Chapter 293: Liu Bei's Accounts (2)

Guan Yu Zhang Fei's expression changed, Qin Feng didn't lose his eyes at all, he glanced at Liu Bei again, and said in his heart Your kid's acting skills are really good, but unfortunately, your two brothers are exposed.

So, Qin Feng remained silent, and just said to Liu Bei: "There are many ringworms, do you know what Ling Chi is?" ”

Ling Chi: It has to be performed by two people at a time, starting from the feet, a total of 1,000 knives, that is, 1,000 pieces of meat have to be cut off before the prisoner is allowed to die. It is said that if the prisoner dies before a thousand cuts, the executor will also be punished. Later, it developed into an art form of the death penalty.

And the most famous person who received this punishment was the great eunuch Liu Jin, who heard that it took a total of three days to cut him off.

Although Liu Bei didn't know Liu Jin, he knew Ling Chi's cruelty. He was frightened, and when he trembled, he hurriedly turned another page, looked at the account book, and said embarrassedly: "Dashuai, I made a mistake just now, but it was actually 500,000 yuan." ”

The second master, who was originally staring at the beads in his eyes, stared farther away, and his face became redder, and the third fat paper was even more surprised, but they didn't say anything.

Cao Cao was surprised, "One hundred thousand has become five hundred thousand? Then he was furious, "There are many ringworms, and you can't be corrupt?" ”

Yuan Shao's head is big, and he said in his heart that this is a cheat, I really don't see it, he is so bold, one guy is 400,000 yuan, which is more greedy than me.

Liu Bei was shocked, and hurriedly said: "No, no, no, the fraud is wrong, wrong, the page just now turned out to be not the general ledger, this page is, it is ......." ”

Qin Feng glanced at Liu Bei, who shuddered for a while, and sneered: "Dashuai, it's really wrong, 500,000, 500,000 ......." ”

"There's a lot of ringworm." Qin Feng put down the teacup, leaned back on the handsome seat, and greeted with a smile.

"Handsome ......." Liu Bei, who was standing, nodded for a while.

Qin Feng smiled and said: "There is a lot of ringworm, do you know what "intestinal pumping" is?" ”

"Intestine pumping?" Liu Bei was stunned for a moment, and he fell into his big ears for a while, and said, "I don't know ......." ”

At this time, Cao Cao immediately said below: "I know. ”

Intestinal aspiration. It was torture that only existed in the early Ming Dynasty. Cao Cao didn't know about it originally, but Qin Feng told him when he tortured Cao Cao in the Yellow Turban Camp.

Cao Cao made a stirring gesture and said in a loud voice: "Tie a rope in the middle of a horizontal wooden pole." Hung high on a wooden frame. The pole has an iron hook at one end and a stone block at the other, like a huge scale. ”

When he said this, he glanced at Liu Bei's buttocks, and said, "Put down the iron hook at one end." Stuff it into the prisoner's gut and pull out the large intestine. Do you know the head of the large intestine? When Liu Bei's color changed, Cao Cao continued: "Hang on the iron hook." Then the stone at the other end is pulled down, so that one end of the hook rises and the prisoner's intestines are pulled out. ”

He stretched out his arms and gestured: "It's so long, let alone more than a zhang, hanging high in a straight line." The prisoner screamed a few times, and after a while, he ......died of anger. In fact, the whole process is very short. But the feeling when the intestines come out of the door is really wonderful....... ”

Because what Cao Cao said was too vivid, Liu Bei couldn't help but simulate it in his mind, and his face suddenly changed greatly, and he covered his cheek. His soul was scattered and crumbling, he hurriedly turned another page of the ledger, and said hurriedly: "Dashuai, now Liu Bei completely understands, it turns out that he has found a million guan." ”

The second master heard this. The big red face was purple, and after the round eyes narrowed again, he stroked the five strands of long hair and turned his head aside. The three fat men smacked their mouths. He turned around as well.

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao were completely furious when they heard this.

Yuan Shao stood up as soon as he rolled up his sleeves and said angrily: "Okay, Liu Xuande, you want to be greedy for 900,000 yuan, and I ...... Hmmmm....... ”

Cao Cao covered Yuan Shao's mouth and filled: "I just knew, it turns out that you are such a person." ”

Liu Bei was keenly aware of the abnormality. I scolded in my heart, and said in my heart, okay, you three young people in the capital are embezzlement, and you don't take me with you!

Qin Feng said coldly at this time: "There are many ringworms, you embezzled 900,000 yuan of public funds, you can be guilty." ”

When Liu Bei heard this, he thought of the torture of the intestines, and as soon as the chrysanthemum tightened, he felt that something was being pulled out of it, and when he thought that the intestines were so long, the feeling of coming out was wonderful. He was frightened to the ground at that time, he hugged Qin Feng's thick legs, and cried: "Dashuai, there is no corruption, the fraud is just a moment of inadvertence, and the wrong account is ......." ”

"Mistaken?" Qin Feng said lightly.

"Wrong, it was all wrong twice just now, and the last time it was true." Liu Bei burned his buttocks, and said hurriedly: "Dashuai, it's all here this time, a total of one million yuan, and I haven't taken a single gold particle, it's all here." ”

Qin Feng saw that what he said was true, and said with a smile: "Since it is an unintentional mistake, forget it." He put away the account book and handed it to Dian Wei on the side, and said, "Go and count it immediately, there can't be a penny missing." ”

"Whoa!" Dian Wei held the ledger and strode away.

Qin Feng got up and said to everyone in the tent: "Wait for the soldiers and horses in the headquarters to clean up the shape, let's set off and go home!" ”

"Go home!" The soldiers cheered.

Cao Cao and the others left the big tent happily, only Liu Bei bent his waist and came out dejectedly, his hands were about to touch the ground. The second master and the third fat man didn't dare to see people, and followed behind him.

Out of the tent, Liu Bei heard the conversation between Cao Cao and Yuan Shao in the distance.

"Brother Benchu, you have made a fortune now, you must treat you when you go back."

"That's a must-drop."

When Liu Bei heard this, his face twitched for a while, and he was very angry, "Why? I, Liu Bei, worked so hard for you three young people in the capital, but you treated me like this. Why? Why is it always not my share ....... ”

He wanted to "play" with the three young men in the capital, but the three young people in the capital always did not take him to "play", which made the imperial uncle of later generations very angry. He swore that one day, he would make the three young men in the capital pay the price.

After a while, Liu Bei's three brothers returned to their big tent.

After Guan Yu broke away from his own soldiers, he stroked five strands of long hair and complained: "Big brother, you shouldn't be like this, fortunately, the marshal didn't punish him." ”

The three brothers found the gold and silver, and Liu Bei personally counted them, and when they reported it, how could there be such a big error as one million to one hundred thousand.

The third fat man also complained: "I am the same." ”

Liu Bei has long had a statement about corruption, and he said in his heart that it was Qin Zijin who did not punish me, and it was a good reason for me to go back. He immediately became bitter, "Two brothers, your majesty likes money and never gives money to the people, and you know it. Fight to the death for your brother. I want to keep some of it, not for myself, but for the poor people. ”

The second master and the third fat paper heard that it was for the people, and their faces eased a lot.

Liu Bei said again: "Actually, being a brother is also a bit selfish. When the elder brother saw that the second brother had no meat to eat and the third brother had no wine to drink, he couldn't bear ...... in his heart. Unexpectedly, Qin Zijin was more refined than a monkey, and he saw it. ”

The second master heard that Liu Bei was also for him. Immediately, his heart warmed, and he didn't blame Liu Bei for his corrupt behavior, but said: "Big brother, don't do this next time." is that the eldest brother is poor, and the younger brother will not give up. I only hope that the eldest brother can help Sheji and appease Li Min. ”

"Good brother......." Liu Bei cried and said, "How can you forget your oath for my brother." He was awe-inspiring and said solemnly: "Today is a general, bravely ahead, and tomorrow if you are a parent official." and they will be brave before to pacify the people. Finally, he wiped tears from his eyes and said, "If it were not for the people and the brothers, how could the brothers do such a thing?" For the sake of the brothers, who are the two brothers who want to understand...... Woooooooo ”

Guan Yu blushed, bowed to the ground, and said: "The eldest brother has been in the army and has always been brave, which the younger brother admires and is ashamed of." ”

Zhang Fei straightened his stomach and couldn't speak. Then he bowed: "Admiration, so do I." ”

Liu Bei stepped forward and stretched out his arms, hugged their heads, and cried. But in his heart, he cursed. "Whoever the fuck wants to be in front, it's all Qin Cao Yuan's three bastards, they wear a pair of pants, and the most dangerous task is always my ....... Woo woo woo ....... ”

The three of them hugged their heads and cried, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei felt that Liu Bei was brave for the country. Admiration. And Liu Bei, who was physically and mentally miserable, felt that Sanshao didn't take him to "play", and felt that he didn't get a penny this time, so he hugged Guan Zhang and cried.

"Go home~" When the three Taoyuan brothers cried bitterly, tens of thousands of soldiers and civilians outside cheered, because they were going home.

"General Qin!" The soldiers and civilians cheered Qin Feng, they knew that without Qin Feng, they would never have been able to return home safely.

Half an hour later, Qin Feng took 50,000 soldiers and civilians and set foot on the way home.

When the Kushan army came to Zhizhi City, they were left with a ruined city. There is also a legend that the Orientals used their magical power to defeat Rome.

Tens of thousands of formations, facing the ruined Zhizhi City, sighed.

"Damn, the Easterners and Westerners have fled, if they dare to come again, they must know how powerful my Almur is!"

I saw a giant coming out of the Kushan army, about two meters and a half tall, his whole body was covered in steel armor, and the mask of his helmet was hollowed out, so he couldn't see his face. Tall, heavily armoured, almost the Hulk in Iron Man's suit again.

In his hand, there was a huge iron hammer, all made of steel, not to mention five hundred catties, the handle of the hammer was two meters long, and the head of the hammer was larger than the grinding disc in the village. It's like the **oss with a hammer in Resident Evil.

Almur was the first warrior in Kushan's history, an invincible warrior who could smash a war elephant with a single hammer.

I saw him walk out with steps that made the earth tremble, and after a loud shout, the giant hammer wheel in his hand was round and smashed to the ground. With a loud bang, the dust rose up, and when it dispersed, a deep pit with a diameter of more than one meter appeared on the ground.

Herod~, the earth seemed to have an earthquake under the giant hammer, and too many horses in the Kushan battle array were frightened, and a group of people turned over on their backs.

…… However, there is only one legend of the Orientals left for the Kushan people. Therefore, the people of Guishan also remembered a person's name, Qin Feng! Mjolnir!

A little more than a month later, outside the city of Rome, a defeated army arrived.

There were less than a hundred people, and the armor and weapons were missing, which was clear at a glance compared to the heavily armed escort army.

"Pompey is back!"

With a shout, the news came to the city of Rome. In a short period of time, the city of Rome was empty. Both Roman citizens and Roman civilians, they were outraged. Rotten eggs, rotten cabbage leaves, and slammed the defeated army led by Pompey.

Pompey lowered his once high head amid the invective.

For more than 100 years, Rome, which was at the peak of the period of the Five Sages Emperor, was invincible and invincible. What Gauls, Germans, Thracians, Spartans, all submitted to the feet of the Romans. This filled the Romans with pride and pride.

A hundred years of invincibility, suddenly a crushing defeat, disgrace to Rome, and tarnished glory. The Romans could not accept it, and they flocked to the Senate. They want to ask the patriarchs they elected, as well as His Majesty the Emperor, to give them an explanation. (To be continued.) )