Chapter 22 Tonight, the moon is dark and the wind is high

The dream is plump, and the reality is skinny.

An hour later, Mao Pai (Hong Qiu) was supported by two officials and went to prison.

"Big brother, I'm now a person in our number! You don't have to crouch in the corner......"

Mao Pai (Hong Qiu) was pale, angry, the pants on his buttocks were all open, and he lay on the ground, half dead. Although he is the thirteenth Taibao of Shaozhou, he is just a playboy who is strong and capable, pampered and raised, and has never fought or been beaten.

"Well, yes, it's my own brother, let's follow my brother in the future. Mao Pai's name is not good, my brother will give you a nickname. Come out and mix, the name should be a little domineering. ”

In front of Gu Ren, three or four prisoners lined up, waiting for Gu Ren to open the legendary acupuncture points for them. These prisoners worked really hard, and in just one day, they were able to practice doing a thousand push-ups in one go. This is completely impossible in the afterlife. This is the difference between the physique after practicing simple internal skills and the physique of ordinary people. Gu Ren rubbed his palms back and forth, helping these prisoners open the so-called acupuncture points.

"Yes, thank you Boss for the appreciation! Can you open that acupuncture point for the little one? ”

Mao Pai (Hong Qiu) smiled and asked cautiously. This time, he finally gained his trust completely, and gave him a domineering nickname. Taking advantage of this opportunity, it was also opened for him.

"Well, you're badly injured and can't be opened. Nickname, let's call it Xiaojian! ”

Gu Ren said without thinking.

"Oh...... What? Cheap? ”

The corners of Mao Pai (Hong Qiu)'s mouth twitched, where is this so domineering? It's clearly scolding him! Damn wild monk, the master will definitely not let you go! Don't let the master find a chance, or I'll kill you! Mao Pai gritted his teeth.

"What's wrong? Dissatisfied? That's called a big. ”

Gu Ren stopped what he was doing, and Liu Si on the side hurriedly picked up the tea on the table and handed it to Gu Ren. Gu Ren took a sip and handed the teacup to Liu Si.

"Big? Big rape? Eldest sister? ”

Mao Pai (Hong Qiu) swallowed his saliva, what is this special......

"Brother, I'm still called Xiaozi!"

Mao Pai (Hong Qiu) was about to cry, and muttered silently in his heart, if you don't teach me now, you will have to teach it in a few days...... Anyway, Master Kong and his son Hong County Lieutenant have discussed it, and he will not be able to run away from this wild monk for a month. His injuries looked serious, but in fact they were just external injuries, and there was no major problem, and it would be fine in a few days at most, so that he could learn this magic skill earlier.

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Just when Mao Pai (Hong Qiu) was lying on the ground, he had not yet warmed up the straw pile on the floor. At the gate of the prison, there was a rush of footsteps.

As the footsteps got closer and closer, several officials appeared outside the trumpet with official documents.

"Suspect Gu Ren, take your things and come out. It's okay. ”

The official handed the official document to Li Er.

"Huh...... Isn't there a minimum detention of fifteen days? Why is it all right all of a sudden? ”

Li Er and a few jailers were a little confused, why did they go through the back door?

Mao Pai (Hong Qiu), who was lying on the ground, also looked at him with a stunned gaze, he just came in, why is this wild monk leaving? Didn't everyone discuss the matter of closing this wild monk for a while?

"Hey, you remember to practice the magic skills that my brother passed on to you, remember, push-ups are the most basic, practice more. When it comes out, I'll pass on a few more awesome skills to you, don't waste the years. ”

Gu Ren waved his hand.

"Boss. The brothers will definitely practice diligently. When I come out, I'll follow you! ”

"Boss, you are the eternal boss in our hearts! We will definitely try our best! ”

The prisoners and a few jailers had tears in their eyes, and the boss did not forget to tell them to practice when he was leaving, what a sincere friendship! They reluctantly waved goodbye to Gu Ren and watched Gu Ren leave.

"Ah Qiu, don't be lazy."

Gu Ren winked at Mao Pai (Hong Qiu).

"Well, I'll practice a lot, too."

Mao Pai (Hong Qiu) heard Gu Ren's "concern", and was infected by everyone's emotions, and almost burst into tears, but suddenly his thoughts turned, no, he didn't pass on his skills and practice wool! This special beating is beaten, others are gone, who should I find to steal this miracle? Who will open up the acupuncture points for me?

Hey, he seemed to be shouting "Ah Qiu" just now, not Mao Pai...... me, he already knows who I really am.

"Ah...... Yes...... Yes! You bastard, you pit me! ”

Hong Qiu struggled to get up from the ground, tore off the human skin mask, and cursed......

Prisoner A: "Ahem......"

Prisoner B: "Uh......"

Prisoner C: "Oh......"

Jailer Ding: "Wow...... Hong Gongzi! ”

"Grandson! Stand still! Lao Tzu and you are not finished! Oops my ass! ”

Hong Qiu stumbled to the ground in pain.

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In the backyard of the county government, there were a few carriages parked, and Dandan, Emperor Xin, Prince Ji, and his party were standing there, and there was also the Hou County Order of Qujiang City on the side.

Hou Xianling was a fat man with a fat head and big ears, standing behind the two princes there, with a flattering and flattering smile.

Seeing Gu Ren coming out, Prince Xin and Prince Ji stepped forward to say hello a few steps, with an extremely intimate attitude, as if he was an old man he hadn't seen for a long time, and he was very familiar.

Hou Xianling looked at Gu Ren with a confused and solemn gaze, wondering if this kid would soar? Do you want to pat him on the back? After hesitating, he still stood still and did not step forward. After all, this kid has a grudge against his left shoulder and his right shoulder, Hong County Lieutenant, and he can't hurt the hearts of his subordinates because of a small loss.

"Senior brother, Ashin and Ash have booked a banquet for you, let's go eat."

Dandan no longer calls Gu Ren Gongzi, and directly calls him Senior Brother.

"Ah, the two children are so polite. Let's go. ”

Gu Ren said with a smile.

"Gu Gongzi, we are not children......"

Prince Xin and Prince Ji were embarrassed, and several guards on the side laughed.

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The banquet booked by the prince of Xin and the prince of Ji is in the largest restaurant in Qujiang City, Shilixiang, which is very famous in the whole Shaozhou, the boss has an official background, and has developed rapidly in the past few years, and it is said that they are about to open a branch in Chang'an.

After Gu Ren and his party had eaten, it was already noon. The two princes said goodbye to Gu Ren and went back to Shaozhou, and when they were leaving, they did not forget to tell Gu Ren to come to Chang'an for development, do you have any plans to enter the office? and the specific process of movable type printing, and the dividends after the release of the Journey to the West publication.

Gu Ren did not immediately agree, nor did he refuse. Just tell them to wait a while. If I really went to Chang'an, I would definitely look for them. The two princes left happily.

At the door of Shilixiang, there were only two people left, Dandan and Gu Ren.

The two walked along the river, talking over and over again.

"Dandan, what about your sister and Miss Kong? Why didn't you see the two of them? ”

Gu Ren asked.

"They were in the Confucian Mansion and did not come out. Senior brother, I have bad news for you......"

Dandan touched his head and said with some embarrassment.

"Something."

Gu Ren didn't care.

"Miss Kong's family will leave Qujiang tomorrow, and all the things in the Kong Mansion have been packed."

Dandan hesitated and spoke.

"Why did you leave?"

Gu Ren stopped and looked at Dan Dan suspiciously. He is going to live in the Confucian Mansion and become his son-in-law.

Dandan: "Master Kong has been promoted and has become the head of Shaozhou." ”

Gu Ren: "Even if you are promoted, you won't be able to move your family, although this Shaozhou is not far from Qujiang, it is also half a day's journey." The Kong family has no property in Shaozhou, where did they live? ”

"Senior brother, why do I have to say it so clearly, Mr. and Mrs. Kong just don't want you to be your son-in-law. They dislike Senior Brother, you are not the second generation of officials, the second generation of rich......"

Dandans is embarrassed.

"Ahem...... This ......"

Gu Ren looked embarrassed.

"Ahem, senior brother, in fact, my sister gave you a trick, I don't know if you need it?"

Dandan fell silent.

"What's the trick? Tell me about it? ”

Gu Ren blinked.

"My sister said, taking advantage of the dark moon and high wind tonight, you and Miss Kong**, cook raw rice and mature rice in one fell swoop! Pregnant with twins! At that time, Mr. and Mrs. Kong had to agree even if they didn't agree. ”

Dan Dan said very seriously.

"Ahem...... This one...... Not so good...... Actually, my brother is a righteous gentleman, and he can definitely hold it down, and he is definitely not so **. Bhabhi is very, very against premarital sex......"

Gu Renyi is speaking.

Dandan: "Really? ”

"Seriously! However, what is Miss Kong's attitude? If she agrees, I'll be embarrassed......"

Gu Ren's subsequent words made Dandan's eyes whiter.

Dandan: "Ahem, senior brother, Miss Kong agreed." ”

"That'...... Then the senior brother will agree. Quack ......"

Gu Ren swallowed his saliva, and suddenly felt that his whole body was full of strength, and he was not so happy when he practiced this special Yijin Sutra to the Ten Heavens!

The body is as light as a swallow, and the wind is under the feet, just like practicing Lingbo micro-steps.

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Dandan: "Senior brother, you go slowly...... I only act at night. Why are you so excited now............"

Gu Ren: "Brother warms up first, Ha ......"

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