbye, thinking about his witty rhetoric, they were all reluctant, this kind of friend, interesting, makes people laugh more than once, and has a reputation, can drive themselves to become famous, and has talent and learning, can edify themselves, it is simply a kind of character who is only a good teacher and friend in the book.
Chu Yunnuo, the leader, sighed and said: "No wonder the Xiangshan monk wrote [Nanpu is sad and farewell, and the west wind is curling in autumn. As soon as you see the intestines broken, you can go and don't look back. Brother, I'm waiting, I'm really reluctant to let you go! ”
"There is no feast in the world, and we will benefit a lot from this gathering, at least, I know that Zhu Zi also likes silver." Jun Xiaodrunk next to him patted the folding fan and said, when everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing again, but they diluted their sorrows.
At this time, Gongsun Nie, who proposed to give a parting poem, suddenly had an idea and came up with a ghost idea, "Brother Xian, you see, our senior brothers have learned a lot of eight shares in Wei Xue, and the examination article is okay, this poem is inevitably a little ......worse."
When he said this, he was suspected of putting gold on his face, what is the poetry is inevitably worse, let alone worse! The gap is big, of course, although the people next to them are a little ashamed in their hearts, they don't want to say anything, readers! The so-called Wen Wu Wu Wu Wu Wu is not the second, and it is already a very good cultivation to admit that he is not as good as others, and most of them have the problem of eyes as big as a basket.
"Brother Xian, you are a great talent, why don't you come and sing a parting song, so as to commemorate us for a while, to be honest, in a few years, I am afraid that our people will be scattered, like me, originally took this health school to have a scholar status so that the family's business is tax-free, and in the future, it will definitely go home to take over the family's business......"
As soon as he said this, everyone sighed, among these talents, the biggest is not confused, and the youngest is also the crown, what future is in the future, it is really difficult to say, of course, I want to be an official when I study, but in the end, I can be admitted to the Jinshi to be an official, I am afraid that there is no one in it, you must know that there are no ten Jinshi in Tianjin for more than 100 years.
Therefore, when this is said, according to the usual reason, everyone should despise his argument of tax exemption for the sake of family trading, but this is indeed the truth, coupled with this situation, everyone sighed, and they didn't talk about him, who studied not with a purpose, and in the end it was nothing more than four words, promoted and made a fortune.
The obedient official also felt a little gloomy, these people came to visit, maybe they also had some purpose, and they were still used by the Wenren clan, but, after all, they still haven't rolled in society in the end, no matter how young they are, the older ones are about the same as their own fathers! There are still so many simple people who read, if there are people who become officials in the future, where are there good people in the officialdom, or as Gongsun Nie said, go home to do business and seek rice for rice, and naturally there will be no time to study.
This is like the college students of later generations, although they were naughty and mischievous when they were in school, but after all, they were not polluted by the society, and there was a smell of scholarly scolding Fang Xuan and promoting words, but when they entered the society, almost everyone would be polished to no edges.
Seeing everyone's ardent expectations, he seemed to think that if he was only as good as he first saw in this life, he would definitely be able to make a good poem and good words, so he muttered for a long time and said: "Brothers raise love, and the younger brother will make a poem!" ”
At this time, he completely forgot his identity in later generations, deeply devoted himself to this Ming era, and sang in a seductive voice that was praised by Shen Bang, the county magistrate of Daxing County, as [young phoenix is clear in the voice of the old phoenix]: "A hat to collect dust, stay in the king, and go from the king." Where is the piece of sail, will be Ji Zhou Langqu. Looking back at the romance, Yuyang Yue came to live. Lonely Hongyu, three lives are promised, but Liang Hong's couple. ”
With that, he turned and led the horse to the board, and went to the boat.
"If you stay in the king, you won't be able to go from the king......" everyone murmured.
In the cabin, the little maid lying on the window jumped up, "Miss, Miss, I have written the lyrics." ”
The Miss Yan seemed to be very surprised, and leaned back against the window on the couch, and at this time, the good official led the horse to the boat, and she couldn't see it anymore.
A hat collects dust, and you can't stay from you. Where is the piece of sail, will be Ji Zhou Langqu. Looking back at the romance, Yuyang Yue came to live. Lonely Hongyu, three lives are promised, but Liang Hong's couple.
She recited this poem again, and couldn't help but say to herself: "Can the northerners also make such graceful words? ”
If this Miss Yan dared to say this on the Internet in the later generations, she would definitely be scolded by a bunch of people and scolded her for attacking on the map, but in the Ming Dynasty, she was just telling the truth, the ratio of the north and the south to take scholars was customized by the imperial court, otherwise under the same conditions, it would not be uncommon for the northern scholars to run out of the army.
Although the little maid also has some literary ink, after all, there are not many allusions in her belly, so she can only hear this song beautifully, and quickly asked her own miss, "Miss, what does it mean to know how to do Zhou Langqu?" ”
Miss Yan leaned on the couch, her eyes were a little dull, and she murmured: "Ningbo Gu was a subordinate of Huiji County, and during the Three Kingdoms, Cao Ying expressed Sun Quan of Eastern Wu as Huiji Taishou, and Zhou Lang pointed to Zhou Yu, and Zhou Yu led the army outside at that time, which means that the two got along." The so-called song is wrong Zhou Langgu, which also means that the place to go is the place where Wu opera is sung. Yuyang, the ancient name of Tianjin, Liang Honglu should refer to the allusion of Liang Hong and Meng Guang husband and wife raising their eyebrows. ”
She also knew how much color the little maid around her had in her belly, and directly pointed out the allusions.
The little maid tilted her head and thought for a while, and said, "Miss, don't you mean that the journey is running and the dust is full, and I can't keep you and have to let you go." Watching you sail and cut down the sea, we get along so well, just like Sun Quan and Zhou Yu, but now you are going to the place where Wu Qu is sung. Looking back, we are in Tianjin Yuelai Inn, chic and graceful, that is really nostalgic! But right now, you are flying south like a lonely goose, looking at you alone, it is really sad and lonely, if there is a past life and this life, you must be a beautiful person like Liang Hong, and I miss you silently in the distance like Meng Guang misses her husband. ”
Miss Yan was silent, how could she not believe that such a graceful poem could actually be heard on the dock in Tianjin, but the meaning of the words, even Tianjin Yuelai Inn came out, if it was Li Shaonan, who was the second class leader of Xinweike in Longqing in the fifth year of Longqing, and now Li Shaonan, who is now the political envoy of Zhejiang, made such a poem, which is acceptable, but the lyricist is not even Xiaoqian, not to mention, the lyricist is now on her family's boat, and there is no doubt at all.
The little maid read this poem in the vernacular, and shook Miss Yan's arm excitedly, "Miss Miss, this poem is so good, you say, can Mr. Qingteng from Zhejiang make such a word?" ”
Mr. Qingteng is Xu Wenchang, known as the first poet of the Ming Dynasty, Zheng Banqiao, a famous scholar of the Qing Dynasty, once called himself [Qingteng's lackey] and was a big bull.
Miss Yan was a little impatient, and patted her with a small fan, "It's just a child, and he can only get a poem occasionally, where can he compare with Mr. Qingteng." ”
"But." The little maid and her own young lady went to visit Mr. Qingteng Xu Wenchang, and felt that Xu Wenchang's bearded old man could compare with other people's miserable green boys, "Miss, Mr. Qingteng only entered the student at the age of nineteen, and that person is not as old as Xiaoqian!" It's already a student. ”
"What do you know, the imperial court is habitual, and the proportion of scholars in the north and south is different, I'm a little tired, go out." Miss Yan felt a little unbearable on her face, and waved a fan to let the little maid out.
The little maid also knew that her young lady was thin-skinned, and seemed to be angry with herself, so she pouted, turned around and walked out, and closed the hatch again.
She is always curious about the teenager who sang "Dian Jiang Lip" on the dock, the southerner is graceful, she has seen a lot of good-looking scholars in Zhejiang, but she has never seen anything like the one just now, just a little older, just like this, to be bigger, and to get it.
I really want to pull the young lady out on the deck to see the people! The provincial one said that I recited the new language of the world.
The little maid muttered in her heart, and walked quickly to the deck.
At this time, the old housekeeper of the Yan family saw that the obedient officer got on the boat, so he waved his hand to greet the sailors of the Yan family, and the sailors were greeted, pulled out the anchor and raised the sails, and all kinds of shouts were connected, and the big ship of four hundred materials slowly left the dock and sailed towards the sea.
A group of talented men on the shore ran forward dozens of steps, and the obedient officer stood on the deck, and the horse next to him snorted, as if he was not used to the fishy smell of the sea breeze.
"Brother Xian." Everyone waved their hands, looked at each other, bowed down together, the good officials on the ship did not dare to slack off, this is the Ming Dynasty, everything should be etiquette, so they knelt on the ground to pay respects, this is an ancient ceremony, not equivalent to the men of later generations have gold under their knees, others will only praise him.
The old housekeeper of the Yan family, who was wearing a Taoist robe not far away, couldn't help but praise in a low voice: "What a good young man, with good looks, talent, and exquisite etiquette......" Then he shook his head slightly, secretly it is a pity that he is younger than his own young lady, otherwise, it is really a good match that is difficult to find with a lantern.
At this time, a carriage galloped out on the dock between the docks, and went straight to the side of the talents, and the pedestrians dodged along the way, just to see that the two healthy women who were driving were big shoulders and round waists, and a pair of fists could stand and run horses on their arms.
The carriage galloped all the way past those talents to the end, and the eldest sister Hua shouted vigorously, and the horseman in front stood up, neighing, and suddenly stopped.
All the showmen looked at each other, and said that the golden house was here.
Sure enough, Chunmei jumped down in the carriage first, lifted the curtain of the carriage, and then got out of the car with Mrs. Duan's wife.
The good official has good eyesight, and he saw this carriage early in the morning, and at this time, he saw that the Wenren clan got out of the car, and sneered in his heart, sure enough, it was the right time to come, the boat was opened, and the next is not to ask my big name to make up for yesterday's defects?
As soon as he thought of this, Wen Renshi clasped his hands in front of his mouth and shouted loudly: "Zheng Guofan, I'll wait for you ......"
it, you know how many ways you have.
The obedient official sneered, and said in his heart that since you are shameless, let me tell you, in terms of shamelessness, the Ming Dynasty is far from five hundred years later.
Just let me go wild on the deck!
He walked to the side of the boat and shouted loudly to the shore: "Girl, don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning, don't pretend to be pure, pretend to be pure and be wheeled, don't pretend to be tender, pretend to be tender and be hated, don't pretend to be stupid, pretend to be stupid and ......be beaten by others."
He took a big breath and took a big breath, and suddenly, a sea breeze with the smell of sea fishy smelled from his nose to his lungs, quite a feeling of the bright moon on the sea.
This breath finally came out, in the words of the guy who dreamed of the divine machine, from now on, when the mind is cleared, this can achieve divine skills.
He muttered in his heart, venting his temper five hundred years later to the fullest, and resolutely raised his middle finger on the shore, Mrs. Wupin's order is amazing! Jump into the sea and swim over and bite me!
On the boat, on the shore, everyone was dumbfounded, this little minister...... Is it swearing?
Xiaoqian, the little maid not far away, blushed, and the Wen Ren on the shore was so angry that her face was blue, and the blue blood vessels under the pink skin on her neck burst out, and her fingers as thin as cutting onions were pinched tightly, and her nails pierced into her palms unconsciously.
More than a dozen talents looked at each other, and then they felt that this Brother Zheng Xian looked like a thirteen-year-old boy.
After glancing at each other, the talents suddenly had a sense of righteousness in their chests that scolded Fang Xuan, and they all jumped to their feet and shouted: "Brother Zheng Xian, we will stand up to you." ”
Don't think that the top is a network noun in later generations, at this time the Ming Dynasty used the word [top] commonplace, first seen in the Wuzong Dynasty, Nanjing Ministry of Shangshu Zhu En patted the big eunuch Liu Jin's fart, worship post even [worship on] did not dare to write, and wrote [top on the benefactor husband], since then [top], [top] word plague generally spread among readers, at the beginning or bent body attached to the eunuch party used, to later, even civil officials to write worship, thick-skinned people use this [top] way of writing, It is said that even Qi Jiguang's greeting to Zhang Juzheng once used the word [top], of course, this is a small section, and it does not damage the name of Qi Shaobao's famous general.
The obedient officer waved his hand on the boat, and then sang loudly the "Lip Tapping" made by Fang Cai, and the talents on the shore also sang loudly:
A hat collects dust, and you can't stay with you......
The little maid looked at the obedient officer standing on the side of the boat with his hands behind his back, the snow-white horse was beside him, and kept poking his head to rub his head with him, he turned his head, the corner of his mouth seemed to have a hint of a smile, and he reached out to pat the horse's head.
The little maid suddenly felt that her face was hot, and she couldn't help but cover her face with her hands.
ps: [Nanpu Shen Xiangyu] I was going to change this sentence to [Nanpu Cherry Blossom Rain], because the name of this word is also called "Point Cherry", mud horse, and I am afraid that there will be fans of Sun Xiliang, so I took out Professor Sun's set of concepts of [Chinese people like cherry blossoms is Han Jian is flattery], think about it, use a [Huiji Zhou Langqu]! There are a lot of cultural hooligans these days! Can't afford to mess with.
PS: Some readers asked if the word of the good official does not need to avoid Zhu Yuanzhang, the stylistic norms set up by Zhu Yuanzhang have the rules of "the two names are not partial, and the names are not suspicious" and "except for the vicious words, there is no other taboo to avoid", which means that if the emperor's name is two words, there is no need to avoid any of these two words, and there is no need to avoid the homophone of the emperor's name, so the word Fengzhang of the good official is no problem, as long as he is not called Yuanzhang.
Again: "Ji Ji is the king, and the left and right are Fengzhang." "Zhang is half of Gui, and the unity of the two Zhangs is Gui, so this is the meaning of describing the ministers holding jade and uniting to worship the king. Take the table word, either similar to the like, or vice versa, such as Yang [pass] word [change], Fengzhang and Guofan meaning is similar, but it was changed by Shen Bang Shen County Zun to a phoenix word, of course, there is also a source, just because the lobby was stripped off the pants section is easy to be associated, in fact, this word is taken very horizontally. I remember that the chapter name of the chapter that gave the good official the table word was called "Left and Right Fengzhang", and Shen Kuo boasted in "Mengxi Writings" that [Jiji Pi Wang, Left and Right Fengzhang] The way of the monarch and the minister.
Are we thick-skinned? To be honest, I also felt a little stupid to praise myself for a high level, and in order to choose a suitable word for the good official, I consulted the information for about two hours. Sometimes I think that the Internet, printed out is also to be seen when I go to the toilet, is it necessary? However, I have a paranoid temper, and I often have to follow the path in my heart when I do things.