Chapter Seventy-Five: A Mighty Hero
Drink!
After the ceremony was completed, the next thing was when the subordinates saw the real chapter, and the two of them shouted at the same time, and then rushed directly towards the opponent.
What followed was a burst of punches and kicks, attacking and defending each other, you come and I go to each other's moves, do you think I'll write like this?
Wrong!
Jiang Xiafeng and She Wanli did start to do it, but the way they fought was not what people thought, you come and go, but like ordinary people, they scuffled together as soon as they met, the upper body scuffled with each other, and the double ~ legs hooked each other, first put one side on the ground!
Where is the legendary chivalrous spirit of not staying for thousands of miles, and the whole process of fighting is the same as that of the gangsters in the market, grabbing, buckle, scratching, biting and other tricks, and the two people are rolling around on the ground like two caterpillars.
Who has nothing to do with such a fight!
The people of Qingxi County feel that they have been deceived, what iron legs are invincible, what iron palms are floating on water, these two people are completely deceiving people's feelings, where is there still the demeanor of a hero?
According to what is said in the book, this hero's fight should be a sword spirit, the moves are good-looking and concise, and the moves are cumbersome and edible. But what about these two fighting? First get it on the ground and then then you ride on me, I ride on you, you give me a few blows, I bite you a few times, and keep repeating and repeating.
Where is the beauty ~ sense of the book said.
"This is the hero? Thousands of miles without staying? ”
Li Daozheng touched his beard, and he didn't look good, and then said curiously.
Zhao Guangyi also shook his head: "It's better to do it than those rough men in the barracks, this is completely a ruffian fight!" ”
When have you ever seen heroes fight with their mouths spitting?
"Hehe, fairy tales are all lies."
The corners of Hao Jian's mouth twitched~ twitched, and Hao Jian also had an incredulous attitude towards the things in front of him.
"Get down, get down, get down!"
At this time, the people of Qingxi County quit, and everyone shouted loudly to the crowd in a very tacit understanding.
"Hmph, two useless little things, deceitful and famous, if you don't get down, it's really embarrassing!"
At the same time, an old woman walked up in the ring, she coughed a few times, and then with a sneer on her face, she said to Jiang Xiafeng and She Wanli who were still scuffling on the ground.
"Damn, the two of us are competing for the first place in the world, why are you an old woman here to make trouble?"
Hearing this voice, Jiang Xiafeng and She Wanli, who were originally scuffling on the ground, stood up directly and said viciously to the old woman who came over.
"Isn't it enough to be ashamed of two little dolls? Want to taste the power of my jujube nails? ”
Seeing that the two stood up, the old woman was not in a hurry, smiled, and moved the crutches in her hand.
Could this be the legendary immortal master?
This old man's demeanor and actions are very in line with the heroic standards of the broad masses of the people, old, mysterious, peaceful, calm, and unhurried when encountering things.
And the jujube kernel nail in the old man's mouth has long known that that thing is the core of the jujube, and then sends it out with his mouth, like a sharp blade that can penetrate everything.
That's a peerless martial art that can't be passed on, although with the emergence of the first two scum, people's expectations for heroes have been lowered a lot, but the appearance of this old man has once again raised everyone's expectations a little.
Especially seeing the old man skillfully put his hand into the pocket and threw a big red date into his mouth, I have to make people not believe that this old woman is a master.
"Phew, jujube pits? Lao Tzu will let you see how powerful my twelve-way leg is today! ”
Because of the embarrassment and leakage, Jiang Xiafeng quickly revealed his true colors and scolded the old woman frantically.
"I'll also show you my true strength!"
At this time, She Wanli's face also showed fierceness, obviously preparing to teach this old woman a lesson.
Bah!
Seeing that the two of them were not good, the old woman spit out the jujube core in her mouth directly, drew a parabola in the air, and then landed steadily on She Wanli's face.
Where is this jujube core nail, it's completely an advanced evolution version of spitting, and there is residue in it when spitting!
wiped the saliva on his face, as well as the jujube kernel that was tied with the old man's saliva water, She Wanli didn't dare, and rushed directly towards the old woman is rushing over, pulling her hair and beating her fat: "Dead old woman, it's like this every time, do you still have any public morality, do you know what education is, every time you make my face saliva, look for death!" ”
Not only She Wanli, but even Jiangxiafeng is not merciless.
"Ahem, ahem, stuck, stuck, stuck......"
At this time, the old woman lay down on the ground, clasped her throat and shouted loudly.
You see, let's play big, and I'm playing with myself.
There was no way, so the officials on the side began to move, stepped forward to help the old woman down, and then treated it simply, and took out the jujube core in the throat.
And Jiang Xiafeng and She Wanli were also driven out of the ring by the officials.
Seeing that the martial arts conference is about to become a big joke in martial arts.
The people of Qingxi County were also very disappointed, and they knew that this group of people was like this, and they should have stepped forward to give him two flat burdens when they met before, so that they would have nothing to do to block our way.
The people of Qingxi County are very indignant about such a thing, don't say anything about heroes in front of me in the future, I feel upset when I think about it, this is the voice of many people in Qingxi County at the moment.
"I'm sorry, guys, I've disappointed you, this is the rivers and lakes, this is the martial arts, there are always a few shoddy existences. But real gold is not afraid of fire to refine, my Hedong hero Qiao Zijian is now famous for the heroes of the rivers and lakes, and there are real masters among us! ”
At this time, the Hedong hero, who had high hopes, appeared, holding a long sword in his hand, the long sword was already out of his body, and he said to the few people in front of him with a calm face.
"That's right, those garbage scum are not a topic, today I will let you see what is the first knife in the world!"
Then Hu Zhendong, the hero of the earthquake river, also appeared, and the long knife in his hand was also unsheathed.
These two are also well-known masters in Qingxi Town these days, the top masters.
However, because of what happened before, the current people also have strong doubts about the strength of these two so-called masters and heroes, so at this moment, everyone present is indifferently watching from the side, and no one speaks.
The two heroes also knew what these people were worried about at the scene, so they shook their hands and stabbed each other with the long knives and swords in their hands.
When, when, when!
is different from all the previous competitions, the competition between the two is actually very rhythmic, the swords intersect, you come and go, the routines are deep, the footwork is smart, and there is really a bit of the taste of heroes!
"Okay, that's the real kung fu!"
At this time, someone shouted.
"Yes, this is a hero!"
In any case, the hero's signboard is kept, at least the people of Qingxi County believe it.
As the atmosphere of the scene was mobilized, Qiao Zijian and Hu Zhendong also worked harder and harder, and under the collision of swords, between the electric light and flint, people had to applaud.
Touch!
It was at this time that Qiao Zijian suddenly stumbled, did not stand firm, and rolled directly from the ring, falling very hard.
After landing on the ground, Qiao Zijian stood up after a few wails: "Hu Zhendong, you bastard, this is different from the rehearsal!" I gave you a thousand taels of silver, and it should be me who has defeated you, not you! ”
"Every time you win, and there is a fart, now Lao Tzu is the first in the world, what's wrong!"
Hu Zhendong sneered and said to Qiao Zijian.
Things are bright again, it turns out that the previous fights were all choreographed early in the morning, no wonder they are so good-looking, it's really a pity that these two people don't go to be martial arts instructors!
Hao Jian watched from the side, the corners of his mouth twitched again~ twitched, I have nothing to do with martial arts dreams, Jin Yong's big world is all deceitful!
"Throw them away!"
Hao Jian stood up, lifted the tea bowl next to him, and then threw it towards the front of the ring, which is a gathering area for heroes, so don't worry about losing the wrong person!
Someone took the lead, and someone followed, especially the matter of falling into the well, and soon the people of Qingxi County quickly joined forces and threw away all the things in their hands, so as to vent their dissatisfaction in their hearts.
At this moment, the heroic man who was majestic a moment ago has now become a water dog that everyone shouts and beats!
"Call the Praetorian guards and take them all! All those who committed crimes were detained, and those who did not commit crimes were detained for fifteen days and then released! ”
Hao Jian sighed, and then rushed towards the joke next to him.
Duan Zichong nodded, and with a wave of his hand, the guards began to act immediately.
"Lord County, Lord County is not good, not good! The bandits are attacking the city, the bandits are attacking the city! ”
At this time, a post soldier ran over very anxiously and shouted at Li Xin.
The post soldiers are the soldiers who are specifically responsible for communications, and of course they also guard the responsibility of guarding the city at the border gates.
Hearing this news, all the people present were stupid, although the bandits were arrogant, but no one thought that this group of bandits would dare to attack the city, you must know that attacking the city is a rebellion, that is to punish the nine clans, completely offend the court, there is no ordinary chance!
There is only one end to offending the imperial court, and that is to wait for the arrival of the imperial army!
So the bandits will not attack the city until the last resort, but now the bandits are actually attacking the city, then this matter is intriguing, what is the purpose of their attack level?